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Title: Kaiju proctology.
Post by: Flangepart on September 11, 2013, 06:23:56 PM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9b/Ultraman_gyango_ruffian_from_outerspace_19660925.JPG)

Dr. Ultra: "That's...that's the worst posterior problem I've ever seen! How can you even sit with that can?"

Monster: (Sigh) I sleep standing up...but on the other hand, I've Never slid off a chair."


Title: Re: Kaiju proctology.
Post by: VenomX73 on September 11, 2013, 06:28:09 PM
Ultraman: Yeahhh... dude, Im not going to waste my time. You better get that checked.


Title: Re: Kaiju proctology.
Post by: WingedSerpent on September 12, 2013, 04:33:31 PM
([url]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9b/Ultraman_gyango_ruffian_from_outerspace_19660925.JPG[/url])



Ok...let me put on my latex glove...

But doctor, I am a latex glove.

Listen, kaiju prostate health is no laughing matter.  If he only had regular check ups, poor Youngary might still be alive.

(http://www.stomptokyo.com/img-m4/yongary-d.jpg)


Title: Re: Kaiju proctology.
Post by: tracy on September 21, 2013, 12:45:38 PM
Feel the terror,Ultraman! I'm what happens when they cross Godzilla with a porcupine.


Title: Re: Kaiju proctology.
Post by: Umaril Has Returned on September 21, 2013, 01:48:08 PM
That's the Bemular suit from episode 1. I remember in this episode, however, that the monster was the result of a wish made by a man who had a hunk of meteoric iron that allowed for wishes to materialize. Among other suits that got used to pieces in Ultraman were the Baragon suit.