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     THEY CAME FROM LAKE WHITNEY

     After the discovery of a mysterious glowing object left behind by illegal aliens, the good citizens of Whitney, Texas are besieged by zombies who seek, not flesh or brains, but to purchase beer, cigarettes, and scratch-off lottery tickets with food stamp cards.Even worse, they're not just showing up at convenience stores, but schools, Baptist churches, and folks homes.

     After a near-disaster at Homecoming, the citizens, led by a courageous (and smart) Yankee science buff, put together a force of cyborg Dachsunds to save the day.

Man with a soar throat dresses up in a bat suit to battle clowns and penguins.

Hippie Apocalypse aka I Spit Out Your Blood aka Drillseeker (1973)

The US government brings together a crack team of military personnel and civilian experts to battle an alien virus unleashed by the numerological alignment of 11.11.11.  The virus causes 50% of those infected to become sex-crazed hippies, the other 50% to become puritanical vampires with a penchant for floral arrangement.  But two children of the leaders of the infected factions fall in love, despite their differences.  As the cold heart of the vampire prince thaws in the sensual glow of the hippie princess' love, the world about them crumbles as the team races against time to save the world...

A woman comes to believe that she is being stalked.  Her friends don't believe her and the police are useless.  Is she simply paranoid or is she actually in danger?  Finally, it is revealed that she really is being stalked -- by Superman.  Desperate, the woman contacts the only man on Earth who can help her: Batman.  Can Batman save the helpless woman from her super-powered stalker before it is too late?

EXPLODING COWS FROM MARS


Mooo . . . mooo . . . mooo  . . . . KABOOM!!!!!!

A young girl named Kitty lives a hard life on the streets, her only friend a mongrel cat.  Turns out that cat is the only friend she needs because he can transform into a were-creature at will.  Their lives are rough and they're about to get rougher, because Kitty falls into the hands of a sinister orphanage where the headmasters use the children for evil experiments in immortality.  These three psychos and their henchmen just bit off a lot more than they can chew, because Kitty's kitty is coming to the rescue!

TRIPLE THREAT

Three sets of identical triplets win a 3 week vacation to a remote island. Little do they know the island is haunted by 3 three-eyed, three-legged creatures who developed a taste for human flesh ever since a 3 year old boy got lost on the island and ended up as a three course meal, three years previously. Can they survive the terrifying ordeal and make it off the island alive?

BALLERINAS VERSUS ZOMBIES

The Bolshoi troupe arrives in Dallas, TX just as the Zombie Apocalypse breaks out.  Flesh-munching undead menace flexible maidens!  Can the Russian beauties make it to the safe haven in Crawford, TX before an undead Karl Rove turns former President Bush into a four star meal?  Will Rick Perry stop jogging long enough to deal with the undead menace?  And will Danny Trejo of MACHETE be able to get his blade-weliding undocumented ninjas to Crawford in time to save the ballet season?

BABY BOOMER

An semi-unofficial sequel to 'BIG', except this time Tom Hanks will play the part of a 55 year old man trapped in the body of an unborn fetus. Unable to speak, his lines in the movie will be subtitled. Also unable to be seen, whenever his lines come up the camera will focus on the stomach of his pregnant mother-to-be, played by Oprah Winfrey.

Ella

A Transvestite (MtF) strikes back on his friends who laughed at him for being himself and not part of the world.

Orca vs. King Kong

The U.S. Navy just can't stop a 50-foot killer whale from sinking merchant ships off the coast of Western Canada, so they mount an expedition to Skull Island in order to capture the legendary Kong, a 50-foot ape, and use him to fight the whale.  This may be easier said than done, as the expedition will have to contend with lesbian cannibals, dinosaurs, and even flying sharks sent by Orca to stop them.  If they make it through all that, they probably won't be in any shape to capture Kong.  Fortunately, the little Asian orphan girl who sneaked along on the expedition has been tinkering with just the thing to capture Kong: a giant robot!  Let's just hope the Yakuza agents sent to capture her don't get to her before she can use it ...

I would totally pay to see this movie.  :teddyr:

TITLE VII FROM PLUTO

Plutonians, largely peaceful and happy on their remote planet, become hostile when they learn that Earth no longer considers them a planet. They come to Earth. At first, Earthlings are amazed at the discovery of extraterrestrial life. Then, a struggle ensues as the Plutonians hire Gloria Allred in a discrimination case that goes all the way to Supreme Court.

"It's the Citizen Kane of extraterrestrial courtroom dramas," says Joel Jingoston of Burgvilleshire Gazette

THE SUFFERING BASTARDS FROM HELL VS. THE KUNG-FU SLUTS FROM MARS ON THE ISLAND OF FORBIDDEN PLEASURES (uncut European version)

No synopsis necessary.

The title IS the synopsis.  :bouncegiggle:

After getting high from a combination of weed, angel dust and cheese sandwiches, a group of metalheads build a machine that transports them into another dimension filled with Nazi Knights, Cannibal Christians, Mutant Badgers and a Purple Alien Leprechaun.

In a world where technology exists to enter the human mind through dream invasion, a highly skilled thief is given a final chance at redemption which involves executing his toughest job to date.

A small coastal town in the middle of winter is plagued by SUN DEMONS FROM BEYOND - a ghastly horde of crystalline water ice devouring entities out to ruin Christmas for everyone.

Downtown Montreal becomes the battleground between two giant monsters. One's a mutant walrus while the other is a homeless man.

Jimmy Flame is the coolest guy in town. He's got it all: flashy car, beautiful girlfriend, well paid job, house with an indoor pool and jacuzzi... yes, everything seems to be top of the world for young Jimmy. That is until a plague of MUTANT NAKED MOLE-RATS FROM PLANET URANUS fall down Jimmy's chimney and turn his life upside down. Can he survive this diabolical infestation and save the world from a vaguely uncertain future? Soundtrack by Ratt

JIMMY CARTER: VAMPIRE HUNTER IN 3D

Gary Busey stars as the 39th prez, who battles vamps on a peanut farm with his sidekick a blind psychic Asian child. The prez also has an affair with his nurse played by Whoopi Goldberg. He soon discovers the vampires are from Mars and are harvesting blood for rocket fuel. The vamps also want to destroy all of the peanuts, since peanuts contain a chemical that will cause the vampires to mutate into giant moths. Plus it's in 3D, what else do you want.