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Title: B-Movie Oath/Pledge Post by: Scott on February 19, 2006, 08:57:40 PM With the Commander USA pledge I was thinking maybe there should be a B-movie creed by which we all should live by.
1) Promise to finish every movie from beginning to end. 2) To be an All Around Good Guy Forever. (http://clicksmilies.com/s0105/engel/angel-smiley-006.gif) 3) Attempt to view every film ever made. As we come together on this day feel free to contirbute to the pledge according to the B-movie needs of the day. Thank You. Title: Re: B-Movie Oath/Pledge Post by: Shadowphile on February 19, 2006, 10:05:28 PM Oh God.... You mean I actually have to sit through Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood? That is just not possible.....
Title: Re: B-Movie Oath/Pledge Post by: daveblackeye15 on February 19, 2006, 11:41:31 PM Sounds pretty good to me. And that's fine if I'm pleding it now since four years ago I couldn't finish "I Eat your Skin" Title: Re: B-Movie Oath/Pledge Post by: dean on February 20, 2006, 03:06:31 AM Hmmm, I thought I replied to this post earlier, but it seems perhaps my net is going a little screwy so I'll just repeat myself: I'm not too sure what should go directly into the pledge just now, but I do know that the basic pledge should have us 'devote ourselves to the exploration of all forms of low-grade cinema' and if we fail to 'may we be brutally mutilated by drill-wielding maniacs, severly brutalized by flesh-eating zombies, and have our eyelids taped open whilst we are forced to watch reruns of 'The Nanny.' Or something like that. Title: Re: B-Movie Oath/Pledge Post by: Ash on February 20, 2006, 03:51:35 AM Shadowphile Wrote:
------------------------------------------------------- > Oh God.... You mean I actually have to sit > through Don't Be a Menace to South Central While > Drinking Your Juice in the Hood? That is just not > possible..... I love that movie! "Yo...this is for all my dead homies" (pours beer from a 40 oz on several dead corpses) Hilarious! Title: Re: B-Movie Oath/Pledge Post by: Mr_Vindictive on February 20, 2006, 08:20:58 AM I think that a badmovies.org pledge would be a fine idea. Although, I don't know if I could pledge to watch every film from beginning to end. I've yet to watch all of "The Being" and it mocks me day after day from my video shelf.
On a side note, I must agree with Ash that Don't Be A Menace to S.C. is a funny film. One of the only funny things the Wayans ever did. Title: Re: B-Movie Oath/Pledge Post by: Dr. Whom on February 20, 2006, 08:48:09 AM About point 1), may we use the fast forward button?
Title: Re: B-Movie Oath/Pledge Post by: Menard on February 20, 2006, 11:18:49 AM 4) Mention of the 'G' movie and/or Ben and Jen should be avoided at all costs.
Of course, if the 'G' movie is accidentally mentioned, we will have to sacrifice Dean. Title: Re: B-Movie Oath/Pledge Post by: trekgeezer on February 20, 2006, 12:05:09 PM "Pledge! We don't need no stinkin' pledge!"(http://www.websmileys.com/sm/dressed/bek086.gif)
Title: Re: B-Movie Oath/Pledge Post by: daveblackeye15 on February 20, 2006, 12:43:52 PM Maybe it's okay to fast forward AlexB but only for emergency situations, like the movie is causing you to have a heart attack ,or it's trying to absorb you into it's body A LA The Thing.
Title: Re: B-Movie Oath/Pledge Post by: Ed, Ego and Superego on February 20, 2006, 12:45:40 PM I'll hold off, I'm not that much of a joiner.
-Ed Title: Re: B-Movie Oath/Pledge Post by: odinn7 on February 20, 2006, 01:28:14 PM As much as I would like to be a part of this, I cannot take this oath in good conscience due to my inability to follow rule # 2. So sorry.
Title: Re: B-Movie Oath/Pledge Post by: raj on February 20, 2006, 05:52:20 PM As long as #1 isn't retroactive. There's no way in hell I'm going to finish watching Air America.
And #3 would require all of us to see Gigli. Title: Re: B-Movie Oath/Pledge Post by: Menard on February 20, 2006, 07:12:47 PM raj Wrote:
------------------------------------------------------- > As long as #1 isn't retroactive. There's no way > in hell I'm going to finish watching Air America. > And #3 would require all of us to see Gigli. Uh-oh...the 'G' movie was mentioned. Looks like we're going to have to sacrifice Dean. Title: Re: B-Movie Oath/Pledge Post by: raj on February 20, 2006, 07:32:54 PM Ooops. Sorry. Forgot that we weren't supposed to mention Gigli.
Title: Re: B-Movie Oath/Pledge Post by: odinn7 on February 20, 2006, 08:22:19 PM What? (Gigli) We need to (Gigli) sacrafice (Gigli) Dean if someone (Gigli) says what G word (Gigli)?
Title: Re: B-Movie Oath/Pledge Post by: dean on February 20, 2006, 11:19:12 PM Why is everybody so unkind? Besides, I gladly give up my body and soul to the creative powerhouse that is Gigli. Every life given makes it all the stronger. It's kind of like the candyman: say the word too many times and you will be forced to watch it. It's just a matter of time before you guys come up with the magic number, get abducted by the guys with black ski masks on, who tie you to a chair and Clockwork Orange your arses into submission. Title: Re: B-Movie Oath/Pledge Post by: Scott on February 21, 2006, 01:04:41 AM No fast forwarding. That would be dishonest.
Title: Re: B-Movie Oath/Pledge Post by: Scott on February 21, 2006, 01:05:41 AM I think Raj is beginning to see our plan Dean. We must act quickly..........
Title: Re: B-Movie Oath/Pledge Post by: Scott on February 21, 2006, 01:09:14 AM Some B-Movie Wisdom:
1) Just because it's put on film doesn't make it a movie. 2) One must also view the A list films in order to recognize a B-movie properly. You can't have B without the A. Title: Re: B-Movie Oath/Pledge Post by: Menard on February 21, 2006, 01:44:45 AM And you can't get any good A without a good pick-up line. (http://www.smileys.ws/smls/grinning/00000021.gif)
(http://www.smileys.ws/smls/grinning/00000026.gif) Title: Re: B-Movie Oath/Pledge Post by: Rombles on February 21, 2006, 07:01:55 AM Just like you can't have T without the A :-) ;-)
Title: Re: B-Movie Oath/Pledge Post by: The Conqueroo on February 23, 2006, 03:47:46 PM Okay.I Took My Oath.When Do I get My Hat and Memberrship Card??Oh well,If You See Kay,Tell Her I Said Hello!!
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