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Title: Menard has not left the building Post by: Menard on May 05, 2007, 06:16:25 AM With Clock's leave of absence and some of the nice things others have said about missing him (now come on, a few more could reply to his thread) it got me to wondering what 'nice' things could be said about me, should I have an absence from the board for an extended period of time.
Such kind sentiments as: "Sweet Jesus! Now I can relax the profanity filter!" "Been saving up for missing you; spent it somewhere else." "It's kinda like saying 'I'll miss you' to a hemorrhoid." Yep, that's right, let's pretend that I am leaving the board (get those smiles off your faces). It's open season on Menard; so express your best....uh....sentiments. :teddyr: Take your best shot. :tongueout: And if anyone in any way feels obligated to add to my karma..... ....good (http://smileys.on-my-web.com/repository/Laughing/lol-065.gif) Title: Re: Menard has not left the building Post by: RCMerchant on May 05, 2007, 06:30:57 AM "Hey everyone...Menards gone! Let's go sneak in his room and look at his dirty magazines!"
Title: Re: Menard has not left the building Post by: Trevor on May 05, 2007, 07:22:30 AM :smile:
I must confess, I like Dr Menard, even if he (a) doesn't appear to resemble Richard Johnson in a certain Italian movie and (b) even if he doesn't really want to show himself to his fellow BMovies.org brothers and sistahs. I like him and his sense of humour ~ he should not leave the building at all, Andrew should rent him the BMovies.org penthouse. On a permanent basis. :teddyr: Rock on, Doctor! :drink: and a karma point plus a cookie for you. Title: Re: Menard has not left the building Post by: Menard on May 05, 2007, 09:03:28 AM ...the BMovies.org penthouse. I didn't know we had our own version of Penthouse. That rocks!!! :teddyr: Title: Re: Menard has not left the building Post by: Raffine on May 05, 2007, 11:30:21 AM "Who the hell is Mernard?"
:smile: Title: Re: Menard has not left the building Post by: Andrew on May 05, 2007, 11:33:02 AM Finally, I can take a rest and not worry about any fights for a few days.
I didn't know we had our own version of Penthouse. That rocks!!! :teddyr: No, but I think that RogueCinema just started something along those lines. Next month, "Deep Inside Shadowfyre." Title: Re: Menard has not left the building Post by: Menard on May 05, 2007, 11:48:24 AM No, but I think that RogueCinema just started something along those lines. Next month, "Deep Inside Shadowfyre." EWWWWWWWWW!!! :buggedout: Title: Re: Menard has not left the building Post by: flackbait on May 05, 2007, 11:55:53 AM "Now who's going to make fun of everybody and tell dirty jokes?"
Title: Re: Menard has not left the building Post by: JaseSF on May 05, 2007, 01:46:49 PM "What can I say? I'll miss the crazy mother ."
Title: Re: Menard has not left the building Post by: Ash on May 05, 2007, 02:09:45 PM I would do a little "happy dance" and sing...
"Ding dong Menard is gone, Menard is gone, Menard is gone..." Just kidding! :bouncegiggle: Title: Re: Menard has not left the building Post by: Yaddo 42 on May 05, 2007, 03:57:41 PM "Don't get too excited that he's gone. He's like the clap - he'll be back."
There's a freebie for ya, Menard. Title: Re: Menard has not left the building Post by: Shadow on May 05, 2007, 11:08:08 PM Who are we talking about again? :teddyr:
Title: Re: Menard has not left the building Post by: Menard on May 06, 2007, 08:52:58 AM There are some good ones in here, but for some of you...well...my little niece hits harder than that. :tongueout:
Come on...hit harder...little girls (http://smileys.on-my-web.com/repository/Laughing/lol-065.gif) Title: Re: Menard has not left the building Post by: Doc Daneeka on May 06, 2007, 09:37:24 AM Umm, I don't really see what the big deal is about Menard, it seems the only time he's dirty is when we're discussing his dirtiness.
Title: Re: Menard has not left the building Post by: Andrew on May 06, 2007, 10:22:46 AM Oh, we are supposed to be roasting him?
"Menard may be gone, but his ego lives on." Title: Re: Menard has not left the building Post by: RCMerchant on May 06, 2007, 10:24:01 AM Umm, I don't really see what the big deal is about Menard, it seems the only time he's dirty is when we're discussing his dirtiness. Yeah ,but his dirtiness is like that fungus in MUTINY from OUTER SPACE...it infects and mutates all around him...like a black mold....growing and pulsating with a sick,warped,life all it's own...like some Lovecraftian evil..an unseen but felt diasesed presence...an obscene, hidden,creeping horror,spreading despair and corruption in it's wake...WATCH OUT! I"TS HERE! IN THIS ROOM! ARGHHHH!!!! :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: Keep saying to yourself: It's only Menard... It's only Menard... It's only Menard... It's only Menard... :twirl: Title: Re: Menard has not left the building Post by: Poogie on May 06, 2007, 02:11:12 PM AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.........Although, he did try to bite off my face with his huge pointy teeth....or was that really Jaws ? :question: :bouncegiggle:
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/jawsel3co8.jpg) Title: Re: Menard has not left the building Post by: Trevor on May 08, 2007, 08:12:16 AM :bouncegiggle: Menard almost always has the ability to make me smile. :teddyr:
My favourite thread is the one where a user asked Andrew about a film and attached an image of some very bouncy young ladies, which Andrew edited out, explaining that the site was meant to be safe for people at work. Menard's response was to post an image of a smiley bawling it/her/his eyes out ~ very funny. :teddyr: The link iz http://www.badmovies.org/forum/index.php/topic,113359.0html (http://www.badmovies.org/forum/index.php/topic,113359.0html) There was something in that thread as well about a guy sporting a huge male organ which was also edited out. :bluesad: Title: Re: Menard has not left the building Post by: Menard on May 08, 2007, 02:13:37 PM There was something in that thread as well about a guy sporting a huge male organ which was also edited out. :bluesad: People can't even talk about me in a thread without having it edited out. (http://smileys.on-my-web.com/repository/Happy/happy-073.gif) Title: Re: Menard has not left the building Post by: Scott on May 09, 2007, 08:48:55 PM Menard is always polite. He always keeps the "h" out of Menard. That would be to Bold.
Title: Re: Menard has not left the building Post by: peter johnson on May 18, 2007, 12:09:19 AM Alas, Menard . . .
He was no Squishy . . . For to cry, we leave him bye . . . His comments were not wash And wishy . . . pj/dc Title: Re: Menard has not left the building Post by: Viktorcrayon on May 18, 2007, 02:54:31 AM Hit harder?
"I guess the 15 year old compulsive masturbator, who thought it was cool and funny to act evil, finally got out in the real world". |