In celebration of the update to The Terror of Tiny Town (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/tinytown/).
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"Oh yeah, well I just happen to have six feet of whoopass in my pocket!"
Network executives cancelled THE INCREDIBLE SHRINKING LAWMAN after the first episode tanked with viewers . . .
We wish to welcome you to Munchin Land...b*tch...
I might be SHORT, but I make up for it in LENGTH, , Here, Let me show you. . .
I was thinking along the same lines as ghouck....
"Well I'm bigger than you where it counts, just let me whip this out......"
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I don't care how big your gun is, I'm not giving you a piggyback ride.
Ever see a one eared elephant?
Tatoo and Joey C in heaven.
You come down here and call me a Lollipop Kid again and see what happens.
In our next episode Pistol Pete and his handy sidekick Slowdraw corner and capture the giant Tuxedo Bandit.
"Up yours big man, we're all the same height on our backs!"
How'd you figure out I took took those little booze bottles from the mini fridge, anyway?
How's the weather up there? FREAK!
I may be short, but your wife was calling my name last night!
I represent the Lollipop Guild AND the Ass-Kicking Guild - which do you want first, stretch?
"The weirder the fantasy, the higher the cost. Let's see the money pal."
Why'd you reach in my pocket, mister? Didja leave me a quarter or sumpin in there?
No, I.....no...
"We don't like your kind around these parts. Rusty, keep him covered while I frisk him!"