http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/west_midlands/black_country/7704603.stm
Man is found glued to toilet seat
A man had to be taken to hospital still attached to a steel toilet after super-glue was deliberately smeared on the seat.
Firefighters were unable to free the man and were forced to remove the entire toilet with the man attached.
The 35-year-old was in a public toilet cubicle in Brierley Hill in the West Midlands when he became stuck.
He was taken to hospital where doctors had to get into the ambulance before using chemicals to free him.
Toilet re-installed
An ambulance service spokesman said: "He appeared to be none the worse for his ordeal other than being understandably somewhat embarrassed."
It is thought the glue had been smeared on the toilet seat by a prankster.
An ambulance crew and a rapid response vehicle attended the scene just before midday but they were unable to free the man.
"With the help of a local authority and the fire and rescue service, the man was removed from the cubicle still attached to the stainless steel toilet," the spokesman said.
The toilet was later taken back to the public convenience and re-installed.
There's an "addicted to pot" joke just waiting to be made here . . . I know it.
All it normally takes is a mutton vindaloo! :teddyr:
This is part of the reason I lay down the safety layer of toliet paper in public restrooms. :wink:
Ooh, I read about this on my texty news thingy this morning :bouncegiggle:. I remember years ago I got blamed for glueing a toilet seat in school and someone had sat on it. I didn't do it, it was just some deluded female teacher with a barren womb who despised genuine "nice" kids. Thanks Mrs. Riley, now I'm evil, bitter and twisted. :teddyr: But anyway, funny news story.
:smile:
"Stuck on you....
Got this feeling down deep in my soul
That I just can't lose....
Girl, I'm on my way.....
Needed a friend...
and the way I feel right now
with this &^%$#@ toilet seat
stuck to my rear end......."
Not sung by Lionel Richie and the Commodores. :buggedout: