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Data celebrates the news that the Houston Cougars just beat the Texas Longhorns by a score of 79 to 6.
By the Six Moons of Iscandar, I SHALL AVENGE YOU!!
"I had to take a dump Soooooooooooooooo bad!"
"Somebody get this little man off my arm before I punch him."
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When I find the individual who switched my left hand with this Pleasure Fist...
You mean the Borg Queen had a GOOD twin sister!
Okay, seeing as I have misplaced my brush, the toothbrushing simulation will have to wait. Damn it!"
Data's first bowel movement was so special he just had to do it in front of everyone.