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Title: An Injured Hoff Post by: Mr. DS on January 05, 2009, 10:27:29 PM From a Baywatch review I'm piecing together...
(http://www.geocities.com/darksider66/baywatchshattered2.jpg) "And finally, no more singing on the Berlin Wall." Title: Re: An Injured Hoff Post by: ghouck on January 05, 2009, 11:15:29 PM Somehow you sprained your wee-wee, and we're going to keep it in traction for a few weeks.
Title: Re: An Injured Hoff Post by: Saucerman on January 06, 2009, 07:41:11 AM I know you're upset, Mr. Hasselhoff, but until your hernia's healed and you don't need this truss any more, you simply cannot run down the beach in slow motion.
Title: Re: An Injured Hoff Post by: meQal on January 06, 2009, 08:03:27 AM Remember kids, this can happen to you if you drink and eat hamburgers.
Title: Re: An Injured Hoff Post by: Doggett on January 06, 2009, 11:01:56 AM "You daughter did say she'd do something drastic if you didn't stop drinking."
Title: Re: An Injured Hoff Post by: Sister Grace on January 06, 2009, 11:50:26 AM For once, the power of my hair-gel has failed to protect me...
Title: Re: An Injured Hoff Post by: sprite75 on January 06, 2009, 12:17:17 PM Next time, instead of peeing on KITT find a tree or a bush or something. That way he won't throw you out via his built in ejection seat.
Title: Re: An Injured Hoff Post by: AndyC on January 06, 2009, 04:48:11 PM "No, Mr. Hasselhoff. I expect you to die!"
Title: Re: An Injured Hoff Post by: Yaddo 42 on January 11, 2009, 03:19:32 AM The day after the Germans finally figured out that Hoff's music really sucks.
Title: Re: An Injured Hoff Post by: Joe the Destroyer on January 11, 2009, 06:33:44 PM "Both of them will be waiting in a jar in the lost and found. No, you'll never be able to act again."
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