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Title: Poor Alex
Post by: Ash on March 06, 2009, 04:56:44 PM

From the movie "A Clockwork Orange".
What could Alex be thinking or saying?

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Title: Re: Poor Alex
Post by: Doggett on March 06, 2009, 05:19:06 PM
This is the only way to get Doggett to watch Frogs again....


Title: Re: Poor Alex
Post by: JJ80 on March 06, 2009, 06:40:24 PM
Alex learned too late about using backstreet opticians.....


Title: Re: Poor Alex
Post by: Nukie 2 on March 06, 2009, 07:38:28 PM
"Oh no Manos: The Hands of Fate!"


Title: Re: Poor Alex
Post by: DoctorMcShocker on March 06, 2009, 10:37:34 PM
No! Please, i cant handle another episode of tyler perry's house of pain.


Title: Re: Poor Alex
Post by: AndyC on March 06, 2009, 11:02:27 PM
We'll send him cheesy movies
The worst we can find
He'll have to sit and watch them all
And we'll monitor his mind


Title: Re: Poor Alex
Post by: Javakoala on March 07, 2009, 12:35:30 AM
I can't believe that wanker is THE American Idol!!!!!!!!!!!


Title: Re: Poor Alex
Post by: sprite75 on March 07, 2009, 01:30:40 AM
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An unfortunate soul being forced to watch the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode Shades of Gray.


Title: Re: Poor Alex
Post by: Texdar on March 07, 2009, 03:10:18 AM
How people in the 60's had to put contact lenses in.


Title: Re: Poor Alex
Post by: meQal on March 07, 2009, 08:06:23 AM
The lengths that Joan Rivers goes thru to get people to see her naked is astonishing.


Title: Re: Poor Alex
Post by: AndyC on March 07, 2009, 09:45:54 AM
Just twenty minutes a day will reduce crow's feet and worry lines significantly.


Title: Re: Poor Alex
Post by: CaptnTripps on March 08, 2009, 08:52:04 AM
Should have paid his debt to GeneCo.


Title: Re: Poor Alex
Post by: asimpson2006 on March 09, 2009, 11:10:17 AM

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Alex: Me gulliver can't take any more of the Heartbeeps, Sextette, and Manos Hands of fate marathon.

or

Alex learned the hard way of how to fix Wanker's cramp.


Title: Re: Poor Alex
Post by: schmendrik on March 09, 2009, 11:15:10 AM
I will not fall asleep in class anymore.
I will not fall asleep in class anymore.
I will not fall asleep in class anymore.
I will not fall asleep in class anymore.
I will not fall asleep in class anymore.
I will not...


Title: Re: Poor Alex
Post by: Pennywise on March 12, 2009, 12:54:33 AM
The only way you can get anyone to watch a movie starring Paris Hilton.


Title: Re: Poor Alex
Post by: Rev. Powell on March 13, 2009, 03:42:31 PM


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Ive changed my mind!  I would like anesthetic for my laser eye surgery, please!


Title: Re: Poor Alex
Post by: Nakuyabi on February 25, 2012, 02:03:05 AM
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"And this is Helen Thomas naked on a cold day!"
"AAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"


Title: Re: Poor Alex
Post by: TheDope on February 26, 2012, 03:33:50 PM

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"Not the underpants, Trevor!  NOT THE UNDERPANTS!  NOOOOOO!!!