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The children present Mario with Fire Power Flowers.
In the USSR, Milkmen were very highly respected.
If only Michael Jackson thought of flowers...*
*He was proved innocent. Yeah, I'm still shocked, too. :wink:
The kids had been warned by their parents to be on their VERY BEST behaviour in front of Comrade Stalin.
Kid on the right - "But Joe, you told me I was your only love."
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The worst mistake was to give the old and demented Mario a bunch of Fire Flowers, and soon after they all fell victim to the great balls of fire.
And after the formalities, it was free mustache rides all around.
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Oddly enough, Thomas Kinkade's first paintings
didn't sell too well until he renounced Communism.
"Imbecile! White and Red roses are for pure, passionate love! To express admiration, you must use peach-coloured roses! Off to the gulag with you!"
Can we please have longer shorts???
The girl: "Don't sleep tonight..."
btw, these comments are EPICLY HILARIOUS!!!
Uncle Joe got his start as Russia's most evil Ice Cream salesman.
"We're huge fans of yours, Wally Walrus."
Come with us to the corn field sir.
Comrade Stalin, will you be my Valentine?