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"He knew that the situation was now untenable, he HAD to get a razor before it was too late!"
" I'll show those idiots I don't have a flair for acting! "
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Bacon, bacon, bacon. What's in the box? I CAN'T READ!!!!!
Michael Jackson, seconds before his infamous 1984 Pepsi commercial accident.
Jesus, I need a shave.
Never let Benicio Del Toro get drunk on an ocean liner....
"Now tell him in a firm voice to stay away from the flammables, then give him a treat."
"Aah, this feels nice. Next time, I should bend over and touch my toes and spell run."