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Title: The $1 Bill
Post by: Ash on September 18, 2009, 02:00:42 AM

What could George be thinking or saying?

(http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/6581/onedollarbilllarge16c53.jpg) (http://img30.imageshack.us/i/onedollarbilllarge16c53.jpg/)



Title: Re: The $1 Bill
Post by: Mr. DS on September 18, 2009, 08:00:45 AM
Sigh...soon I won't be worth anything.


Title: Re: The $1 Bill
Post by: sprite75 on September 18, 2009, 09:39:35 AM
I wish they'd redesign this damn thing so that my picture is at least as big as those other guys.  It's not fair that Abe and those other guys have nice big pics and I'm stuck with this little pic.


Title: Re: The $1 Bill
Post by: Nukie 2 on September 18, 2009, 10:04:09 AM
I can't wait to be jammed into a strippers g-string!


Title: Re: The $1 Bill
Post by: Nukie 2 on September 20, 2009, 06:57:33 PM
I've got coke in my nose!


Title: Re: The $1 Bill
Post by: AndyC on September 20, 2009, 10:10:49 PM
They just had to use the picture where I didn't have my choppers in. I mean, look at my mouth. You make a half-assed effort to pose for a picture because nobody's going to look at the damned thing anyway, and then they go and put it on the money. That's just great. President mushmouth. Thanks a bunch a***oles.


Title: Re: The $1 Bill
Post by: BTM on September 22, 2009, 03:46:32 AM

Man, I liked looking at Sacagawea way more than pictures of my co-patriots.


Title: Re: The $1 Bill
Post by: AndyC on September 22, 2009, 06:21:18 AM
"George baby, you're so money and you don't even know it."


Title: Re: The $1 Bill
Post by: Mr. DS on September 22, 2009, 10:39:00 AM
The next person who makes a mushroom out of my head will die.


Title: Re: The $1 Bill
Post by: retrorussell on September 23, 2009, 03:53:02 AM
I captured the British forces at Yorktown and Saratoga, was instrumental in freeing this country from British rule, and became President for 8 years.  And this is the thanks I get-- one frickin' dollar.


Title: Re: The $1 Bill
Post by: Psycho Circus on September 24, 2009, 12:03:21 PM
"It was so nice living with those drug dealers, now I'm going to get all scrunched up in that fat cops pocket."


Title: Re: The $1 Bill
Post by: SkullBat308 on September 25, 2009, 02:36:18 AM
"Worship me, for I am your new god!"


Title: Re: The $1 Bill
Post by: Ash on September 25, 2009, 02:58:50 AM
"Is George Washington gonna have to choke a b***h?"

(http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/6581/onedollarbilllarge16c53.jpg) (http://img30.imageshack.us/i/onedollarbilllarge16c53.jpg/)







(from Chappelle's Show)



Title: Re: The $1 Bill
Post by: paula on September 30, 2009, 10:27:58 PM
"That's right, I'm number 1....beeeeaaatch!"


Title: Re: The $1 Bill
Post by: whitelion43 on October 21, 2009, 05:33:47 PM
I feel so small! and what is that K doing behind me?


Title: Re: The $1 Bill
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on October 24, 2009, 04:56:51 AM
"Oh, god, someone get that freakin' spider away from me."


Title: Re: The $1 Bill
Post by: indianasmith on October 24, 2009, 08:18:43 AM
Fought in over thirty battles, put up with John Adams' whining for 8 years, had to keep Hamilton and Jefferson from killing each other, and the best they can do is a picture that makes me look like a fussy old woman?


Title: Re: The $1 Bill
Post by: sprite75 on October 24, 2009, 09:01:26 AM
(http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/6581/onedollarbilllarge16c53.jpg)

Oh dear...Mrs. Washington will be most unhappy when she finds out that I spent a good part of last night stuffed between a young lady's breasts.


Title: Re: The $1 Bill
Post by: Pennywise on October 26, 2009, 07:26:57 PM
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"If you look at me with special sunglasses it says 'THIS IS YOUR GOD.'"