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Spike: Ooohhh yeah, can you go lower?
Hound: Sure, but remember, not a word to the others.
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No, it's not a tumah! a tumah is in da head!
"Dear Diary.......Jackpot..."
So that's why they kept him around.
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Often more than one type of transformation took place at Autobot Summer Camp.
please don't go near my ass.
Optimus (offscreen): Autobots... pull out!!!
Already familiar with the Willys Jeep, Spike gets acquainted with the jeep's willy.
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"Squeal like a human, boy, c'mon, squeal!"
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Autobot: "Go go, Gadget Di*k!"
Heard offscreen by Inspector Gadget: "HEY, that's MY line!"
"I like to do it doggy. That's why they call me Hound."
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One of the least popular Transformers: ProctoBot.
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Just relax Spike, I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
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Hound does his part to help promote regularity in humans..
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another reason why it's bad for sexual manipulated robotic aliens to interact with humans.
"I told you, Spike. Optimus wants all the humans to have prostate exams... I don't know. He just does.... Well, Ratchet is busy.... Do you always ask so many questions?.... Well, yeah, NOW I know Carly doesn't have a prostate, but I had to make sure, didn't I.... Uhhh, Chip got a tonsil exam because...well...the wheelchair... Oh, just shut up and bend over!"
I, too, enjoy physics-bending, size-changing massages.
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Spike:
"We have to be careful, Hound. I had a hell of time explaining to my father why I had hydraulic oil stains in my underwear the last time..."