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Title: BK CHICKIN WHOPPER=PUBLIC EMBARISMENT Post by: FishStik on April 13, 2002, 09:02:16 PM B.K has a new Chickin Whopper, and if you kluck for them you get 50 cents off. What The ----? They expect people to humiliate themselves for 50 cents. Me and my friends are thinking of renting a chickin suit. I'm going to go in there and humiliate the S@#T out of the cleark. I'll be jumping around yelling about how it is degrating for me to kluck. Also what's up with the comercials? Why are all the chickins dancing around in joy? They're happy about the Chickin Whopper!!! WHY?!? The more Chickin Whoppers that are made the more chickins are slaughtered. P.S -post and tell me what you think about the chickin Whopper. I haven't had it yet. When they ask me to cluck I'm going to tell them to p**s up a rope.
Title: Re: BK CHICKIN WHOPPER=PUBLIC EMBARISMENT Post by: Mofo Rising on April 13, 2002, 09:29:18 PM Why I would kill TEN people for a Klondike bar.
What I'm wondering is why my local paper insists on placing articles about the new fast food in town in their "Lifestyle" section. Last week it was Chicken Select Strips from McDonald's, now it's the Chicken Whopper. Wow, chicken. Now there's an exciting food. Title: Re: BK CHICKIN WHOPPER=PUBLIC EMBARISMENT Post by: systemcr4sh on April 13, 2002, 10:01:07 PM I think its funny he spelt "Chicken", "Chickin" every time he spelt the word.
-Dan Title: Re: BK CHICKIN WHOPPER=PUBLIC EMBARISMENT Post by: Jimmy Corn on April 13, 2002, 10:05:56 PM learn how to spell chicken, loser
Title: Re: BK CHICKIN WHOPPER=PUBLIC EMBARISMENT Post by: Offthewall on April 14, 2002, 12:26:57 AM Fishstik the answer to your question is SUICIDAL CHICKENS WOULD BE HAPPY FOR THIS CHICKEN WHOPPER! Accually no that's not the real answer, I think the Chicken's would be happy that they made a chicken whopper, because we all know it's not real chicken in the first place.
Why the hell are we talking about this on this message board anyway? Title: Re: BK CHICKIN WHOPPER=PUBLIC EMBARISMENT Post by: C. Hill on April 14, 2002, 10:39:28 AM learn how to spell chicken, loser
That was a little harsh, Mr. Grammar. BTW, next time you want to criticize someone else's writing, you might wanna try a couple things like, oh I don't know, CAPITALIZATION. And also, most of us know that you're only supposed to have one space after a comma, not two. And where's the period at the end of your sentence, dumbshoes? Yeah this probably sounds really anal but I'm only holding you to your own standards. Asshat. Title: I'M A LOSER?!!? Post by: FishStik on April 14, 2002, 07:49:44 PM I'm a loser??? Wait, I am a loser. I spelt chicken wrong bescause I was watching TV, eating, playing poker with my friends and typing this on my laptop. By the way, if any of you were wondering I lost(poker that is), I guess that's why they call me a loser baby, so why don't you kill me.*
(that's a joke off a Beck song in case any of you don't know.) Title: Re: BK +PUBLIC EMBARISMENT= poor sales? Post by: Flangepart on April 15, 2002, 10:23:56 AM Uh, guys...lets not worry unduly abour suicidal barnyard fowl, or Tuna for that matter. Or, heck, even spelling. I'm not one to b***h about that. Chill out! Lets keep the board fun, okey? Besides, that Charlie the Tuna thing always cheeped me out. (Shudder).
Title: Re: BK CHICKIN WHOPPER=PUBLIC EMBARISMENT Post by: carl thomas on April 17, 2002, 01:54:22 AM Geez guy chill. Let's not nuke um this time :) But if they ever do that again, then there should be hell to pay :)
Title: Re: BK +PUBLIC EMBARISMENT= poor sales? Post by: AndyC on April 17, 2002, 10:28:46 AM Any depiction of an animal selling the meat of it's own kind strikes me as bizarre.
Does it make sense to have a sign on a barbecue restaurant that shows a happy pig in a chef's hat? Is he some kind of collaborator? Did he save his own ass by betraying his fellow pigs? Maybe he's the Jeffrey Dahmer of pigs. Is that happy pig some kind of cannibal? Not that I don't enjoy meat. I love ribs, burgers, steak, chicken, etc. It just strikes me as really weird to suggest that the animals themselves feel the same way. Title: Re: BK +PUBLIC EMBARISMENT= poor sales? Post by: Lee on April 17, 2002, 04:33:14 PM This is why Chick-Fil-A is so cool. Their Spokesanimal is a cow! That allways cracks me up.
Title: Re: BK +PUBLIC EMBARISMENT= poor sales? Post by: Jay O'Connor on April 17, 2002, 04:53:10 PM My kids and I watch a series of animated videos called "VeggieTales" about talking vegetables
One verse of the theme sang goes "Cauliflower Sweet and sour Half an hour....VeggieTales" That always creeped me out for the same reason Title: Re: BK +PUBLIC EMBARISMENT= poor sales? Post by: Offthewall on April 17, 2002, 05:29:02 PM I love Veggie Tales
something creepy is the dog food called "Butcher's Burgers" The cover is Butcher holding a dog. Title: Re: BK +PUBLIC EMBARISMENT= poor sales? Post by: John Morgan on April 17, 2002, 05:41:25 PM M & M's
Title: Re: BK +PUBLIC EMBARISMENT= poor sales? Post by: Flangepart on April 17, 2002, 05:43:46 PM Altogether now, guys, on the count of three.....1....2...3.. IS IT MADE IN KOREA? Sorry...had to do it, or i'd be up all night thinkin' bout it. I may anyway!
Title: Re: Ya know something? Post by: C. Hill on April 17, 2002, 05:50:21 PM Andy, I've always thought that was strange too. But for me it's always been the Pillsbury Doughboy. WTF? He's selling out his own kind!
Title: Re: BK +PUBLIC EMBARISMENT= poor sales? Post by: AndyC on April 17, 2002, 06:16:31 PM Actually, M&Ms commercials have had jokes involving fear or indignation over the idea of being eaten. Pretty clever.
This discussion reminds me of the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. Anybody remember the restaurant at the end of the universe, featuring a genetically engineered talking cow that was brought out to the table to tell the customer which parts of it were the most tender and tasty? Title: Re: BK +PUBLIC EMBARISMENT= poor sales? Post by: Jay O'Connor on April 17, 2002, 06:19:54 PM "Let's meet the meat!"
Title: Re: BK +PUBLIC EMBARISMENT= poor sales? Post by: Lee on April 18, 2002, 12:52:07 AM That sounds like a porn movie!
Title: Re: BK +PUBLIC EMBARISMENT= poor sales? Post by: john on April 18, 2002, 02:38:33 AM How about the Prego commercial where the pasta is excited about the prospect of being cooked and eaten?
Title: Re: BK +PUBLIC EMBARISMENT= poor sales? Post by: Cloudio on April 18, 2002, 09:28:39 AM I had an uneasy feeling about those old Coke commercials where the ice cubes were so excited to take the plunge into the Coke.
Why were they so excited about melting and working their way into a young persons kidneys???? Title: Re: BK CHICKIN WHOPPER=PUBLIC EMBARISMENT Post by: Gordo on April 20, 2002, 07:21:31 PM I hate to think of what you'll have to do if they ever come out with a pulled pork sandwich!
Gordo Title: Re: BK CHICKIN WHOPPER=PUBLIC EMBARISMENT Post by: Chris1 on April 25, 2002, 01:00:48 PM Are all you guys are from P.E.T.A. those people are weird.
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