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Spousal disagreements regarding the Bears vs. the Packers taken to an extreme...
Hey, um.. there's like, a mosquito on your back. Let me kill it for you.
Yeah, right b*tch! Just try it!
Sith divorces: No lawyers, they just 'cut' to the chase.