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On the other hand, her iphone reception is astounding. Just ask the NSA.
Michelle Mouse screen-tested to be the new Disney mascot, but thankfully was rejected.
She used so much hairspray that in an emergency she was able to use her hair to crack Stormtrooper armor.
It's so less people stare at her tits.