I was looking through my junk mail folder because I was waiting for an email and wanted to make sure it didn't land in the junk folder by mistake.
Haven't found the one I was expecting but I did see this one.
(http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z259/47of74/MoreSpamFail_zpsolbpvkow.png)
In my case that's putting the cart in the next time zone over from the horse since I'm not seeing anyone right now.
I remember a she-friend commenting her spam folder (she was checking it for the same reason) with: "no, I like my boyfriend has he is..."; "but I want to be strong, not ugly".
I never asked, but I think it was some kind of penis/muscles enlargement magic. I found it really funny at the time.
I got that exact spam
(http://i.imgur.com/1k75XHs.png)
Went to see what's what for s**ts and giggles
I had one that was "We Guarantee you will sleep with a married woman tonight"
And I did!
-Ed