Title: Odd things people say which make you smile? Post by: Trevor on August 28, 2015, 03:27:28 AM I went to an airport bathroom on the 15th August before my Cape Town flight: the janitor there said: "Hello sir, welcome to my office." :teddyr:
Nice clean office too. :thumbup: Title: Re: Odd things people say which make you smile? Post by: indianasmith on August 28, 2015, 07:02:00 AM Sometimes when people ask me how I am, I respond: "Medium well with a side of mushrooms."
Title: Re: Odd things people say which make you smile? Post by: ER on August 28, 2015, 09:27:29 AM My mom calls it "chasing a rabbit" when you sit around and talk.
And some evenings she'll ask, "How was the day that was?" :-) Title: Re: Odd things people say which make you smile? Post by: javakoala on January 22, 2016, 10:55:30 AM Had an Shakespeare instructor who used to ask, "Do you feel more like you do now than you did a while ago?"
He also used to say, "That's the way it goes: First, your money, then your clothes." Title: Re: Odd things people say which make you smile? Post by: ER on January 22, 2016, 12:54:29 PM "Now don't go getting your knickers in a twist!"
My cousin Magda says that when she wants me to settle down about something. It usually makes me laugh, so I do settle down. Title: Re: Odd things people say which make you smile? Post by: Flangepart on January 24, 2016, 03:06:26 PM From a regular at James Lileks The Bleat
"If you are what you eat, eat what you are. I'm going out for a cheesburger." Title: Re: Odd things people say which make you smile? Post by: retrorussell on January 25, 2016, 02:48:15 PM Leslie Neilsen dialogue.
Frank: It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day. Jane: Goodyear? Frank: No, the worst. Frank: It's true what they say: Cops and women don't mix. It's like eating a spoonful of Drano; sure, it'll clean you out, but it'll leave you hollow inside. :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: Title: Re: Odd things people say which make you smile? Post by: sprite75 on January 26, 2016, 12:01:02 AM When someone repeats the old joke about people just dying to get into a cemetery I smile and remember The Final Sacrifice.
(Though a couple times I blurted out NO before I remembered they probably wouldn't get the joke). Title: Re: Odd things people say which make you smile? Post by: Trevor on January 26, 2016, 01:32:07 AM When someone repeats the old joke about people just dying to get into a cemetery I smile and remember The Final Sacrifice. (Though a couple times I blurted out NO before I remembered they probably wouldn't get the joke). "People are just dying to....." "NO!!!!!!!!!!" :bouncegiggle: :teddyr: Title: Re: Odd things people say which make you smile? Post by: indianasmith on January 26, 2016, 06:55:11 AM "You look more like you do now than you did the last time I saw you."
Title: Re: Odd things people say which make you smile? Post by: Flangepart on January 26, 2016, 02:48:04 PM "I you're like me, and I know I am..."
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