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Title: But Andy, they're coming!
Post by: sprite75 on February 14, 2017, 11:27:05 AM
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But Andy, they're coming!


Title: Re: But Andy, they're coming!
Post by: LilCerberus on February 14, 2017, 05:45:35 PM
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Aw, come on Andy! I sold the police motorcycle so the town wouldn't think I was on drugs or somethin', and I went to all the trouble o' gettin' my pilot's license! Can't I take my  jetpack on patrol, PPPPPLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEE???????????


Title: Re: But Andy, they're coming!
Post by: sprite75 on February 14, 2017, 06:18:55 PM
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Aw, come on Andy! I sold the police motorcycle so the town wouldn't think I was on drugs or somethin', and I went to all the trouble o' gettin' my pilot's license! Can't I take my  jetpack on patrol, PPPPPLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEE???????????



Well, Barn, I guess since everyone in town already knows about your issues with Sheet rocking it would be OK.


Title: Re: But Andy, they're coming!
Post by: Flangepart on February 15, 2017, 04:44:25 PM
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"Andy, ya know that Sherman tank at the VFW? Well, Gomer got it runnin' and I was Juuuust thinkin'..."


Title: Re: But Andy, they're coming!
Post by: sprite75 on February 15, 2017, 05:00:20 PM
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"Andy, ya know that Sherman tank at the VFW? Well, Gomer got it runnin' and I was Juuuust thinkin'..."



I don't know Barn, don't you remember what happened the last time you and Gomer got some military surplus hardware running?


Title: Re: But Andy, they're coming!
Post by: LilCerberus on February 15, 2017, 05:13:16 PM
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Aw, come on Andy! I sold the police motorcycle so the town wouldn't think I was on drugs or somethin', and I went to all the trouble o' gettin' my pilot's license! Can't I take my  jetpack on patrol, PPPPPLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEE???????????



Well, Barn, I guess since everyone in town already knows about your issues with Sheet rocking it would be OK.


Uh, no Andy, It's drywall I got an issue with.
Sheet rock, I can put up a couple rooms in a heartbeat, no seems! You seen my house.
What's this gotta do with my jetpack, anyway?


Title: Re: But Andy, they're coming!
Post by: sprite75 on February 15, 2017, 06:23:36 PM

Uh, no Andy, It's drywall I got an issue with.
Sheet rock, I can put up a couple rooms in a heartbeat, no seems! You seen my house.
What's this gotta do with my jetpack, anyway?

Sheetrocking is slang for heroin and LSD


Title: Re: But Andy, they're coming!
Post by: LilCerberus on February 15, 2017, 06:27:56 PM

Uh, no Andy, It's drywall I got an issue with.
Sheet rock, I can put up a couple rooms in a heartbeat, no seems! You seen my house.
What's this gotta do with my jetpack, anyway?

Sheetrocking is slang for heroin and LSD

So you're tellin' me I got rid o' the police motorcycle for nothin'?!?


Title: Re: But Andy, they're coming!
Post by: sprite75 on February 15, 2017, 06:48:20 PM

Uh, no Andy, It's drywall I got an issue with.
Sheet rock, I can put up a couple rooms in a heartbeat, no seems! You seen my house.
What's this gotta do with my jetpack, anyway?

Sheetrocking is slang for heroin and LSD

So you're tellin' me I got rid o' the police motorcycle for nothin'?!?

Sure looks like it Barn.