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Facts-ER has been telling the story of her life here ( and I LOVE your writing!)-but what are the facts?

NAME-Ronald Christopher Merchant
BORN-Bronx,NYC
DATE OF BIRTH-8/20/62
RACE-I don't f**king know-my dad's parents were from Norway-my Ma was a North Carolina hillbilly. I'm real white,got blonde hair.
RELIGION -Atheist
ok-that was fun.
And YOU?

NAME-Alex Corbett
BORN - Glasgow
DOB - 7/5/74
RACE - Scots
RELIGION - Vaguely pagan

more fun facts-
MARRIED-never-but I lived with a women for 5 years-had 2 kid. She was a hillbillly Texan .Lived with Tara Sue (Choctow Indian) for 10 years .Live with Tiana-(African American) for 5.

Pitch in ER-I KNOW you got s**t to say!
Your one of the most fascinating people on this board!  :thumbup:
I LOVE everything you write!

You live in GLASGOW! How cool is that? I live in Michigan. :bluesad:

Just for you, Ronny...

Name: Evelyn Morgan (but since I was two people have called me Ellie)
Born: Covington, Kentucky (for our purposes here a Cincinnati suburb) 24 December 1978
Race: Allegedly human. Half Irish, half reg'lur American, dual citizenship
Religion: Christian
Fun Facts: Married seven years, three children, vegetarian, youngest grandchild on my dad's side, second oldest grandchild on my mom's.

NAME: Greg Smalley
BORN: Louisville, KY
DOB: 6/19/68
RACE: Race is an artificial construct... er, I mean "White." Mostly British with a wee touch of Irish and a gene or two from Germany
RELIGION: Unaffiliated. Is "philosophy" a religion? It should be.

Yes. It should be.
And my philosophy id "Do what thou whilt".
Oh geee-garsh thats Satanism!
Am I a Satanist? :wink:

Name: Keith A.
Born: New Jersey (and I still live there)
Age: Old enough to know better, too young to care.
(no, but seriously, folks... I'll be 47 next week).
Race: Caucasian
Religion: "Rock and Roll is my religion and my law" - Ozzy Osbourne

NAME: Lewis B. Smith
Born: Greenville, TX, where I still reside.
Age: 53 (physically, emotionally I seem to be stuck in 8th grade)
Race:  Scots Irish with a dash of Cherokee
Religion: Christian of the Baptist Persuasion

Name: Dean A
Born: Melbourne, Australia
Age: 32
Race: 3/4 Australian/British 1/4 Lebanese
Religion: Pretty non-religious though I have a family connection with a local Assyrian Orthodox church which is interesting. !

Now theres a relgion I can get behind!  :cheers:

Name: Matthew Hudson

Born: Pryor, OK, in Moots Hospital (probably long gone by now)

Age: 53

Race: No thanks, I don't like running. Oh, sorry. Irish mostly (a soulless ginger) with just enough Native American blood that was probably lost the first time I scraped a knee.

Religion: Church of the Divine Loon (taken, in part, from a Monty Python skit) is my listed church, but more pagan in actual practice...when I do practice.

Marital Status: One long-term relationship of 15 years, but a confirmed single geek boy before and after that relationship.

Favorite color: Blue, in general. I like most shades of color that fall under blue.

Worst habit: Probably not maintaining eye contact during conversations (though I have improved). Damned autistic spectrum disorder.

Shoe size: Ranges from 12 to 13, depending on the shoe company.

Nose hair: Yes, and usually clipped.

Family: Since I don't connect with my biological family (since I've realized that, without our parents around, all four of us kids are basically arseholes to each other), 3 very close friends and the wonderful people of this forum have become my family.

Pets: None, though I do have a preference for cats because they are less dependent than a dog, and usually easier to pick up for cuddling.

Name: Trevor T Moses (the T stands for Thomas after my Dad but sometimes it stands for trouble)  :wink:
Born: September 11, 1967 in Bulawayo, Rhodesia (now Zimbabwe)
Age: 49 going on 50 - internally an eternal teenager, rebel and troublemaker
Married: no.
Sexual orientation: bi celibate.
Religion: Presbyterian.
Parents: I never knew my biological parents but in my lectures to students, I always describe my adoptive folks - my only folks - thus: I am the son of a two-fisted feminist and a former street thug who later became a cop. I don't think Dad ever saw the irony in a thug later becoming a cop.  :teddyr:
Profession: film archivist and bad movie lover since someone took me to see Lost Horizon (1973) when I was six  :buggedout: :buggedout:
Kids like me: I have no idea why. My niece and nephew call me Uncle Zombie.  :buggedout:
Been here since: 2007.
Why am I here? My family is here, simple.  :smile:

 :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:

Man looking at it my facts were so damn boring. Here's a few more:

I once made $5,000 pretending to drown my friend in the bathtub for a short film competition. It was eventually added to a vimeo page called 'men underwater' which has alot of serene videos of men swimming underwater and our madness. Pretty sure it was a light fetish vimeo page.

I once helped on a film crew who followed around Kanye West for a day. Got to see a fair bit of the concert from the front of the stage with the entourage (unoffcially) and also backstage. The experience solidifies for me how crazy that world is (and I have plenty to talk about but will not say anything out of place for now) and also despite how insane he seems, how much Kanye cared about the nutrition of his tour group (no pizza allowed backstage which is actually pretty nice since that stuff is usually rubbish)

I would like like to open up toyou guys but im afraid of having my id stolen and losing everything ive worked for, i can give some vague info:

Name: jimmy. I hate my first name. The only other jimmys that i have met have neen mentally disabled or crack-heads.

Born: Atlanta.

Age: mid 30s. So im kind of old, but confuse people because i look really young. Yeah, i still got it.

Sex: im married with children, so, i no longer have use for my genitalia. Everything that Al Bundy said is true.

marital status: see above. When younger i had a mild mental break down, went to a south american country and married an indigenous indian woman.

Religion: no thank you. It interests me though.

Race: i dont watch nascar.

misc: i play bass and guitar. I dabble with animation because i love cartoons. Ive trained in martial arts.  Tkd and hapkido. I like anchovies. I love pizza. Neverending story makes me cry. Dry land is not a myth. Its possible that you people now know more about me than my wife.