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Title: What do you want on your tombstone?
Post by: RCMerchant on October 03, 2020, 10:37:05 PM
I dunno- maybe " I told you I was sick".
Or maybe  " Plant watermelon on my grave- so the juice will trickle through."


Title: Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Post by: pacman000 on October 03, 2020, 11:21:15 PM
Pepperoni! ;)


Title: Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Post by: RCMerchant on October 03, 2020, 11:28:31 PM
"Move your feet!"


Title: Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Post by: RCMerchant on October 03, 2020, 11:34:52 PM
How about " More people will visit me when I'm dead than I was alive!"



Title: Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Post by: retrorussell on October 04, 2020, 12:30:38 AM
I second pizza toppings!
..No, seriously.  I WILL have that on my tombstone.

Another good one, though, would simply be "Oops."

Or maybe "Get the hell off me!!!".


Title: Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Post by: retrorussell on October 04, 2020, 12:37:59 AM
Others:

"I saw what you did."
"I always hated you."
"I f***ed your wife."
"Take a picture; it'll last longer."
"Come on in!  There's plenty room."


Title: Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Post by: Trevor on October 04, 2020, 08:33:31 AM
He was a good son.


Title: Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Post by: ER on October 04, 2020, 09:50:33 AM
"In the Past, the Future."


Title: Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Post by: indianasmith on October 04, 2020, 09:52:58 AM
"I'm not here, this is only my shell;
To seek my place, find heaven, not hell."


Title: Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Post by: lester1/2jr on October 04, 2020, 09:25:43 PM
worse things have happened to better people


Title: Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Post by: RCMerchant on October 04, 2020, 09:34:38 PM
When I'm buried they should have my ass sticking out of the ground so my friends have a place to park their bikes!
When they visit my grave, ya know?


Title: Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Post by: RCMerchant on October 04, 2020, 09:47:37 PM
" Is a fat girl sitting on my face or am I dead?"


Title: Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Post by: sprite75 on October 05, 2020, 10:34:08 AM
I want my tombstone to be shaped like this...

(https://sep.yimg.com/ay/thomasdalecompany/artina-pewter-meisterwerke-stein-32oz-1.gif)


Title: Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Post by: ER on October 05, 2020, 12:52:16 PM
I Shouldn't Have Challenged God To A Duel


Title: Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Post by: Alex on October 05, 2020, 12:59:07 PM
I'm not really here.


Title: Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Post by: ER on October 05, 2020, 02:00:52 PM
If You Hurry I Know Where You Can Buy A House

I Don't See Any Pearly Gates.... Oh.

You Checked My Pulse, Right?

Hey, Ladies, My Husband Is Single

Worms Make Bad Roommates

I Ran With Scissors

Your Grandma Said To Tell You Hi

See You Later Tonight.....

So THAT'S What That Red Button Did!





Title: Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Post by: ER on October 07, 2020, 11:32:29 AM
I'm Giving Dead Celebrities Wedgies


Title: Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Post by: chainsaw midget on October 07, 2020, 12:28:57 PM
"well, THAT didn't work"


"... The End?" 


"There be a a dead person here.  Leave him alone."


Title: Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Post by: RCMerchant on October 09, 2020, 08:27:51 PM
I'd rather have a drink in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.


Title: Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Post by: ER on October 09, 2020, 08:34:42 PM
"Can I Come Up Yet? Are We Still Playing Hide And Seek? Hello? Guys?"


Title: Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Post by: indianasmith on October 09, 2020, 10:20:57 PM
This is Trump's fault!


Title: Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Post by: BoyScoutKevin on October 31, 2020, 01:48:22 PM
Pepperoni! ;)

I see someone else remembers the TV ads for Tombstone Pizza.
As for me, not only pepperoni, but all the toppings, including anchovies.


Title: Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Post by: beat_truck on October 31, 2020, 05:55:12 PM
I plan to be cremated and not have one.

Nobody really gives a damn about me now, I highly doubt anyone will after I die.


Title: Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Post by: RCMerchant on October 31, 2020, 06:04:20 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/CkLdjqP.png) (https://lunapic.com)


Title: Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Post by: The Burgomaster on November 03, 2020, 12:46:40 PM
"He's dead. Start digging if you don't believe it."



Title: Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Post by: Zapranoth on November 03, 2020, 10:16:22 PM
Piledriver.

(Get it?  Get it?)


Title: Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Post by: ER on May 27, 2022, 12:03:00 PM
Pepperoni! ;)

I see someone else remembers the TV ads for Tombstone Pizza.
As for me, not only pepperoni, but all the toppings, including anchovies.

BSK was no spring chicken, and he hasn't posted his unique brand of commentary (Y-esss!) in so long, I can only hope he has not had occasion to use a tombstone.


Title: Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Post by: Alex on May 27, 2022, 12:05:03 PM
Pepperoni! ;)

I see someone else remembers the TV ads for Tombstone Pizza.
As for me, not only pepperoni, but all the toppings, including anchovies.

BSK was no spring chicken, and he hasn't posted his unique brand of commentary (Y-esss!) in so long, I can only hope he has not had occasion to use a tombstone.

I have messaged him a few times over the past couple of months, but not had any replies.


Title: Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Post by: ER on May 27, 2022, 01:34:58 PM
Pepperoni! ;)

I see someone else remembers the TV ads for Tombstone Pizza.
As for me, not only pepperoni, but all the toppings, including anchovies.

BSK was no spring chicken, and he hasn't posted his unique brand of commentary (Y-esss!) in so long, I can only hope he has not had occasion to use a tombstone.

I have messaged him a few times over the past couple of months, but not had any replies.

Well, darn.


Title: Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Post by: Trevor on May 27, 2022, 03:07:28 PM
All I want is to enter my House justified.

Yes, that is a movie quote.

Another: why are you standing here at my grave? If you want to remember me, go see a movie.  :smile:


Title: Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Post by: ER on May 27, 2022, 03:20:20 PM
John Belushi has a cool tombstone.


Title: Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Post by: ER on May 29, 2022, 10:34:02 AM
Kinda cool to have a tombstone that randomly played the theme to Midsomer Murders.


Title: Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Post by: Alex on May 29, 2022, 11:03:43 AM
Kinda cool to have a tombstone that randomly played the theme to Midsomer Murders.

Celebrating its 25th anniversary soon with a special episode.


Title: Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Post by: ER on May 29, 2022, 11:21:06 AM
Kinda cool to have a tombstone that randomly played the theme to Midsomer Murders.

Celebrating its 25th anniversary soon with a special episode.

Excellent! I love that show. Hopefully not a "very" special episode though. Did they have those awful things in Scotland?


Title: Re: What do you want on your tombstone?
Post by: Alex on May 29, 2022, 11:50:28 AM
Kinda cool to have a tombstone that randomly played the theme to Midsomer Murders.

Celebrating its 25th anniversary soon with a special episode.

Excellent! I love that show. Hopefully not a "very" special episode though. Did they have those awful things in Scotland?

After a bit of googling, I'd have to say no. It is just John Nettles is going to return.