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Title: build your perfect bad movie
Post by: bob on July 09, 2023, 04:33:40 PM
Idea stolen from the make your perfect movie in Good Movie section.

Director: Tommy Wiseau
Writer: Tommy Wiseau/Ed Wood/James Nguyen
Lead Actor: Tommy Wiseau
Lead Actress: Tara Reid
Supporting Actor: Mathew Karedas/Nicholas Cage
Supporting Actress: Whitney Moore
Cinematography: Harold P. Warren
Music Comp: Carlo Maria Cordio


Title: Re: build your perfect bad movie
Post by: Trevor on July 09, 2023, 05:06:55 PM
Director / Writer / Producer / Cinematographer: Me
Editor: Some Dude With Blunt Scissors
Catering: Jones BBQ and Foot Massage
Clothing: Hobos Delights
Music: Rebecca Black
Dialogue: Tommy Wiseau and Neil Breen
Set Design: Mark Region
Visual FX: The Asylum
Automobiles: Joe's Scrapyard, Pretoria
Make Up and Hairstyling: Random Dude with A Comb.
Random Slapping of Cast Members: Will Smith

A South African explores the lengths that other citizens will go to in order to stay the hell away from him and his seriously bad BO, including much use of rocket propelled grenades and occasional use of toilet spray. Nothing works however and the entire southern tip of Africa is poised on the brink of destruction either via a nuclear holocaust or sinking in a sewerage farm.


Title: Re: build your perfect bad movie
Post by: zombie no.one on July 09, 2023, 06:24:40 PM
Director: Umberto Lenzi
Writer: Garth Marenghi
Lead Actor: Herve Villchaize
Lead Actress: Steven Seagal in drag
Supporting Actor: Frank Stallone
Supporting Actress: Linda Day George
Cinematography: Roseanne Barr
Music Comp: The Shaggs


Title: Re: build your perfect bad movie
Post by: RCMerchant on July 10, 2023, 08:26:44 AM
^ I'd watch that one!


Title: Re: build your perfect bad movie
Post by: RCMerchant on July 10, 2023, 08:33:33 AM
Director- Al Adamson
Lead Actor- Tor Johnson
Lead Actress- Pam Grier
Supporting actor- Nick Cage
Supporting actress- Bette Davis
Music- the Melvins

(https://i.imgur.com/r9lOBmT.jpg) (https://lunapic.com)


Title: Re: build your perfect bad movie
Post by: Alex on July 10, 2023, 08:47:54 AM
Director: Uwe Boll.
Writer: Jon Peters.
Lead Actor: Casper Van Dien.
Lead Actress: Linnea Quigley.
Supporting Actor: Ryan Reynolds.
Supporting Actress: Nicole Kidman.
Cinematography: JJ Abrams (all that lens flare).
Music: Random guitar feedback.


Title: Re: build your perfect bad movie
Post by: Rev. Powell on July 10, 2023, 01:47:05 PM
Dead only.

Director: Doris Wishman
Writer: Ed Wood
Lead Actor: Bela Lugosi
Lead Actress: Jayne Mansfield
Supporting Actor: Angelo Rossito
Supporting Actress: Mamie van Doren
Cinematographer: Vilmos Zsigmond (we can get him because he started his career on Corman cheapies)
Music: An anonymous strip-club band

A.I. generated stills and poster concept art

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Title: Re: build your perfect bad movie
Post by: bob on July 10, 2023, 03:34:50 PM

Director: Roger Corman
Writer: Lloyd Kaufman
Lead Actor: Bruce Campbell
Lead Actress: Linda Blair
Supporting Actor: Malcolm McDowell
Supporting Actress: Pam Greer
Cinematography: Rick Sloane
Music Comp: Gordon Goodwin, Paul Sundfor and John DeBello


Title: Re: build your perfect bad movie
Post by: zombie no.one on July 10, 2023, 04:37:24 PM
Director: Michael Bay
Writer: Jackie Collins
Lead Actor: Hulk Hogan
Lead Actress: Amanda Bynes
Supporting Actor: Pauly Shore
Supporting Actress: Jessica Simpson
Cinematography: Roseanne Barr
Music Comp: Yoko Ono

I would not watch ths tbh


Title: Re: build your perfect bad movie
Post by: chefzombie on July 11, 2023, 02:43:02 AM
damn...i was hoping this would have plot summaries. :thumbdown:


Title: Re: build your perfect bad movie
Post by: Trevor on July 11, 2023, 02:58:55 AM
damn...i was hoping this would have plot summaries. :thumbdown:

Just for you  :teddyr: :teddyr:

Director / Writer / Producer / Cinematographer: Me
Editor: Some Dude With Blunt Scissors
Catering: Jones BBQ and Foot Massage
Clothing: Hobos Delights
Music: Rebecca Black
Dialogue: Tommy Wiseau and Neil Breen
Set Design: Mark Region
Visual FX: The Asylum
Automobiles: Joe's Scrapyard, Pretoria
Make Up and Hairstyling: Random Dude with A Comb.
Random Slapping of Cast Members: Will Smith

A South African explores the lengths that other citizens will go to in order to stay the hell away from him and his seriously bad BO, including much use of rocket propelled grenades and occasional use of toilet spray. Nothing works however and the entire southern tip of Africa is poised on the brink of destruction either via a nuclear holocaust or sinking in a sewerage farm.


 :buggedout: :wink:


Title: Re: build your perfect bad movie
Post by: claws on July 11, 2023, 08:18:04 AM
Broker Academy (1985)

Police Academy style comedy written by Neal Israel (Police Academy).

Two feuding real estate agents (Kirk Douglas and Lorraine Gary) are forced to take real estate law class and find themselves butting heads with their abusive instructors (Donald Pleasence and Brigitte Nielsen).

Director: Jeannot Szwarc
Writer: Neal Israel
(uncredited): Faye Dunaway ('Staring Mystery Lady')
Lead Actor: Kirk Douglas (Ralph)
Lead Actress: Lorraine Gary (Elona)
Supporting Actor: Donald Pleasence (Mitchel Myers)
Supporting Actress: Brigitte Nielsen (Missy Malone)
Cinematography: Roseanne Barr
Music: Thomas Dolby

Trivia:

Jeannot Szwarc started filming "Broker Academy" one day after finishing Supergirl (1984).

"Jaws" actress Lorraine Gary came out of retirement to play Elona in Broker Academy. She went on to do Jaws: The Revenge (1987) afterwards.

The second time director Szwarc worked with Gary. They both did Jaws 2 in 1978.

Universal banned Faye Dunaway from the set because of erratic behavior.

The film was a box office flop. It only made $2m.

Nominated for 7 Razzie Awards.

Just like their film characters, Douglas and Gary didn't get along on set.

It is said that Kirk Douglas was a big admirer of Brigitte Nielsen. Apparently Nielsen's fiancé Sylvester Stallone who visited the set on several occasions was outraged and challenged Douglas to a boxing match.

The complete Soundtrack by Thomas Dolby was never released except for a promotional 7" single of the theme song "I'm Broke" featuring Dolby in collaboration with Kirk Douglas rapping with Donald Pleasence and Grandmaster Flash. Dolby produced the music and added original songs for Howard the Duck (1986) one year later.

Donald Pleasence didn't like his character's name, Mitchel Myers. It reminded him too much of Michael Myers.

It is said that Kirk Douglas was a big admirer of Morgan Fairchild and Loni Anderson who both auditioned for playing Elona halfway through filming.

(uncredited): The 'Staring Mystery Lady' appearing silently behind Elona (Lorraine Gary) in several scenes throughout the movie is Faye Dunaway.


Title: Re: build your perfect bad movie
Post by: chefzombie on July 12, 2023, 03:15:48 AM
damn...i was hoping this would have plot summaries. :thumbdown:

Just for you  :teddyr: :teddyr:

Director / Writer / Producer / Cinematographer: Me
Editor: Some Dude With Blunt Scissors
Catering: Jones BBQ and Foot Massage
Clothing: Hobos Delights
Music: Rebecca Black
Dialogue: Tommy Wiseau and Neil Breen
Set Design: Mark Region
Visual FX: The Asylum
Automobiles: Joe's Scrapyard, Pretoria
Make Up and Hairstyling: Random Dude with A Comb.
Random Slapping of Cast Members: Will Smith

A South African explores the lengths that other citizens will go to in order to stay the hell away from him and his seriously bad BO, including much use of rocket propelled grenades and occasional use of toilet spray. Nothing works however and the entire southern tip of Africa is poised on the brink of destruction either via a nuclear holocaust or sinking in a sewerage farm.


 :buggedout: :wink:


 i can sleep tonight after this enormous belly laugh! thank you my darling man!


Title: Re: build your perfect bad movie
Post by: chefzombie on July 12, 2023, 03:19:43 AM
Broker Academy (1985)

Police Academy style comedy written by Neal Israel (Police Academy).

Director: Jeannot Szwarc
Writer: Neal Israel
(uncredited): Faye Dunaway ('Staring Mystery Lady')
Lead Actor: Kirk Douglas (Ralph)
Lead Actress: Lorraine Gary (Elona)
Supporting Actor: Donald Pleasence (Mitchel Myers)
Supporting Actress: Brigitte Nielsen (Fräulein Malone)
Cinematography: Roseanne Barr
Music: Thomas Dolby

Two feuding real estate agents (Kirk Douglas and Lorraine Gary) are forced to take real estate law class and find themselves butting heads with their abusive instructors (Donald Pleasence and Brigitte Nielsen).

Fun facts:

Jeannot Szwarc made "Broker Academy" right after finishing Supergirl (1984).

"Jaws" actress Lorraine Gary came out of retirement to play Elona in Broker Academy. She went on to do Jaws: The Revenge (1987) afterwards.

The second time director Szwarc worked with Gary. They both did Jaws 2 in 1978.

Universal banned Faye Dunaway from the set because of erratic behavior.

The film was a box office flop. It only made $2m.

Nominated for 7 Razzie Awards.

Just like their film characters, Douglas and Gary didn't get along on set.

It is said that Kirk Douglas was a big admirer of Brigitte Nielsen. Apparently Nielsen's fiancé Sylvester Stallone who visited the set on several occasions was outraged and challenged Douglas to a boxing match.

The complete Soundtrack by Thomas Dolby was never released except for a promotional 7" single of the theme song "I'm Broke" featuring Dolby in collaboration with Kirk Douglas rapping with Grandmaster Flash. Dolby produced the music and added original songs for Howard the Duck (1986) one year later.

Donald Pleasence didn't like his character's name, Mitchel Myers. It reminded him too much of Michael Myers.

It is said that Kirk Douglas was a big admirer of Morgan Fairchild and Loni Anderson who both auditioned late for playing Elona halfway through filming.

(uncredited): 'Staring Mystery Lady' (Faye Dunaway) appearing behind Elona (Lorraine Gary) in several scenes throughout the movie.


 and now i'm just screaming with laughter, you have no idea how much i needed you and trev's posts!!! THANK YOU!!!!!!!


Title: Re: build your perfect bad movie
Post by: chainsaw midget on July 14, 2023, 09:36:43 AM
Based on a Story by Stephen King
adapted by whoever wrote the adaption for Lawnmower Man
Written for Stephen Segal
Actually starring Joe Don Baker
Directed by Harold P. Warren and filmed by whoever that was that did his camera work
Additional casting by Andy Sidaris
editing (ie adding more scenes with nudity) by Jim Wynorski
Music by whoever was responsible for that cover of Ozzy's Hellraiser being used as the credits music in Hellraiser III
Monster design by Rick Baker with a lower than average budget

Special appearance by Christopher Lee who agreed to be filmed for ten minutes while the production staff fixed his car that was broke down on the side of the road.

Additional special appearance by Boris Karloff who was filmed for a different movie, has almost nothing to do with the plot, and who's footage doesn't match anything in this one. 

Released with at least four different titles and ratings. 


Title: Re: build your perfect bad movie
Post by: Trevor on July 14, 2023, 12:36:59 PM
Based on a Story by Stephen King
adapted by whoever wrote the adaption for Lawnmower Man
Written for Stephen Segal
Actually starring Joe Don Baker
Directed by Harold P. Warren and filmed by whoever that was that did his camera work
Additional casting by Andy Sidaris
editing (ie adding more scenes with nudity) by Jim Wynorski
Music by whoever was responsible for that cover of Ozzy's Hellraiser being used as the credits music in Hellraiser III
Monster design by Rick Baker with a lower than average budget

Special appearance by Christopher Lee who agreed to be filmed for ten minutes while the production staff fixed his car that was broke down on the side of the road.

Additional special appearance by Boris Karloff who was filmed for a different movie, has almost nothing to do with the plot, and who's footage doesn't match anything in this one. 

Released with at least four different titles and ratings. 

 :teddyr: :teddyr: :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: build your perfect bad movie
Post by: chefzombie on July 15, 2023, 03:36:12 AM
EXCELLENT !!!! :cheers:


Title: Re: build your perfect bad movie
Post by: RCMerchant on July 15, 2023, 06:37:02 PM
RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD 1970

A bunch of government made zombies attack San Franciso in 1970.

Starring-

Pam Grier
Jack Nicholson as Manson
Dennis Hopper
Ten Years After as zombies

Directed by Al Adamson


Title: Re: build your perfect bad movie
Post by: bob on July 15, 2023, 10:16:45 PM
Idea stolen from the make your perfect movie in Good Movie section.

Director: Tommy Wiseau
Writer: Tommy Wiseau/Ed Wood/James Nguyen
Lead Actor: Tommy Wiseau
Lead Actress: Tara Reid
Supporting Actor: Mathew Karedas/Nicholas Cage
Supporting Actress: Whitney Moore
Cinematography: Harold P. Warren
Music Comp: Carlo Maria Cordio

Plot: John (Wiseau) and his wife, Dianna (Reed) live in the old south. They are neighbors to Frank (Karadas) and Barbara (Moore) Frank and Barbara have found a way to turn slaves into zombies. The Zombies are under control of Tommy (Cage). John and Dianna discover what is happening and try to stop it. Harriet Tubman (Pam Greer) helps John and Dianna get the slaves out of their zombie state after killing Tommy. She then helps lead the slaves to freedom.


Title: Re: build your perfect bad movie
Post by: Alex on July 16, 2023, 02:03:50 AM
Director: Uwe Boll.
Writer: Jon Peters.
Lead Actor: Casper Van Dien.
Lead Actress: Linnea Quigley.
Supporting Actor: Ryan Reynolds.
Supporting Actress: Nicole Kidman.
Cinematography: JJ Abrams (all that lens flare).
Music: Random guitar feedback.

After Boll picked up the rights to Escape From New York, he immediately set to work on the movie adaptation. Casper Van Dien picked up the role of Snake Plissken while Linnea Quigley, well she turned up and got naked. A lot. A confusing subplot that appeared to have nothing to do with the main thread, involving Ryan Reynolds trying to rescue Nicole Kidman's character from a religious cult. Indeed the fact that this plotline never intersects with the main one, and the characters never meet the main ones has left many critics with the conclusion that it is in fact two separate movies clumsily put together. Many said that the parallels between the film's secondary plot and real life were obvious with Kidman's prior involvement in Scientology and it may well be a true life story of how she escaped from it following her divorce from Tom Cruise.

Watching the movie was made more of an endurance test than most of even Boll's movies due to the overly loud and constant feedback that passed at the soundtrack. Often the speaking on screen was drowned out by this noise, possibly a blessing in disguise given Boll's unusual decision only to have the characters speak in haiku.

The film was released to a limited amount of cinemas but pulled after three days as moviegoers were hospitalised. The cause was snowblindness, brought on by the overuse of lens flare. Currently, the movie is banned under the Geneva Convention due to the effects on people made to watch it. Rumours persist that the CIA however still uses it in place of waterboarding for interrogations.

The film does have the distinction of being the only movie ever made not to have been banned in South Africa, despite being banned in every other country in the world.


Title: Re: build your perfect bad movie
Post by: claws on July 16, 2023, 05:36:42 AM
The Last Bus Stop on the Beach (1978)

When a nuclear accident results in a mutant sea monster, it scares Art School teacher Engelbert (Cameron Mitchell) and his field-tripping pupils who are waiting in a bus shelter at the beach during storm season. Veteran Green Beret Gus (John Saxon), an alcoholic bus driver, is their only chance of escape, but his bus is out of brake fluid and won't stop. Madonna Summer (Ursula Andress), a marine biologist, and her blind sister Zuma (Tisa Farrow), who possesses the capacity to manipulate objects with her thoughts, join the group.

Director: William Girdler
Writer: Larry Cohen
Lead Actor: John Saxon (Gus)
Lead Actress: Ursula Andress (Madonna Summer)
Supporting Actor: Cameron Mitchell (Engelbert)
Supporting Actress: Tisa Farrow (Zuma)
Cinematography: Roseanne Barr
Music: Lalo Schifrin
Alternative Titles: The Atomic Beast Swims East (Troma) / Project Z (Spain) / Scream of the Sharks (Czech) / Blood Beach 2 (Germany)

Trivia:

Filmed in Playa del Carmen (Mexico).

Quentin Tarantino's favorite Mexican/American sea monster movie.

John Saxon was suffering from malaria during filming.

Cameron Mitchell placed hidden fart pillows on all chairs causing hilarity on set.

The hurricane during the climax was a real hurricane.

The sea monster (nicknamed 'Cameron') was designed by Tom Savini (uncredited).

Ursula Andress insisted on doing her own make up. However, she refused to recreate her famous bikini scene from Dr. No (1962).

Rattle stock sound of a rattlesnake was used when the sea monster made its attacking noise.

Larry Cohen was to direct The Last Bus Stop on the Beach (1978) from his own script but decided to make It Lives Again (1978) for Warners instead.

Tisa Farrow was blown 100 feet through the air during the (real) hurricane climax. She only suffered minor cuts and bruises. Farrow gave director Girdler permission to use the footage in the movie.

Tisa Farrow's sister Mia Farrow, who was visiting the set, had a mental breakdown after sitting on one of Cameron Mitchell's hidden fart pillows.

On the show Sneak Previews Siskel & Ebert gave The Last Bus Stop on the Beach (1978) four thumbs down but praised the realistic looking hurricane scenes.


Title: Re: build your perfect bad movie
Post by: chefzombie on July 17, 2023, 02:19:04 AM
I just woke my poor hubby up laughing so loud!!!! :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :hot: :cheers:


Title: Re: build your perfect bad movie
Post by: claws on July 18, 2023, 07:01:12 PM
Illicit Proposal (1994)

Angelo (Wings Hauser) just got fired, but he needs money to be able to give his fiancé Roberta (Ally Sheedy) the wedding of her dreams. By chance, a wealthy woman (Shannon Tweed) knocks on their door and offers the couple $1,000 if Angelo performs as a stripper at her bachelorette party. Angelo and Roberta reluctantly agree, even if it threatens to destroy their relationship.

Director: Nico Mastorakis
Writer: Nico Mastorakis
Lead Actor: Wings Hauser (Angelo)
Lead Actress: Ally Sheedy (Roberta)
Supporting Actor: Eric Roberts (Pastor Pete)
Supporting Actress: Shannon Tweed (Donatella LaFreur)
Cinematography: Roseanne Barr
Music: Hans Zimmer

Trivia:

A lawsuit against Illicit Proposal kept the film from public view for years, except for a few markets in Europe. Paramount claimed Illicit Proposal infringes the copyright of Indecent Proposal (1993).

Filmed in Greece.

Released as Immoral Proposition in Europe.

Wings Hauser did his own break dance choreography during the bachelorette strip dance.

Released as Bedroom Eyes III: The Stripper in Canada.

Ally Sheedy watched Caligula (1979) and Annie (1982) to prepare for her sex scene with Shannon Tweed.

Eric Roberts broke his small finger from slapping Wings Hauser too hard with a bible during the wedding scene.


Title: Re: build your perfect bad movie
Post by: Rev. Powell on July 18, 2023, 07:57:40 PM
Illicit Proposal (1994)

Angelo (Wings Hauser) just got fired, but he needs money to be able to give his fiancé Roberta (Ally Sheedy) the wedding of her dreams. By chance, a wealthy woman (Shannon Tweed) knocks on their door and offers the couple $1,000 if Angelo performs as a stripper at her bachelorette party. Angelo and Roberta reluctantly agree, even if it threatens to destroy their relationship.

Director: Nico Mastorakis
Writer: Nico Mastorakis
Lead Actor: Wings Hauser (Angelo)
Lead Actress: Ally Sheedy (Roberta)
Supporting Actor: Eric Roberts (Pastor Pete)
Supporting Actress: Shannon Tweed (Donatella LaFreur)
Cinematography: Roseanne Barr
Music: Hans Zimmer

Trivia:

A lawsuit against Illicit Proposal kept the film from public view for years, except for a few markets in Europe. Paramount claimed Illicit Proposal infringes the copyright of Indecent Proposal (1993).

Filmed in Greece.

Released as Immoral Proposition in Europe.

Wings Hauser did his own break dance choreography during the bachelorette strip dance.

Released as Bedroom Eyes III: The Stripper in Canada.

Ally Sheedy watched Caligula (1979) and Annie (1982) to prepare for her sex scene with Shannon Tweed.

Eric Roberts broke his small finger from slapping Wings Hauser too hard with a bible during the wedding scene.

Wish I could give you karma...


Title: Re: build your perfect bad movie
Post by: claws on July 19, 2023, 04:43:15 AM
Thanks  :smile:


Title: Re: build your perfect bad movie
Post by: Trevor on July 19, 2023, 08:26:45 AM
Thanks  :smile:

Wings Hauser doing break dance choreography 😳🤣🤣🤣🤣


Title: Re: build your perfect bad movie
Post by: claws on July 20, 2023, 04:54:20 PM
The Ranch (1996)

Chilling story of the investigation and trial of Charles Manson, leader of a strange cult which under his direction and 'control' committed numerous murders.

Director: Paul Verhoeven
Writer: Joe Eszterhas
Lead Actor: Arnold Schwarzenegger (Charles Manson)
Lead Actress: Andie MacDowell (Susan Atkins)
Supporting Actor: Ben Stiller (Tex Watson)
Supporting Actress: Drew Barrymore (Linda Kasabian)
Cinematography: Janusz Kaminski
Music: John Williams

Trivia:

Rotten Tomatoes Score: 2% (Rotten)


Title: Re: build your perfect bad movie
Post by: chainsaw midget on July 20, 2023, 05:09:46 PM
The Ranch (1996)

Chilling story of the investigation and trial of Charles Manson, leader of a strange cult which under his direction and 'control' committed numerous murders.

Director: Paul Verhoeven
Writer: Joe Eszterhas
Lead Actor: Arnold Schwarzenegger (Charles Manson)
Lead Actress: Demi Moore (Susan Atkins)
Supporting Actor: Ben Stiller (Tex Watson)
Supporting Actress: Pamela Anderson (Linda Kasabian)
Cinematography: Janusz Kaminski
Music: John Williams

Trivia:

Rotten Tomatoes Score: 2% (Rotten)

and in the hallucination scenes  ... Ben Stein as Satan.


Title: Re: build your perfect bad movie
Post by: claws on July 21, 2023, 01:42:29 AM
 :bouncegiggle: :thumbup:


Title: Re: build your perfect bad movie
Post by: ER on July 23, 2023, 08:48:58 AM
Mine would involve Wallace Shawn having a staring contest with the audience, but the joke would be on the audience, because he'd be in a freeze frame onscreen for the whole two hours. I figure if we got lucky we might be able to cause some blindness out there.


Title: Re: build your perfect bad movie
Post by: claws on July 30, 2023, 04:28:06 AM
Eraserhead 2: Birth of the Demon Witch (1979)

Made for TV sequel to David Lynch's Eraserhead (1977)

Following his son's unexplained death, Julius Spencer (Richard Crenna) is curious about the events that transpired in his son's apartment. Madam Abigail (Ava Gardner), a clairvoyant who Julius consults, informs him that his son had a daughter named Sally (Kristy McNichol) that no one is aware of. Detective Burns (Tom Selleck) investigating the case believes Sally is being controlled by a satanic cult.

Director: Curtis Harrington
Writers: Stephen Karpf, Elinor Karpf
Lead Actor: Richard Crenna (Julius Spencer)
Lead Actress: Kristy McNichol (Sally)
Supporting Actor: Tom Selleck (Detective Burns)
Supporting Actress: Ava Gardner (Madam Abigail)
Cinematography: Roseanne Barr
Music: Charles Bernstein

Trivia:

David Lynch did not approve of this.

Director Curtis Harrington shot the freeze-frame ending in B&W as a homage to the original Eraserhead which was filmed in B&W.


Title: Re: build your perfect bad movie
Post by: Trevor on July 30, 2023, 04:41:20 AM
Eraserhead 2: Birth of the Demon Witch (1979)

Made for TV sequel to David Lynch's Eraserhead (1977)

After the mysterious death of his son, Julius Spencer (Richard Crenna) wants to find out what exactly went on in his son's apartment. Julius contacts a psychic (Ava Gardner) who tells him that his son had a daughter named Sally (Kristy McNichol) nobody knew about. Hot on the case is also Detective Burns (Tom Selleck) who suspects that Sally is under the influence of a satanic cult.

Director: Curtis Harrington
Writers: Stephen Karpf, Elinor Karpf
Lead Actor: Richard Crenna (Julius Spencer)
Lead Actress: Ava Gardner (Madame Abigail)
Supporting Actor: Tom Selleck (Detective Burns)
Supporting Actress: Kristy McNichol (Sally)
Cinematography: Roseanne Barr
Music: Charles Bernstein

Trivia:

David Lynch did not approve of this.

I think I would go see this.  :thumbup:


Title: Re: build your perfect bad movie
Post by: Rev. Powell on July 30, 2023, 09:44:48 AM
Eraserhead 2: Birth of the Demon Witch (1979)

Made for TV sequel to David Lynch's Eraserhead (1977)

After the mysterious death of his son, Julius Spencer (Richard Crenna) wants to find out what exactly went on in his son's apartment. Julius contacts a psychic (Ava Gardner) who tells him that his son had a daughter named Sally (Kristy McNichol) nobody knew about. Hot on the case is also Detective Burns (Tom Selleck) who suspects that Sally is under the influence of a satanic cult.

Director: Curtis Harrington
Writers: Stephen Karpf, Elinor Karpf
Lead Actor: Richard Crenna (Julius Spencer)
Lead Actress: Ava Gardner (Madame Abigail)
Supporting Actor: Tom Selleck (Detective Burns)
Supporting Actress: Kristy McNichol (Sally)
Cinematography: Roseanne Barr
Music: Charles Bernstein

Trivia:

David Lynch did not approve of this.

I think I would go see this.  :thumbup:

Beautiful. Once again I regret not being able to give you karma. (I would change the cinematographer, though!)


Title: Re: build your perfect bad movie
Post by: claws on July 31, 2023, 02:50:48 AM
Thanks, again  :thumbup:


Title: Re: build your perfect bad movie
Post by: Trevor on July 31, 2023, 09:48:58 AM
Eraserhead 2: Birth of the Demon Witch (1979)

Made for TV sequel to David Lynch's Eraserhead (1977)

After the mysterious death of his son, Julius Spencer (Richard Crenna) wants to find out what exactly went on in his son's apartment. Julius contacts a psychic (Ava Gardner) who tells him that his son had a daughter named Sally (Kristy McNichol) nobody knew about. Hot on the case is also Detective Burns (Tom Selleck) who suspects that Sally is under the influence of a satanic cult.

Director: Curtis Harrington
Writers: Stephen Karpf, Elinor Karpf
Lead Actor: Richard Crenna (Julius Spencer)
Lead Actress: Ava Gardner (Madame Abigail)
Supporting Actor: Tom Selleck (Detective Burns)
Supporting Actress: Kristy McNichol (Sally)
Cinematography: Roseanne Barr
Music: Charles Bernstein

Trivia:

David Lynch did not approve of this.

I think I would go see this.  :thumbup:

Beautiful. Once again I regret not being able to give you karma. (I would change the cinematographer, though!)

I just noticed who the DP is 😳😳😳😳😉


Title: Re: build your perfect bad movie
Post by: claws on August 15, 2023, 01:19:07 AM
Found a rewiev of Eraserhead 2 on IMDb

Quote
worst date movie ever
immaginger223 March 2007
This was really,really bad! I never heard of it,but my BF said it was a romantic thriller/ romantic drama (he said it's got something for everyone) he shows to all his girls. He was really into us watching it together,so I tried to like it. But it's stupid! Everybody has bad hair, and the music is cheesy. I thought detective burns was hot but weird for dating this psychic woman old enough to be his mother. Were they sleeping together? I wanted to see where that romance plot line was going, but the movie doesn't even stay focused on it. There are these lame night club scenes with Sally dancing, getting on my nerves.If I'd written this, sally would get dance lessons. There was too much about the grandfather and these cult people so after awhile, you give up on this being a good date-movie.


Title: Re: build your perfect bad movie
Post by: claws on August 19, 2023, 12:51:48 PM
A Bridge Too Fart

A Bridge Too Fart (1993)

A religious tollbooth worker (Robert Z'Dar) with trapped gas issues is told by God to build a bridge in order to stimulate his bowel movement. He soon becomes a local sensation and spokesperson for lingering air biscuits, his bridge a sanctuary of hope for people who can't cut the cheese well.

Director: Jim Wynorski
Writers: Jim Wynorski
Lead Actor: Robert Z'Dar (Daniel Ripperton)
Lead Actress: Mary Woronov (Trudy Ripperton)
Supporting Actor: Corey Feldman (Pheart)
Special Appearance: Ruth Gordon (Archive Footage)
Cinematography: Don E. FauntLeRoy
Music: Chuck Cirino
End Credits Song: Silent Killer (Don't Pass the Gas) by MegaSponge
Distributed by: New Concorde
Running time: 70 minutes / Director's Cut: 142 minutes
Rating: PG (For brief flatulence humor) / Director's Cut: PG-13 (For scenes of intense gas passing)
Genre: Family, Christian film, Drama, Comedy
Alternative Titles: Daniel's Orifice of Liberation (Director's Cut) / A Prayer for Moist Odor (France) / Curse of the Devil Bridge (Indonesia)

Trivia:

Based on Jim Wynorski's personal experience suffering from trapped gas for decades.

Filmed in Romania.

Director Jim Wynorski has said Lorenzo's Oil (1992) gave him motivation and courage to tackle A Bridge Too Fart (1993).

The film was featured on a 1997 episode of the TV series Mystery Science Theater 3000.


Title: Re: build your perfect bad movie
Post by: claws on August 26, 2023, 04:37:57 AM
The Sympathetic Cannibal

The Sympathetic Cannibal (1986)

Frank Zagarino plays the cannibalistic prehistoric caveman Ung, who is discovered frozen in ice and brought back to life by Dr. Zablynski (Klaus Kinski) and his arctic exploration team. The caveman is sent by Dr. Zablynski to the Brunner Institute for Manners in Switzerland to be educated and made ready for contemporary living.
While in the facility, he falls in love with Regina (Betsy Russell), the quiet daughter of the caretaker, and must confront the domineering temptress Frau Brunner (Sybil Danning).
Half-eaten bodies begin to pile up as Ung gradually transforms into a lovely Gentleman. Dr. Zablynski believes he must have also rekindled Ung's desire for human flesh.

Director: René Cardona Jr.
Writer: Based on short story "The Sympathetic Cannibal" written by Edward Wood Jr.
Lead Actor: Frank Zagarino (Ung)
Lead Actress: Betsy Russell (Regina)
Supporting Actor: Klaus Kinski (Dr. Zablynski)
Supporting Actress: Sybil Danning (Frau Brunner)
Cinematography: Rodolfo Denevi
Music: Henry Strzelecki
Alternative Titles: Caveman High / Hot Swiss Love / Ung: A Delicate Matter / Don't Eat Your Girlfriend

Review:

"Exploitation director René Cardona Jr. fails at blending comedy, drama and horror, with the film also suffering from a low budget. Frank Zagarino is oozing primitive charm but he is more creepy than sympathetic thanks to his ugly prehistoric prop teeth. Betsy Russell appears to be embarrassed being in this film - which is held together by a raging Klaus Kinski and Sybil Danning's bouncing boobs."


Title: Re: build your perfect bad movie
Post by: claws on October 06, 2023, 10:56:20 PM
Universal Dollman (1992)

Toy action figures in a haunted warehouse are occupied by the ghosts of soldiers murdered in the Vietnam War. In a brutal struggle, Judith Grey and Brick Bardo (Dollman) team up with the Puppetmaster dolls to take on the evil action figures.

Director: Charles Band
Writer: Charles Band
Lead Actor: Tim Thomerson (Brick Bardo)
Lead Actress: Tracy Scoggins (Judith Grey)
Supporting Actor: Jeffrey Combs (Sgt. Thunder) (Voice)
Supporting Actress: Sherilyn Fenn (Duty Officer Monroe) (Voice)
Cinematography: Adolfo Bartoli
Music: Richard Band


Title: Re: build your perfect bad movie
Post by: M.10rda on October 08, 2023, 08:47:30 AM
Claws, if you were my student I would award your creative writing efforts an A+.

ERASERHEAD (and likely its sequel) really are bad date movies. Even I know that. I used to make girls watch POSSESSION after 2-3 dates, though. If they couldn't hack it, I'd ghost.


Title: Re: build your perfect bad movie
Post by: claws on October 08, 2023, 10:34:23 AM
Well, Possession is a tough one to swallow  :teddyr:

I've only ever did one date movie: Fright Night II. The movie was more fun than our date.


Title: Re: build your perfect bad movie
Post by: claws on October 29, 2023, 12:19:57 PM
A Blade for Halloween (1980)

Lauren returns to her hometown following fifteen years in incarceration. Right before their next Halloween gathering, she becomes a member of the neighborhood knitting group. One by one, the women in the group are soon murdered. Sheriff Miller believes that the murderer may be Marcus, Lauren's twin brother, who runs the local wool store and has a history of anger management problems.

Director: Luigi Cozzi.
Writers: Luigi Cozzi, Erich Tomek.
Lead Actor: George Eastman (Marcus)
Lead Actress: Lorraine De Selle (Lauren Rose)
Supporting Actor: Mel Ferrer (Sheriff Miller)
Supporting Actress: Virginia Bryant (Beatrix)
Cinematography: Giuseppe Pinori.
Music: Goblin.
Alternative Titles: Halloween 2 (Italy) / Blood Blade Siblings (South Korea) / A Needle for Lauren, an Axe for Marcus (Canada) / Halloween Massacre (Germany)

Trivia:

Filming locations: Fort Lauderdale, Florida, USA / Rome, Lazio, Italy

During pre-production, Mel Ferrer walked into Luigi Cozzi's office after reading the script, and told him in Italian that the script was a "pezzo di merda" (piece of s**t).



Title: Re: build your perfect bad movie
Post by: claws on October 30, 2023, 09:17:18 AM
Ghost 2: Letter from Sam (1996)

"Norris takes 'Ghost (1990)' to the next level in this heartfelt, action-packed sequel!" (Description on video box)

A strange letter from his deceased brother Sam (William Zabka), who was murdered by his best friend Carl (Jake Busey) six years prior, is delivered to retired kickboxing champion and fitness studio owner Chance Wheat (Chuck Norris). In the letter, Sam begs for assistance in defending his wife Molly (Shannen Doherty), who is being attacked paranormally by Carl's ghost, who also passed away six years earlier.

Martial arts pupil Taryn Brown (Angie Everhart), who happens to be a medium, is contacted by her trainer Chance. He tells her about the letter, she confirms Sam's message after talking to spirits with her Ouija board. Fearing for his ex-sister-in-law, Chance leaves for New York and settles in with Molly. He starts teaching Molly martial arts to give her more self-assurance, but stumbles down stairs and into a coma while attempting to assist Molly during an attack.

Taryn uses her Ouija board to reach hospitalized Chance and teaches him how to exit his vegetative body in spirit form. Soon enough Chance teaches Sam martial skills in the hereafter, with Molly sending good thoughts and vibes, so they can defeat Carl's wicked entity in a ghostly kickboxing match.

Director: Aaron Norris
Writers: Aaron Norris, Chuck Norris
Lead Actor: Chuck Norris (Chance Wheat)
Lead Actress: Shannen Doherty (Molly Wheat)
Supporting Actor: William Zabka (Sam Wheat)
Supporting Actress: Angie Everhart (Taryn Brown) (Oda Mae Brown's Stepsister)
Cinematography: João Fernandes
Fight Choreography: Chuck Norris
Music: George S. Clinton
End credit song: (Everything I Do) I Do It for You (Acoustic Cover Version) by Steven Seagal


Title: Re: build your perfect bad movie
Post by: claws on November 11, 2023, 06:06:45 AM
Planes, Trains & Lost Highways (1987)

All that marketing executive Neal Page (Steve Martin) wants to do is to get home for Thanksgiving, but he is accused under mysterious circumstances of murdering his travel companion Del Griffith (John Candy). On death row, he morphs into saxophonist Fred Madison (Steve Martin), leading a completely different life. When Fred is released, he takes the train home. While in the Lounge car, a Mystery Man (John Candy) with a camera on his shoulder approaches Fred, claiming they've met before and that he is at Fred's house at that very moment, sleeping with his girlfriend Susan (Cher). Fred then brings the Mystery Man home with him, and Susan is overjoyed to meet Mystery Man again, who she calls superstud. Fred inexplicably morphs into Bob Eubanks.

Director: John Hughes
Writer: David Lynch
Lead Actor: Steve Martin (Neal Page / Fred Madison)
Lead Actress: Cher (Renee Page / Susan Wakefield)
Supporting Actor: John Candy (Del Griffith / Mystery Man)
Supporting Actress: Edie McClurg (Warden Clements / Blonde on Staircase)
Cinematography: Peter Deming
Music: Ira Newborn


Title: Re: build your perfect bad movie
Post by: M.10rda on November 11, 2023, 10:11:41 AM
Cheers to that one!  :cheers:

I feel like Lynch could've gotten around to utilizing John Candy in a highly effective way had Candy lived. Heck, Richard Pryor is in the real LOST HIGHWAY. Matthew Lillard plays a major role in TP: THE RETURN. Why not Candy?  :smile: :thumbup:


Title: Re: build your perfect bad movie
Post by: ER on November 11, 2023, 11:07:14 AM
My perfect bad movie would be illegal under state and local laws, which is a shame because the documentary Politicians Fighting to the Death in an Arena, and its sequel, Bank Account Info of Rich People You Don't Like would do quite well at the box office.


Title: Re: build your perfect bad movie
Post by: claws on November 12, 2023, 02:39:58 AM
Cheers to that one!  :cheers:

I feel like Lynch could've gotten around to utilizing John Candy in a highly effective way had Candy lived. Heck, Richard Pryor is in the real LOST HIGHWAY. Matthew Lillard plays a major role in TP: THE RETURN. Why not Candy?  :smile: :thumbup:

Candy in a Lynch movie would've been awesome  :thumbup:


Title: Re: build your perfect bad movie
Post by: M.10rda on November 12, 2023, 11:09:06 AM
My perfect bad movie would be illegal under state and local laws, which is a shame because the documentary Politicians Fighting to the Death in an Arena, and its sequel, Bank Account Info of Rich People You Don't Like would do quite well at the box office.

I'd buy tickets to those!


Title: Re: build your perfect bad movie
Post by: The Burgomaster on December 04, 2023, 11:06:28 AM
Director: Al Adamson
Writer: Al Adamson, Andy Milligan, Sam Sherman
Lead Actor: Russ Tamblyn
Lead Actress: Regina Carroll
Supporting Actor: John Carradine, Angelo Rossito, Zandor Vorkov, Jan-Michael Vincent
Supporting Actress: Vicki Volante, Lynn Lowry
Cinematography: Ray Dennis Steckler
Music Comp: Cheesy, generic stock music (including theremin music)


Title: Re: build your perfect bad movie
Post by: M.10rda on December 04, 2023, 08:52:50 PM
Good call on drafting Milligan to contribute to the screenplay!  :smile:
And on Cinematography by RDS. I really enjoy the color in his color pictures. (Alas, he had to often shoot in "Regularscope"... which was just B+W.)