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Title: Name Andrew's Next Child Post by: Anonymous User on May 07, 2003, 07:35:09 PM Right now Andrew is still probably spending quality time with the latest addition to his family, young Jenna Borntreger. While I feel quite excited for him and wish him the best I can't help but think, fellow forumers, we missed the boat here. Well this time I'm taking special precautions, the next child to enter Andrew's family will be named by us, and he'll have to go along because you know, majority rule and all that. My suggestions from b-movies, television, and who knows where else include:
Boy: Chocolate Chip Charlie Torgo Bolt Vanderhuge Meanrock Blastwell Dr. Colosssus Creeper Rembrandt Q. Einstein Dolemite Hercules Rockefeller Girl: Catwoman of the Moon Queen Bee Barbarella Misc. The Incredibly Strange Fetus That Stopped Gestating and Became a Mixed-Up Baby That's pretty much all I can think of at the moment. All I know for certain is we can't let this opportunity pass us by again so let's see some names. Title: Re: Name Andrew's Next Child Post by: Johnny Blister on May 07, 2003, 07:38:59 PM How about Eros?
Or Glenda if´it´s a girl. Title: Re: Name Andrew's Next Child Post by: Funk, E. on May 07, 2003, 07:53:21 PM I honestly think someone should name their child Joe Milqutoast or John Doe
Title: Re: Name Andrew's Next Child Post by: Johnny Blister on May 07, 2003, 08:06:53 PM Name a child after that crappy series?Nah...
Why not better name it Fox Mulder or Dana Scully? Title: Re: Name Andrew's Next Child Post by: Feathertop on May 07, 2003, 08:15:08 PM How about Larry Buchanan Borntreger or Andy Milligan Borntreger or even - shudder- Coleman Francis Borntreger?
(I WOULD have suggested Jacinto Molina Borntreger but I seem to be the only Paul Naschy fan at this forum- excuse me "phorum". ) Title: Re: Name Andrew's Next Child Post by: Feathertop on May 07, 2003, 08:18:27 PM Obviously if it's a girl, Doris Wishman Borntreger or Jackie Kong Borntreger or (remember Criminally Insane, Crazy Fat Ethel and Death Nurse) Priscilla Alden Borntreger.
Title: Re: Name Andrew's Next Child Post by: Johnny Blister on May 07, 2003, 08:21:38 PM How about Tifanny?
Or Jason? Title: Re: Name Andrew's Next Child Post by: Anonymous User on May 07, 2003, 08:55:41 PM Holy s**t! Someone else who's seen Criminally Insane. "I want that key!" Ughhh bad memories. Anyway I suck with the girl names, but I guess The Creeping Terror would be a fairly astute name for any toddler.
Title: Re: Name Andrew's Next Child Post by: Feathertop on May 07, 2003, 09:11:22 PM Yup, I think we CRIMINALLY INSANE fans (along with lovers of THE BABY) are dedicated enough to launch a New Religion around those films. The crazy "Ethel Dance" toward the end of the flick served as my "confirmation" (as it were) as a Bad Movie Lover for LIFE!
As a kinky footnote to this (and I'm talking to YOU Johnny Blister) I once encountered a guy at a Bad Movie Site who was PROUD of the dubious honor of having dropped to his stomach and kissed Priscilla Alden's feet at a Horror Film Convention in the 1980's when CRAZY FAT ETHEL and DEATH NURSE were out. Title: Re: Name Andrew's Next Child Post by: Anonymous User on May 07, 2003, 09:25:44 PM Wow, that's bizarre that you mention The Baby, as I rented it at the same time I rented Criminally Insane. /threadjack over.
Title: Re: Name Andrew's Next Child Post by: Scott0 on May 07, 2003, 09:31:08 PM I wonder what Andrew thinks about all of this? Even better, I wonder if he'll actually stop and consider one of the names (hahaha). Here's a few goodies:
Ro-Man Borntreger Coleman Corman Borntreger 'Mad' Max Borntreger ----- hehe, how cool would it be for a kid to have that for a name? Guilala Borntreger Pia Zadora Borntreger And if these don't work, you could always go the Frank Zappa route, and name your kids something weird like Moon Unit or Dweezil. Scottie Title: Re: Name Andrew's Next Child Post by: Johnny Blister on May 07, 2003, 09:32:27 PM How about Freddy?
Or Gypsy? Title: Re: Name Andrew's Next Child Post by: Feathertop on May 07, 2003, 09:39:56 PM I agree, that IS weird. If, like me, you think the 1970's horror film THE PSYCHOPATH, about a Mr. Rogers type kiddie-show host who goes on a killing spree constitutes the final member of this Holy Trinity of Bad 70's Movies we'll have to consider ourselves the Joseph Smith and Brigham Young of this New Religion.
Title: Re: Name Andrew's Next Child Post by: AndyC on May 07, 2003, 09:46:30 PM Machine Gun Joe Borntreger
Ator Bomar or Girmar Muad-ib Speaker to Animals or the one I'm surprised nobody has mentioned: Ash! Title: Re: Name Andrew's Next Child Post by: Johnny Blister on May 07, 2003, 09:55:12 PM Tom Servo
or Henrietta Title: Re: Name Andrew's Next Child Post by: SkullNinja on May 07, 2003, 10:47:52 PM Tor Johnson Borntreger has a certain air of dignity to it.
Title: Re: Name Andrew's Next Child Post by: Brother Ragnarok on May 08, 2003, 01:54:51 AM Girl -
Romanadvoratrelundar (I guess I'm on a Dr. Who kick tonight) Boy - *evil grin spreading across face knowing Andrew has no idea where I live* Heironymous Merkin Borntreger Brother R Title: Re: Name Andrew's Next Child Post by: The Burgomaster on May 08, 2003, 10:21:11 AM I vote for:
MALE: * Norman Bates Borntreger * Ed Gein Borntreger * John Rambo Borntreger * Rocky Balboa Borntreger * John Saxon Borntreger * Herschell Gordon Lewis Borntreger * Samuel Z. Arkoff Borntreger * Bela Borntreger * Mitchell Borntreger FEMALE: * Linda Blair Borntreger * Linnea Quigley Borntreger * Claudia Jennings Borntreger * Pam Grier Borntreger * Jamie Lee Borntreger * Sandahl Borntreger Title: Re: Name Andrew's Next Child Post by: raj on May 08, 2003, 10:22:00 AM Well Andrew is a Marine, so what else to call a leatherneck's son but Leatherface.
(sorry, couldn't resist, the coffee is strong this morning) Title: Re: Name Andrew's Next Child Post by: Dave: Blackeye15 on May 08, 2003, 01:53:20 PM Fox/Dana Borntreger both sound nice in a strange way.
How about Kenny if it's a boy as in all those brats from the Gamera Movies or maybe Gina from "Friday the 13th Part 2" (At least I think that's was the name of the final girl) -the first rule of fat club- Title: Re: Name Andrew's Next Child Post by: Evan3 on May 08, 2003, 02:16:38 PM Hmmm, Ymir is a unique name, and goes well with Borntreger.
THats my top choice, however: others are Peter Parker Borntreger (kind of poetic) Christopher Lee Borntreger ( for those who love big eyes) Milla Jovovich Borntreger (Jenna and Milla, what a pair) Derek Zoolander Borntreger (now that is original) Casper Van Borntreger (who wouldnt want Van as a middle name) Ichabod Crane Borntreger (nice and old fashioned and played by Johnny Depp) or finally.... Evan Bolick Borntreger (hey tribute is always nice) Title: Re: Name Andrew's Next Child Post by: Andrew on May 08, 2003, 08:17:09 PM You know the scary thing? Katie likes "Bela" for a girl.
Remind me to make sure to keep you all busy from now on... Title: Re: Name Andrew's Next Child Post by: Johnny Blister on May 08, 2003, 08:42:34 PM Mike
or Trinity Title: Re: Name Andrew's Next Child Post by: Evan3 on May 09, 2003, 11:54:53 AM Great idea Johnny,
Andrew, what do u think of: Neo Morpheus Borntreger or.... Cypher Tank Borntreger. Go Matrix Title: Re: Name Andrew's Next Child Post by: Creepozoid on May 09, 2003, 01:11:02 PM Evan3 wrote:
> Great idea Johnny, > > Andrew, what do u think of: > > Neo Morpheus Borntreger > > or.... > > Cypher Tank Borntreger. > > Go Matrix With that in mind how about Dozer Mouse? Title: Re: Name Andrew's Next Child Post by: Johnny Blister on May 09, 2003, 06:26:43 PM Crow
or Niobe Title: Re: Name Andrew's Next Child Post by: Flangepart on May 10, 2003, 01:24:49 PM Christopher Lee Borntreger....works with mundanes, but pleases the B-movie crowd. Neat!
Dorathy Gail Borntreger. With the morlocks of the Phorum as the flying monkeys!...hey, if she ever joined a sports team, that would make a great name! "Fly, monkeys,fly!" Title: Re: Name Andrew's Next Child Post by: Johnny Blister on May 10, 2003, 05:13:41 PM Gort
or Sal Title: Re: Name Andrew's Next Child Post by: Fearless Freep on May 10, 2003, 06:06:51 PM MydadrunsabadmoviewebsiteandallIgotwasthislousyname Borntreger
Title: Re: Name Andrew's Next Child Post by: Johnny Blister on May 10, 2003, 11:04:03 PM Torgo
or Marla Title: Re: Name Andrew's Next Child Post by: lonecorndog on May 11, 2003, 09:23:06 AM Girl: Cara (Supergirl is my favorite B-movie)
Boy: I think Jackie Chan Borntreger has a nice flow to it. Title: Re: Name Andrew's Next Child Post by: Johnny Blister on May 12, 2003, 08:04:53 PM Tyler Durden
or Rogue Title: Re: Name Andrew's Next Child Post by: Brother Ragnarok on May 12, 2003, 08:08:29 PM Speaking of Tyler Durden, am I the only one who thinks Fight Club is one of the most overrated films ever made? Next to the Matrix, of course. Nothing is worse than The Matrix.
Brother R Title: Re: Name Andrew's Next Child Post by: Johnny Blister on May 12, 2003, 08:10:31 PM MUST...KILL...RAGNAROK!!!!
Just kidding.It´s just that the Fight Club is the basis for my websites. Title: Re: Name Andrew's Next Child Post by: Brother Ragnarok on May 12, 2003, 08:32:36 PM Maybe this just speaks for my monumental lack of observance, but I didn't know you had a website. Well, until you posted about it. And as denoted by my aforementioned prejudice, I'm gonna have to vote for Bugs.
Brother R Title: Re: Name Andrew's Next Child Post by: Dolph Lundgren on May 12, 2003, 08:39:53 PM I know I'm late with this, but boy or girl, the kid's name should be Dolph.
Nick Title: Re: Name Andrew's Next Child Post by: Johnny Blister on May 12, 2003, 09:33:23 PM Edward Norton
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