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Title: Jason a cannabal?
Post by: Steve B on May 11, 2003, 02:27:30 PM
Ok, so I got through watching a F13 marathon this weekend and a thought had occured to me: How did Jason get to be a big guy? Surely to be the size of Jason, you'd have to have some serious protein intake, so that made me think that Jason might be a cannabal. What is everyone else's input about it?


Title: Re: Jason a cannabal?
Post by: illcos on May 11, 2003, 03:41:34 PM
it's all about working out underwater and the natural resistance water provides.  since he lives in crystal lake, every benchpress he does would be much more strenuous than it would be above the water.


that and he loves pilatis.


Title: Re: Jason a cannabal?
Post by: Feathertop on May 11, 2003, 04:30:33 PM
Apparently  there's something about being undead that bulks you up. Just look at THE MUMMY AND THE CURSE OF THE JACKALS in which the man who gets mummified in the flashback scene is MUCH thinnner than the resulting mummy. Going by this mummy and by Voorhees I would say dying adds about 200 pounds to your frame.


Title: Re: Jason a cannabal?
Post by: Fearless Freep on May 11, 2003, 06:13:01 PM
I think you think about this far more than the movie producers ever bothered to :)



Title: Re: Jason a cannabal?
Post by: Johnny Blister on May 12, 2003, 06:43:58 PM
Jason is a zombie.

Thus,he eats brains.