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Title: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Post by: Johnny Blister on May 16, 2003, 07:35:54 PM
On your advice,I rented this movie this afternoon and I just finished watching it.It´s OK,thought it didn´t live up to the hype.It would have been better if:
1)It were longer
2)It were faster
3)The stupid broad would STOP SCREAMING!Her banshee howls sounded like razor-sharp nails screeching thought a chalkboard!

But overall,I liked it.

And I´M STILL against the remake.

What do you say?


Title: Re: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Post by: Dunners on May 16, 2003, 10:32:55 PM
I'd say this movie was about as exciting as diherrea

was as smart as a room full of democrats

and was as entertaining as a large fat naked man farking in your face for 83 minutes after he spent the last day eating baked beans.


Title: Re: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Post by: Johnny Blister on May 16, 2003, 10:36:42 PM
I think that the movie ruled.


Title: Re: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Post by: Dunners on May 17, 2003, 12:38:36 AM
Your opinion, and yet as much as I didnt enjoy it I still think a remake is dumb and the story is even dumber.


Title: Re: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Post by: Paquita on May 17, 2003, 01:09:20 AM
Dude, in that case, this is the best movie EVER!  besides the democrat thing, i dont know about you, but i think diarrhea is pretty damn exciting! and a large fat naked man farting in my face for 83 minutes is sexciting on a whole different level! i would consider that a winning mating dance!
love colleen


Title: Re: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Post by: Dunners on May 17, 2003, 01:42:00 AM
you are one weird mama jama :P


Title: Re: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Post by: Evan3 on May 17, 2003, 10:43:39 AM
hahahaha, there is the Paquita I know, and maybe love, but I havent seen her, and I dont fart enough to have it reciprocated.

Wow Dunners, I didnt like the TCM at all, but I would watch that a few dozen times before throwingg myself into a democrat filled pit



Title: Re: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Post by: wycked nick on May 17, 2003, 02:29:43 PM
I thought the movie was great.Would have been scaryer if they had a pit filled with democrats.


Title: Re: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Post by: Dunners on May 17, 2003, 05:25:16 PM
ewww democrats



Title: Re: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Post by: Johnny Blister on May 17, 2003, 06:59:54 PM
There´s a Leatherface VS Jason Voorhees(from the"Friday The 13th"movies) fight in my site.


Title: Re: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Post by: Dunners on May 17, 2003, 10:19:24 PM
the only fight shorter than that which comes to mind is bambi vs. Godzilla


Title: Re: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Post by: Andrew Crow on May 18, 2003, 12:03:14 AM
The movie was pretty bland until the final 20 minutes. Right when the girl is taken to the dinner table is when the movie proves why it's such a classic.


Title: Re: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Post by: trala-log on May 19, 2003, 03:54:42 AM
that is one of the only movies i've ever seen that actually freaked me out, and yeah i think a remake would be gay