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Hello alll B-movie lovers, my name is Randall, I'm 25 years old and of course love horror movies and b-movies. I also make amateur horror movies, if annyone wants to know about them just contact me. I'm also moderator of the AVP Outbreak Forums(great place for Alien and Predator fans!). I think I'm gonna enjoy beeing here, and I hope you guys are good felas too. I'll see you guys around! O and BTW, I've been trying to find a link to see that movie Maleorvs, I heard some of you guys watched in real player. If you guys got a link please tell me, ok?

Welcome tom the board Randall.  Most of us are good fellas.....except for Menard...and Trek.....oh yeah, Odinn too.  

Hope you enjoy the board!

lol, thanks Skaboi, I'm sure I'll enjoy it here.

Hello and welcome.

Have you seen Gigli?  If not, I think it's about time.  Nobody will respect you unless you've seen it [despite how many people will shout at you if you do, just ignore them...]

Boy do I love corrupting the new folk.

Anyways, have you seen any bad-movies recently that you'd like to talk about?  Post a review, or make a comment.  It's always good to have new blood around!

Welcome aboard RaNdAIL. (get it "welcome a board" as in messageboard) Yea, Dean's recommendation is worth a look and a day off after words. It's just that good.

Why am I listed first?

Uhh...nevermind; there's probably plenty of answers for that.

Psst....

Beware of Scott and dean.


Psst....off

Uh...wait a minute, that sounded wrong.

Uh...Roger Wilco, over and out.

Skaboi Wrote:
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> Welcome tom the board Randall.  Most of us are
> good fellas.....except for Menard...and
> Trek.....oh yeah, Odinn too.  
>

Hmm....I would expect something like this to come from Menard but not you...sumb***h...

You'll get over it Odinn.  ;)

Nope, I don't think so...you've cut me deep.

I guess I'm okay since no one's mentioned me.

Welcome RaNdAlL!

Okay, I'll mention you.

RaNdAIL, have you read The story of daveblackeye15 (http://www.badmovies.org/bbs/read.php?2,91060)?

(http://www.smileys.ws/smls/grinning/00000021.gif)

Now why does everyone expect the worst when I am around?

Uh...nevermind; there are probably several answers to that one too.

Menard you little skewerer (try to say that!). Quit trying to scare the new guy off.

Welcome Randall, I think you'll enjoy it here as long as you keep a sense of humor.

Oh yeah...Welcome RaNdAlL. You'll be accepted here with no problem as long as you don't act like certain members. We'll let you figure it out over time who they are.

I'll help you...The members I refer to do NOT include:
Skaboi
Trek
Ulthar
AndyC
Menard (surprisingly)

You will have to take it from there...

Welcome!

Want to be popular here?
Follow my lead and believe everything I write.

(PSST...Odinn does not believe...don't listen to him...)

Yeah...
First, I would like to point out that my list didn't include Ash as he obviously figured out. Second, I would also like to point out that the list also didn't include Scott, Dean, Freep...well, basically the list left many people out.
Now, if you'll take the time to think about this: Ash is so caught up in himself that he revealed himself to you as the one I was referring to though in actuality, I may have been referring to Scott and Dean for their love of the tripe named Gigli. I suspected this would happen.

Still and all, it may be wise to not follow him afterall. Who else would want to be that self-absorbed and paranoid anyway?  B)

Carry on...

I knew you'd say that......

odinn7 Wrote:
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> > though in actuality, I may have been referring to
> Scott and Dean for their love of the tripe named
> Gigli. I suspected this would happen.


You know, Scott may be the Gigli King as far as I'm concerned, but because you were the one to pretty much start the whole thing off odinn7, you are perhaps considered as a Saint, or, dare I say it, even a low-level God in the Gigli Fan Cult mythology.

All hail odinn7!

Yepper he started the whole GIGLI extrazaganza ! Odinn7 is GIGLI material there is no doubt about it. Here's a quote from Odinn7 "I blame myself". I think we should fanchise and develople some merchandize. Hey that rhymes !

ASHTHECAT Wrote:
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> I knew you'd say that......
>
>
> Edited 1 times. Last edit at 12/20/05 11:03AM by
> ASHTHECAT.


Right...

And to you two sick, demented individuals...please leave me out of your delusional fantasies as I want no part of them. I will never go for the Gigli thing, never. I can overlook the story line (?) and bad dialogue but there are 2 things that I will never be able to overlook: Ben and Jen. I can't stand her...and him? The terrible actor who helped to ruin Daredevil? He should die.

You know all this Gigli talk is making me want to throw it in my Netflix.

I'm resisting the urge.....

This board is going to be the sole financial savior of Gigli. With as much as we talk about it, sooner or later we will say "Gigli" so many times it will propel the message board to the top Google search for "Gigli." And then people will think that a respectable message board such as this one will actually be promoting the movie and they'll go out and rent it. It will be the death of us all!

Welcome to the board Randal.

Scottie Wrote:
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> With as much as we talk about it,
> sooner or later we will say "Gigli" so many times
> it will propel the message board to the top Google
> search for "Gigli."

Well, it IS indexed:  http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&q=Gigli%2C+odinn7&btnG=Search

(I cheated in finding it quickly by adding Odinn7 to the search string)

> And then people will think
> that a respectable message board such as this one
> will actually be promoting the movie and they'll
> go out and rent it. It will be the death of us
> all!
>

You are assuming folks will see US as respectable.  We LIKE movies many others HATE. (But I do get your point; I was actually thinking something very similar..that we would create the illusion of popularity for it).

Resist...resist...it's Scott's bad bad movie influence reaching across the internet to you. You must resist, otherwise you may find yourself proclaiming things like: Oasis of the Zombies is a great movie. (http://www.smileys.ws/smls/action/00000053.gif)

Menard,

Please note that you will NEVER see me say that Oasis Of The Zombies is a great movie.

That's a promise.