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Title: OT: Gettin' Old Post by: Ash on April 19, 2006, 11:46:28 AM Damn!
I turned 32 today! I was born April 19th 1974. Do I feel age creeping up on me? Yes & no. I do not feel 32 and I most definitely don't look it. Most people think I look like I'm 25. (http://img49.imageshack.us/img49/1330/scan9kv.jpg) (http://imageshack.us) This license pic was taken in January of 2003. I look pretty much the same but have grown more manly and attractive since then.... LOL! People who I.D. me for cigars or beer often say that I "look like my dog just died" in that pic. (I do, don't I?) My 31st year of life has come and gone... Do I feel bad? No way! I get better with age! Hell, I remember posting to this board when I was 26! Title: Re: OT: Gettin' Old Post by: Scott on April 19, 2006, 11:54:30 AM Happy Birthday ASHTHECAT............42 here and half baked.
Title: Re: OT: Gettin' Old Post by: odinn7 on April 19, 2006, 11:59:50 AM Happy Birthday. I'm 39 with 1 foot in the grave.
Are you sure that posting your license is a good idea? Title: Re: OT: Gettin' Old Post by: Scott on April 19, 2006, 12:03:42 PM I was about to pull him over anyway Odinn7. He was quick to bring out his I.D. and was co-operative. So I let him go because I'm in the middle of a bowl of chilli and cornbread.
Title: Re: OT: Gettin' Old Post by: Ash on April 19, 2006, 12:05:40 PM odinn7 Wrote:
------------------------------------------------------- Are you sure that posting your license is a good > idea? Sure...why not? My Social Security number isn't visible. Anybody who sees that pic won't know where I live because my license has an old address. Even if someone had the audacity to try and steal my identity, they would not succeed. I'll be ready for 'em! Title: Re: OT: Gettin' Old Post by: Scott on April 19, 2006, 12:31:19 PM I'm starting to see the resemblance between placenta eating Bat Boy and ASHTHECAT. Before and after shots.
(http://img49.imageshack.us/img49/1330/scan9kv.jpg)(http://www.hauntedhousetexas.com/bat_boy.jpg) Title: Re: OT: Gettin' Old Post by: Ash on April 19, 2006, 12:37:47 PM AHHHH!!
NOOO! Totally hilarious Scott! You made my day with that comparison! It was my shaved head wasn't it? Title: Re: OT: Gettin' Old Post by: raj on April 19, 2006, 12:43:38 PM Ash, at least you still get carded sometimes. It sucks when you stop getting carded.
Title: Re: OT: Gettin' Old Post by: Scott on April 19, 2006, 12:47:08 PM Get it ASHTHECAT ? Bat Boy has fangs. Raj just made a good one.
Oh, of course the images are of ASHTHECAT at an earlier age and the second is a more recent shot. "It sucks when you stop getting carded" that's a funny one Raj. Title: Re: OT: Gettin' Old Post by: trekgeezer on April 19, 2006, 01:31:19 PM I remember when I was 22 and fresh out of the Navy, I used to get p**sed when someone would card me, then when I got to be 30 I wished someone would once in a while.
Don't feel bad Ash , the day you were born I was 19 and had been in the service for 6 months. Title: Re: OT: Gettin' Old Post by: ulthar on April 19, 2006, 01:43:29 PM ASHTHECAT Wrote:
> > Are you sure that posting your license is a good > > idea? > > Sure...why not? > My Social Security number isn't visible. > > Even if someone had the audacity to try and steal > my identity, they would not succeed. > > I'll be ready for 'em! > Ash, you'd be surprised at what they can do with a name, a DOB and an address - even an old one (getting your new one would EASY). They don't need your SSN. Why invite trouble? Title: Re: OT: Gettin' Old Post by: odinn7 on April 19, 2006, 01:54:14 PM ulthar Wrote:
------------------------------------------------------- > ASHTHECAT Wrote: > > > > Are you sure that posting your license is a > good > > > idea? > > > > Sure...why not? > > My Social Security number isn't visible. > > > > Even if someone had the audacity to try and > steal > > my identity, they would not succeed. > > > > I'll be ready for 'em! > > > > Ash, you'd be surprised at what they can do with a > name, a DOB and an address - even an old one > (getting your new one would EASY). They don't > need your SSN. > > Why invite trouble? > > -------------------------------------------------- > ---------------------------------------------- > > Professor: I noticed you stopped stuttering. > Student: I've been giving myself shock > treatments. > Professor: Up the voltage. > > --Real Genius Ash...I was just looking out for ya. I have seen some things on the scam-baiting site that show you how much information is available just from a name. Title: Re: OT: Gettin' Old Post by: The Burgomaster on April 19, 2006, 02:04:56 PM I just turned 42 last week. The scary thing is that I have basically the same haircut as ASH.
Title: Re: OT: Gettin' Old Post by: trekgeezer on April 19, 2006, 02:22:20 PM I have lots of hair, but it's getting grayer by the day.
Title: Re: OT: Gettin' Old Post by: Ash on April 19, 2006, 02:22:34 PM Hey Scott...please edit your post so that it shows this pic instead:
(http://img49.imageshack.us/img49/1330/scan9kv.jpg) (http://imageshack.us) Those identity stealing pricks can kiss my ass! Title: Re: OT: Gettin' Old Post by: Scott on April 19, 2006, 02:47:04 PM Ok, I switched it ASHTHECAT.
By the way it was the ears that helped me make the comparison. (http://clicksmilies.com/s0105/lachen/laughing-smiley-004.gif) Title: Re: OT: Gettin' Old Post by: raj on April 19, 2006, 02:54:19 PM Don't worry Ash, we've already signed you up to work at an "escort" agency.
Title: Re: OT: Gettin' Old Post by: Mr_Vindictive on April 19, 2006, 03:46:54 PM Happy birthday Ash. I too have a birthday soon, but I'll be turning the inverse of your age.
Title: Re: OT: Gettin' Old Post by: ulthar on April 19, 2006, 04:05:59 PM Skaboi Wrote:
------------------------------------------------------- > Happy birthday Ash. I too have a birthday soon, > but I'll be turning the inverse of your age. > You are turning 1/32 ? And you can type? Wow. :) Title: Re: OT: Gettin' Old Post by: Mr_Vindictive on April 19, 2006, 04:49:59 PM Ulthar,
Ha ha ha. Funny. I meant I'll be turning the opposite....well if you switched the order of the numbers anyway. Title: Re: OT: Gettin' Old Post by: Scott on April 19, 2006, 05:42:48 PM It's funny how we get a year older every year.
Title: Re: OT: Gettin' Old Post by: odinn7 on April 19, 2006, 06:58:42 PM Scott Wrote:
------------------------------------------------------- > It's funny how we get a year older every year. > > No Scott, it's really not too funny....(http://www.smileys.ws/smls/sad/00000046.gif) Title: Re: OT: Gettin' Old Post by: daveblackeye15 on April 19, 2006, 07:02:40 PM The Future is Right in Front of Us.
Or something like that, it was in a calender that marked each day with a stupid quote. I feel old, I've been coming since I was 14 or 15! And I'll be 19 in july! Title: Re: OT: Gettin' Old Post by: odinn7 on April 19, 2006, 09:01:32 PM Oh Dave...you poor old bastard...
Title: Re: OT: Gettin' Old Post by: daveblackeye15 on April 19, 2006, 09:04:40 PM Heh heh heh heh.
I guess I should say I feel old, I feel older rather. I mean I think we all have a similar feeling to when we look back several years ago and think about that time. I started coming here when I was 14 and thought life was hard then... well I've grown up a bit and that life then was a piece of cake. It's nice sunny summer like days that make me think about the past for some reason. Title: Re: OT: Gettin' Old Post by: dean on April 19, 2006, 10:00:49 PM I think dave has reached his mid-life crisis a few decades early! And here I feel like a young chap who's just starting to feel that little bit older due to a few current 'shake ups' [such as starting full time work for the first time ever on Monday! God help me!] Oh and Happy Birthday Ash! Title: Re: OT: Gettin' Old Post by: Scott on April 19, 2006, 10:06:57 PM It's time to consult The Amazing Criswell for Ash, Dave, and Odinn7.
(http://www.evil-pumpkin.com/jake/criswell/iamcriswellsmall.jpg) Criswell: Greetings, my friend. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember my friend, future events such as these will affect you in the future. You are interested in the unknown... the mysterious. The unexplainable. That is why you are here. And now, for the first time, we are bringing to you, the full story of what happened on that fateful day. We are bringing you all the evidence, based only on the secret testimony, of the miserable souls, who survived this terrifying ordeal. The incidents, the places. My friend, we cannot keep this a secret any longer. Let us punish the guilty. Let us reward the innocent. My friend, can your heart stand the shocking facts of grave robbers from outer space? (http://www.tompiccirilli.com/criswell.JPG) Criswell: [narrating] ... All of us on this earth know that there is a time to live, and that there is a time to die. Yet death is always a shock to those left behind. It is even more of a shock when Death, the Proud Brother, comes suddenly without warning. Just at sundown, a small group gathered in silent prayer, around the newly-opened grave of the beloved wife of an elderly man. Sundown of the day; yet also the sundown of the old man's heart, for the shadows of grief clouded his very reason... The funeral over, the saddened group left the graveside. It was when the gravediggers started their task that strange things began to take place. (http://www.wilsonsalmanac.com/images1/criswell1.jpg) Title: Re: OT: Gettin' Old Post by: peter johnson on April 19, 2006, 10:45:15 PM Children!! All of you!!
Yeah, I thought the Batboy thing is a hoot too -- I actually got carded FOR REAL once when I was 43 -- I asked the bouncer to call my wife & tell her what he did. He wouldn't . . . peter johnson/denny crane PS: For the math challenged, I just turned 50 -- Title: Re: OT: Gettin' Old Post by: daveblackeye15 on April 19, 2006, 11:08:46 PM At least Godzilla will always be there to cheer me up, even when I'm eighty and am living in a retirment home I'll watch him do battle with monsters like King Ghidorah and Gigan.
Title: Re: OT: Gettin' Old Post by: ulthar on April 19, 2006, 11:58:16 PM BTW, Happy Birthday, Ash. You share a birthday with my wife's sister, if you care about that sort of thing.
I've met two people with the same birthday as mine. One of them was even the same year. We never figured out who was older by how many hours, though. Title: Re: OT: Gettin' Old Post by: Ash on April 20, 2006, 02:30:46 AM Thanks for all the birthday wishes guys!
This turned out to be one hilarious thread. Several celebrities had their birthdays yesterday along with mine: Hayden Christiansen (Anakin Skywalker) Ashley Judd Kate Hudson James Franco (Harry Osbourne from Spiderman) All in all it was a good birthday! Title: Re: OT: Gettin' Old Post by: Just Plain Horse on April 21, 2006, 12:00:46 PM Suddenly I feel like I'm at a retirement home visitng my great grandparents! I turned 28 two months ago, and I don't plan on complaining about my age for at least another decade :)
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