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Title: Heavy Metal 2000
Post by: Andrew on May 09, 2006, 12:57:55 AM
It took me some work to muster up the will to watch this all the way through again, but I finally did so.  This really is a nearly worthless film.  It is one of those movies that detracts from the original.  I wonder if Disney understands that concept.

Heavy Metal 2000 Review (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/heavymetal2k/)

For my part, I have a serious urge to watch "Heavy Metal" again.  "Hanging's too good for him. Burning's too good for him!"


Title: Re: Heavy Metal 2000
Post by: Ash on May 09, 2006, 01:10:39 AM
Good review...

One thing though, that noisy duck ad at the top of the screen nearly drove me crazy.

Other than that, it was great!


Title: Re: Heavy Metal 2000
Post by: Neville on May 09, 2006, 04:31:12 AM
I've always been a great fan of the first one and feared the day I would eventually end up watching this sequel. Thanks Andrew, now that day won't come any time sooner.


Title: Re: Heavy Metal 2000
Post by: odinn7 on May 09, 2006, 07:21:41 AM
The first one was great...part of my teenage years...I saw the second one when it was released to the rental store near me. I was p**sed. All that went through my mind was, "why?"...the "story" was terrible and the art was worthless. There was no need to make that movie at all.


Title: Re: Heavy Metal 2000
Post by: Just Plain Horse on May 09, 2006, 07:55:51 AM
Who'd think an animated movie whose main character is voiced by a porn star could be bad?

*cannot continue; can't stop laughing*


Title: Re: Heavy Metal 2000
Post by: daveblackeye15 on May 09, 2006, 09:12:12 AM
Yeah! Watch the first one, it's a classic!

The scene you quoted is my brother's favorite.

The trial is cool, but my favorites's are Dann of Earth, the first story and the last story.


Title: Re: Heavy Metal 2000
Post by: Gerry on May 09, 2006, 01:15:31 PM
I'm kind of embarrassed to admit that I sort of liked it.  The original is loads better, but I was entertained by it.  Billy Idol does not have a future in voice work though.  He was awful.  He made Julie Strain look like a consummate professional.


Title: Re: Heavy Metal 2000
Post by: raj on May 09, 2006, 02:09:40 PM
I liked the original, have always been scared of this sequel.  Glad I didn't watch it; it seems Andrew took one for the team here.


Title: Re: Heavy Metal 2000
Post by: Andrew on May 09, 2006, 03:09:25 PM
raj Wrote:
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>  Glad I didn't watch it; it seems Andrew took one for the team here.

Yeah, I seem to do a lot of that.  My wife walks out in the morning to find me drooling on the floor and says, "Glad I did not stay up to watch 'Psychomania' with you."


Gerry Wrote:
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> I'm kind of embarrassed to admit that I sort of  liked it.  

We need to find you something less socially repellent.  Making body noises in crowded elevators perhaps.


Title: Re: Heavy Metal 2000
Post by: Gerry on May 09, 2006, 03:22:24 PM
Andrew Wrote:
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> We need to find you something less socially
> repellent.  Making body noises in crowded
> elevators perhaps.

I guess I'll crawl back into my hole and rewatch the Danish version of REPTILICUS.


Title: Re: Heavy Metal 2000
Post by: akiratubo on May 09, 2006, 07:12:55 PM
I'll second the "nearly worthless" part.

I think Michael Ironside was trying to suck as much as possible in this movie.  He's given some bad performances before but, damn.

But it was really Julie Strain who killed the movie for me.  I think I made it through four or five lines of dialogue from her and had to stop watching.


Title: Re: Heavy Metal 2000
Post by: dean on May 10, 2006, 05:07:15 AM
I made the mistake of watching this one after watching the first, entertaining film.  In terms of plotting and performance, sure it's terrible, but not really as bad as some other films out there, but it's the mish-mash of visuals that tips it over the edge into the 'totally worthless' category.

But if you want a laugh [and perhaps to throw things at the TV] watch the special features on the dvd.  The movie itself makes a whole lot more sense once you see the mentality of the guys behind the film.  Morons is perhaps being too positive really.


Title: Re: Heavy Metal 2000
Post by: BoyScoutKevin on May 11, 2006, 01:15:42 PM
See my comments at Andrews' review, but since I mentioned the barfight, here are some of my favorite barfights . . .

Brannigan
Necessary Roughness
North to Alaska
Rough Night in Jericho

What are yours?


Title: Re: Heavy Metal 2000
Post by: Flangepart on May 16, 2006, 01:34:36 PM
raj Wrote:
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> I liked the original, have always been scared of
> this sequel.  Glad I didn't watch it; it seems
> Andrew took one for the team here.

He does it enough to earn combat pay.
Afganistan, Iraq, not this....we need to make a medal for 'em...what would you call a B-movie Medal of Honor?


Title: Re: Heavy Metal 2000
Post by: Ash on May 16, 2006, 04:03:31 PM
BoyScoutKevin Wrote:
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> See my comments at Andrews' review, but since I
> mentioned the barfight, here are some of my
> favorite barfights . . .
>
> Brannigan
> Necessary Roughness
> North to Alaska
> Rough Night in Jericho
>
> What are yours?



I like the one in Another 48 Hours.
Or was it the first one?


Title: Re: Heavy Metal 2000
Post by: Neville on May 16, 2006, 04:07:41 PM
I think they both have bar brawls.


Title: Re: Heavy Metal 2000
Post by: BoyScoutKevin on May 18, 2006, 11:17:58 AM
Here are a couple of more from films, then some from television.

Bringing Down the House
San Antonio

And from television

Burke's Law
Hercules in the Maze of the Minotaur
Laverne and Shirley
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's the Lost World
Star Trek. the "Trouble with Tribbles" episode


Title: Re: Heavy Metal 2000
Post by: Neville on July 03, 2006, 09:32:19 AM
Finally watched this turd. As bad as Andrew says in his review, not even the occasional nudity or blood managed to make it bearable. The only amusing bit was watching an Obi Wan Kenobi-wannabe voiced by Billy Idol. Kept on waiting for him to shout "Yeah!" or "Loud!" or start dancing around, but alas, he did not.


Title: Re: Heavy Metal 2000
Post by: Dr. Whom on July 03, 2006, 12:40:00 PM
Picked up the DVD in a bargain bin. I was warned by your review and it is every bit as useless as you say it is. I've seen episodes of X-men that were better animated. The extra features are amusing though. Mine has a kind of 'Life and works of Julie Strain', in which among other things she explains how she got into movies.

'We arranged a meeting (with the producer), I showed my tits, and I had a job'

Life can be simple


Title: Re: Heavy Metal 2000
Post by: Just Plain Horse on July 05, 2006, 12:55:00 PM
AlexB Wrote:
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> Picked up the DVD in a bargain bin. I was warned
> by your review and it is every bit as useless as
> you say it is. I've seen episodes of X-men that
> were better animated. The extra features are
> amusing though. Mine has a kind of 'Life and works
> of Julie Strain', in which among other things she
> explains how she got into movies.
>
> 'We arranged a meeting (with the producer), I
> showed my tits, and I had a job'
>
> Life can be simple

Funny thing is, Julie does that to anyone who's about to give her money. She also showed her tits to the taxi driver that took her there, the receptionist, and any passers by who stopped moving for more than 3 seconds. Just taking advantage of idiots, right? Sad, really.


Title: Re: Heavy Metal 2000
Post by: Andrew on July 05, 2006, 05:01:22 PM
Yep, Julie pretty much had the market cornered on "Breasts With An Attitude" for a while.  Does anyone know who took her place as the angry breasts queen?  I am out of the loop on this one.

Man, when is "Day of the Warrior" coming to DVD?  At least that had the little Asian guy with the Elvis fixation in it.