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Title: "Warrior of the Lost World" Haiku
Post by: Andrew on July 03, 2006, 10:53:09 PM
Cruising on Einstein
I must find a razor soon
Mach three is too fast


Title: Re: "Warrior fo the Lost World" Haiku
Post by: The Burgomaster on July 04, 2006, 06:34:29 AM
Robert Ginty sucks
Fred Williamson sucks as well
Heaven help us all


Title: Re: "Warrior fo the Lost World" Haiku
Post by: Dr. Whom on July 04, 2006, 09:50:46 AM
Alas no grease gun
Beretta is the choice of
Omega henchmen

This is fun!


Title: Re: "Warrior fo the Lost World" Haiku
Post by: Scott on July 04, 2006, 11:39:51 AM
You have to love this one. It's now on my list, but I won't pay no more than $3.


Title: Re: "Warrior of the Lost World" Haiku
Post by: ulthar on July 04, 2006, 04:25:37 PM
Andrew Borntreger
produces haiku; causes:
too much Billy Jack

:)


Title: Re: "Warrior of the Lost World" Haiku
Post by: Fearless Freep on July 04, 2006, 09:53:40 PM
Donald Pleasence stars
You know you are in trouble
Unless you crave cheese


Title: Re: "Warrior of the Lost World" Haiku
Post by: Gerry on July 05, 2006, 11:09:01 AM
Andrew's review makes
Reader laugh long and loudly
Better than movie.


Title: Re: "Warrior of the Lost World" Haiku
Post by: Andrew on July 05, 2006, 05:04:10 PM
Oh, come now Gerry, "Warrior of the Lost World" is a classic science fiction b-movie.  It has crazy science, an oppressive government, armored vehicles, and even a talking motorcycle.  No matter how much Einstein annoys me, there is something endearing about a talking motorcycle.

Granted, I see little reason that the mechanical twerp talks, except to make me clap when Megaweapon rolls over it.


Title: Re: "Warrior of the Lost World" Haiku
Post by: Just Plain Horse on July 05, 2006, 05:37:51 PM
Fearless Freep Wrote:
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> Donald Pleasence stars
> You know you are in trouble
> Unless you crave cheese


Undoubtedly the best haiku yet. Whatever possessed Pleasence to become an actor anyway? The guy belonged in the DMV telling you to move forward and stand in front of the screen for your license photo. Why couldn't Micheal Myers kill him in every Halloween sequel?

Bad sound fx
Lame hero on weak cycle
****ing Donald Pleasence!


Title: Re: "Warrior of the Lost World" Haiku
Post by: Gerry on July 05, 2006, 05:51:55 PM
Andrew, your review is nearly ALWAYS better than the movie.


Title: Re: "Warrior of the Lost World" Haiku
Post by: Flangepart on July 11, 2006, 12:04:01 PM
Megawepon and Einstine.
Bots love one, hate other.
Mads foiled agine!