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Hey guys I'm new to the board but I'm also new to bad movies, I was first interested in B -Movies when I saw SKINNED DEEP and since then it has just snowballed, and now B -Movies are maybe my favirote kind of movies. Well anyways I was looking for new movies, I;m looking along the lines of a movie with horrible acting, great one-liners, and pretty much just a bad movie, if anyone has ever seen SKINNED DEEP, I am looking for something along the lines of that, thanks alot in advance.

Have you ever heard of a movie called "Killer Condom"? How about "Monsturd"?

Starcrash
Battle Beyond the Stars

Legend of the Chupacabra (2000) (http://www.roguecinema.com/article-287--0-0.html)

Mind-blowingly bad.

Dracula 3000, which is not intentionally funny like you probably like, but might as well be.

Maybe the Aughts (2000's) version of How to Make a Monster is your speed?

get some Don Dohler films, Nightbeast and Alien Factor I recommend horrible acting and memorable bad scenes, it's a laugh riot!

House of the Dead II.  NOT the first one.  That was just stinky.  The second made me giggle a lot, some cute little political references in it...

Another Don Dohler film worth finding is Stakes from a few years ago. A premise that would need a much bigger budget to be done well, bad acting, dodgy CGI (a vampire running away holding a freshly severed head which is clearly the actress running along and everything from the neck down digitally removed, stakings done done by CGI to save costume cleanup I guess), a tacky sex scene (out of shape guy, woman with implants that look like they're full of helium, better looking woman onl the sidelines). The vampire queen from another dimension arrives on our world wearing a watch that disappears and reappears, included in the extras is a blooper reel where the actress realizes she's been filming for a while with the watch on).

Heh, well that's your opinion!

wow, the tacky sex scenes must be Dohler's signature. I remember in Nightbeast there was the two that started having sex in the most inappropriate time...and the guy had a gray afro while the chick looked pretty old.

...a couple of low-budget UK films from the 70's that simply defy belief - 'bad-movie' wise:

"Horror Hospital"

and one just called "Terror", from 1979

 :hot:

I guess ya work with what ya got, zombiedudeman. Or worse than a signature, maybe he has a fetish for them!

haha that would be disturbing if he was into ugly people having sex. I heard the commentary though and he says they were local friends, yep no other options. There is this one hot blonde chick with big knockers that was in 2 of his movies but never got naked like the old people.

Now here's some more extremley bad laugh out loud movies but with the right kinda people naked  :thumbup:

(http://www.joebobbriggs.com/dvdbookimages/Samurai%20Cop%20DVD.jpg)

(http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0002VER3S.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg)

What, that the first one blew or the second was giggly?   :smile:

LADY TERMINATOR is a film I've been wanting to see since I first saw the trailer for it.

How about some good ole fashion 70s women in prison flics?

Escape from Hell and House of Whipcord.

AND, lets not forget....

SUPER INFRAMAN!
MANOS:THE HANDS OF FATE....but be strong, or do not attempt it!
any film by Bill Rabane.
Any film by Ted V. Mikles.

Zombiedudeman, on the commentary for stakes with Dohler and the director, he makes sure to point out that eveyone involved in the scene signed releases and that no one was coerced or filmed without their prior knowledge of what the scene entailed, maybe more than one IIRC. Made me wonder if he had a problem with that on other films and wanted to make sure to have a legal disclaimer for CYA purposes. Odd and kinda funny.

Plus after seeing her acting and her website -  being a goth/fetish model/actress with ridiculously large implants willing to do nudity is probably the only reason anyone would put Syn DeVille in a movie anyway.

Merciful heavens, I just saw STARCRASH for the first time yesterday --
You really gotta go pretty far to get beyond that for sheer blithering stupidity, acting that transgresses merely bad into incomprehesible -- re.  Just what in the name of Allah are these facial expressions supposed to convey!?!?! -- and "special" effects in the same sense that there's a "special" bus for "special-needs" children at my wife's school --
I read Andrew's review of it here & doesn't even go as far as he could, though he does hit some main points, especially those really really dumb brass cylinders to crash through the bad guys' windows in space . . .
Just amazingly awful!!
peter johnson/denny crane

Skinned Deep is in my opinions the best bad movie ever made.  However "The Evil Dead" was quite commical and I'm looking forward to renting "Evil Dead 2".  Also Dark Harvest has Gloriously bad acting as well as terrible special effects and an always awesome scarecrow murdering teens theme.

 :bouncegiggle: Here is a really bad one for you (no one gets nekkid, unfortunately)

Operation Delta Force (1997): www.imdb.com/title/tt0119839 (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119839)

Just look up and find films directed by the following:

Ed Wood
Larry Buchanan
Albert Pyun
Bill Rebane
Coleman Francis
Jerry Warren

Not a bad starting off place. There's so many more who could be named, many believe it or not perhaps far worse.

And oh if you want me to name one bad movie I believe all bad movie fans should suffer through at least once, my recommendation is JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH (1989).

G-MEN FROM HELL.

a Super hero, 2 feds back from the dead, a rampaging robot, an evil living hand puppet, a mad scientist, Satan, and gary Bussy as the gay detective!

This movie has damn near everything! :thumbup:

Guys... I think he's gone. :bluesad:

I think he's dead, he watched too many of the suggestions in one sitting! 

Allas, I hardly knew ye.