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Police officer gains super kabuki powers.

Uhg.  This movie is almost as bad as Headless Eyes.  The chopsticks of death were pretty good though . . .

Is it me... or does it look like bob hope in the blonde wig in the picture for this review?

Dude, I can't BELIEVE you forgot in the "stuff to watch for" to mention the sex scene between Lotus and and whatshisname!  (It's like an hour and fifteen minutes or so into the film.)

Also, I can't believe you didn't get a wav of that famous line, "Hey, Officer, what are you taking notes for?  There were only three people killed..."  

Anyway, other then those two minor points, great review.  And a GREAT film too.  Pity that the actress who played Lotus doesn't appear in anything else...  (wonder if I can write to her through Troma?  hmmm...)

Mike

SGT Kabukiman is one of the most fun films I've ever seen. Don't you just love Troma. Pity we don't actually see the toddlers getting sliced up. That's a darn shame. But hey you get to see a thug get his head stamped on until it bursts. The guys on the wanted poster in the police cheif's office are the directors, Lloyd Kaufman and Michael Herz. Bring more like this out Troma.

Another gem from Troma of course!!. Can't wait for part 2.

Is Bob Hope in this movie?

Fun, crap movie. Has a "so late 80s, early 90s" feel. Anyone have lyrics to the theme song?

The coolest superhero ever!!!
Gotta love that theme tune!
Rembrandt is the coolest villain!
The cartoon on the DVD version is also very cool!...

One of my favorite films! GO-OH KABUKIMAN! Troma is considered one of the best of the worst film studios today. For anyone who is interested, you can find their homepage at www.troma.com. Or you can visit their cybertown, www.tromaville.com.

This was a helluva fun movie, because I couln´t stop laughing. For example, the police station was full of cops who acted stupid in the background and the fight and flight scenes were cheesy and couple of kids gets stabbed in the prolouge. Anyway, I got to say this: Kabukiman sanjo!

Got to stand with ZackClash on this one--that @#%& song keeps going through my head. If I had the lyrics, at least I could sing along.

I thought the movie was great. I hated the way the movie had some family humor, though. Like when the main crook is calling that ugly moron guy with braces a "weeny". He said that almost 10 times, and it got a bit excessive. But other than that, this movie is great. I love the part when the pimp slaps the ho. Is it possible for someone to not like seeing a ho get backhanded? Anyways, I think this movie needs a big-name anime company to do an anime of this. Also, if you love Rocky Horror Picture Show, see Cannibal:The Musical, also a Troma release, from the creators of Southpark.

GREAT ENTERTAINMENT!!! screem at anyone who hates this movie!! first off i LOVED the villen, a power rangers ripoff with two gray hands and a green wang!!!! also the scene with the kabuki shootout was awsome (i loved Lloyds spoof of the media)KABUKIMAN AND TOXIE ARE THE GREATIST THINGS KNOWN TO MAN!!!!!!!!! TROMA RULES!!!!!!!!AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!  

   What the hell is this s**t?!!! TROMA hasnt ever made a good movie. Yeah I understand they are poor and have a small budgit, seriously, who the f**k would write a movie about a cop that turns into a Kabuki, asian thingy. If it wasnt for Nuke em High 1 and 2, Toxic Avengers 1 and 2 and Class of 1999, Sgt. Kabukiman NYPD would probably be the worst movie I ever seen, even though I watch it everytime its on.........

Its good...veeerrrrryyy good...Kabukiman SanJO!!!!!

Oh, my! One of the best TROMA movies i've seen, well...except for Citizen Toxie (Toxic avenger part IV)!!! Gotta love all those great extra features on the DVD...Kabuki-Maaaaan!

ARE YOU NUTS???? This movie is the most teriffic movie ever to be made! Forget Terminator, Hollow Man or Jurrasic Park...if you want extraordinary SFX WATCH THIS MOVIE!!!! It´s is the best movie ever to be made! Like it or DIE!!!! HAIL TO THE TROMA-TEAM!!!!!!!!!!!!

 tis good to be on the side of the just isn't it

C'mon now, this movie was just plain terrible. My friends brother bought this dvd for 2 dollars, and he got ripped off. He warned us this was the worst movie ever. We should have listened. The fan blowing crap?! What the heck was that?! They had a bugdet of what, $100? And that car chase or whatever it was with the clown?!?!?!?! There's no doubt that this was the worst movie any of my friends had seen. I'll admit i got a kick out of the theme song, but comeon! Everyone who's seen that movie is now more stupid than they allready were.

I love all Troma movies but this is the best of them I can't wait to watch the others in the Kabukiman series

A. Isn't kabuki a form of Japanese theater?
B. Do kabuki actors have any special powers?
C. Given A and B, does this movie's plot make one freakin' ounce of sense?

Answers:
A. Yes.
B. No.
C. HECK NO!

This movie is going for 12 bucks at the Troma site.  Is it worth buying?

I'd buy it in a store, but they never seem to have this one.  They have a few other Troma flicks at the store, but never this one.

If you don't have a problem with buy movies off half.com or ebay, you might trying searching there.  I get a lot of my movies from there, since I can get them cheap for the most part (Unless it's something rare).

I never even thought to check there. 

I'll have to give it a look tonight after work.  Thanks.

No problems, I don't always get movies off of there, since sometimes it's just cheaper for me to buy it off amazon.com. 

I really hate this movie.But at the same time i love it. And it isn't bad when compared to, oh, say, Dark Star (the #1 cause of suicide in the 90's, I'm sure). :cheers:

It was stupid at times, but just too funny.