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Title: Barn of the Blood Llama
Post by: jug@mail.utexas.edu on November 09, 1998, 12:22:31 PM
Pretty accurate review, I'd say. Thanks for the ancillary highlights (the wavs, jpegs, Mpegs, etc.)
Your site is incredibly comprehensive about the films you review...keep up the good/bad work.
Kevin West
Director, Barn of the Blood Llama

PS- look for our next project sometime in 2000 A.D. Rowdy Round-Up: Night of the Killer Pinatas. It's a lesbian rodeo/killer pinata extravaganza. (This one will hopefully be more like Ed Wood on funding)


Title: Barn of the Blood Llama
Post by: Celt Sox@aol on March 16, 1999, 09:24:36 PM
what a great plot. Acid spitting lamas. Hey the writer was probable on acid when he came up with this script. How did you guys find this poor excues of film any way. I have seen better film on my teath. Yet this site is great full of funny stuff. Beware the Lamas!


Title: Barn of the Blood Llama
Post by: William on March 24, 1999, 10:02:40 AM
   This is the best "bad" movie I have ever seen!  The acid-spitting llamas are great!  Even so, it is not for all tastes.


Title: Barn of the Blood Llama
Post by: sscob@eartlink.net on April 02, 1999, 06:50:36 PM
Probably would have spent more time exploring this site ( B.O.B.Llamas ) if that goddamn yahoo wasn't singing "Momma loves a Llama" the whole time ...It's enough to make Charles Manson go straight.


Title: Barn of the Blood Llama
Post by: M.T. on January 21, 2000, 10:25:27 PM
Question to Andrew the Reviewer - Did you get a special version of this movie? When I watched BOTBL alot of the scenes and pictures you have there are in color, meanwhile the one I have they are black-and-white.. BTW: I thought Barn was one of the funniest movies I've ever seen in my life, I truely hope some film company sees this movie someday and buys it so people could rent this at video stores and then Mr. West could someday get the recognition he deserves. Also I can't wait for Rowdy Round-Up: Night of the Killer Pinatas as mentioned below!


Title: Barn of the Blood Llama
Post by: fenris@badmovies.org on February 08, 2000, 10:04:31 PM
I do not believe it was a special version, Kevin West contacted me over a year ago and then sent me the screener, perhaps it changed some before he settled on the movie?  Best bet:  Hop over to the Barn of the Blood Llama website and shoot him an email.


Title: Barn of the Blood Llama
Post by: Ronald Reagan on March 10, 2000, 02:11:53 PM
Yes, the llamas were fascinating.


Title: Barn of the Blood Llama
Post by: w00t on May 23, 2000, 08:35:02 PM
This is one of the strangest movies I ever seen in my life. I'll admit, one unique thing is the plot, I wouldn't be suprised if the writer for this film dropped acid before writing the script for this movie. This movie featured some of the most bizarre scenes and ideas in film history. I was sort of expecting this movie to be more of a horror than a comedy. The F/X were so poorly done, it just didn't give you that horror movie feel. Im guessing all of the actors had no acting ability at all, since the editor dubbed over EVERY SINGLE character in the movie, I don't think thats ever been done with a American made film.


Title: Barn of the Blood Llama
Post by: D.A.F on August 24, 2000, 04:34:54 PM
There's three words that come to mind with this movie: Seriously !@#@$ up! anyone who is willing to make whopski with a Llama gets points in my book! Other than that...this movie stinks


Title: Barn of the Blood Llama
Post by: on October 12, 2000, 03:00:15 AM
Damn I have never seen any movie this bad in my whole entire life. I swear. It's pretty amazing that anything so intentional in its badness still admirably succeeds.  Suddenly "Forbidden Zone" and even "Redneck Zombies" are friggin Scorcese.   We get plenty of (llama) booty shots along with the occasional (human) tit, which always goes "Sprooooiiinng."  It's beautiful, but might take a whole lotta Colt 45 and some Valium to sit through it....you've been warned....3 hours later my head still hurts.


Title: Barn of the Blood Llama
Post by: anonymous on November 25, 2006, 04:10:12 PM
I like the "hoof through chest disease" scene, but why is that guy's chest made out of grapefruit chunks?


Title: Barn of the Blood Llama
Post by: Alicia on October 05, 2002, 10:41:34 PM
This movie was so heinous, I could barely watch.  It was nearly impossible to understand, due to the editing, the graininess of the footage, and the awful dubbing. The asinine mayhem completely overshadowed the cool llama action.


Title: Barn of the Blood Llama
Post by: Dave:Blackeye15 on November 25, 2006, 04:09:49 PM
I just watched the littie movie thingie or about half of it. It freaked me out! That's seen just scared the $#%^ out of me. I mean I was just waiting for the movie to finish loading first and then it just started playing before I was ready! I quickly paused it and just sat there for say 30 seconds breathing heavly. I kinda and don't kinda want to see this movie. (How'd they get a llama to move it's head and mouth like that I wonder.)

-the first rule of fat club-


Title: Barn of the Blood Llama
Post by: trollificus on November 25, 2006, 04:10:12 PM
Amazing. I had posted a question on a forum about "Bad movie you had most enjoyed"...found your site to refresh my memory, and stayed for quite a while.

The scariest thing is that this video is available, and (how like a bad movie) my hand moved OF ITS OWN VOLITION towards my wallet. A little quick machete work saved my sanity, as I need to make a contribution to our webmasters' paypal link for "Booze and whores in Rio". (Not kidding) But I'll be back, and maybe contribute to the site by purchasing something.

Thanks. Good work, man.


Title: Barn of the Blood Llama
Post by: trollificus on November 25, 2006, 04:09:49 PM
Fenris...'Barn of the Blood Llama website???? Ah, there's that last little shred of sanity, there on the floor next to my severed hand...


Title: Barn of the Blood Llama
Post by: elvisfest on November 25, 2006, 04:09:49 PM
The Official BARN OF THE BLOOD LLAMA website
has moved to-
http://www.laits.utexas.edu/klw/

You can also get info about LlamaVision's latest schlock project-
ROWDY ROUNDUP: Night Of The Killer Pinatas at
http://www.rowdyroundup.com

Remember: no animals (or pinatas) were harmed or pleasured during the making of these projects.


Title: Re: Barn of the Blood Llama
Post by: norman bates on January 14, 2008, 03:38:27 PM
This movie is absolutely the worst movie I have ever sen in my entire life. It was THAT good. We have seen everthing from Microwave Massacre to Basketcase and everything in between but the this was the most bizarre thing. I was just shocked in all manner.


Title: Re: Barn of the Blood Llama
Post by: HarlotBug3 on May 14, 2008, 12:32:29 PM
Just what I needed, yet another movie that I have to see in the worst way.


Title: Re: Barn of the Blood Llama
Post by: Nakedricci on March 25, 2010, 12:16:19 PM
if anyone knows where to get a copy of this, I'd love to find one. eschroed@wiley.com