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Updated review.  There is only one movie where you can hear Frosty the Snowman say, "I'm so hungry I could eat a WHORE!" and that is this film.  Yes, I mean the, "Happy Birthday!" Frosty the Snowman.

I saw the cover to this box and was traumatized at the idea of killing humans for food. Well, I was around 4 or 5 years old at the time. SO I avoided the film for ages, until.... a friend plays a cruel trick and rents it. I had no otehr choice than to see it. It was funny and stupid. It had it's moments of humor. the only part that seemed to disturb me was the polka dots/technicolot dots coming out of the wife's decapitated head. Funny s**t, man.

This the goriest motion picture EVER made! This is the most disgusting, disturbing movie I have ever seen! Donald the canabal would kick the crap out of the tall man, Michael Myers, and jason all at the same time! This makes DEAD ALIVE look like a kids movie! If you think this movies gory, you ain't seen nothing yet, watch for MICROWAVE MASSACRE 2000:FRESH MEAT! The defective wires in the microwave causes radiation to emit from Donalds pacemaker, bringing him back from the dead and turning him into an unstopable killing machine! MICROWAVE MASSACRE 2000:FRESH MEAT!!!!!!!!

When I first saw this video in a video store,it looked like some totally sick gorefest,but I was only 9 at the time,and now I absoloutley love horror movies! So just out of curiosity I rented Microwave Massacre,and found it to be a comedy!In my mind it is a classic(the crimebusters scene is a classic)If you are in the mood for laughing at crappy but very funny humor I highly reccomend it!

This movie was great. I loved the beginning! But the movie itself was also good. I like the line "I'm so hungry I could eat a whore." very much. And Donald doesn't become a canibal on purpose, he does it by accident, which is more realistic. Overall, a great movie.

Is everyone aware that the guy who played Donald also did the voice for the children's christmas special "Frosty The Snowman"? I only saw Microwave Massacre once, but now every time I see Frosty, the voice reminds me of it.

Finally saw this movie again for the second time (the last time was back in 80's).  Great movie!  Love that big microwave!  I have a microwave from the 80's which I still use today, but it's not nearly that big.  Lots of tits and some great lines.  Hope someday they finally release a dvd of this classic movie.

Yup! I rented this before, was searching for a sound clip or something to send my friend. This movie is so friggen bad..My friend fell asleep watching it, during the day.. I wanna know who the fat bastard is that kills his wife, hes a crappy comedian!

The Fat Bastard crappy comedians name is Jack Vernon. I think this movie its just a classic to have a couple of friends over and just laugh at how corny the jokes are!!! So bad, its almost good!!! Of course lines that I consider  a favorite is the very popular "I'm so hungry, I can eat a whore"

Another one I love is when he is at the doctor for a checkup
The Doc tells him he's okay but reminds him that he is what he eats..Donald (Jack Vernon) then looks at the camera and says "Gee..., I hope not!"  LoL

In case anybody is interested Jackie Vernon was also in the video for the Sister sledge single 'Frankie'. He played 'Frankie'- a postman that the girls all seem to be interested in. Must be the haircut.

It's true everyone (well at least one of my friends) keeps a hatchet in the kitchen.

I love this movie!  My brother and I call it "Frosty Goes Bananas".

Gotta love any movie with the sister in law tied up in a closet with green molded bread in her mouth.  No matter how hard I look,  I can never buy Chinese Chick anywhere.

Did you know you can get Microwave Massacre now on DVD? I saw it online at Bestbuy.com, but it doesn't come out until March 14th. I can't wait to get it, and from what I understand, it's the never before seen unrated and uncut version.

Yes! Uncut DVD is coming in March 2006. I love this film! I've already pre-ordered.

I saw this again yesterday. Some friends and I rented it back in the 80's and I've been searching for it ever since. Netflix has it!!!

I loved this film, i saw it the first time when i was about 12 years old. My parents pretty much let me watch what i wanted on the account that i did special makeup effects. anyway i think it is one of the funniest films i have ever seen. A total spoof on women, sex, and of course cannabalism. I think my favorite part is when the bum is digging through the trash and finds the severed hand which he uses to scratch his genitals with.I also like the part where donald is killing his wife with the saltshaker and he stops to throw some salt over his shoulder for good luck.. lol!! This flick belongs in any gorehounds collection. I was excited when i found it on dvd finally after years of searching.

You know, all of this could have been averted if Frosty had just gotten off his fat sexist ass and made his OWN damn sandwiches.

Misogyny leads to cannibalism. You heard it here first, folks!

I was happy to find out that I wasn't the only one on earth who has seen this movie! The giant woman sandwich is freakin hilarious

Craig Muckler is planning on a whole new movie with his original intent on the dark humor!  From what I have read it's great!  He is actively searching for investors as he wants to keep this as an independent film.  To contact Craig go to the facebook page  Microwave Massacre Movie! :hatred: :tongueout: :bouncegiggle:

I hadn't seen this movie in years, but I recently bought the DVD and watched it a few nights ago.  I find this to be a hugely entertaining movie . . . as low budget and cheesy as you can get . . . but very watchable and great for repeat viewings.  Invite some friends over and watch it for a few laughs.