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Title: Maleorvs
Post by: psychoclone on September 06, 1999, 07:58:27 AM
I watched this on realplayer and came to a conclusion. This movie was absolutely f***ing hysterical! When stuff actually started to happen. Like the scene where kevin melts. It's actually pretty coll, but then he falls to the floor dead and what do they say? "Somebody's got some explaining to do." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That's an oscar clip if I ever saw one! And am I the only one who thought Maleorvs sounded like the swedish chef from the muppets? Incredible!


Title: Maleorvs
Post by: dirge@dmv.com on October 08, 1999, 10:44:44 PM
Hey Andy,
   What's up!? Hey man, I was just cruising the net when I came across this.  10 points out of 10 for putting the old "M" on the net.  Just to let you know, about a year ago, Gary and I were in serious discussions of REMAKING this flick.  Think about it:  I've got a wall full of awards for videography, Gary is a Sys Adm for CD Now, and Josh is 3/4 the way through getting his doctorate degree.  We have skillz now.  Back in the day; we had 2 VCRs, a home camcorder, and an Esoniq...er...something-or-rather.  Now we have a three chip DV camera, a Steady-cam, and a NL editing suite.  Holy balls, dude.  It might actually turn out looking like we intended!  Until then, Gary and I would like to do a "Criterion" version of Maleorus for you were we (get really drunk and) give commentary on the film.  Naturally, you'll have to publish it on the web.

Later,

D.R. Jarrell



Title: Maleorvs
Post by: James on November 25, 2006, 04:10:12 PM
I've known that Andy has had this movie up on his site for sometime now. When I need a double-scoop of embarrassment and humility, I just punch up this sight. Yes, I am the James that pretended to be an actor portraying a lemming in a no-budget horror film. I can only think of couple instances where worse acting was caught on film, but the drunk-drivers on COPS have an unfair chemical disadvantage. Anyway, I think my "acting" speaks for itself and I needn't say more about it here.
James "James" Sharp


Title: Maleorvs
Post by: on April 02, 2000, 07:58:47 PM
I haven't watched this movie, but it looks like it would suck ass. Even though this is true, I some questions I want answered: How in the hell do you edit a movie on two VCRs, and how can I do it. I'm planning on filming a movie with a camcorder, and want to edit it in a quick way. I'd appreciate it.


Title: Maleorvs
Post by: Thundercracker on May 26, 2000, 12:19:33 PM
Okay, I just watched this thing on Realplayer.  Can I ask you something?  Would you please kick Gary for me the next time you see him?  Tell him I want 42 minutes of my life back.  Ouch.  Where the hell did they come up with this crap?  Even for a high school project.  Come on, now.  Woof.


Title: Maleorvs
Post by: on November 25, 2006, 04:09:49 PM
I took a look at the film, and I kind of liked it.  The music was actually pretty good, and it was pretty funny, especially the melting scene.  If this is remade, this'll probably be the version everyone'll want to see, the original Maleorvs.


Title: Maleorvs
Post by: on November 25, 2006, 04:09:49 PM
it looks like they used a , no it couldn't be,...a Flashlight?!?!? for lighting. god this is extremely low budget. i forever shall be disturbed by this movie (shudders).


Title: Maleorvs
Post by: A.J. Deal on November 25, 2006, 04:10:12 PM
OMG Andy..... I am so old now. Thanks for the journey down memory lane. The initial shock has worn off, now I just look back with humor at what we did. A bunch of teenagers with some VERY low budget stuff. Dry ice in Gary's room... (We put it in the tub and screwed his moms plumbing up bad) Josh and his music.... Todd "the art God".... D.R. and his hair... Spending hours in "the makeup chair".... Not bad really concidering we had NO CLUE about what we were doing..... Remember the "Poor Man's Porno" movies? These movies were nuts.... Showing only Legs and shoulders.... God I'm old now....


Title: Maleorvs
Post by: Sam on November 25, 2006, 04:09:49 PM
Has anyone noticed that when the guy's face 'melts off', his hands are backwards?


Title: Maleorvs
Post by: Arm Commander on December 27, 2005, 09:55:08 AM
What is this filth that I stomped on? Oh, just this movie. I, the Arm Commander, sends this message to blow itself up. Do NOT watch this movie. Ever.


Title: Maleorvs
Post by: Hero on November 25, 2006, 04:09:03 PM
Where can I get a copy of this movie? Damn it looks really awesome!!

Why are you looking at me like that?


Title: Re: Maleorvs
Post by: Ryan on February 26, 2008, 08:10:24 PM
Hey,

You have a what looks to be a lot of "good" movies on here espeically this one, but they are so hard to find to buy. How did you come across these skull rated movies and how might I find my way to them or this one specifically


Title: Re: Maleorvs
Post by: Andrew on February 26, 2008, 11:21:52 PM
Hey,

You have a what looks to be a lot of "good" movies on here espeically this one, but they are so hard to find to buy. How did you come across these skull rated movies and how might I find my way to them or this one specifically

If the movie was available when I wrote the review (or updated it), a link to purchase it via Amazon is provided.  I have been collecting films for years, so I have a lot of titles that are on VHS, LD, and DVD.  "Maleorvs" was a (high school) student film done by some friends of mine.

Ebay is always a good place to look for hard to find films.  Ditto with video liquidator stores, flea markets, and mom and pop rental stores going out of business.


Title: Re: Maleorvs
Post by: J.D. on April 16, 2008, 12:30:49 AM
Why don't you guys post the whole movie on youtube.com?


Title: Re: Maleorvs
Post by: Svroelam on July 12, 2008, 12:01:38 PM
I agree; Post this movie on YouTube.


Title: Re: Maleorvs
Post by: RDee on July 04, 2009, 03:06:37 PM
Quote
I'm planning on filming a movie with a camcorder, and want to edit it in a quick way.

Heehee person from a decade ago. Editing with two VCRs is not quick nor was it fun.


Title: Re: Maleorvs
Post by: TheDope on July 04, 2009, 03:34:12 PM
Why don't you guys post the whole movie on youtube.com?

Because it would make the Internet as we know it implode.   :buggedout:


Title: Re: Maleorvs
Post by: Pedro on July 05, 2009, 09:52:18 AM
hey!

i just found this site and have been amusing myself reading the reviews. however, i think you should cut this movie some slack, since it's a high school project made by a bunch of 16-year-olds in their bedroom. it's not like someone spent loads of dollars hiring "actors" and "screenwriters" like on some of the other movies you review.

still... lol@the kids cracking up in the wmv sample!