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Title: The Warrior and the Sorceress
Post by: El Nebuloso on November 25, 2006, 04:10:12 PM
Obviously, Kain is a Chaotic Evil character, in AD&D terms. The bastard wanders into town, tricks the rulers, doesn't object to torture, kills an innocent monster (crappily), empties the well (thereby killing the entire population), takes the remaining water, and leaves town. But not after taking what must be the entire village stockpile of terracs. What a scumbag, he's a worse hero than Lancelot. But who can blame him? With a career like David Carradine's it's no wonder he's a bit disillusioned/disgruntled. This is his afterlife: GOD: "I sentence you to do a crappy TV show about your only semi-popular movie, and it shall run for many seasons, and you shall always be known as "the Kung-Fu guy with a lisp"." DAVID: "NO! Strike me down now, God! Please spare me!" GOD: "Ha ha fat chance, sucker."

Don't you just love happy endings?


Title: The Warrior and the Sorceress
Post by: Poo Bah on September 05, 2000, 11:48:41 AM
Geeesh, you can't even mention that this is an obvious
reworking of Yojimbo?


Title: The Warrior and the Sorceress
Post by: Steve Grainger on September 06, 2000, 12:46:31 AM
The first thing that struck me about this movie, yes, I saw it in an actual theater, was that it was a blatent rip off off of that Clint Eastwood movie, "For a Few Dollars More" which was a rip off of a samuri film, "Yojimbo" which was ripped off again in that Bruce Willis film "Last Man Standing" but then there are only five plots, so what isn't a rip off?  Second, it had a sense of humor that made the stupidness easier to take.  Overall, it is fun if you can appreciate cheese like most films staring David Carridine.


Title: The Warrior and the Sorceress
Post by: Brian Lindsey on September 14, 2000, 01:34:00 PM
I vaguely recall seeing this flick on Cinemax back in the late 80s. It had lots of tits in it, so I watched it.


Title: The Warrior and the Sorceress
Post by: on November 25, 2006, 04:09:49 PM
Womens nipples are erect all the time... when they're running around naked in the cold cold air! Duh.


Title: The Warrior and the Sorceress
Post by: Poo Bah on November 25, 2006, 04:09:49 PM
Yojimbo, of course, is also a rip off...of THE GLASS KEY.

That's probably ripped off something else.


Title: The Warrior and the Sorceress
Post by: Funk, E. on November 25, 2006, 04:09:49 PM
I'm sorry, but I saw this and thought that 3 slimes was a bit generous. If you're not going to come up with your own plot then at least execute it with the proper penache or tongue in cheek. The humor was not strong enough or consistently evident enough to carry a plate of cheese. The film drags heavily in places to the point that I wish I had seen this with commercials! The T&A is ample but ferquently not presented very well almost (dare I say it) too much at any one time. That is to say the scenes with bare breasts last too long. Andy Sidaris threw them at us in truck loads but each scene is short enough or edited tightly enought that your not just staring at them for a minute and half while the actress stumbles through a speech or a dance as the case may be.


Title: The Warrior and the Sorceress
Post by: Steve on November 25, 2006, 04:10:12 PM
The Clint Eaestwood ripoff was "Fist Full Of Dollars"


Title: The Warrior and the Sorceress
Post by: Mo on November 25, 2006, 04:09:49 PM
If they want to sell more copies of this film, they should forget about mentioning David Carradine, and just concentrate on heavily publicizing the appearance of a four-breasted exotic dancer...it's the only recollection I have of this totally boring movie.  I'm guessing those breasts must be real, because they obviously didn't have the budget for special effects of that quality!


Title: The Warrior and the Sorceress
Post by: Fox Of Nod on November 25, 2006, 04:09:03 PM
This movie had a budget of what $3000.
If it had more money and better every thing else it might have been good.


Title: The Warrior and the Sorceress
Post by: WitchKing on November 25, 2006, 04:10:12 PM
This isn't too bad as low-budget fantasy epics go.  "Deathstalker" is better and "Wizards of the Lost Kingdom" is livelier if more empty-headed, but this one is fun to watch when you're alone and a bit plastered.  I was obsessed with the lizard lackey as a kid and the film's poster now hangs on my wall.


Title: The Warrior and the Sorceress
Post by: Someguy on November 25, 2006, 04:10:12 PM
Wow, all these mentions of story rip-offs! I was going to say "Fistful of Dollars" and "Yojimbo," but I see I have already been beaten to the punch. Anyway, if anybody is still interested, all of the previously mentioned movies (including this one) came from the novel "Red Harvest" by Dashiell Hammett. Yes, that Dashiell Hammett, who wrote a story about a private detective playing one gang off against another.


Title: The Warrior and the Sorceress
Post by: George on November 25, 2006, 04:10:12 PM
CRAPCRAPCRAP!!!!! I saw this at a theater and when a horny little 16 year old doesn't like a movie full of swords and boobs there must be something wrong (with the movie, not the teen). If its a cheesy, sex-and-nudity oriented sword-and-sorcery flick your'e looking for, check out the 1982 New World Pictures epic "Sorceress". This one has identical twins (with nice boobs!) who don't know that they're girls. In one hilarious scene, they see a naked man (we don't, thank God!) and think his "package" is some kind of weapon. Check this one out.


Title: The Warrior and the Sorceress
Post by: Hudson on November 25, 2006, 04:09:49 PM
It's a great schlock movie. Its got Swords made of rubber, reptilian thingies, sitting on a fat man's shoulder und quadro tits. Whaddaya need more. Heh!


Title: The Warrior and the Sorceress
Post by: Total Nut on November 25, 2006, 04:10:12 PM
One question: Was that David Carradine in the recent Yellowbook.com commercial as the guy who chants, "Yellowbook-dot-commmmm..." at the end? Because if it was, he's finally starting to look like his father (Oscar winner and B-Movie legend John Carradine, in case you didn't know already).


Title: The Warrior and the Sorceress
Post by: John Dashwood on November 25, 2006, 04:09:03 PM
My mates and myself have just watched it last night. What a great bad movie!

John


Title: Re: The Warrior and the Sorceress
Post by: Valentine Kutter on September 02, 2008, 11:38:38 PM
Sigh. They just dont make them like this anymore.
And theres a reason for that.
Still a good way to waste a little time with some good friends and some good food.
And where exactly does that stinger come out from  ?????

VK :thumbup:


Title: Re: The Warrior and the Sorceress
Post by: george on December 31, 2008, 06:32:42 PM
Yeah, it's a piece of crap alright! BUT, did you ever see "Ator The Fighting Eagle" (1983)? It stars Miles O'Keefe-need I say more? How about "Sorceress" (1982)? Released by New World Pictures, it looks like it cost $99 to make. Identical twins who've never seen a penis before and think it's some kind of weapon? That's hysterical! BTW, I saw all of these classics in movie theaters.


Title: Re: The Warrior and the Sorceress
Post by: BoyScoutKevin on February 05, 2009, 07:52:31 PM
Yeah, it's a piece of crap alright! BUT, did you ever see "Ator The Fighting Eagle" (1983)? It stars Miles O'Keefe-need I say more? How about "Sorceress" (1982)? Released by New World Pictures, it looks like it cost $99 to make. Identical twins who've never seen a penis before and think it's some kind of weapon? That's hysterical! BTW, I saw all of these classics in movie theaters.

Yeah, I've seen all three. That was in the day, when I saw anything that looked like a fantasy film, no matter how bad or good it was. Fortunately, my mind has forgotten more than I remember about these three films, except that I saw them.


Title: Re: The Warrior and the Sorceress
Post by: Umaril The Unfeathered on January 04, 2011, 09:28:13 PM
 Warrior And The Sorceress also went under the title Kain of Dark Planet.  I remember seeing a pic from the movie in a magazine years back (Fangoria, maybe) and that was the title they had for the movie.