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Title: Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
Post by: Vajra on November 25, 2006, 04:09:49 PM
   This is a bit different from the review, but still funny.  It is low budget, and something that is alot like bad 70s kungfu films and blacksploitation films.  When I watched it, and got to the first fight scene, I realized I needed to be drinking to watch this.  I paused it, and got some liquor.  By the musical number, I realized I just wasn't drinking fast enough.
This IS a funny movie, but it first requires some pre-moving drinking.  Second of all,don't expect it to be the awesomest funniest movie ever.  Just watch it for what it is, and its damn amusing.  I agree jesus should not have cut his hair, but oh well.  
Also, certain things in this movie are kept not too extravagant, because unlike previous reviewers, its not blasphemous, just modern.  Its a view of christianity that criticizes some dogma, but believes the heart of christianity is true.  Jesus's final speech does say that, where he thinks people should think for themselves.  Its only blasphemous in that most people wouldn't think of jesus as a kungfu vampire slayer.
This movie is entertaining, provided these few things: 1> you have alcohol, 2> you don't have a friend telling you this is the funniest movie in the world, 3> you enjoy low budget films, particularly low budget kungfu films, and of course, 4> you give it a chance without expectations.  If not, I could very much see how you'd hate this film.


Title: Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
Post by: brad on November 25, 2006, 04:09:49 PM
this film is puuuuure shiiiite!

Come to think of it, it isn't even a film.

Just plain horrible.

Give it up Lee, please, for you an embarrassment to the Canadian filmmaking community.

Can't wait to see Harry Knuckles 47. Sooo original.


Title: Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
Post by: Tashiro on November 25, 2006, 04:09:49 PM
Hi there! I'm from Ottawa where this movie was filmed, and had a chance to see the director in the theatre when it was playing.  A friend of mine is ... I think... a cousin to the director, and got to play one of the Athiests who gets beat up.  I loved the film, and it was great fun recognizing all the locations used.

I hope it comes out on DVD.


Title: Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
Post by: Eric on November 25, 2006, 04:09:49 PM
Just the title alone makes it worth buying. I'm going to keep an eye out for this one.


Title: Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
Post by: Rob Cooke on November 25, 2006, 04:09:03 PM
Where the bloody hell can i find this film in England? i want it.....i need it
P.S.whic band does the theme music as it is very cool


Title: Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
Post by: Andreas on November 25, 2006, 04:09:03 PM
Hell, seeing a kung-fu Jesus is excuse enough to get this title.

Pretty much so every flick with El Santo is gonna be MST material, so this would DEFINATELY be worth buying.


Title: Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
Post by: ShifterCat on November 25, 2006, 04:09:03 PM
With Tashiro (above) I got to see it in the theatre with the director and a few others present. They encouraged a certain amount of audience participation (cheer for the good guys, boo the bad guys, etc.), which made it great fun.

Fun facts: the Voice of God which addresses Jesus from a bowl of ice cream and cherries in the Hooters is played by a local movie critic, Jay Stone.

You can even get JCVH T-shirts, printed with cartoon versions of either the heroes or the villains.

Link is http://odessafilmworks.com


Title: Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
Post by: nazca on July 03, 2002, 03:01:10 PM
*Rofl*  I love it... I love it I love it I love it...


Title: Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
Post by: brittainy on March 11, 2004, 01:00:47 PM
I bought the thing on title alone... i was not dissapointed.  it was as bad as I had hoped.  it was a hit at our friday bad movie night


Title: Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
Post by: Guess my name! on November 25, 2006, 04:09:49 PM
Is this movie for real? I would think that watching this movie is akin to what a really weird parallel universe would be like where Jesus Christ knows more martial arts moves than Bruce Lee. I bet Father McGruder is his sidekick as well. Together they fight the evil forces of Zombies and Vampires to save humanity! I've got to hand it to the Canadians. They produce some really weird stuff from movies to really twisted individuals. I'm just disappointed that Tom Green wasn't cast as the Savior of all mankind.


Title: Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
Post by: David on June 17, 2002, 11:53:39 PM
From my home sweet home of Ottawa, Ontario, Canada... check out Harry Knuckles and the Treasure of the Aztec Mummy for more Lee Gordon DeMarbre goodness.


Title: Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
Post by: gash26 on June 18, 2002, 05:21:03 AM
HOLY s**t!!! This movie sounds like the greatest piece of art ever!! By the way has anyone ever heard of a film called El Frenetico and Go-girl? I found the soundtrack at a used CD store but have failed to find the film,  any help would be apriciated


Title: Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
Post by: Carl Pacheco on November 25, 2006, 04:09:49 PM
Piece of crap. As a Canadian though I shouldn't be surprised. Christianity only constitutes up to 30 percent of the Canadian populous. Blasphemous to a T. I only wish I had the chance to prevent this movie from ever being made.

P.S. It cost 40000$ to make this piece of garbage. Kevin Smith made Clerks  at 22000$.

Stupid Canadian blasphemous idiots. If only I knew where I could get a hold of the movie makers and confront them personally about it.


Title: Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
Post by: Eve on November 25, 2006, 04:09:49 PM
um..does this mean that Jesus doesn't like Vamps?

...err...are they bad or something?..I dindn't see the movie
just wanted to know if Jesus says that vampires are allowed.

I take it they aren't..right?


Title: Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
Post by: Xancharmos Prime on November 25, 2006, 04:09:49 PM
Ow, I friend brought this movie to my apartment.  Within ten minutes I wanted to get myself plastered and high to stop the pain.  I wish I wasn't out of booze and weed as it was too late to get any that night.  The pain.  The pain.  I have burned my television and my DVD player.


Title: Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
Post by: Davyd on November 25, 2006, 04:09:49 PM
What the holy gobs**te!**
Are you guys for real?! Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter was clearly the worst piece of junk I have ever witnessed. Movies with cheap sound and special effects usually get a laugh from me but this one was too much... there are boundaries to crappism, please, all who live for this film, get a life! it sucked!

REALITY FLASH: IT WASN'T EVEN FUNNY!

It could have been a little bit funny if Jesus had kept his traditional robe and hairdoo but no... he goes and gets a lame-ass haircut and an ADIDAS jumpsuit or something, man this blew!


Title: Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
Post by: whereshtecarrot on November 03, 2002, 06:34:08 PM
Wow.....still smiling....wow.....whoever came up with this concept is a genious


Title: Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
Post by: Jason on November 25, 2006, 04:09:49 PM
this is one of the best movies i have ever seen. i saw it the last day it was playing at The Mayfare in ottawa, and was hooked on it.
the movie is on DVD, and as far as i know it's available at Record Runner in Ottawa.
and yes, it has audio commentary


Title: Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
Post by: mookey on November 25, 2006, 04:09:49 PM
Great show!  And BTW, the vampires may be able to swim - but the priests blessed the lake.  So it was suddenly holy water.

freakin brilliant.

And it's $20 cdn on VHS, that's what I've got it on....


Title: Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
Post by: Empereur GHOULE on November 25, 2006, 04:10:12 PM
Sorry to disappoint you guys and gals, but this movie really sucks.

I want my fourteen canadian bucks (I paid for my friend and I) back!!!!

No, seriously, how could you :

- Make Jesus have a haircut AFTER ONLY 10 MINUTES!?!!?! The only things which history left us about the man is it's own bearded and long-haired image!!?!?!!? Without that, he is nothing BUT AN ORDINARY CRAPPY GUY!??!!?

- Not respect the synopsis. There was no Final Judgement Day. There was no "once the vampires are killed, we will all live in Heaven" funny thing like this. Everything happened like NOBODY cared.

- [BADLY] Post-synchronize all of the voices?!?!?! It's awful.

- Edit 85 minutes of a scenario helding no more than 15 minutes of content? You really stretched most of the scenes too far. Make a short movie of it and I will say : GREAT! A long feature only drags on and on.

And my negative comments could go on and on too. Seriously, I think it's sad such a great idea could have been
destroyed only because of incredibly bad decision making.
I know JCVH ghouls and gals worked hard on this project, but you know, sometimes, it's NOT a good idea to DIRECT and EDIT your movie.

The director really should make another version with an editor able to distance itself from the shooting and the images themselves.

It can really be done better than this.


Title: Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
Post by: Some Guy on November 25, 2006, 04:09:49 PM
I now have the pleasure of owning this on DVD.  I've been waiting a while to see it, and I must say it's everything I expected it to be (except the dubbed voices, but that just adds to it)  I mean, hell, it's better than the Star Wars Holiday Special.  It was once referred to as an instant cult classic -  I agree, if not for the Juses Kung Fu, then God as a bowl of Ice Cream


Title: Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
Post by: Matthew on November 25, 2006, 04:09:49 PM
NO!!!  This is the worst movie ever.  I have to now go buy it for my friend, the B movie buff.  I don't even think the sound, plot, or acting is good enough for a B rating.  It's definityly an F.  Completely laughable.  


Title: Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
Post by: Pyle on November 25, 2006, 04:09:49 PM
This is one of the funniest movies i've seen.  Everyone should buy it.  You can get it on amazon for like 10 bucks.


Title: Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
Post by: Mr. Peabody on November 25, 2006, 04:10:12 PM
I literally had to turn this movie off at minute #30. Not because it's bad, which it is, but because I was laughing so hard I could not funtion as a human being. I couldn't eat, talk, or even breathe. Desperately, I want to watch the rest of it, but I need about two hours to pause for fits of laughter.
Everything that has been written above is true, and then some. Horrible script, acting, wardrobe, editing, it's all there. The audio sounds like it's dubbed in English, from English, but it's about 1/2 second out of sync and the exact wording doesn't match. It's got the 80's-style makeover sequence of Jesus. It's got stop-motion violence like the Benny Hill Show. A mohawked priest riding shotgun on a moped. And the spinning cross that sings "Jeeeeesus" between scenes, oh don't even get me started on that. Dear Lord, this movie is so absolutely putrid it has come full-circle and is now a 'Work of Art' in my book. It is the funniest thing I have ever seen.

Todd


Title: Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
Post by: DConnor on May 07, 2004, 10:59:36 AM
...There are no words. *weeps for joy*


Title: Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
Post by: Paul on November 25, 2006, 04:09:49 PM
This is a BAD movie...it is so bad it is good!  My kids and I laughed our way through some of the funniest scenes in movie history....from the toothpicks as stakes in the heart to the incredible sounds a person makes when they are hit ... this movie was too much!  The only problem with all this is that the movie was never intended to be a comedy!  ;)

Did anyone else notice the incredible amount of blood that comes from a vampire's mouth when he is staked with either a toothpick or dart.  WOW!

If you accomplish nothing else in your lives...see this movie just once!  We caught it on Scream Channel and it was well worth it.


Title: Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
Post by: Jay on November 25, 2006, 04:10:12 PM
Everyone should see this movie, but don't take it for what it seems to be trying to be.  I absolutely loved it, because of how horrible it was.  I couldn't stop laughing at it.  How about the first line in the movie, "Where have all the lesbians gone?"  It really did go downhill from there.

WATCH IT!!!  BUY IT!!!  LOVE IT!!!


Title: Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
Post by: Butterbean on November 25, 2006, 04:09:03 PM
Oh my god! A movie about Jesus hunting vampires is BLASPHEMOUS? Who would have thought?

Anyway, this movie is great. A hit at parties and catholic funerals. Recommended!


Title: Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
Post by: on December 08, 2003, 06:42:05 PM
This is the greatest piece of cinimatography ever produced!!  I SMELL AN OSCAR!!


Title: Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
Post by: Brendan on November 25, 2006, 04:10:12 PM
It's fun, but in all fairness it's one gimmic stretched beyond its limits.  If you don't have buddies to MST3K it with, the movie will drag on.  Nonetheless, it has quite a few quoteable lines, such as "Where have all the lesbians gone.", and that Maria Moulton as Mary Magnum... daa-amn!  She smiles way too much for any sane person, but she provides a dazzling presence in JCVH.


Title: Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
Post by: Indigo Shift on November 25, 2006, 04:10:12 PM
No lie -- I own this DVD, and it ROCKS!  Forget "Dogma", forget "Rocky Horror", forget all that crap!  This one's even better than "Zoltan, Hound of Dracula"!!!  I'd love to see a sequel.


Title: Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
Post by: Nette on November 25, 2006, 04:10:12 PM
I have the (dis)honor of owning the DVD.... it has gotten me banned from bringing movies to parties ever again. So, enjoy, but beware with who you share the prize with...

"It's okay, Rabbi, I'm on your side!"


Title: Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
Post by: Raiden on November 25, 2006, 04:09:49 PM
This movie is incredible... it's so BAD and so GOOD at the same time, words can't even begin to describe it... oh my god, the fighting sequences... specially the one of the jazz club... the horrible acting, the sound effects, santos... it became an instant classic in my Crappy movie collection :)


Title: Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
Post by: Guy Incognito on May 20, 2004, 02:36:43 PM
That Ian Driscoll is a real good writer. He should do that for a living.


Title: Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
Post by: z3d on November 25, 2006, 04:09:03 PM
o my god, this movie kick ass hauahuhau holy s**t hehehe congratulations man, this is so funny, i loved it

hugs from Brasil


Title: Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
Post by: Jumping.AL on November 25, 2006, 04:09:49 PM
What a movie!
It has everything, a good christ needs!

I can't wait till the movie comes to Germany! :)



Title: Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
Post by: FH on November 25, 2006, 04:09:49 PM

I havn't seen this film but I'll get around to it alright... I'm a devout Catholic myself, of course I couldn't say until I see this film weather it is done with any reverance or none - the idea of a vampire slaying Saviour isn't nessesarily blasphemous... Isn't He the Original vampire slayer anyway? I've a feeling I'd be disappointed though..

I agree with JJ - anyone who wants the Truth should check the Bible... It's a good long read, but altogether Illuminating.

PEACE


Title: Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
Post by: SRBoone on November 25, 2006, 04:10:12 PM
It had been a dry day at the DVD store when I was taken aback by the audacity of this title. It just slapped me across the face and said "BUY ME!"

I love bad movies and this one is a keeper. I've seen it too many times to be considered sane.  And it made for a grand evening's entertainment as an entry into my "It Came From the Late Late Show" RPG lineup.


Title: Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
Post by: Eduardo on November 25, 2006, 04:09:49 PM
El Santo (not El Santos) is dead since 1983. However, his son 'El hijo de el santo' (the son of El Santo) is a very famous mexican wrestler.
I belive the santo here is none of them, it must be a guy with the silver mask.


Title: Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
Post by: Derek on November 25, 2006, 04:09:49 PM
For those who love crappy movies, get it. It's one of the best out there. Come on... using a crutch to stake a vampire is great! Even a tooth pick that look like it didn't even pierce skin!

As for those who go for movies that has great everything, don't bother touching this.


Title: Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
Post by: Dawn Thorp on November 25, 2006, 04:10:12 PM
I tell you what; I just started doing NetFlix a bit over a month ago, and it is a fantastic way to see a whole lot of movies from this list!  JCVH was one that my boyfriend and I wanted to check out, and we weren't disappointed!  Campiness is fantastic throughout!  Loved the fight scenes and some of the quotes, especially towards the end when Jesus says stuff like, "I'm EVERYWHERE!" and "And on the 7th day, God rested."  (or something like that!)  Also loved the narrator; he totally rocked and I laughed every time he was on!

Had a question--I dug the techo-style song during the athiest fight.  Was wondering who did that and if it's available anywhere?  Also is there a movie soundtrack?  Just curious, but definitely a fabulous funny movie!  NetFlix is great for trying out movies that I may want to purchase, and JCVH is going to be one of them!


Title: Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
Post by: Brad on January 02, 2005, 08:28:07 PM
I have actually seen this full movie, it was on IFC (Independant Film Channel)... Its definately a really bad movie, but none-the-less, if i find it anywhere, I will be sure to buy it- just to say that I have this movie.


Title: Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
Post by: Tyciol on November 25, 2006, 04:09:03 PM
God yes. This movie is god.

Now, who here has seen the film Kung Fu Jesus? If you want further information on THAT upcoming film, I suggest you contact me!


Title: Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
Post by: JJ on November 25, 2006, 04:09:03 PM
...Just another poke at Christianity--what else is new?

If someone wants the real Truth about Christianity, they can search for it in the Bible--not in some movie that purposefully, makes Jesus look bad.


Title: Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
Post by: juan on August 04, 2005, 07:26:02 PM
I am looking for anyone who has the music soundtrack for jesus christ vampire hunter.  I have the dvd but want the cd.  Very hard to find.  Mail me if you have it.  The movie rocks!!!


Title: Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
Post by: booga on November 25, 2006, 04:10:12 PM
Uh...did not read all the comments, but I think that the webmaster would like a small detail: the yellow haired priest with sunglasses getting killed at the beach with father Alban is "father Avellino".

This movie is simply great!


Title: Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
Post by: Jesus (it is no joke that is my name) on November 25, 2006, 04:10:12 PM
This is a great movie, the story was good and the fight sequences made me feel like i was watching a movie of Santo: El Enmascarado de Plata (I'am from Mexico) and for those who belive that this movie is meant to make Jesus look bad they have to see it to the end because at the end Jesus have a very truthfull line "Don't follow me, follow my teachings" oh and if someone knows where i can get the Harry Knuckles and the treasure of the Aztec Mummy movie please send me an e-mail


Title: Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
Post by: Mitchell Pineo on November 25, 2006, 04:10:12 PM
omg i loved that movie! it wasn't bad! it was halarious though. i didnt under stand the wrestler but i like his line "make sure you get my good side, or you'ill get on my bad side"


Title: Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
Post by: burlesque on November 25, 2006, 04:09:03 PM
I love this movie

...He came from heaven/Two stakes in his hand...

lol


Title: Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
Post by: Max Alan Zoller on November 25, 2006, 04:10:12 PM
Maybe the best film after "Life of Brian". Yes I'm an atheist (I hope that Jesus doesn't kick the crap out of me) but JCVS isn't really all that blasphemous. Yes Jesus does kung-fu, yes God talks to Jesus through a bowl of ice cream, yes Mary does say that God loves lesbians etc...but... Some messages in the film are really good: "Don't follow me, follow my teachings" and "There is nothing devious in love" are truly great phrases. That said this film is ultra-cool, and believe me, if Jesus was like the one in this movie, I'm going to become a cristian!


Title: Re: Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
Post by: Luriko-Ysabeth on February 07, 2008, 11:25:03 AM
It was your review of this movie that inspired me to rent it (and watch it with two friends and a sister), and we all loved it immensely (albeit with a few reservations, which keep it from being One of the Greatest [on the x-axis, where x equals entertainment derived] Movies of All Time). Thank you very much.

I confess to being puzzled by some of the comments: nobody watches a movie such as this for the Truth about anything (at least, I devoutly hope not), but rather for fun, entertainment, and theology bent as far as it can be without actively being insulted. (Some people also watch for insulted theology, but that isn't really my thing.) In addition, I didn't find the movie blasphemous so much as irreverent; the most questionable part might be that Christ was ridiculously underpowered for most of the movie, and I presume that was meant to give the population of Toronto every chance to get up off their butts and help save their own city from the vampires (and also because a movie that didn't would go as follows:
Vampires: Grraaagh...!
Christ: Be healed!
Vampires: *fall over as they turn back into living, breathing humans*
Audience: *snores* )
although it would have been nice if there'd been a line or two of dialogue that fully established this, perhaps in the cherries jubilee scene. (I also confess to being far too amused by the idea that, when apostles fail, it's time to call in El Santo or the nearest compatible thereof.)

But when it comes down to it, the plot remains the perfectly orthodox "the Son of Man comes to Earth, makes sure to look like any ordinary slob, gets attention with eye-catching stunts, specifically ministers to a group often perceived as outcast by God as well as man, and witnesses to/preaches love, understanding, and not murdering people for your own vanity," albeit festooned with vampires, luchadores, hot women, nonhot women inexplicably presented as hot, a ton of jokes from a nonhostile standpoint, and modern-day Toronto. I would certainly recommend this for viewing and discussion by the teen education class of any sufficiently irreverence-tolerant church, including that of my own.


Title: Re: Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
Post by: Magi on March 10, 2008, 10:10:14 PM
I am a proud owner of this movie. I love it!


Title: Re: Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
Post by: Java Black on May 21, 2008, 01:20:50 PM
I must say... one thing perplexes me (I realize the movie isn't to be taken seriously, but this little thing bothers me).

When the vampires are "cured"... why do they take on the personalities of the lesbians whose skin they are wearing instead of their own pre-vampire personalities?
Or were they lesbians (and a bi) prior to being infected with vampirism by coincidence?

It seems that the list of things learned should be that the soul is carried through the skin...


Title: Re: Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
Post by: DoctorMcShocker on February 06, 2009, 09:56:59 PM
My friend, my little brother and i just finished this movie and let me say that this movie is the reason people commit suicide. I feel like i just took a sledgehammer to the nuts while getting a titty twister from a cordless drill. But this was just a warm up for us. Next we have to get through Manos: Hands of Fate.


Title: Re: Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
Post by: Christian Campbell on July 13, 2009, 12:32:05 AM
It wasn't that the vampires couldn't swim; Father Alban had blessed the lake, so they succumbed to holy water. Don't worry, I missed this on my first viewing, too.


Title: Re: Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
Post by: Kesha on September 29, 2009, 12:05:26 PM
JCVH is a well-written, thoughtful, and definitely not irreverant. Jesus saves the community, after all. Great soundtrack, too.


Title: Re: Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
Post by: Eddie on June 14, 2010, 12:13:48 PM
Looks like a film that could be good because it is so bad.

Comment from JJ really disturbs me here.
Yes, the truth of Christianity is in the bible and do you know what, that book just makes Christianity look intolerant, nasty, absolutist and against nature. Authoritarian, exploitative religions like Christianity and Islam disturb me because of what is written in their respective books, their influence and the actions of their followers. Jesus, a fine example of a proper human being, but then the bible goes on to be against many things which we now know are perfectly natural. As a Humanist I know the affect Christianity in its true form can have and I fight for a fair secular society. So listen to that, JJ.
 


Title: Re: Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
Post by: TooManyCustomers on December 22, 2010, 09:39:59 AM
   I dig everything about it, the acting, the sets, the lines, the lesbians (imagine that.. ), the song and dance routine.. god in a bowl of cherries (i was hoping for french toast, but you can't have everything) and Mary Magnum.. oh holy crap, Mary Magnum..

  Just an absolute winner in my book.. Sadly I haven't been so successful proselytizing to my friends, but I feel I may convert them to fans yet..

 


Title: Re: Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
Post by: Rev. Powell on January 21, 2011, 12:41:27 PM
It occurred to me that if this had been made in the age of YouTube, it would probably have been posted there as a 20 minute short rather than a feature film.  At that length it would have been just about perfect.  There are some laughs here, but in my book not enough to fill up 90 minutes.


Title: Re: Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
Post by: Rebel Ed on February 16, 2012, 02:26:05 PM
As this is a Caadian film, permit me to quote a favourite Canadian, Dan Akroyd (playing his charachter, Leonard Pinth-Garnell): "Well.  That wasn't very good, was it?"  :lookingup: