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Title: Flesh Gordon 2
Post by: warlorde on November 25, 2006, 04:09:49 PM
I bought this movie on video, and you are right this movie
does SUCK! with a big 'S'! There are no real sex scenes and the overall movie just....SUCKS!


Title: Flesh Gordon 2
Post by: Bobby on November 25, 2006, 04:09:03 PM
How did this piece of crap escape getting a skull?
The worst film I was ever stupid enough to watch.
Seriously.


Title: Flesh Gordon 2
Post by: Hiker on November 25, 2006, 04:09:49 PM
You haven't answered the burning question of whether the original is better or not...


Title: Flesh Gordon 2
Post by: Johnny Blister on November 25, 2006, 04:10:12 PM
To qoute Ashton Kutcher:"Dude,where´s my comment?"


Title: Flesh Gordon 2
Post by: jason on June 19, 2003, 05:57:16 PM
bought this on dvd from a boot fair looked good on the cover but after 10 minutes my brain started to hurt unbelivibly my roomate  would not switch it off he thinks it is one of the most comical films he has seen for a long time there is no accounting for taste this film does prove that you will never go broke by having a film with farting noises in it how on earth you gave it two green tears for it i will never know i can only assume you have seen films worse than this you have my sympathy


Title: Flesh Gordon 2
Post by: KHANNNNN! KHANNNNN! on June 20, 2003, 12:28:46 PM
This movie can only be watched a 2 in the morning while being a little high.


Title: Flesh Gordon 2
Post by: Steven Millan on November 25, 2006, 04:10:12 PM
      My,does everybody seem to hate this Troma-wannabe sequel to the immortal classic "Flesh Gordon",for sure the Turd People are stupid,as is the ongoing chicken humping(bestiality)gag,but this film does have its moments,in terms of nudity,monsters,and the "surprise" return of Emperor Wang.


Title: Flesh Gordon 2
Post by: Willard on November 25, 2006, 04:10:12 PM
Flesh Gordon II was a great flick. Farrelly brothers were also big fans of this oddity and this film holds the first "Sperm" joke on screen long There's Something About Mary. Why does everyone seem to think there'd be real sex in it?  Granted, the cheerleaders are the homeliest chicks you'd ever want to see on screen, but the movie is a blast with so many fun scenes that you will NEVER see any where else. Way ahead of it's time. The movie was also cut to pieces, butchering jokes that now have no ending.

For instance, when Flesh swings on the spider web at the end and grabs the box from a Green colored rabbi, it doesn't make any sense. The scene that was cut-out explains it which was that Queen Frigid tells Flesh in an earlier scene that the codes to the Impotence Ray were kept in "a box with a green jewel on it". After Flesh grabs the box, he asks Queen Frigid, "Could Homer have meant "A box with a green jew on it?".

Lighten up people. It's one of the most original movies you'll ever watch.

 


Title: Flesh Gordon 2
Post by: Felicity on November 25, 2006, 04:09:03 PM
This is one of those movies I wanted to see when it came out, but I was too young and wasn’t allowed to see it--and then when I finally saw it a few years ago it was depressingly bad.

My interest was originally sparked by the fact that it was filmed here in Vancouver and the star was a local actor.  There was a big “local boy makes good” article in The Province (one of the city’s main newspapers) promising big things in the future for this talented young thespian.  Added to that was the fact that it was science fiction and comedy *and* porn.  And it was made in the 1980s.  How could you lose?

The answer is, bad production values, immature comedy, and not-very-attractive people in not-very-sexy situations.

Watching this movie I felt so embarrassed for the actors--not because of the lines they had to recite or the low-brow scenes they had to play, but because they were such horrible actors.  How could they bring themselves to stand in front of the film crew, much less moviegoers, and act that badly?  I cannot believe these were the best actors they could find for this movie.  There had to be better actors out there desperate for work.  Was the premise so tacky that no halfway competent starving actor would go near it?  Did the people making the movie have a reputation in the local film industry for being jerks who were hard to work with and who never paid their cast and crew on time?  These were the things that went through my mind as I watched Flesh Gordon Meets the Cosmic Cheerleaders.


Title: Flesh Gordon 2
Post by: B J N on November 25, 2006, 04:09:03 PM
Really bad film.
Starts off OK but after 5 minutes the filmmakers lost their bottle and the rest is like any other movie of its time.


Title: Flesh Gordon 2
Post by: Bambi on November 25, 2006, 04:09:49 PM
Damn I was in that film as a waitress in the baby bar .. hell I can't beleive that I waited hours as they messed up lines. The days were long on that film what a waste.. and no pay. The main stars were so out of control .. you would have thought they were huge hollywood actors the way they acted on the set. Well it did not help my career lol.. so be cool ..Bambi Fernando


Title: Flesh Gordon 2
Post by: Cambot99 on November 25, 2006, 04:09:49 PM
Everytime I see the turd dudes, I look away cause I feel like I'm going to puke


Title: Flesh Gordon 2
Post by: Larry Talbot on November 25, 2006, 04:09:49 PM
Michael Stevens, from the Sneak Peek website voiced the animated 'Green Monster' during the first five minutes into the film, which I thought was pretty funny. I can see why the Farrelly Bros dig this film. Although the movie is way too long in some parts, it does have some ambitious ideas, with a beautiful actress playing Dale who manages to keep  a dignified face throughout some hilariously bizarre scenes, the assistant 'Bator' is quite amusing as a slavering pop-eyed fool and the stop-motion animation, puts anything that Howard Stern has ever come up with, to shame.


Title: Re: Flesh Gordon 2
Post by: Kooshmeister on October 12, 2007, 02:14:51 AM
Andrew, dumb question, but can you or anyone get me a WAV or mp3 of the full version of the song offered as a sample of the soundtrack here, The All-American Hero by Terrea Smith? It's a stupid movie but the song is damn catchy. I first heard it on the preview for the movie and the brief snippet in the WAV there has got me wanting the entire thing. I know. I'm sick.


Title: Re: Flesh Gordon 2
Post by: BoyScoutKevin on October 14, 2007, 04:14:09 PM
There was a second one. Darn! My sister is going to love hearing that. Ever since she saw the first "Flesh Gordon" and loved it, she's been waiting to see if there was a sequel to it.


Title: Re: Flesh Gordon 2
Post by: Kooshmeister on October 23, 2007, 11:37:08 AM
So I guess that's a no then.  :bluesad:


Title: Re: Flesh Gordon 2
Post by: Tsukasa Macleod on November 22, 2007, 03:11:37 AM
To answer whomever asked, yes the first was better. I know this sounds weird, but I found the penisauruses of the first movie funnier than the turd people of the second. I only laughed once in the entirety of this abomination, and that was the soap dropping part, mainly because it reminded me of a scene from Naked Gun 33 1/3 (George Kennedy is in it and it's still freaking hilarious, so there Andrew)


Title: Re: Flesh Gordon 2
Post by: OG on April 21, 2008, 06:10:56 PM
The rump on the Asian girl is fantastic!  When she bounced around in that skimpy thong, showing off that round little butt I became instantly hard. The movie otherwise held no interest for me.  However I could watch it over and over again just to look at the Asian girl's petite little body.  Movie would have been superb if Evil Presence had pounded the Asian girl senseless.


Title: Re: Flesh Gordon 2
Post by: OG on November 21, 2008, 08:28:31 PM
I posted as OG before this:

I've decided to change direction. Turn away from viewing and posting on porno boards and so I have repented. Now I'm going to seek after the things of God. Put my faith and hope in Jesus Christ and seek the kingdom of God first and from this day forward.

Goodbye


Title: Re: Flesh Gordon 2
Post by: mchanna on December 08, 2009, 01:44:03 PM
This movie was at blockbuster back in the 90's and I just happend to pick it up as a joke.  It was hilarious!  I gotta say though - if you don't like poop humor, or things of that nature you should look elsewhere.  


Title: Re: Flesh Gordon 2
Post by: Psycho Circus on December 08, 2009, 01:57:09 PM
I posted as OG before this:

I've decided to change direction. Turn away from viewing and posting on porno boards and so I have repented. Now I'm going to seek after the things of God. Put my faith and hope in Jesus Christ and seek the kingdom of God first and from this day forward.

Goodbye

Good luck with that  :wink:


Title: Re: Flesh Gordon 2
Post by: Mr. DS on December 08, 2009, 11:07:21 PM
I posted as OG before this:

I've decided to change direction. Turn away from viewing and posting on porno boards and so I have repented. Now I'm going to seek after the things of God. Put my faith and hope in Jesus Christ and seek the kingdom of God first and from this day forward.

Goodbye

Good luck with that  :wink:
Circus, please play this man some Stryper. 


Title: Re: Flesh Gordon 2
Post by: Psycho Circus on December 09, 2009, 01:13:44 PM
I posted as OG before this:

I've decided to change direction. Turn away from viewing and posting on porno boards and so I have repented. Now I'm going to seek after the things of God. Put my faith and hope in Jesus Christ and seek the kingdom of God first and from this day forward.

Goodbye

Good luck with that  :wink:
Circus, please play this man some Stryper. 

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