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This was actually the all time off hot topic champion.   :hot: Ashthecat created a most sublime post long ago that had a revival in another thread.

Toilet Paper: Over or Under (http://www.badmovies.org/forum/index.php/topic,49762.0.html)

The Cat Is Back (http://www.badmovies.org/forum/index.php/topic,93137.15.html)

As long as there's a roll nearby, I don't care. 

First; you are one cruel and sick man for resurrecting this topic. :tongueout:

Second; let's not forget about the Scott Tissue (http://www.badmovies.org/forum/index.php/topic,93360.0.html) post which was a direct byproduct of this discussion.

Yes, let's just flush the whole topic.

I'm with you. I say we put it behind us.

Oh no! Scott's getting anal about toilet paper again!

Do you even have to guess my vote?  
Any "ass" should be able to figure it out.  :teddyr:

Sorry...that came off kind of harsh...like rough toilet paper.   :wink:

Does everybody here have to make a crack about this?  :teddyr:

Well.................the SCOTT brand of paper products is the best thing going. In fact if you have to go this product is good no matter if your going 1, 2, 3, or number 4.

I think we are only scratching the surface with this topic.

Can't we paper over this thread.  Or is it doomed to roll on and on.

You can't cover up something this big. I know we are on the verge of something great here . I just don't know what it is. What I mean is that we don't even know what we have here. Lets dig into this a bit further. Everyone have their boots handy?

Here's a question. A math teacher was constipated.  :hatred: How did he take care of the problem?

You're all acting like Schwarzenegger lately  :teddyr:!
UUUUUHHHHHHHHHHH.............................. Plenty of stool softener?

He worked it out with a pencil. :bouncegiggle:

• We know what #1 is
• We know what #2 is
• What's #3?
• What's #4?

This is one of those posts that I look at and think to myself, "This is a bad post."

I have a knock knock joke.

Knock knock?

You guys are a rough audience.

1) Knock Knock

2) Who's There?

3) Dishes

4) Dishes Who?

5) Dishes a bad post

(http://www.dbz.com.au/Scaventure/images/scav_t_paper.gif)

Something must have snapped in Scott's brain I think!

I also shudder to think about what number 3 and 4 are in that case.  But this thread does really prove that a certain type of humour will never die, and I for one am thankful for it [that pencil joke was great; just what I needed after work!]

Dean has ventured to touch upon this subject. A subject that no other on the board would have.

#3 = diarrhea
#4 = crumbs (or something resembling croutons)

Dean your Karma just went up................

Not only can a thread successfully find life in discussing toilet paper and bodily functions/discharges, but an entire movie can revolve around the same or similar subject (and I didn't say do it well). Does anybody, other than Trek_Geezer, recall King Frat? In that movie, during the fart contest (uh... how to be delicate here), a certain undesired result during the contest was referred to as (paraphrased) slinging mud. The movie also features a human flamethrower.

What does the Starship Enterprise and a roll of toilet paper have in common?
They both orbit Uranus and wipe out Klingons.
(Suddenly a psycho trekkie leaps from the audiance and zaps Bela Lugosi into a very small pile of dust.)

The only problem with trying to put this thread behind me, is that I'm reading it off of a computer screen. Unlike in the day, when there was no computers, when a composer could write to one of his critics . . . "I am sitting in the smallest room in my house. Your review is in front of me. Soon it will behind me." It makes one wonder why we gave up everything for computers.

No need to dispose or recycle your TP anymore. Just put it in the dishwasher.............Now that might be over the top in more ways  than one.  :lookingup:

(http://homepage.ntlworld.com/verismo/Toilet%20paper%20for%20feminists)

Well..........if that was to rough for ya, then you can get one of these or use it to lick your wounds from the previous item.

(http://www.joe-ks.com/images/ByeByeTP.gif)

When I was in school #3 was puke and #4 was diarrhea.

And the topics that get started (or revived) when you're offline for a few days. Eeek!

And you left out a poll option: Off the roller AND perched on top of the towel rack. I had a dog a few years ago who loved to shred the TP and could not be broken from it. On top of the toliet lid wasn't good enough, it had to be so high up that out of sight became out of mind.

Hi....I'm new to this so I was going through all the topics and responding as needed....for my brain. I couldn't help but notice the Russian pine cone shortage is right below the toilet paper poll. Is there any connection?   Just a joke..

I read this topic title as "recycling ASHTHECATS toilet paper", which seemed like a bad idea to me....

#5 is hiding in the bathroom(for whatever reason)
#6 is bad hemmies alert.

This is like a classic that you can come back to when you feel goofy and random.We should have a separate heading for venting nonsense and call it "ASH'ES OVER AND UNDER". Really.It's kinda like a punk rock thing.

I keep looking at this thread and wondering, "Why won't it die?"  I'd shoot it in the head, if I could ever figure out where that was.

But yes, a board called "Ash's toilet paper chaos" would be fitting.

I see we just can't get away from the puns and cracks, now can we? :bouncegiggle:

Oh, that does it:

http://www.badmovies.org/forum/index.php/topic,112296.0.html

Ewwww!!!  
Now you guys are getting corny!  :teddyr:

This post is just what I needed tonight.  :smile:

Over and out................ I think it's time for my medicine.

Good for you Scott.
I hope everything comes out alright in the end.    :thumbup:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=7osnNl7tyTw (http://youtube.com/watch?v=7osnNl7tyTw)

Thar seems to be a lot of technologhy and effort involved just to wipe yer ass.  :teddyr:

I think I speak for everyone when I say: dear god, let this topic die.

 :bouncegiggle: Sorry, Menard, I have to ask this:

This has got me wondering ~ that method in Judge Dredd with using the three sea-shells to wipe your rear end: did that ever work? You never saw Sylvester Stallone, Sandra Bullock or Wesley Snipes take a minute out to use them or did they just prefer to stink in San Angeles? :question:

Funniest scene in a movie with toilet paper: the scene in Up In Smoke where Cheech goes to the toilet and finds that poor guy bound hand and foot on "the throne".  :teddyr:

 :lookingup: Thanks, Skaboi, I should slap myself. Some karma for you and a colossal clout for me.  :lookingup:

I think you are thinking of Demolition Man.   :smile:

:teddyr: I think they have that wrong.....shouldn't that be inside the toilet?  :bouncegiggle:

Public Service Announcement: http://youtube.com/watch?v=v6nGgS6ADoI (http://youtube.com/watch?v=v6nGgS6ADoI)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=cAWB5wzSUb0&mode=related&search= (http://youtube.com/watch?v=cAWB5wzSUb0&mode=related&search=)

I just want to know what happens when you get splashed.

I thought we had driven a stake in this thing a long time ago.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Cua4N0LlrCs (http://youtube.com/watch?v=Cua4N0LlrCs)