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Title: Create Your Own B-Movie Premise!
Post by: CoreyHeldpen on January 04, 2007, 04:41:09 PM
Although you can probably get an idea of the point of this topic from it's title, here you can create a plotline for your very own B-movie! I'll start:

Gares Versus Crigta
Based on two of my own original characters, a team of scientists, testing out a newly developed time machine, accidentally transport themselves to a fuedal era where a dragon named Gares and a demon lord known as Crigta fight for supremity of the realm. Gares is the good guy, trying to protect the land from his nemisis. The scientists side with Gares while Crigta has a demon army at his disposal.

You can use whatever kind of setup you like and include as many details as you like. Let's just hope the Sci-Fi Channel doesn't decide to come along.

Your turn!


Title: Re: Create Your Own B-Movie Premise!
Post by: Torgo on January 04, 2007, 07:04:53 PM
I've always had an idea for a horror/slasher movie of sorts.

But the twist is that the killer kills every single person wherever it takes place during the 1st 5 minutes of the movie and spends the remaining running time trying to find stuff to do to keep from getting too bored.


Title: Re: Create Your Own B-Movie Premise!
Post by: Doc Daneeka on January 04, 2007, 07:09:03 PM
Shortly after Nazi mystics resurrect Hitler, they realize that the clone, albeit containing the memories of the madman is now, due to the final gunshot on his head has been given a lobotomy of sorts and is now a benevolent leader who attempts at reforming the Nazis intentions, much to the dismay of the survivors of the Nuremberg trials and the Nazi hunters alike.

Meanwhile, a section of the brain that was blown out of Hitler's skull takes on a life of it's own and organizes a group of the most evil people in the universe (Charles Manson, George Jung, Jerry Falwell, Itachi Uchiha, Evil Pac-Man, Master Manos, Leigh Scott, Seadrok of the ocean planet in the 8th dimension, etc.) to carry out his new goal of World domination!

Damn, I could have something here, I'll come up with the rest later.


Title: Re: Create Your Own B-Movie Premise!
Post by: peter johnson on January 04, 2007, 07:44:41 PM
"The Warring Halves of Hitler's Brain"(1956).  Joel McRea, Ida Lupino, Greta Sacci, Red Buttons, and Tippi The Wonder Horse --
* * *
You're a mean one, Mr. Briggs . . .
I really like this idea, actually -- Seriously, while bearing some resemblance to a Red Dwarf episode, this seems like one with potential. 
Hell, I'd watch it!
peter johnson/denny tasteless


Title: Re: Create Your Own B-Movie Premise!
Post by: Kroogur on January 04, 2007, 08:14:40 PM
Forget Freddy vs Jason.... Getting tired of battling deadites our hero Ash grabs ye olde boomstick and fires up the chainsaw and starts systematically taking out the likes of Jason,Michael Myers, Freddy, etc....


Title: Re: Create Your Own B-Movie Premise!
Post by: zombiedudeman on January 04, 2007, 08:35:12 PM
this was a serious idea I had for a slasher movie, I'm turning it into a comic though cause I just don't know the right people to make a movie

"Director's Cut"
A man stumbles upon a box of low budget movies. He watches them and realizes how crappy the movies are. Later he plots to take down the director of each movie after learning they'll all conveniently be at a horror convention. It's based on a somewhat true story because I want to kill the lame directors of lame movies I've tortured myself to before!


Title: Re: Create Your Own B-Movie Premise!
Post by: Shadow on January 04, 2007, 11:59:03 PM
Through a series of bizarre and convoluted events, a packet of Sea-Monkeys is mistakenly taken for soup mix and nuked in a microwave along with some tin foil and large amount of multivitamins. The results are horrific: giant mutant Sea-Monkeys that crave human flesh! The creatures escape and rampage across the countryside, leaving bodies...and bits of bodies, in their wake. It's up to a tough as nails ex-cop, a disgraced marine biologist now working as a Hooters waitress and a heavy metal musician to stop the beasts before they begin to multiply on their own. Fist Fights, hot naked chicks and musical numbers ensue...


Title: Re: Create Your Own B-Movie Premise!
Post by: rebel_1812 on January 05, 2007, 01:58:02 AM
The movie starts in a lecture with a student dying of boredom.  He surfs the web on his labtop and finds an article about the lizardmen conspiracy theory.  Due to the boredom he decides to try and pull the face off of his professor in the middle of class, only to find he is indeed a lizardman!!!  Cue up title "Lizardmen Rule the World"


Title: Re: Create Your Own B-Movie Premise!
Post by: LilCerberus on January 05, 2007, 02:50:44 AM
At the turn of the century, a group of cowpokes on the final leg of a cattle drive see something streak across the sky. A few days later, they start to hear unearthly howls in the distance, & one of them thinks he sees the silhouette a water tower against the setting sun.

A few days later, they reach their destination, only to find the town burned flat, surrounded by skeletons.

They at first, assume that it was indians, until they find a series of shallow pits running across the town. Wondering why the indians would dig so many pits, & how they could dig so many, so fast, the cowpokes take a closer look, then realize that the pits are actually some type of giant hoofprints.

What they ultimately encounter, is a martian tripod.


Title: Re: Create Your Own B-Movie Premise!
Post by: LilCerberus on January 05, 2007, 02:58:41 AM
"Little Cerberus awoke one morning to find that his pants were missing. He first figured that they must have taken off somewhere during the night, but upon closer inspection, he found that they had, in fact, somehow been surgically removed from his person."

Oh God, I've been waiting for a thread like this!


Title: Re: Create Your Own B-Movie Premise!
Post by: RCMerchant on January 05, 2007, 03:32:47 AM
Hmmm....
It would have to have-
Martians.
A giant monster who shoots laser beams out of  his nipples.
Big  breasted women.Topless in action scenes.
Exploding heads.
Man eating hogs attacking skinhead nazi rednecks.
Giant vampire bats.
Lots of screaming as blood pumps out of missing limbs into the psycho punk rock girls face.
A soundtrack featuring the CRAMPS.
And a sex crazed nympho heroine,(played by Jayne Mansfield,or a reasonable fascimle of.)
Oh- and fleash eating zombies,of course.
And stock footage of Bela Lugosi and dinosauers from ONE MILLION BC.


Title: Re: Create Your Own B-Movie Premise!
Post by: Rombles on January 05, 2007, 07:17:19 AM
Through a series of bizarre and convoluted events, a packet of Sea-Monkeys is mistakenly taken for soup mix and nuked in a microwave along with some tin foil and large amount of multivitamins. The results are horrific: giant mutant Sea-Monkeys that crave human flesh! The creatures escape and rampage across the countryside, leaving bodies...and bits of bodies, in their wake. It's up to a tough as nails ex-cop, a disgraced marine biologist now working as a Hooters waitress and a heavy metal musician to stop the beasts before they begin to multiply on their own. Fist Fights, hot naked chicks and musical numbers ensue...

Can I pre-order the Special Edition of the DVD of this now, please?????


Title: Re: Create Your Own B-Movie Premise!
Post by: Jack on January 05, 2007, 08:34:24 AM
Yeah, I'd like to pre-order that as well!

My only idea for a movie would be some kids going to a rather remote campsite to do some partying.  And a bigfoot attacks.  They're slowly picked off one by one.  Really just an excuse to get some hot babes topless.


Title: Re: Create Your Own B-Movie Premise!
Post by: Bill C. on January 05, 2007, 12:39:38 PM
Way, way back in the day (the late 1980s/early 1990s), my best friend and I had an idea for what we simply called Carnage: The Motion Picture.  It, almost literally, would be about ninety minutes or so of action setpieces--originally it literally had no plot whatsoever, just setpieces.  Later on we came up with an idea based on a story about a Air Force bomber that crashed in Lake Michigan in the 1950s; in our version, a nuclear warhead that was aboard the bomber would be salvaged/stolen by terrorists and our hero would be forced to stop them...

The important part was that we actually had the opening fleshed out--basically, under the opening credits, you'd have various shots of this ordinary-looking sedan cruising through metro Detroit.  It would come to a stop in some heavily populated area, four guys would get out...and then they would produce automatic weapons from under their jackets and just start unloading on people at random.  (Swear to God, back then we thought this would be the coolest and/or most unapologetically violent thing ever...obviously, nowadays that'll be a biiiiiiiig no-no.)

Actually, now that I'm thinking about it...the hero was supposed to die at the end of the movie--and then come back from the dead in the sequel...


Title: Re: Create Your Own B-Movie Premise!
Post by: clockworkcanary on January 05, 2007, 12:53:20 PM
Vampire Penguins vs the Disco Zombies

This movie would have it all: zombies, ninjas, were rabbits, undead (birds), Village People soundtrack, a sherbet Frankenstein, bell bottoms, man-eating vegetables (the Corn Stalker (TM)), afros, teachers from Hell, roller skates, teenagers from Mars, and a few bust-outta-the-wall guitar solos!  There wouldn't be much of a plot -just a bunch of scenes strung together and of course, it'd have a rushed BS "it was all a dream" ending due to running out of budget :)

Edited to add: Would anyone be interested in writing an interactive b-flick based on any of the premises where we can all chip in?  I've done it before and the story takes some wild turns when each writer leaves off with a cliff hanger kinda thing.


Title: Re: Create Your Own B-Movie Premise!
Post by: Pilgermann on January 05, 2007, 01:08:52 PM
When I was in high school a couple of my friends were working on a script for a Vietnam movie.  I don't rember much about it, though.  I think as far as it got was a rough draft of the script and a friend and I started to build a tank by using a little red wagon, a small recliner, and some cardboard.

I remember that there was an inexplicable scene where a girl is doing a strip tease in the jungle and is suddenly shot with a large arrow and pinned to a tree.  There's also a crazy-eyed surgeon who says something about forgetting his glasses, pauses, and grins mysteriously.


Title: Re: Create Your Own B-Movie Premise!
Post by: Jordan on January 05, 2007, 01:14:07 PM
Hahahahahaha. Lot of great stuff here guys. Belly laughs aplenty! Actually, I don't have a premise for ya'll right now but I read something very interesting not long ago that would make one of the greatest b-movie premises of all time!!!!

I read somewhere that Bruce Campbell was going to star in a film in which he played himself, living in his quiet hometown with his wife. Everything's going perfectly for "The Chin." Then suddenly, murders occur all over the town at night and the culprit turns out to be a mean and vicious beastie that's right out of a nightmare. When the local law enforcement fails to stop the man-eating critter, the townsfolk turn to Bruce because he was in the "Evil Dead" movies and should have some idea of what to do! From then on Bruce reluctantly agrees to help and ends up getting a lot of folks killed because he just isn't the hero everyone thought him to be.... or is he?!

This sounds like it could be a campy and fun cult favorite if its actually made (and done well). It'd be pretty damned hilarious to see Bruce fumbling with a chainsaw and not really knowing how it started, even though he carried one with him throughout "Evil Dead 2" and "Army of Darkness." LOL!

Anyway, since I'm a no talent hack, I will adjourn for the afternoon and think of my very own premise.....  :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: Create Your Own B-Movie Premise!
Post by: BeyondTheGrave on January 05, 2007, 02:03:03 PM
I would do Punk rock zombie film. all different ages of street punk, hardcore kid, old school punk (listen to the old 77 punk) pop- punker, Anarco punk (the ones that live out in the street) a Skinhead (non-nazi kind) and a some punk rock girls go to a show. none of them know each other just go to a show. Each has a different motive to go, To make fun of the others, get drunk and fight or just to see the show. When the react the venue the show had been cancelled. They all start to argue when all of a sudden DISCO ZOMBIES attack them and their forced to break into the venue and barracide themselves inside.

The have to get over their stupid musically differences and looks and band together or die. They are attack be all sorts of zombies such as METALHEAD ZOMBIES, NEWWAVE, EMO AND GOTH, NAZI SKINHEAD that threaten them as well as punk in general.

It would be a fast and furious 90 min with blood and gore with a reasonable story. And Boobs. So you know it a winner.  :tongueout: :thumbup:


Title: Re: Create Your Own B-Movie Premise!
Post by: clockworkcanary on January 05, 2007, 03:14:58 PM
My first sequel, Vampire Penguins vs. Disco Zombies 2, subtitled, "Boobs on Parade" won't have much to do with the first episode and would be standard hollywood formula: alternating flashes of boobs, explosions, boobs, explosions, etc., until the 70 minute mark with a crazy chasedown with a psycho in an Oprah mask spouting really bad one-liners, followed by a batsh!t twist-that-makes-no-sense ending...all to the soundtrack of Devo.


Title: Re: Create Your Own B-Movie Premise!
Post by: RCMerchant on January 05, 2007, 05:38:12 PM


The have to get over their stupid musically differences and looks and band together or die. They are attack be all sorts of zombies such as METALHEAD ZOMBIES, NEWWAVE, EMO AND GOTH, NAZI SKINHEAD that threaten them as well as punk in general.

It would be a fast and furious 90 min with blood and gore with a reasonable story. And Boobs. So you know it a winner.  :tongueout: :thumbup:
[/quote]I agree about wiping out the emo and goth types,and especially the nazi punks....but METALHEADS? C'mon now! A lot of speed metalcould be mistaken for punk,(ie.SLAYER) or versa visa (ie.the EXPLOITED).It's hard to catgorize punk.Punk is not really a music form...more a  freedom to do ANYTHING. I  dunno....whats emo anyway? Goth people are just weird.Iggy and the Stooges are Punk.X-Ray Spex are Punk.Slayer is Punk.Black Sabbath are Punk. Blondie are Punk. I dunno. Innovation is Punk.I don't even understand the term punk,really.


Title: Re: Create Your Own B-Movie Premise!
Post by: LilCerberus on January 05, 2007, 06:29:59 PM
In an alternative history, polymer plants were constructed in the old west. In 1866, Lincoln ended the civil war by dropping the atomic bomb. The factories were destroyed, and thousands of cattle and people were obliterated. The genetic material blended with the radioactive plastics. A few years later, when cowboys & settlers and the like began to repopulate the western territories, they discovered that a new race had been born out of the contaminated soil; A race of half men, half plastic(think The Blue Man Group)… And they were edible!... AND THEY BECAME KNOWN AS “THE FIGHTING POLYS”!

IF MEAT WERE PLASTIC, IT WOULD PROBABLY SMELL KINDA’ FUNNY WHEN YOU COOKED IT!


Title: Re: Create Your Own B-Movie Premise!
Post by: LilCerberus on January 05, 2007, 10:49:11 PM
Me: "My name is Forest, Forest Cannon. People call me (primes shotgun) Fors'!"

Announcer: "Little Cerberus is back as Fors' Cannon, in his newest crimefighting adventure, EXCESSIVE FORS' III! --- The first time, it was personal, the second time, it was really personal, but this time..."

Me: "This is really, really personal!"

Announcer: "THAT'S RIGHT! Little Cerberus is back as the two-fisted, gun-toting freight train of the law, Fors' Cannon in EXCESSIVE FORS' III: THIS TIME IT'S EVEN MORE PERSONAL THAN IT WAS THE LAST TWO TIMES!"


Title: Re: Create Your Own B-Movie Premise!
Post by: Torgo on January 05, 2007, 11:02:41 PM
A friend of mine actually has written a pretty good script IMO which sort of combines Interview with the Vampire and The Godfather.


Title: Re: Create Your Own B-Movie Premise!
Post by: BeyondTheGrave on January 06, 2007, 12:17:32 AM
I agree about wiping out the emo and goth types,and especially the nazi punks....but METALHEADS? C'mon now! A lot of speed metalcould be mistaken for punk,(ie.SLAYER) or versa visa (ie.the EXPLOITED).It's hard to catgorize punk.Punk is not really a music form...more a  freedom to do ANYTHING. I  dunno....whats emo anyway? Goth people are just weird.Iggy and the Stooges are Punk.X-Ray Spex are Punk.Slayer is Punk.Black Sabbath are Punk. Blondie are Punk. I dunno. Innovation is Punk.I don't even understand the term punk,really.

Don't get me wrong RC, I love metal. Megadeth, Metallica (early stuff was very influnced by punk) Children of Bodom, Selptura
Antrax. I was just making fun because the longtime friendly (sometimes not) rival. Punks making fun of Metalheads and vice versa. All for fun really.  :smile:


Title: Re: Create Your Own B-Movie Premise!
Post by: LilCerberus on January 06, 2007, 12:52:08 AM
I'm currently working on a script for a movie about me. It would be a movie about my involvement in a movie about me.

Of course, modest soul that I am, I'd have to find an actor to play me, but I think I could slip in a few cameos of myself. I've already written myself into the script as the narrator, as well as my pretend friend.

The best part will be a scene in which I give a standout performance as The Guy Who Plays me in a Movie.

And then, the world will be a better place.


Title: Re: Create Your Own B-Movie Premise!
Post by: Javakoala on January 06, 2007, 01:38:43 AM
We open with a young boy awakening in the dark. He looks out the window, sees fresh snow and is clearly excited. He sneaks out of his room and down to the stairs from which he sees Santa crouched near the Christmas tree. Quietly, he creeps up on Santa. We cut to a shot in front of Santa, who is some poor slob with a tear-drenched face and a double-barrel shotgun in his mouth. Just as the boy touches him and says, "Santa?", he pulls both triggers. Kid is soaked in brains and gore and passes out.

Turns out it is a movie being watched by a bunch of old biddies in a church basement who want to put an end to sick horror films. After batting around ideas of how to make their anti-sickness statement, they decide to fight fire with fire and make a Christian anti-gore gore film (cue "Passion Of The Christ" comments here).

They become cult heroes to people like us--until someone starts their own protest, by killing the old ladies.


Title: Re: Create Your Own B-Movie Premise!
Post by: LilCerberus on January 06, 2007, 06:56:36 PM
A virus that attacks the Y Chromosome has left the earth with only four million men. Although the genepool is broad enough to secure mankind's future, with several billion women left... Well, you get the picture.

A simple vaccine was discovered within a few short months of the first outbreak, and the virus was eradicated only a few months later, so it's been a relatively short time for the situation to evolve.

Enter, a lonesome, pathetic, thirty-something bachelor, who's so accustomed to rejection at this point in his life, that that even the most obvious advances from women go right over his head, believing that even though he's the only man for five hundred miles, his chances are still less than zero.

Then, one day as he's going about his excuse for a life, he's arrested, & all of his pornography is confiscated & destroyed.

He learns that new legislation has been enacted, and is told that he has thirty days to improve his hygiene, lower his cholesterol, and "Get Some", or else he'll be convicted of inadequacy, & sent off to "Cup Camp".


Title: Re: Create Your Own B-Movie Premise!
Post by: CoreyHeldpen on January 06, 2007, 09:56:27 PM
Snakes On A Cruise

Bill and his friends win a free trip on a magnificent cruise ship, where they will get to hang out with Samuel L. Jackson for three kickass days. But a horde of superintelligent snakes bent on world domination highjack the ship and begin killing the crew and passengers! Now, only Bill, Sam, and the Ship's Captian can save the world from this serpentine menace!

Rated R for Strong Horror Violence, Language, and Sexuality/Nudity


Title: Re: Create Your Own B-Movie Premise!
Post by: LilCerberus on January 07, 2007, 02:33:13 AM
A small group of scientists finds proof of aliens (or something). In typical fashion, the CIA already knew about it, & sets out to "clean up the mess".

A couple of the scientists escape, & in an attempt to get their story out, end up in the company of a small time internet porn goon in a tiny backwoods town in West Virginia.

Smelling opportunity, the media savvy porn goon agrees to help them, immediately trickling out the right information to all the right places. Naturally, it takes the CIA two seconds to figure it out.

Here's the catch.

Aside from being a tight knit community where people are accustomed to killing things to offset their grocery bills, the town has also been heavily involved in organized crime since prohibition, and their experiences with Yankee mobsters & a recent FBI probe have made them wary of strangers.

Throw in a subplot about how the CIA operation forced the closure of the FBI probe, which was headed up by the brother of the man in charge of the CIA operation, leading to much personal & professional discourse between the two.

Add to that, a tiny back story on how The Governor comes from this town, & won on a campaign created by the porn goon & funded by the local bootleggers.

What starts out as a simple clean up job only gets messier & messier.


Title: Re: Create Your Own B-Movie Premise!
Post by: the ghoul on January 07, 2007, 11:38:22 PM
I would like to see a horror spaghetti western.  It's too bad a full-blown euro-horror spaghetti western was never made.  There were a couple that had subtle hints of horror like "Stranger's Gundown" for example, but none of them ever took it all the way.  Anyway, what comes to my mind is a spaghetti western Frankenstein movie in which Frankenstein or one of his descendants creates the monster in the old west.  The monster kills Frankenstein's fiance and flees to an old ghost town.  He learns to read, speak, and use a gun from an old gunfighter who befriends him.  Meanwhile Dr. Frankenstein has become pretty handy with a gun himself and seeks revenge against the monster.  He tracks him down and ultimately the two have a showdown on a dusty street in the middle of town.  This would have to be filmed in Almeria and Rome as a serious movie, directed by one of the original spaghetti western directors, dubbed in English, and   have a cool spaghetti western style music score.  That's the only way it would work.  If it's made to be campy or bad on purpose it would suck.  Something should also be done to the film to make it look a little aged and worn like it was a theatre used print from the 60's.  I wouldn't mind seeing Franco Nero in it either as Frankenstein, the monster, or the gunfighter.   


Title: Re: Create Your Own B-Movie Premise!
Post by: LilCerberus on January 09, 2007, 02:26:57 AM
Ghosts Vs Zombies

In the spirit of "High Plains Drifter", the ghost of a local politician who was murdered a year earlier returns to find out who killed him. Shortly after his arrival, the city is overrun with zombies.

I haven't quite yet worked up a storyline, but I've thought up a couple of interesting scenes.

The city has a corrupt mayor, who does what all corrupt mayors do in these movies, and was a political opponent of the slain politician.

At some point, the mayor gets infected by a zombie bite. While his loyal bodyguard is thinking of a possible escape, the mayor, now a zombie, makes some comment about "making an appeal to his new constituency", then kills & eats his bodyguard. A short time later, the slain politician shows up, & seeing that his former rival is now a zombie, pulls a gun & says "I always wanted to do this. Here's what I really think of your projected credit non-deferment policy!"

Of course, being a ghost, the slain politician can move freely amongst the zombies, as he collect guns & food for survivors.

In one scene, the slain politician has an encounter with his own cadaver, and has to shoot "himself" in the head.

That's about all I have for this one, except for a scene in which the slain politician encounters the ghosts of previous city leaders going back 200 years, but I'm not sure that would serve any purpose.


Title: Re: Create Your Own B-Movie Premise!
Post by: Doc Daneeka on January 09, 2007, 06:49:10 AM
Wouldn't the slain politician be able to repossess himself? :question:


Title: Re: Create Your Own B-Movie Premise!
Post by: LilCerberus on January 09, 2007, 10:42:40 AM
Wouldn't the slain politician be able to repossess himself? :question:

I'd thought about that, but I thought some angle having to do with this whole "separation of the confines of the body & freedom of the spirit" thing might work better, not to mention, it makes for an amusing situation.

I also thought about having the corrupt mayor's ghost coming back to make amends after the slain politician puts his zombie down, but this is one of those cases where I have a couple of scenes & I'm trying to build a script around it. No plot or storyline yet.


Title: Re: Create Your Own B-Movie Premise!
Post by: CoreyHeldpen on February 24, 2007, 09:07:24 PM


Edited to add: Would anyone be interested in writing an interactive b-flick based on any of the premises where we can all chip in?  I've done it before and the story takes some wild turns when each writer leaves off with a cliff hanger kinda thing.

Yes. Yes, yes, yes, let's do that some time!


Title: Re: Create Your Own B-Movie Premise!
Post by: JaseSF on February 25, 2007, 04:19:15 PM
A masked pro wrestling champion (perhaps El Hijo del Santo) is headed for a tour of Japan when suddenly bad weather forces an emergency landing of the plane in The Carpathian Mountains. Soon they are all headed for Transylvania. Also on the plane was a MMA fighter headed for Japan ( a Martial Arts master),  a hardnosed black detective, a former Olympic gold medalist female gymnast and a professor who specializes in the supernatural and who's been exhibiting an ancient Egyptian Mummy he claims can be brought back to life .  Soon they come across a mysterious, eerie castle, the  property of a fearsome Count, who has as his guest a scientific genius obsessed with extending life, a servant who's a hunchback and even more firightful surprises. As it turns outs, they've long been awaiting some guests but the Count warns them something decidedly out of ordinary , or as out of the ordinary as it gets for Transylvania, has been going on in the area of late.  There's been strange lights seen in the night skies, following which some say the dead are made to walk the Earth once again...and the Count fears these occurence are growing ever nearer to his castle's domain. Still to come...werewolves, zombies, aliens, a giant monster, a robot, pro wrestling, Kung Fu, a blood-draining murder mystery, and the formation of a supernatural team lead by a genetically enhanced El Hijo del Santo, designed to defend the Earth starting with Transylvania.


Title: Re: Create Your Own B-Movie Premise!
Post by: KYGOTC on February 26, 2007, 01:20:51 AM
I've actualy been working on this one.

"Cyborg Zombie Dinosaurs!"

Some evil mastermind wants to overthrow the leaders of the planet, but he needs an army to do that.

"I could use men," he thinks to himself, "but men can be wounded, killed. They can be killed because they live. But what if i were to make an army of the UNDEAD?"

But his moment of glory soon fades. "Zombies are slow, soft, and dull witted. BUT What if I were to give them robotic limbs and implant an A.I. in their brains? GENIUS!"


Then basicly he decides to take it a step further and make them cornivourus dinosaurs instead of humans. 


Title: Re: Create Your Own B-Movie Premise!
Post by: Flangepart on February 26, 2007, 11:16:59 AM
 :bouncegiggle:
I want to do a flick about a vegitarian/vegan who becomes a zombie, and has more angst then Ann Rice ever dreamed of! Naturaly, its a chick flick...

Oh..oh! Why not one, where an executive working for the Sci-Fi channel gets hold of good movies, and actualy has them shown on the network!?....nah...just not believable...

A dentist scrapes stuff off the teeth of a nuclear plant worker. It grows into a blob like monster, that sucks the bones right out of people. PLACK, THE UNBELIVABLE!- " dental hygene just got a lot more important."


Title: Re: Create Your Own B-Movie Premise!
Post by: fortunato on March 05, 2007, 06:09:27 PM
I have a couple ideas for truly terrible films.

Armageddon II
The mother of the original asteroid decides to attack Earth as revenge for her son's death. Featuring all of the surviving characters from the first film. More bad music, more inappropriate humor, more animal crackers for your summer movie pleasure.

King of the Grasshoppers
A deranged madman uses an unholy mix of science and technology to create three monstrous grasshoppers that inexplicably feed on human flesh. Using advanced brainwashing techniques, he attempts to use them in his bid to take over the world.

an untitled slasher picture
Pretty much the only idea I had for this one was that I wanted the guy who always says "We're all gonna die" be the one to survive through no effort of his own. I always sympathize with that character type for some reason.


Title: Re: Create Your Own B-Movie Premise!
Post by: Doc Daneeka on March 05, 2007, 08:49:11 PM
Quote
Pretty much the only idea I had for this one was that I wanted the guy who always says "We're all gonna die" be the one to survive through no effort of his own. I always sympathize with that character type for some reason.
So do I. It's because the poor guy only wants to get home safe!

And stop reading my thoughts! I had this idea too, it would start with the Bruce Cambell/Reggie Bannister/Corey Feldman type hanging upside down with their throaght slit.


Title: Re: Create Your Own B-Movie Premise!
Post by: fortunato on March 06, 2007, 01:23:42 AM
My bad. :(


Title: Re: Create Your Own B-Movie Premise!
Post by: Doc Daneeka on March 06, 2007, 06:54:39 AM
No, it's not your fault, I didn't even mention it before.


Title: Re: Create Your Own B-Movie Premise!
Post by: fortunato on March 06, 2007, 01:22:17 PM
I know. I was j/k. It's all good, though.


Title: Re: Create Your Own B-Movie Premise!
Post by: clockworkcanary on March 06, 2007, 03:16:46 PM
Awesome username btw.