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Title: "Cthulhu" - with Tori Spelling
Post by: Andrew on January 04, 2007, 05:30:03 PM
There is a movie in production that bears a name from and appears to be loosely based on the mythos invented by Lovecraft.

Oddly, Tori Spelling is not cast as the title character.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0478126/

http://blog.wired.com/tableofmalcontents/2007/01/tori_spellings_.html


Title: Re: "Cthulhu" - with Tori Spelling
Post by: Menard on January 04, 2007, 06:40:37 PM
Oddly, Tori Spelling is not cast as the title character.

Ya beat me to the punchline. :tongueout:


Title: Re: "Cthulhu" - with Tori Spelling
Post by: CoreyHeldpen on January 04, 2007, 09:26:12 PM
If Cthulu(sp?) is even in this one, who wants to bet he/it won't show up until the last ten minutes or so, and will look incredibly bad?


Title: Re: "Cthulhu" - with Tori Spelling
Post by: Derf on January 05, 2007, 04:12:22 PM
Some things are too horrifying for the big screen.

(http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/4224/cthulhuspellingax1.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

But don't Cthulhu's hair and jewelry look fabulous?


Title: Re: "Cthulhu" - with Tori Spelling
Post by: Andrew on January 05, 2007, 04:24:16 PM
I was going to reply, but my mind was utterly destroyed by looking upon her eldritch visage.


Title: Re: "Cthulhu" - with Tori Spelling
Post by: rebel_1812 on January 05, 2007, 07:03:04 PM
If Cthulu(sp?) is even in this one, who wants to bet he/it won't show up until the last ten minutes or so, and will look incredibly bad?

its the 'Jaws' syndrome. 


Title: Re: "Cthulhu" - with Tori Spelling
Post by: Dennis on January 06, 2007, 11:10:42 AM
Some things are too horrifying for the big screen.

([url]http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/4224/cthulhuspellingax1.jpg[/url]) ([url]http://imageshack.us[/url])

But don't Cthulhu's hair and jewelry look fabulous?


Cthulhu will get you for this abomination my friend.


(I find it more than little disquieting that spell check wanted to change Cthulhu to Catholic, is there something going on we don't know about?)


Title: Re: "Cthulhu" - with Tori Spelling
Post by: raj on January 07, 2007, 03:19:37 PM
Isn't Cthulhu responsible for inflicting Tori Spelling upon us?


Title: Re: "Cthulhu" - with Tori Spelling
Post by: Dennis on January 07, 2007, 03:38:45 PM
Actually it was Mr. & Mrs. Spelling who did that, although they quite possibly did it through the use of a dark ceremony like the one used by Dean Stockwell on Sandra Dee in The Dunwich Horror, unfortunately Ed Begely Sr. was not around to stop it.