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Title: Caption Fun Post by: clockworkcanary on January 22, 2007, 09:42:22 AM (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/arena/arena2.jpg)
"And if I win...will I get my shirt back?" (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/babestoyland/babestoyland1.jpg) The idea of Bill and Ted 3 never got over with the fans. (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/boyanddog/boyanddog5.jpg) "I'm lookin for a heartbeat..." (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/candy/candy8.jpg) Early tryouts for Emperor Palpatine. (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/coolasice/coolasice8.jpg) The number of tickets sold world wide for this movie. Title: Re: Caption Fun Post by: peter johnson on January 22, 2007, 10:43:15 AM I especially like the obscure still from "A Boy and His Dog" --
peter johnson/denny crane Title: Re: Caption Fun Post by: clockworkcanary on January 22, 2007, 11:08:46 AM Thanks - there are a plethora of possible captions for any of the images from the reviews on this site. Feel free to contribute.
A few more: (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/urbanwarriors/urbanwarriors4.jpg) Poor man's version of "they took the whole [effing] bar!" (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/undertakerpals/undertakerpals2.jpg) Death via strawberry jam? (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/streetfighter/streetfighter3.jpg) "...and now Cammy here will sing 'the Locomotion!" (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/sextette/sextette7.jpg) "welcome to my nightmare...welcome to my breakdown...I hope I didn't scare you..." (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/santamars/santamars5.jpg) Skynet's first Terminator steps off the assembly line...the T 15! (http://www.badmovies.org/othermovies/mommiedear/mommiedear4.jpg) Most common reaction to K-Fed’s recent (and probably only) CD release. (http://www.badmovies.org/othermovies/justiceleague/justiceleague4.jpg) When the Flash is headlining you know you got problems! (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/abraxas/abraxas7.jpg) “I aint got time to suck” (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/ninjawars/ninjawars4.jpg) The Skittles commercial that never got to air. (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/partycrasher/partycrasher4.jpg) It’s either Hannibal “Big Hair” 1985 or his momma. (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/robochic/robochic7.jpg) Police Academy 666: Welcome to Hell (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/robochic/robochic5.jpg) Um...needs no caption (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/sharkhunter/sharkhunter7.jpg) “How the F#!k did I get on a Def Leppard set?!” (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/sharkhunter/sharkhunter6.jpg) Yeah we about $h!t ourselves too when we saw Catwoman. (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/howardduck/howardduck8.jpg) “Cleveland sucks…CLEVELAND SUCKS!” Title: Re: Caption Fun Post by: Poogie on January 22, 2007, 03:48:43 PM It's not a tuummmooorr....... (http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/Copyoffs_517.jpg)
Title: Re: Caption Fun Post by: Andrew on January 22, 2007, 06:55:59 PM (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/cyberninja/cyberninja6.jpg) The Bishop of Darkness blamed his mother's lisp for his confusion over "prism" vice "person." (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/itopworld/itopworld7.jpg) "Which viking was supposed to be watching the chili?" (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/messagespace/messagespace7.jpg) Another disappointed Hawaiian football fanatic. Title: Re: Caption Fun Post by: Poogie on January 22, 2007, 07:54:09 PM (http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/imagesCAT8UJHB.jpg) I feel a draft.....
Title: Re: Caption Fun Post by: clockworkcanary on January 23, 2007, 08:52:11 AM (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/sevengrand/sevengrand6.jpg)
“My moustache is bigger than yours!” (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/shipshame/shipshame1.jpg) K-Fed reads his Stud manual shortly after completing his “a***oles for Dummies” manual. (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/xouterspace/xouterspace8.jpg) All this giant monster wanted was a nice relaxing bubble bath. (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/slumberpartym/slumberpartym5.jpg) If I live ‘till 97, she’ll still be waiting in refrigerator heaven (http://www.badmovies.org/othermovies/icepirates/icepirates5.jpg) Richard Simmon’s version of utopia! (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/sinbad7th/sinbad7th6.jpg) “That’s the most severe case of Elephantidus I’ve ever seen!” (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/crabmonsters/crabmonsters2.jpg) “Hey Maryanne, I’ve mixed up this new thing we should try; I’ll call it, “Viagra!” (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/chocula/chocula3.jpg) KISS tries to sneak through rural Ohio with a new disguises right after they ditched their make up. (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/neonmaniacs/neonmaniacs2.jpg) Inspector Gadget examines his sample for the new drug testing procedure. Title: Re: Caption Fun Post by: Shadow on January 23, 2007, 11:08:33 PM (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/uninvited/uninvited3.jpg)
"Uh...when you said that you'd show me your p***y...I kinda had something else in mind." (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/manitou/manitou7.jpg) "And here we have the boot cupboard." Title: Re: Caption Fun Post by: Torgo on January 23, 2007, 11:22:56 PM (http://www.portlandmercury.com/blogtown/files/2006/05/seagal.GIF)
Steven shows the world the full extent of his acting ability. Title: Re: Caption Fun Post by: peter johnson on January 24, 2007, 12:06:32 AM Clockwork:
Nice of you to use 2 from Robochic!! peter johnson/denny gimp Title: Re: Caption Fun Post by: Joe the Destroyer on January 24, 2007, 03:28:00 AM (http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m49/Joe_the_Destroyer/anthropo.jpg)
If Alice Cooper and Rob Zombie had a child, and it craved baby flesh... (http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m49/Joe_the_Destroyer/session9.jpg) What it's like to watch Jaws: The Revenge caught in one picture. (http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m49/Joe_the_Destroyer/ea2.jpg) "Ahh... That took the edge right off my 'roids! Thanks!" (http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m49/Joe_the_Destroyer/htg.jpg) "Now this, Billy, is for busting caps. You follow me, boy?" Title: Re: Caption Fun Post by: clockworkcanary on January 24, 2007, 10:33:05 AM (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/cherry2k/cherry2k6.jpg)
Molly says screw detention! (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/greasers/greasers7.jpg) “Dude, your Halloween costume is total ass” (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/heavymetal2k/heavymetal2k1.jpg) “Now for the ultimate torture…you’re going to watch ‘She’s the Sheriff’ until your brain melts! (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/wildplanet/wildplanet4.jpg) Off to Tashi Station to pick up some power converters. (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/wosat/wosat8.jpg) “Being the Dungeon Master is good” (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/microwavem/microwavem4.jpg) Big Bird started letting himself go to Hell after he started hittin’ the meth. Title: Re: Caption Fun Post by: Flangepart on January 24, 2007, 07:18:10 PM That....is awsome!
Oh yeah....gotta be a writer for MST3K...well, it that were possable... Title: Re: Caption Fun Post by: Ash on January 25, 2007, 04:56:22 AM (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/nothingthere/nothingthere8.jpg)
"Dirty mouth? Try Orbit Gum!" Title: Re: Caption Fun Post by: clockworkcanary on January 26, 2007, 08:43:40 AM (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/sevengrand/sevengrand2.jpg)
“Yes grasshoppa, I will teach you Gopher Style™” (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/apple/apple3.jpg) Early Marylin Manson footage before he came up with a gimmick. (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/brainarous/brainarous5.jpg) “You might notice some hallucinatory effects after about 20 minutes” (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/cosmicman/cosmicman4.jpg) “Now that we’ve mastered Physics we’ll turn our attention to the other great mystery of life: women!” (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/crashburn/crashburn5.jpg) 10 Print “Lame ass 4-bit Coleco Vision Graphics” 20 Goto 10 Title: Re: Caption Fun Post by: Ash on January 26, 2007, 09:01:18 AM (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/sharkhunter/sharkhunter6.jpg)
"When will people stop saying that I look like Hilary Swank!?" Title: Re: Caption Fun Post by: Texdar on January 26, 2007, 09:33:33 AM (http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c315/Texdar/tubarm.jpg)
"Billy, how many times have I told you not bathe in my jello???" Title: Re: Caption Fun Post by: clockworkcanary on January 26, 2007, 09:56:33 AM Hehehe all these are great everyone. Thanks for contributing. Hope there's a lot more to come.
Title: Re: Caption Fun Post by: Shadow on January 26, 2007, 10:35:25 PM ([url]http://www.badmovies.org/movies/crashburn/crashburn5.jpg[/url]) 10 Print “Lame ass 4-bit Coleco Vision Graphics” 20 Goto 10 Too funny! That caption really brings back memories of playing around with my Atari 1200 computer. Title: Re: Caption Fun Post by: LilCerberus on January 27, 2007, 01:28:20 AM (http://hometown.aol.com/f1002890/Giac-Doll.JPG)
Of course, Lupita was happy with her new doll, but Santa was really hoping she wouldn't ask why Giacomo wanted one, too. Title: Re: Caption Fun Post by: LilCerberus on January 27, 2007, 02:51:35 AM I figured I'd let this one speak for it'self.
(http://hometown.aol.com/f1002890/pfs.jpg) Title: Re: Caption Fun Post by: Fausto on January 27, 2007, 06:48:51 PM (http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/fausto963/gallery2663.jpg)
"Would you like to pet my p***y...cat?" Title: Re: Caption Fun Post by: Andrew on January 27, 2007, 06:57:01 PM (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/fleshgordonii/fleshgordonii2.jpg) Plans for the King Kong Fountain were scrapped over public safety concerns. (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/futureforce/futureforce4.jpg) David Carradine models the Wii prototype. (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/terrorvision/terrorvision7.jpg) I only do phone sex. I don't think turning on my webcam would be a good idea. Title: Re: Caption Fun Post by: Doc Daneeka on January 27, 2007, 07:00:10 PM Sadly, the best ones I can think of are,
(http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/8943/yumyum6xh.png) SUCK MAH BALLZ BIATCH! (http://www.moviedeaths.com/images/grabs/total_recall-cohaagen-4.jpg) A rejected attempt to add realism to the live-action looney-tunes movie Title: Re: Caption Fun Post by: Dennis on January 27, 2007, 07:18:03 PM (http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/bunny.jpg) Caption included in picture Title: Re: Caption Fun Post by: Fausto on January 27, 2007, 07:18:22 PM (http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/fausto963/sh-crone-dvd2.jpg)
"If you thought the pics on my myspace page were hot, just wait till I take off the veil..." Title: Re: Caption Fun Post by: That_Az_Guy on January 27, 2007, 09:38:37 PM (http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b41/Az84/TheySavedHitlersBrain.jpg)
"Will it blend?" (http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b41/Az84/killer-shrew.jpg) "I can't close my mouth!" (http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b41/Az84/ej_ep_mak02.jpg) "15 tons and what do you get?" (http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b41/Az84/destroy1.jpg) Japan is set upon once more by the Soggy Banana-peel Monster (http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b41/Az84/gamera2.jpg) "Wow, that's a nice tooth I've got there, yup, real nice tooth." Title: Re: Caption Fun Post by: Shadow on January 27, 2007, 10:25:04 PM (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/2019after/2019after7.jpg) George's new mail order bride finally arrived. (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/streettrash/streettrash1.jpg) Unknown to most, before the trash can-dwelling Oscar the Grouch, Sesame Street featured the unpopular Terry the Talking Turd, Title: Re: Caption Fun Post by: Dr. Whom on January 28, 2007, 11:24:09 AM (http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a316/AlexFC/laserblast1.jpg)
Things went bad for Elliot when he met ET's evil twin Title: Re: Caption Fun Post by: SaintMort on January 28, 2007, 01:33:47 PM I"m mad at how many of these films I don't know what the pictures are from... becuase I want ot see them now! lol
Title: Re: Caption Fun Post by: Doc Daneeka on January 28, 2007, 02:02:24 PM check image properties on most of them
Title: Re: Caption Fun Post by: Shadow on January 28, 2007, 05:55:12 PM (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/killtomato/killtomato3.jpg) Barry Bonds' choice of cereal endorsment did nothing to quiet the rumors. (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/thebeing/thebeing4.jpg) "Um...guys? The film's cheeze-o-meter just started overheating!" (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/nukehigh/nukehigh5.jpg) Cleaning the bathrooms after the cafeteria had served quiche was Larry's least favorite part of his job. Title: Re: Caption Fun Post by: Andrew on January 28, 2007, 07:19:56 PM (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/frankenhooker/frankenhooker3.jpg) This is your brain on Craftsman. (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/squirm/squirm3.jpg) Some people are too down to earth. (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/unkorigin/unkorigin7.jpg) Melanie Shatner's pest control service just never caught on. Title: Re: Caption Fun Post by: Poogie on January 28, 2007, 09:53:34 PM Archeologists have dug up some 10,000 year old bones that they believe is the first politician...... :buggedout: (http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/cid_003b01c73789817983203c87f204ric.jpg)
Title: Re: Caption Fun Post by: Dennis on January 29, 2007, 01:00:34 AM Can you hear me now?
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/armydark5.jpg) Unfortunately, she discovered too late that this was not the Verizon Network. Title: Re: Caption Fun Post by: Ash on January 29, 2007, 01:07:14 AM (http://www.badmovies.org/othermovies/icepirates/icepirates4.jpg)
Lorena Bobbitt (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorena_Bobbit) decided to start her own business... Title: Re: Caption Fun Post by: Dennis on January 29, 2007, 01:32:09 AM Why yes , I use Pro-active solution, and Jergens Ultra Healing Extra Dry Skin Moisturiser. Thank you for noticing.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/still8.jpg) Title: Re: Caption Fun Post by: Dr. Whom on January 29, 2007, 07:27:57 AM (http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a316/AlexFC/fhicchickens.jpg)
After breaking the tribal taboos, Bongo was left to the Ravenous Chickens of Death Title: Re: Caption Fun Post by: clockworkcanary on January 29, 2007, 10:33:40 AM (http://www.webtechinfo.com/simon/files/Dave/WEBTECHINFO/file/FLICKS/isaiddanceb***h.jpg)
“I said dance b!tch!” (http://www.webtechinfo.com/simon/files/Dave/WEBTECHINFO/file/FLICKS/munster.jpg) The newest monster to join the Munsters – the tax man! (http://www.webtechinfo.com/simon/files/Dave/WEBTECHINFO/file/FLICKS/superdisquise.jpg) “Kal-El, that disguise is even more obvious than Clark Kent.” (http://www.webtechinfo.com/simon/files/Dave/WEBTECHINFO/file/FLICKS/jason_drivethru.jpg) “Yeah I’ll have a number 3 with a coke …and super size the f#!k outta it!” (http://www.webtechinfo.com/simon/files/Dave/WEBTECHINFO/file/DAVE/batlube.jpg) “So Bats…did you bring the Bat Lube?” Title: Re: Caption Fun Post by: Poogie on January 29, 2007, 01:34:02 PM I warned you about those toxic squirrels.....
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/imagesCAA6BCYR.jpg) Title: Re: Caption Fun Post by: Dennis on January 31, 2007, 02:33:06 AM Ladies and gentlemen please fasten your seat belts, this may be a rough landing.
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