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Everyone looks forward to crossover films (usually to be disappointed by a product with very little thought or style. As much as these turn out bad, they are still usually purty cool concepts (how the characters get to know each other and all).

What are some crossovers you'd like to see? Feel free to guess who would win any existing ones!

Predator vs. Tremors - a Yautja, on a routine hunt for humans stumples upon Perfection Nevada, where he finds a different kind of prey...
Leatherface vs. Mars - when the police come to flush the Hewitts out of Texas they flee to another godforsaken desert. Only to find that they have intruded in the territory of Papa Jupiter's clan!
Killbots vs. Zombies - the DotD zombies follow their subconcious urge to invade another mall. However, they happen to stay a bit too late, and the long-dorment mall-security droids are activated again!
Willard vs. Shino - Harvey Martin, brother of Frank Martin hoping to rid the "Stiles" name from his relative's company, hires a bug-using ninja to do so! (who framed Roger Rabbit style?)
Hannibal vs. Jigsaw - Jigsaw kidnaps another seemingly random group of people into his labyrinth of traps, only to find that one of this group comfortably eats one of the keys from his partner's body! He is soon aware that his new "victim" is not as stupid as his previous ones... (followed by Jigsaw vs. Cube?)
Tall Man vs. Pinhead - I dunno, but all I can say is that it would crush Morningside's "you don't go to Heaven, you come to us!" idea to bits.
Roman vs. Stanley vs. Prof. Solomon vs. Mark Lewis vs. Lionheart vs. (sound guy from Return to Horror High) - They wanted to make the ultimate movie of death, if only they could decide who gets control over the production!

Critters vs. Gremlins – The ultimate conflict to determine which species can eat the most. A starship crashes, Critters get loose, Gizmo gets wet, snacks after midnight and before you know it, small furry and scaly things are running amok, each vying for control of the same small town. Wait! That almost sounds like a crime drama. Well, perhaps making this film would be a crime.

Blade vs. Buffy – Vampires are running rampant! The world teeters on the edge of a new dark age. Fighting back the night is the Slayer – she who has defeated scores of suckers. Coming across the Day Walker, she mistakes him for another mutant vamp. The fight is on! The two B’s go at it until they realize that they’re on the same side and team up to rid the earth of those pesky vampires.

Godzilla vs. Gamera – The two greatest Japanese Daikaiju go at it! What Kaiju fan hasn't dreamt of this match up, which would pit Toho's Titan against Daei's Dynamo? One thing for sure, no matter who wins, fanboys will moan.

Doctor Who/Blake’s 7 – Ok, so neither are film franchises, but can I be the only one who ever fancied the thought of the Tardis materializing on the bridge of the Liberator, the Doctor emerging only to be met by Blake, Avon, Vila and the rest pointing weapons at him before he offers them a jelly baby? Then he could help them avert some scheme of Servalan. K-9 and Orac working together! I always thought the Blake’s 7 setting, with it’s oppressive Federation, could easily be squeezed somewhere into the Doctor Who timeline.

The End of Oz
Dorothy returns again to the Land of Oz, but finds it is again in peril - this time from something that will bring the grand spires of the Emerald City crashing down and destroy Munchkinland.  Yes, Godzilla goes on a rampage in Oz.

Whew. For a moment I thought you were going to say that she discovers it has become a men's maximum security prison.  :teddyr:

The Giant Spider VS The Giant Scorpion - Warring giant arachnids take out a town in an epic battle that reaches its peak at the Hoover Dam. It's spinneret against stinger, fangs against claws in this epic fight to the finish!

Dr. Jekyll VS Wolfman - two chem students discover different compounds that could boost a humans potential energy output 10-fold. Using the compound on themselves, they feel the rush (and eventual consequences) as their competition to be the best and brightest leads to a climactic brawl at the college's annual science expo as their accumulated energies come to the surface in a horrific eruption that must be seen to be believed!

Manos VS Pei Mei - The battle of the hands! (Honestly, I just couldn't come up with anyone else to pair with Manos)

The Invisible Man VS the Phantom from Space - The battle of two powers you can't see to believe! (The ideas are getting worse)

The Killer Shrews VS The Killer Tomatoes - Which side will be consumed first? (I have no good way to explain this one :teddyr:)

War of the Colossal Beast Master 2: Through the Portal of Time
 A deranged giant man (Marc Singer) who is able to control animal travels to present day Los
 Angeles.  Spunky rich girl (Jessica Alba) must help him in his quest.  As the police must
 contend with a giant who can control animals, the Colossal Beast Master must stop his evil
 half brother (Wings Hauser who really needs a job to afford food) from stealing a devestating
 experimental weapon with a PS3 and taking it to their home world where Tanya Roberts is
 considered talented. 

Warriors Vs Zombies- After NYC is infected with a zombie outbreak, The Warriors have to get back to Coney Island to protect their turf.

RoboCop vs. Predator. Murphy's on the case but the trail this hunter leaves behind could be all to set up a trap to bag his biggest score to date.

The Green Hornet vs. The Shadow: Two crimefighters who look more the part of criminals. Both men are working to bring down a mob syndicate when their paths cross.

Aliens on Mars: A ship containing alien offspring crashlands on the once thriving, far advanced planet of Mars. The Martian Tripods are mustered and harnessed to try and fight back the growing alien-martian hybrid threat.

CHUDs vs. Morlocks- Battle for control of the underworld!

Pumpkinhead vs. Rawhead- Someone accidentally breaking a seal lets Rawhead loose.  He kills kills a child in his rampage, which sends the child's father to seek an old witch living in the woods.  He offers his soul for vengeance over Rawhead, and Pumpkinhead is set on a rampage of his own.  Yeah, pretty much just combine the first PH with RR.

Freddy vs. Jason vs Pyramidhead- I don't really care how it happens, I just want to see who would win.

Sadako vs. Kayako - The freaky ghost girl from Ringu takes on the freaky ghost woman from Ju-on. Whatever the outcome, the eventual Americanized remake will pale in comparison.

Bloodrayne vs. Ultraviolet vs. Aeon Flux - Sure, the movie is gonna suck, but with all those hot females jumping around in super tight, barely there clothes...who the hell cares!

Yes, but Dorothy would just slap him on the nose, send him on a guilt trip, and save Oz through sheer pluckiness.

How about Jason vs. Gigli vs. Glitter: Sure Jason might kill off J-Lo and Mariah Carey (and who wouldn't want to see that?), but he would meet his match with Ben Affleck, who is possibly the only actor working today who is capable of showing less emotion than Jason (and without a mask!).

Or maybe

Chucky meets Cast Away (Battle of the Chucks): Tom Hanks plays Chuck Noland, whose Fed Ex plane crashes, stranding him on a deserted island. Little does he know that Chucky is also on the plane, having had himself packaged up and sent to wherever the plane was headed. Chucky tracks Chuck all over the island, tormenting him with corny one-liners and even killing his best friend, Wilson. Chuck finally manages to escape but is immediately thrown in the loony bin when he tells his tale. Chucky, meanwhile, launches himself into the ocean, ending up floating to shore in the Gulf of Mexico along the Texas Coast. He begins to wreak havoc, and in doing so draws the attention of the Texas Rangers. And then, you guessed it, Chuck Norris comes out and roundhouse kicks Chucky into orbit.

Okay, in the order of silliest to most mildy interesting:

Godzilla vs. the Smurfs- Come on, Seth Green... *crosses fingers*

Michael Myers vs. Mike Myers- Whoever wins, Dana Carvey still loses.

The Killer Shrews vs. The Giant Leeches- In the swamp, nobody can smell the wet fur.

Killer Tomatoes vs. The Gremlins vs. Hobgoblins- Which cheesy monsters will win? Winner gets to kill Gizmo.

The Wasp Woman vs. The Leech Woman vs. The Terror from The Year 5000-My money's on the Leech Woman, but maybe the Terror can use that radiation touch for a victory...

The Mu-tant vs. The Creature from the Black Lagoon Classic sci-fi baddies go at it in an interplanetary aqua-rumble.

The Amazing Colossal Man vs. The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man vs.The 50 Foot Woman vs. The Giant Gila Monster- Lame giant monster free-for-all.

Bela Lugosi vs. Boris Karloff...you know, if they weren't dead... or undead...

Ro-Man vs the Ape from the rue Morgue.   Fur-suit action. 

I also would kill to see a quality Horror Western. 
-Ed

Howsabout.

Dragons from Reign of Fire vs The Dragon (Bruce Lee).  Bruce lee has just finished kicking chuck norris around in Return of the dragon, when the giant head of the male dragon rears up and the battle is on.

The Slither slithering things vs. the giant leaches.  Um.. slithering goodness perhaps. 

Jaws (from Bond) vs. the Surgeon General from Skinned deep . Though the skinned deep movie is terrible, I think the battle of the metal teethed folk would be pretty darn cool.

my final one for now is Ro-man vs. the human robot (from the aztec mummy vs. the human robot).  The battle of dynamically opposed robotic creatures. one is furry and relatively quick, the other is metalic and slow... very very slow.. Could be cool though.

jeremy

I dunno, one has lips holding them back. But if the other say... bit them off? Now that is another story.

Alligator People vs Creature from the Black Lagoon 
Turns out the Alligator man crawled out of the quicksand.  They transport him to a place where he'd be comfortable and away from humans-the Black Lagoon in Brazil.  There he has a fight with the local top predator-GilMan.  With a group of envirmentalists caught in the middle

King Kong vs Q the Winged Serpent
Q is bigger and stronger than the pterdactyls on Skull island, so Kong would have a fight. 

Attack of the 50ft Woman and Amazzing Colossual Man vs Villiage of the Giants
Giant adults try to discipline giant teenages (Ironically, no one in the movie is under 30 years old

last but not least
Destroy all Monsters: American Style
The Aliens fromEarth vs the Flying Sauers are at war with the Aliens from Kronus(moive about a giant ticker-toy space robot...really)  The EVSFS aliens control the Giant Claw and the other aliens create another Kronus.  They decide to use earth as their battle ground.  Only a team of Earth monster can turn back the alien invaders.
King Kong, Q the Winged Serpent, Rhedusaurs(from Beas from 20,000 Fathoms) Giant Scorpion, Taruntula.  Giant Octopus from It came from beneth the Sea, Deadly Mantis  all in one great epic battle.  Oh, did I mention the aliens were raising the Ants from Them in a new colony from labor, and they escape.  Somebody make this movie!

Kronos might be the most underrated movie monstrosity in history: a gigantic alien robot that sucks in and absorbs radiation making it stronger. Drop whatever bomb you want on it and it'll only get stronger...

Batman Superman crosover movie. 'Nuff said.

Kronos was a good monster in concept, I just wish it had looked less like a child's toy in design :P The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man was more menacing in that regard.

I thought of another type of movie I would mix with "The Wizard of Oz" and that is something like "Friday the 13th."  Can you imagine Jason, grabbing up munchkins and beating them against a lamp post as all the other munchkins run away screaming?

Dropping the flying piranhas from "Piranha II" into Oz would be funny too.  Or a kung fu flick.  Imagine a wire-fu movie where the main characters are helping a village fight off a swarm of flying piranha!

The Magnificient Seven Samurai Versus the Flying Piranhas of OZ definitely sounds better than any of the Scarecrow movies from the past few years..

Perhaps an evil resident of Oz, Fu Munch-chu, could buy the assistance of Mombi, the last remaining wicked witch in Oz (yes, Mombi is a real Oz character from the Baum series, and yes, I'm an Oz geek), to give wings to the piranhas in a bid to take over Glenda's territory. Glenda would call on Dorothy, who, having just come home from the Kansas edition of B-Fest, would know of the Secret Agency. She would then call on Secret Agent Double-O, and we could all see Weng-Weng come to the rescue in an epic battle of wire-fu. Sadly, Double-O would then be forced to leave Oz in shame after peeking at Glenda with his X-ray specs.

Double Odinn7? I remember that

Star Wars vs Star Trek

Another great thing about a bunch of villagers fighting off flying piranha is the fish fry at the end of the movie in celebration of surviving the ordeal.  Nothing like a feel-good ending...

Vs. Saw

Spider-Man vs. Batman.

Peter Parker with his spider strength and above average intellgence. Or Bruce Wayne with his insanely high IQ but peak of human strength and skill.

Pretty much Street Style combat vs Trained Fighter.


Jason and the Argonauts with Transformers.

I don't know where that second one came from.

Godzilla vs. Gamera

Buffy v. Santo Buffy goes south of the border to find some more teenage vampires.  Buffy has her hands full with some Mexican lesbian vampires so it's Santo to save the day.  Santo! Santo! Adelante El Santo!!

Even if you clean them really well and discard the guts, especially the stomachs, would you really want to eat critters who had just spent most of the run time of the film killing and eating your friends and loved ones. Cannibalism by proxy seems possible.

Dr. Bruno Mabuse vs. Sam Gerard (Tommy Lee Jones from The Fugitive.

Adam Sandler and Will Ferrell vs. The Young Ones.

The Young Ones on Red Dwarf: Think about it, the similarities between characters - Red Dwarf has always been a variation of The Young Ones in outer space. But now the originals want their fair share...

Oh yeah, I want to see a Riki-Oh Fist of the North Star cross over.

If the two main characters got into a fight it could be a quick one since both could kill each other with one hit.

Quick but intense.

Now you have ruined my day.   No more apples from the tree by the old cemetery.

Sorry about that.

To paraphrase George Carlin when I saw him in concert many years ago and he did a bit railing against golf courses and cemeteries and wanting to use the land for farming and housing for the homeless: Plow those suckers up! All that potassium going to waste!

Yeah, the audience didn't like that line either.

Pumpkinhead vs Jeepers Creepers
After his lover is killed by the Creeper, the sheriff of a small mountain town summons Pumpkinhead to fight him off, seeing as how the Creeper is invincible, which the townsfolk found out after unloading enough ammo into him to kill a man twenty times over to little effect. How would the Creeper get to the town? Damned if I know.

Crocodile vs Alligator
After being flushed down a toilet, a baby alligator grows up to be a 60-foot-long killing machine, and runs into an equally large mother crocodile raiding the gator's home, because some stupid teens killed the croc's babies. The two reptiles fight to the death, with the teens caught in the middle of it.

Minotaur vs Cerberus
A group of youths are sacrificed to the evil bull god known as the Minotaur. However, one of them inexplicably has a cursed dagger in their possession. This leads to the three-headed demon guard dog Cerberus breaking into the Minotaur's domain to retrieve it, and an epic struggle between the two ensues.

Chuck Norris vs Samuel L Jackson
Chuck Norris thought Snakes on a Plane sucked, and hunts down Samuel L Jackson to relieve the stressful disappointment SoaP inflicted on him. But it seems Sam is no pushover...

lol, in a Scifi Channel original movie

The Yellow Brick Road Warrior

Probably. But you have to admit, Pumpkinhead vs Jeepers Creepers would be kind of cool, don't you think?

You know what would be better? If the Scifi Channel did their own variation of "Destory All Monsters", using the monsters from their own movies... well, maybe...

Yes, until Scifi picks it up :smile:

Heh-heh-heh, I wonder who the metaphorical Godzilla, Ghidorah, and Kilaaks would be :smile:

The titular Mansquito pretty much has to end up in there somewhere.  Throw in, oh, the also-titular Grendel and Manticore...or the man-eating locusts...

Harry Potter Jr. and Joshua Waits vs. Trolls/Goblins. Now that the actors are in their 30s, we could really see a showdown of (mock) heroic proportions. Plus, after all these years, it would explain how two movies that have absolutely nothing in common (besides cheapjack special effects) are tied together intricately. In Troll, Julia Louis-Dreyfus' name was Jeanette Cooper and in Troll 2, Holly Waits was dating an Elliot Cooper. Coincidence? Guess again.

Freddy vs. Jason the Rematch! : A straight up fight with no meddling kids to tip the fight in Jasons favor.

Ash vs. Leatherface: After the mighty Oldsmobile suffers a bit of engine trouble in a remote Texas town a vacationing Ash stumbles upon the "family" and it's on! throw in a few deadites for flavor.

Aliens vs. Star Wars:  In their relentless conquest the Empire comes across a seemingly deserted planet and discovers a race of creatures who are far more fearful than they imagined will they turn to the Rebels for assistance?

Hellraiser... Hannibals Reckoning:  Hannibal Lechter gains possession of a certain puzzlebox and after outwitti ng Pinhead and the cennobites he takes it to a whole new level.

Being a Sci-Fi junky and even though the shows in question are no longer made, I would have liked to see a Farscape and Babylon 5 crossover. But that will never happen.

RODAN Vs. THE GIANT CLAW!
Anti matter shield hah! The sheer UGLY will put Rodan off his game!