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Title: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: Poogie on January 28, 2007, 10:07:22 PM
What are your favorite lines from movies? I know everybody likes to say lines from movies in certain situations...it's just fun... I like Clint Eastwood's..."Go ahead, make my day". I know you have alot of them, so let loose....this should be fun....  :smile:


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: CheezeFlixz on January 28, 2007, 10:14:53 PM
"I want that head so clean that the Virgin Mary herself would be proud to take a dump in there."

Now what movie is it from ...



Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: Poogie on January 28, 2007, 10:21:19 PM
"I want that head so clean that the Virgin Mary herself would be proud to take a dump in there."

Now what movie is it from ...


 

   Full Metal Jacket....and the rest of the line is..."You do believe in the Virgin Mary, don't you private Joker?" 


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: soundtransit on January 28, 2007, 10:36:23 PM
The two favorites that come to my head are lines from Aliens (That's it man, Game Over man, GAME OVER!!) and Kelly's Heroes (There you go, more negative waves, have a little faith baby, have a little faith!)


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: ulthar on January 28, 2007, 10:47:04 PM
Ah, KELLY'S HEROS..I have not seen that one in years.  Great flick.

AIRPLANE is eminently quotable.  Once while flying into Miami, my wife and I 'disturbed' the folks around us by doing quotes from this movie.

We also quote THE HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER quite a bit, for some reason (it might be that we've watched it about 60 times - it is what we call around here a "good napping movie.")


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: BeyondTheGrave on January 28, 2007, 10:49:29 PM
Three lines that I use constantly and are my favorite are:

"You think I just dress like this? This is a way of life" from Return of the Living Dead one of the punks, Suicide, says it.

"Theirs no love in your punches" from Ichi the Killer.

"Get Her!!" from Ghostbusters.


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: LilCerberus on January 28, 2007, 10:58:39 PM
I've posted a number quotes to the imdb.
Right now, I'm wondering just how lazy it would be just to post links to them.


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: Ash on January 28, 2007, 11:45:38 PM
(http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/783/terminatorfy9.gif) (http://imageshack.us)
"I'll be back!"


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: Dennis on January 28, 2007, 11:54:58 PM
One of my all time favorites would be "You hit the kid, now I hit you." from Kindergarten Cop, but I'm also partial to "Mongo just pawn in game of life." from Blazing Saddles, and then there's "I know, this one's mine." from the D.I. I could go on for a long time but I'll stop and give every one a chance.


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: Him on January 29, 2007, 01:01:30 AM
"I've been waiting for you Obi-wan. We meet again at last. The circle is now complete. When I was with you I was but the learner, now I am the master"


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: quabrot on January 29, 2007, 01:30:10 AM
-"Doing stuff is overrated. Like Hitler. He did a lot. But don't we all wish he woulda just stayed home and gotten stoned?" The Tao of Steve

-"I still love you, even if you are a cyborg." Terror of MechaGodzilla

-The entire script of Arthur.

When I saw the thread I had a lot more...


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: LilCerberus on January 29, 2007, 03:13:43 AM
After double checking my imdb update history, these seem to be where I spent most of my time.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0104442/quotes
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092933/quotes
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0249895/quotes


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: RCMerchant on January 29, 2007, 05:58:53 AM
The line from under Bela (my avatar),from the documentary,MANSON(1972).
I also like to quote Dwight Frye from Dracula,when the wify asks me to do something...Yes,master! in my best Reinfield voice.
"Am I a clown? Do I amuse you?Whattaya mean I'm funny? Why am I so f**kin' funny?"-Goodfellows!


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: ulthar on January 29, 2007, 11:04:43 AM
BRICK also has some good quotes..if you can sort them out.   :smile:


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: Lunver on January 29, 2007, 11:18:52 AM
Meh, I'm at work atm and cant remeber what episode or what season its from... but yeah...

Patient: "She's making you do her?"
Dr. House: "Not do her... Date her!"

chatter i cant remember...

Wilson: "Young, ingenue doctor falling in love with gruff, older mentor; her sweet gentle nature bringing him to a closer, fuller understanding of his wounded heart."

blabla some more chatter... and finally, the greatest line ever written:

*patient puts his arm around Dr. House and says:*
"Do her... Or you're gay..."


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: Poogie on January 29, 2007, 04:09:40 PM
  "On my signal unleash hell"

 (http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/thumbnailCACEWHZA.jpg)     


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: LilCerberus on January 29, 2007, 06:10:46 PM
"Even I think *this* is stupid." - Homer Simpson
"I've never liked change, but then, stayin' the same hasn't been too good to me, neither." - King of the Hill
"Change can be a good thing, especially if that change involves changin' it back to the way I liked it in the first place." - The John Boy & Billy Big Show
"A man, in a cylinder, unscrewin' it from another world?" - The Pottsman

Also, I've got a couple sci-fi/horror exploitation flicks that always remind me of a certain episode of The Monkees (you know the one), and I've been known to say to myself "Don't listen to him head! Stay there head!"


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: JaseSF on January 29, 2007, 06:20:33 PM
"Get Yer Stinkin' Paws Off of Me....you Damn Dirty Ape!" - PLANET OF THE APES (1968)

"There is no phone ringing...Dammit!" - THE OMEGA MAN (1971)

"Thanks a lot, you cheating bastard." - THE OMEGA MAN (1971)

"There's never a cop around when you need one. " - THE OMEGA MAN (1971)

Matthias: "One creature, caught. Caught in a place he cannot stir from in the dark, alone, outnumbered hundreds to one, nothing to live for but his memories, nothing to live with but his gadgets, his cars, his guns, gimmicks... and yet the whole family can't bring him down from that, that..."
Zachary: "Honky paradise, brother?"
Matthias: "Forget the old ways, brother, all the old hatreds." - THE OMEGA MAN (1971)

"Aw, nuts. People were always rotten. But the world 'was' beautiful." - SOYLENT GREEN (1973)

"Listen, this old system of yours could be on fire and I couldn't even turn on the kitchen tap without filling out a 27b/6... Bloody paperwork. " - BRAZIL (1985)

"If you want a vision of the future, Winston, imagine a boot stamping on a human face forever. " - 1984 (1984)

"Power is tearing human minds apart and putting them back together in new shapes of your own choosing. " - 1984 (1984)

"Freedom is the freedom to say two plus two equals to five. If that is granted all else will follow."  - 1984 (1984)


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: RCMerchant on January 30, 2007, 05:42:37 AM


"Freedom is the freedom to say two plus two equals to five. If that is granted all else will follow."
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Tell that to WyreWizard.


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: CheezeFlixz on January 30, 2007, 01:54:25 PM

You WILL respect my ah-thora-tye. -- Cartman of South Park


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: CheezeFlixz on January 30, 2007, 01:55:54 PM
  "On my signal unleash hell"

 ([url]http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/thumbnailCACEWHZA.jpg[/url])     


Are you not entertained?


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: Fausto on January 30, 2007, 04:07:11 PM
"Let's show this prehistoric b***h how we do things downtown" -Ghostbusters

"There are two kinds of people in this world: my kind of people, and a***oles"-Pink Flamingoes

"Jesus wept"-Hellraiser

"Did you see a pack of trojans?" "Gee, I just ran out..."   History of the world, part one


"I just adore this God fellow. He's so deliciously evil." -Family Guy


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: Poogie on January 30, 2007, 05:07:50 PM
   "Excuse me, is this your brain?"   As Basil picks up a piece of lint, on Faulty Towers.


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: KYGOTC on January 30, 2007, 05:11:12 PM
kung Pow!: Enter the fist is chalked full uvum, but i shall just pick one.


"I rock. AND roll. ALL day long. Sweet Suzie!


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: Zapranoth on January 31, 2007, 06:43:08 PM
Most of the first movie version of Dune.   

And then various others:

"I do not think it means what you think it means."  (Fessik)

"Gimmesomesugarbaby."  (Oh, yeah, no need to cite that one)

"Bring out the Gimp."  (Just for the sheer effect of the line, at that time, when none of us had seen what's next.)

"I HATE Illinois Nazis!"


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: Torgo on January 31, 2007, 11:36:14 PM
For me, practically any line of dialogue from Monty Python & The Holy Grail, Monty Python's Life of Brian, Monty Python's The Meaning of Life, Dr. Strangelove, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs. 


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: Poogie on February 02, 2007, 06:15:24 PM
    "What we have here is a failure to communicate"  From Cool Hand Luke.  :smile:


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: CheezeFlixz on February 03, 2007, 12:41:11 AM
Sarah: That's not fair!
Jareth: You say that so often, I wonder what your basis for comparison is?


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: raj on February 03, 2007, 10:06:51 AM
"You're gonna have to answer to the Coca Cola Company"
Colonel "Bat" Guano in Dr. Strangelove


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: Poogie on February 03, 2007, 02:26:35 PM
I don't drink vwine and I don't smoke s**t.....Love at First Bite.. 


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: trekgeezer on February 03, 2007, 04:59:48 PM
"Some call me......Tim."

"That rabbits a killer!"


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: Poogie on February 03, 2007, 05:07:44 PM
"It's got big bitey teeth" "Look at the bones maaan"


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: CheezeFlixz on February 03, 2007, 05:09:35 PM
Tis nothing but a flesh wound. Come back here you coward and I'll bite your legs off.


Next ...


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: Poogie on February 03, 2007, 05:16:37 PM
"What are going to do....bleed all over me?"


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: CheezeFlixz on February 03, 2007, 05:21:31 PM
You are in great peril ...
But I like peril.


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: Poogie on February 03, 2007, 05:54:40 PM
You got me...now I have to watch the movie again...  :teddyr:


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: CheezeFlixz on February 03, 2007, 06:33:21 PM
You got me...now I have to watch the movie again...  :teddyr:

When Micheal Palin (Sir Galahad the Pure) was been removed from the castle of the maidens by King Arthur ...

King Arthur says "We must go, you are in great peril!"
(The maiden are holding Galahad back, telling him they want him)
Galahad says "But I like peril."

I know this movie by heart, I saw it when it first came to cinema ... (yeah I'm old)!


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: Poogie on February 03, 2007, 06:45:36 PM
You got me...now I have to watch the movie again...  :teddyr:

When Micheal Palin (Sir Galahad the Pure) was been removed from the castle of the maidens by King Arthur ...

King Arthur says "We must go, you are in great peril!"
(The maiden are holding Galahad back, telling him they want him)
Galahad says "But I like peril."

I know this movie by heart, I saw it when it first came to cinema ... (yeah I'm old)!

Don't worry I'm older, that's probably why I don't remember too much of it.. see what you have to look forward to..  :bouncegiggle:  :bouncegiggle: (Just kidding) It makes for a good excuse though.. :smile:


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: LilCerberus on February 03, 2007, 11:18:16 PM
"Be warned Sarse, this is non-compliance. The Main Force Patroll will not tolerate such action. This persuit is designated a standard, Code four-four. Please respond only to that code. Code four-four indicates no requirement for a blockade. A Persuit Special has been stolen. Hall Captain Fifi MacAfee does not like this any more than you, however we must not compremise territorial range. Remember that only by following instructions, can we hope to maintain a successful highway program."


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: CheezeFlixz on February 03, 2007, 11:26:05 PM
Quote from: Poogie
Don't worry I'm older, that's probably why I don't remember too much of it.. see what you have to look forward to..  :bouncegiggle:  :bouncegiggle: (Just kidding) It makes for a good excuse though.. :smile:

Get your walker and go watch the movie ... then answer me these questions three.
What is the quest?
What is your favorite color?
What is the air speed velocity of a unladen swallow?


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: Zapranoth on February 04, 2007, 01:49:30 AM
Ah, man!  How could I have forgotten this line, which was so masterfully delivered:

"It's like he wuz wearin' a suit made outta Edgar.  You know.  A..  a Edgar suit."


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: LilCerberus on February 04, 2007, 02:10:28 AM
"I'm not a bad man! I'm uh, I'm sick, you see! What's that they call it now, uh suh-suh-psychopathic! That's it! The Courts, man, he said so! You're not gonna hurt me, are you?"


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: RCMerchant on February 04, 2007, 08:29:15 AM
I just bought Search for the Holy Grail yesterday at the flea market,so I finally caught on to all these off the wall lines....


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: CheezeFlixz on February 04, 2007, 10:39:11 AM
I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts.


And now on to scene 24. A smashing scene with some lovely acting...


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: Dennis on February 04, 2007, 02:23:26 PM
The wife took her walker into the den to try and find our copy of the movie, while helping her look I came across a VHS tape with Beginning of the End on it. I am going to watch this one now while the wife reviews John Cleese and company in the den, she should have an answer soon, meanwhile:

BRING ME A SHRUBBERY!


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: Poogie on February 04, 2007, 02:34:32 PM
Quote from: Poogie
Don't worry I'm older, that's probably why I don't remember too much of it.. see what you have to look forward to..  :bouncegiggle:  :bouncegiggle: (Just kidding) It makes for a good excuse though.. :smile:

Get your walker and go watch the movie ... then answer me these questions three.
What is the quest?
What is your favorite color?
What is the air speed velocity of a unladen swallow?

I couldn't find the movie, but I believe the answers to your questions are....
To find the holy grail
Blue
Is that an African or a European swallow?  :question:


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: CheezeFlixz on February 04, 2007, 02:47:29 PM
The wife took her walker into the den to try and find our copy of the movie, while helping her look I came across a VHS tape with Beginning of the End on it. I am going to watch this one now while the wife reviews John Cleese and company in the den, she should have an answer soon, meanwhile:

BRING ME A SHRUBBERY!

Who are you?
Dennis.
Dennis who?
Dennis the Shrubber.


So if you are the shrubber how might I ask I can bring you a shrubbery when you have them?

(In fact it was Roger the Shrubber, but that just wouldn't make sense would it? There was a Dennis in the movie.)


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: Dennis on February 04, 2007, 03:02:01 PM
The wife took her walker into the den to try and find our copy of the movie, while helping her look I came across a VHS tape with Beginning of the End on it. I am going to watch this one now while the wife reviews John Cleese and company in the den, she should have an answer soon, meanwhile:

BRING ME A SHRUBBERY!

Who are you?
Dennis.
Dennis who?
Dennis the Shrubber.


So if you are the shrubber how might I ask I can bring you a shrubbery when you have them?

(In fact it was Roger the Shrubber, but that just wouldn't make sense would it? There was a Dennis in the movie.)

I am also one of The Knights Who Say Nicht and I also want a small fence so we can have a nice 3D effect or I shall say nicht to you until you bring them to me.


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: Bill C. on February 04, 2007, 11:11:16 PM
The opening monologue from Casino.  Not very funny, but it's just stuck with me ever since the first time I heard it:

"When you love someone, you've gotta trust them.  There's no other way--you've got to give them the key to everything that's yours.  Otherwise, what's the point?"

Pretty much anything from Die Hard.  I mean, really.

"Leave the gun.  Take the canolis." (The Godfather)

HAL 9000's entire monologue while being lobotomized in 2001: A Space Odyssey.

And, of course, another nod to Planet of the Apes ("It's a madhouse!  A MAAAADHOOOUUUUSE!").


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: ulthar on February 05, 2007, 01:23:04 PM
From Twister:

"The days of sniffing the dirt are over."
"That's better than what you sniff."


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: Poogie on February 05, 2007, 01:27:45 PM
You reminded me of one from "Twister"........"cow".....   :smile:


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: Katie on February 05, 2007, 06:03:01 PM
"Listen, do you smell something?"


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: LilCerberus on February 05, 2007, 06:41:52 PM
Jon: "None of us f**k, you see. Sex is ugly. None of your boring American free-hippie-love s**t here."
Sid: "Sex is boring, nasty hippie s**t."

No, Sidney! It's "We Don't Care!" There's no f*****g in it!

I aint gonna be a punk rocker, no more!
What are you gonna be, then?
A Rude Boy, like my Dad!

You promised you weren't gonna do any smack until after the gig, and you didn't even save me any!

My bones hurt!

"There were two punk rockers sitting in the row behind me. One of them said to the other, "This is like shooting up with people you don't even like." - film critic Rex Reed


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: Dennis on February 05, 2007, 10:34:11 PM
One of my all time favorites:

"Not hardly."

From what movie?



Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: LilCerberus on February 05, 2007, 10:40:50 PM
"Not hardly."

From what movie?
LilJake


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: LilCerberus on February 06, 2007, 02:19:25 AM
Just about any of those pontifications from Rumble Fish.


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: Dennis on February 06, 2007, 09:28:19 AM
"Not hardly."

From what movie?

LilJake

(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/jw03.jpg)

You'd best smile when you call me that.


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: CheezeFlixz on February 06, 2007, 09:49:19 AM
You lookin' at me? ...... You lookin' at me? ...... You lookin' at me? ..... Are you lookin' at me? .... You lookin' at me?

I'm standing here; you make the move. You make the move. It's your move...

How's everything in the pimp business?

Loneliness has followed me my whole life, everywhere. In bars, in cars, sidewalks, stores, everywhere. There's no escape. I'm God's lonely man.

(All from TAXI DRIVER)



Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: LilCerberus on February 06, 2007, 10:12:41 AM
Barney: "You talkin' t' me?"
thug: "Yeah, I'm talkin' t' you!"
Barney: "Hmm? You talkin' t' me?"
Jane: "He already said he was, Barn."
Barney: "You must be talkin' t' me; I'm the only one here!"
Peyton: "Where am I, Barn?"


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: Bill C. on February 06, 2007, 11:24:43 AM
A couple I missed along the way:

"Now you see that evil will always triumph....because good is dumb." (Spaceballs)

"It's all part of life's rich pageant, Brenda...and you better f*ckin' get used to it." (The Running Man...it's all in the delivery.)

Damn near anything from the film Network.  But if I had to pick just one line...oh yes: "I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not gonna take it any more!"

"Losers always whine about their best.  Winners go home and f*ck the prom queen." (The Rock)

The inevitable "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."

The even more inevitable "Go ahead.  Make my day."

And, yes, the completely and utterly inevitable "No....I am your father."



Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: Dennis on February 07, 2007, 12:28:04 AM
Another couple of my favorites:
You had best start s****** me Tiffany cufflinks or I will definitely f*** you up
OOOOH, Jules, I just shot Marvin in the face!
followed by
We are driving around in broad daylite in a car covered in brains and blood, cops tend to notice things like that.


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: Thorn Is on February 07, 2007, 06:45:23 PM
probably not going to get it word for word

"The greatest swordsman in Italy does not fear the second best, but the worse, for that one would be unpredictable." Vincent Price - Masque of Red Death


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: Zapranoth on February 07, 2007, 07:30:40 PM
"Bye."

(From which movie?)


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: BoyScoutKevin on February 08, 2007, 07:49:08 PM
Really there are so many great scenes in "Monty Python and the Holy Grail," that quoting a line or two from the movie, really doesn't do the movie any justice, it has to be seen, as peformed by Monty Python, to really appreciate it,  but here are a couple of lines from the film, that gives one some idea of the type of humor in it.

A king [gesturing to the window]: "One day, all this will be yours."
His son, the prince: "What the curtains?"

The Broadway musical "Spamalot,"  most likely takes its title from a line in this film.


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: Potato king on February 14, 2007, 03:53:37 AM
My favourite movie line comes from the finnish dubbed version of silver fang, and roughly translated it goes something like this:
"They don't fear anything, that's why they are nothing-fearers."
 The dubbing is so horrible, that if you understand finnish, you will laugh your intestines out during the first three minutes and actually enjoy the pain!


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: Poogie on February 15, 2007, 08:41:05 PM
"I notice you're frowning this morning, mophead ....You're not angry with me are you?"
"You know I don't think I could stand it if I thought you were angry with me."


Does anyone know what this is from?


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: Mr. DS on February 16, 2007, 12:10:00 PM
all time favorite...after Luke says "Your overconfidence is your weakness" in ROTJ...the Emporer's response...

"Your faith in your friends is yours..."


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: Katie on February 16, 2007, 02:54:17 PM
"I'm not bad.  I'm just drawn that way."


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: Dennis on February 17, 2007, 04:10:09 AM
Actually I'm from Iowa, I only work in outerspace.


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: LilCerberus on February 17, 2007, 11:05:30 PM
 :question: "Hey Mickey, I thought you were putting your clothes on."
 :buggedout: "I was putting my clothes on, but my clothes took off! Could it be my clothes are putting *me* on?"

 :lookingup: "You'd forget your head, if it weren't attached."
 :buggedout: "NO! Don't listen to him, head! Stay there, head!"


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: JimH The Special on February 20, 2007, 02:11:29 PM
One of my favorites is near the end of Heist (the Gene Hackman one).

A wounded villain says, with a hero over him with a gun:

"Don't you want to hear my last words?"

"I just did"

*BANG*


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: odinn7 on February 20, 2007, 02:16:37 PM
"Perhaps it was the result of an anxiety"- Bubba Zanetti in Mad Max

"Back off man, I'm a scientist"- Dr. Peter Venkman in Ghost Busters

"Your mother ate my dog!"- Paquita Maria Sanchez in Dead Alive/ Braindead

"I won't kill you, but I don't have to save you"- Batman in Batman Begins

"That there is one damn fine coat you're wearin"- Marv in Sin City


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: Trevor on February 21, 2007, 06:45:15 AM
From Shaun Of The Dead:

David: "I'm a lecturer!"
Shaun: "You're a TWAT!"

From The Crimson Rivers:

Max: "I didn't come all this way to stand here with my dick in my hand!"

From La Haine

Little Man: "Ahhh, there's nothing like a good s***!"  :teddyr:

From Hellraiser

Pinhead: "We have such sights to show you!"

And my favourite, also courtesy Mr Doug Bradley from HellRaiser: Hellseeker

Pinhead: "Welcome to the worst nightmare of all. Reality."


Title: Zapranoth's movie
Post by: Trevor on February 21, 2007, 06:49:56 AM
Hi Zapranoth ~ I think that's Clu Gulager's line from The Hidden  :teddyr:


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: unluckytourist on February 21, 2007, 07:20:56 AM
"That's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that."

"Yeah. See, we plan ahead, that way we don't do anything right now. Earl explained it to me."

"We've gone on holiday by mistake." and "I mean to have you even if it must be burglary."

"It's all greek to me!"

Thats enough for me now.


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: unluckytourist on February 21, 2007, 07:22:53 AM
Oh! and for more recent big budget badness,

"Cowboy the f**k up!"


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: Dennis on February 21, 2007, 09:10:43 PM
Okay general, I'll think about it some more, but I'm pretty sure my answer is still gonna be bite me.



Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: Shadow on February 21, 2007, 09:34:56 PM
My all time favorite movie quote is from James Earl Jones as Thulsa Doom in Conan The Barbarian:

"Now they will know why they are afraid of the dark. Now they will learn why they fear the night."

I tend to say it softly to myself at times when someone has angered me. :teddyr:


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: Torgo on February 21, 2007, 09:47:45 PM
(From the Thing)

Garry: I know you gentlemen have been through a lot, but when you find the time, I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter TIED TO THIS F**KING COUCH!
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(From Big Trouble in Little China)

Jack Burton: Hey, I'm a reasonable guy. But I've just experienced some very unreasonable things.

Jack Burton: Like I told my last wife, I said, "Honey, I never drive faster than I can see, and besides... it's all in the reflexes."

Jack Burton: Ok, you people! Sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning. And if we're not back by dawn... call the president.

Jack Burton: Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big old storm right in the eye and says, "Give me your best shot. I can take it."

Jack Burton: We really shook the pillars of heaven, didn't we, Wang?
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(from Kung Pow: Enter the Fist)

Master Betty: I have been called bad before. Many have said I do things that are not correct to do. I don't believe in talk such as this. I am nice man, with happy feelings. All of the time. First, a joke. What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee chord? My @ss. Nyah, haha, haha, haha, ENOUGH!

Master Betty: When you girls are done kissing, I've got some @ss kicking for you.

 Master Tang: Pay no attention to Wimp Lo, we purposely trained him wrong... as a joke.

Master Betty: Feel my paralyzer
[paralyzes chosen one's right arm, then his left arm]
Master Betty: Say good night, floppy.
[knocks out chosen one]

 :teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr:
 


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: clockworkcanary on February 22, 2007, 08:25:10 AM
"Mind if we dance wif yo dates?"


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: trekgeezer on February 23, 2007, 08:42:58 AM
"That green-blooded son of a b***h, this is his revenge for all those arguments he lost!"

"I don't believe in the no-win scenario."

"Aye, and if my grandmother had wheels she'd be a wagon"

"Oh, him? He's harmless. Part of the free speech movement at Berkeley in the sixties. I think he did a little too much LDS. "

"Your use of language has altered since our arrival. It is currently laced with, shall we say, more colorful metaphors, "double dumb-ass on you" and so forth. "

"I'd give real money if he'd shut up."

"Up your shaft!"

"The more they over think the plumbing, the easier it is to stop up the drain. "

 (Kirk): "My God, Bones, what have I done?"
(Bones): "What you had to do; what you always do: turn death into a fighting chance to live. "


(Bones): "Where are we going?"
(Kirk): "Where they went."
(Bones): "Suppose they went nowhere?"
(Kirk): "Then this will be your big chance to get away from it all. "


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: Jack on February 23, 2007, 09:38:41 AM
One I use on my wife ocassionally, from T'ealc on Stargate:  "Be silent woman".

A line from MST3K, that Joe Don Baker spisode, I use it when we have guests over and one of them asks to use the bathroom:  "Just don't use the guest towels for toilet paper like you did last time".



Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: LilCerberus on February 24, 2007, 01:14:53 AM
"I best get crackin', mate"

 :buggedout: "What a magnificent head!"
 :question: "What?"
 :buggedout: "A, uh, superb... head."
 :smile: "Oh, thank you! I have had several. I had an old grey model before this one; some people used to like that one."

 :wink: "So, what's you fella's line o' work, anyway?"
 :lookingup: "Survival."
 :wink: "Oh. Well that's the slowest form o' suicide."

"I didn't think even Mars needed women that bad. Pristine Suggs was un-volumptuous."


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: Dennis on February 24, 2007, 11:48:47 AM
"As human beings our only reason for existence should be to think, to learn, we've probed space, journeyed to the ocean floor, we've split the atom........"

"Yeah, and look how happy that's made everyone"


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: RCMerchant on February 24, 2007, 01:36:51 PM
Pvt.Joker"We're gonna be in a world of sh!t...
Pvt.Pyle" I AM...in a world..of SH!T!"


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: LilCerberus on February 24, 2007, 11:13:00 PM
"I don't need pants to be foolish!"

"I'll bet the eight-ball didn't see that one comin'!"


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: Dennis on February 26, 2007, 08:48:42 PM
Remember, somewhere on this island is a doll with your face on it, voodoo ta ta.

Jack, you go ahead and start the war, I'll be along directly with the nuclear weapons.


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: RCMerchant on February 26, 2007, 09:05:57 PM
" I have been forgiven of all my sins and transmissions!!!"


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: Shadow on February 27, 2007, 10:50:07 PM
"As human beings our only reason for existence should be to think, to learn, we've probed space, journeyed to the ocean floor, we've split the atom........"

"Yeah, and look how happy that's made everyone"

Ah yes, good old Dr. Arthur Carrington. :thumbup:


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: Automan2000 on February 28, 2007, 11:53:28 PM
"The field.... the field is covered with blood!" Fiver from Watership Down.

I still wonder why they consider this movie to be a family movie. It's can be pretty disturbing to adults I'd hate to see how kids react to it.


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: ghouck on March 01, 2007, 12:15:56 AM
Can't really post it here, but in The Boondock Saints, Rocco uses the F-word about eleven times to form a fairly incomplete half a sentence.
Alot of other good lines in the movie. .


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: Dr. Whom on March 01, 2007, 09:00:56 AM
As for Dirty Harry, I always preferred

The question you should be asking yourself is, do I feel lucky? Now do you, punk?


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: KYGOTC on March 02, 2007, 04:12:32 PM
Super Troopers-

"Ok, Who wants a mustashe ride?"

"OOO! OOO! WE DO!"


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: LilCerberus on March 02, 2007, 06:49:11 PM
"Even I think this is stupid." - Homer Simpson :drink:


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: Dr. Whom on March 03, 2007, 06:07:37 AM
Cowboy approaching a card table: Is this a game of chance?
W.C. Fields: Not the way I play it.



Rufus T. Firefly: Marry me, and I'll never look at another horse again!


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: ghouck on March 03, 2007, 12:24:31 PM
"Must be my lucky day, I got a chunky bit"- Bad Taste


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: KYGOTC on March 05, 2007, 12:44:56 AM
"Must be my lucky day, I got a chunky bit"- Bad Taste

heh, that IS a good one.


Kid- "Sorry. I just threw up in your car."

Mo-"I know."

Kid- "I just ate shaving cream."

Mo- "Yea, well we all have to do that sometimes."

-THE STUFF

(For the record, the stuff izznt really that great of a movie.)


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: Poogie on March 05, 2007, 11:41:09 AM
This was from a movie I saw many years ago and I can't remember what it was. :lookingup:
This guy is flopping around on the ground like he's having some kind of fit, so they call over the doctor.
Doctor: "Well....he's having a fit."
Man standing next to him: "I'm not a doctor and I can see he's having a fit!"


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: moravec on March 05, 2007, 02:42:40 PM


Can I cook, or can't I.



Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: iggy9919 on March 08, 2007, 01:45:52 AM
"english motherf**ker, do you speak it !!!???"

julius-pulp fiction


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: Dr. Whom on March 08, 2007, 01:04:31 PM
I kick ass for the Lord

Father McGruder


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: JPickettIII on March 09, 2007, 02:04:51 PM
See if you can guess this one:

"With your head and my shoulders, we can wreck civilization"

or

"Put your throat on this sword"

or

"Go on Dan, use your dagger".

Any guesses????

Here is another that might help:

" Us ------ are never more dangerous than when we are dead".

Curious how many fans of this movie are out there.

John


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: Dennis on March 11, 2007, 11:21:08 PM
I can go from zero to naked in 30 seconds, and that includes travel time.

From Desparate Housewives. :buggedout:


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: LilCerberus on March 12, 2007, 12:13:48 AM
See if you can guess this one:

"With your head and my shoulders, we can wreck civilization"

or

"Put your throat on this sword"

or

"Go on Dan, use your dagger".

Any guesses????

Here is another that might help:

" Us ------ are never more dangerous than when we are dead".

Curious how many fans of this movie are out there.

John

 :tongueout: That would be, eh, Professor Anthrax!
 :lookingup: It's Yellow Beard.
 :hatred: I'M IN DISGUISE, YOU STUPID!


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: JPickettIII on March 12, 2007, 02:36:53 PM
See if you can guess this one:

"With your head and my shoulders, we can wreck civilization"

or

"Put your throat on this sword"

or

"Go on Dan, use your dagger".

Any guesses????

Here is another that might help:

" Us ------ are never more dangerous than when we are dead".

Curious how many fans of this movie are out there.

John

 :tongueout: That would be, eh, Professor Anthrax!
 :lookingup: It's Yellow Beard.
 :hatred: I'M IN DISGUISE, YOU STUPID!

Antoher Yellow Beard fan, awesome.


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: biff_debris on March 15, 2007, 07:54:25 PM
Torgo, you forgot my all-time fave Jack Burton quote, simply because Kurt Russell says it with such dynamic gusto:

(http://frankackerman.com/burton.jpg) "SON OF A b***h MUST PAY!"


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: iggy9919 on March 17, 2007, 12:51:48 AM
"these carrots are not going to ejaculate themselves!!"

andy dick-Old school


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: Poogie on March 19, 2007, 01:04:40 PM
From Caddy Shack....Rodney Dangerfield....releases some noisy gas, says, "Someone step on a Duck"  :buggedout:


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: ThadC on March 20, 2007, 03:54:19 PM
Ok, have not been around for a long time, but had to Re: to this one.
Most of my favorite lines are from slingblade.
Funny HA HA, or funny Queer.
I like them french fried taters.

If ya seen it, ya know the others.
If not.... see it.


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: D-Man on March 20, 2007, 05:13:42 PM
"I have come here to chew bubblegum..." 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp_K8prLfso


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: Torgo on March 20, 2007, 05:32:02 PM
Torgo, you forgot my all-time fave Jack Burton quote, simply because Kurt Russell says it with such dynamic gusto:

([url]http://frankackerman.com/burton.jpg[/url]) "SON OF A b***h MUST PAY!"


Yes indeed!    :teddyr:

That entire movie's immensely quotable.


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: Dennis on March 21, 2007, 12:19:48 AM
From Jeremiah Johnson,
"fine figure of a man, that is all you need to know"

"Indians put ya there, did they?"
"well it tweren't the Mormons"

"with all them Indians after you I find that I cannot brag about your choice of campsites"


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: felgekarp on March 21, 2007, 06:24:05 AM
Groucho to Chico in The Coconuts - "Get away from that tree before it dies", always makes me laugh.


Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: Dennis on March 26, 2007, 08:56:26 PM
This is from That 70's Show, the episode with Dwayne Johnson as a pro wrestler. Eric and Red go into the locker room to get an autograph and the following conversation takes place:

Eric (to Dwayne)"Can I get your autograph?"

Manager "NO AUTOGRAPHS"

Red "You know I'll bet that out of all the guys in this room I'm the only one who's taken a human life"

Manager "Give this man 1 autograph."



Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: Torgo on March 26, 2007, 09:47:40 PM
(http://www.movieactors.com/freezeframes510/NakedGun5.jpeg)

"You take a chance getting up in the morning, crossing the street or sticking your face in a fan."

" Jane, since I've met you I've noticed things that I never knew were there before; birds singing, dew glistening on a newly formed leaf, stoplights. "

"Doctors say that Nordberg has a 50 - 50 chance of living, though there's only a 10 percent chance of that. "

"[sings] Oh say can you see / By the dawn's early light / What so proudly we hail / In the twilight's last gleaming? / Whose bright stripes and broad stars / In the perilous night / For the ramparts we watched / uh, da-da-da-da-da-daaaa. / And the rocket's red glare / Lots of bombs in the air / Gave proof to the night / That we still had our flag. / Oh say does that flag banner wave / Over a-a-all that's free / And the home of the land / And the land of the - FREE!"



Title: Re: Favorite lines from movies.....
Post by: Torgo on March 27, 2007, 06:13:20 PM
Robert Campbell: I'm going to say two words to you Mr. Duke and I want you to say the first thing that comes to your mind.   Okay?         
Creighton Duke: Okay.
Robert Campbell: You ready?
Creighton Duke:  Shoot.
Robert Campbell: Jason Voorhees……….
Creighton Duke: Well, that makes me think of a little girl in a pink dress sticking a hot dog through a doughnut.