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It doesn't happen often in movies, but when a character pees himself he expresses the ultimate act of cowardice, fear and humiliation.

Usually, a character pees himself when a gun is pointed at him or sometimes when they're really scared for their life.

I watched Gladiator earlier.
Remember the scene where the skinny guy pees himself just as he's about to enter the arena?
Maximus is standing behind him and when he notices the puddle forming at the guy's feet, he backs up a step or two.

The best pee scene of all-time is in True Lies when Arnold points a gun at Bill Paxton's character and he lets loose.
He cries, "Would a spy pee himself!?  Huh!?".
That scene is hilarious no matter how many times I see it.  :bouncegiggle:
Paxton does such a good job of playing a slimeball in that movie.   :thumbup:

How about you?
Can you think of any other scenes in movies where a character pees himself?

i think it happened once to one of the bad guys in the toxic avenger movies.

Good trivia question...but you'll probably get the answer right away.

What three movies have Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bill Paxton been in together?

People I ask usually get two right off the bat and then have a problem with the last one.

At the beginning of Code Red:  The Rubicon Conspiracy a guy pees himself because he's so afraid of a snake.  Really, really stupid scene.  In Blood Dolls, a guy is about to kill another guy, and he explains that there are two types of people:  those who p**s themselves before they die, and those that don't.  He kills the guy, then looks at the body and says "p**ser".  Not a bad scene.   In the movie Pieces a girl pees herself as the slasher is about to get her.  And then of course, Friday the 13th part II, the heroin is hiding under Jason's bed and a rat is crawling around under there;  we see a little pool of pee running out from under the bed.

At the beginning of The Arrival, the guy's partner p**ses himself when he hears the sound over the radio thing. Percy Wetmore lets loose in the Green Mile, when the killer grabs him through the bars of the cage. :buggedout:

Teen Wolf, when his father goes to see the principal of teen wolf. The principal remembers him from high school. Anyway he pees his pants when he sees the father.  :buggedout:

In Monty Python and the Holy Grail, I believe when King Arthur (Graham Chapman) and his Roundtable Knights are about to confront the hideous, bloodthirsty, killer rabbit, Arthur comments to brave Sir Robin (Eric Idle) to "Go and change your armor."

Ash......Are you setting up for a rivival of toilet paper madness?  :bouncegiggle:

No Holds Barred. A guy craps his pants when Hulk Hogan threatens him.

The most disturbing scene of someone peeing themselves is in LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT when the killers force a girl to pee her pants just to humiliate her.

In Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things, one of the guys pees his pants after a practical joke, and then announces that he has done so about five billion times.

Ryan Phillippe's character peed himself while climbing in the rigging in WHITE SQUALL.

on a serious note, in this case, it's herself.

For my money, the most disturbing instance is the poor woman on the street in Sheffield just after WWIII escalates into oblivion from THREADS.  Being a scant 18 miles from NATO Bullseye RAF Finningley, she would've had some company had I been there.

The scene is rendered quite graphically, especially as it was intended for television audiences...of the early 80's!

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True Lies

Commando

Terminator

In the Anime series "R.O.D. The TV", the President of the United States peees himself twice; both times when he realizes that Joker has out manuevered him and he's really screwed

In Jarhead, Swofford pees himself during an artillery barrage while standing in the open and not ducking for cover. Don't remember that from the book.

Roy Scheider's character in All That Jazz has a childhood memory of peeing himself during an early performance onstage.

All I can think of off the top of my head.

 :smile: Greetings to all.  :smile:

The only one that I can think of is the scene in Unforgiven where the writer (I think it's Saul Rubinek who plays him) pees  himself in front of Gene Hackman.

If you watch Chinese movies much, it happens a LOT.  I can't name them off the top of my head, but I've seen it happen at least 10 times.  A couple that I can think of right now are Tiger on Beat (Chow Yun-fat p**ses himself) and Hard-Boiled (the baby, if that counts).  If I recall correctly, someone also did it in The Dragon Family.

There are many, many others.

Except for those already named, I can remember it only happening once in a film I saw. A character in "The 3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain" does it.

Urinating on someone to show disrepect is more common, but even that is not too common. I can only remember this happening in . . .

"Greystoke"
"The Lost Son"
"Oklahoma Crude"
"Pirates"

And, of course, we all know we are talking about some people's sexual fetish here.

In "Holy Grail", Brave Sir Robin has actually pooed himself, not peed himself -- "I soiled my armor!" is what he declares --
The most graphic instance of some character pooing himself with fear is in "Heavy Traffic", when this wannabe mobster is so afraid of The Godfather's vengeance that he doesn't notice his match burning all the way down to scorch his fingers & then he poos himself --
peter johnson/denny crane

My squid is gone again & I'm being treated as a "guest" again --
I thought I had that one cleared up.
peter
the guest

the little girl from the excorcist.  its disurbing

The cemetery worker who chases Mike in Phantasm, gets the silver sphere to the head, then -- relaxes his bladder on the floor.

A girl urinates all over herself before getting dismembered in Pieces.

Er... that's quite a lot of pee. Well, at least it's not as overused as the puking scene, which seems mandatory these days, specially after a naive character witnesses / performs a violent act.

I have another: Steve Martin, in "Gran Canyon". He is shot by a mugger and when he falls to the ground and twitches you can see his pants getting wet. I'm told this is normal, that in some coircumstances many people lose bladder control, but you don't get to see that in many movies.

The Creature in Rawhead Rex pees himself all over a priest/minion.  Some kind of Demonic hazing ritual.

I was gonna mention that one, yeah...

What about in Friday the 13th: Part 2, when that girl is hiding underneath a bed or something from sack-head Jason, and a rat crawls under there with her, and she's trying so hard not to scream and then a load of p**s comes from under the bed (or whatever she was hiding under, gimme a break it's been a while) which gets Jason's attention.

Some people used to say it was the rat, but I dunno how a rat would pee that much! ...Or why they'd randomly make a rat p**s in a film.

I know it's not a B-Movie, but don't forget Chuck Sherman in American Pie! XD

This isn't a bad movie by any means (in fact, it's my favorite GOOD movie), but in "Magnolia", the kid on the quiz show pees himself on live TV.

In "Kung Fu Hustle", the main character gets beat up and peed on as a kid... Oh, the memories *sniff*

A funny Peeing scene is in the terrible "Thunder Ninja Kids: Hunt for the Devil Boxer". Two ghost kids are chasing a robber when he falls down and p**ses all over himself. When he runs away, the  little 8-year old ghost proclaims: He p**sed his pants! Classic Humor.

I have another, I recently watched again "Pat Garrett & Billy the kid". At one point Sheriff Pat Garrett is having a drink in a shop and some members of Billy's gang enter. Garrett can't control all of them at the same time, so he asks one of them at gunpoint to disarm the rest and then deals with them individually.

He manages to incapacitate most of them, save for the owner of the place and a final outlaw. He gets the owner to put his hat so it covers his eyes, then engages in a long conversation with final outlaw, whic culminates when he produces a hidden gun and Garrett shoots him dead. Then the owner says "You made me have a bowel movement in my britches. I ain't never gonna forgive you for that."

Priceless.

Are you sure he peed himself?  He was getting worked up by all of the slutty women backstage and they were rubbing his crotch.  I was always under the impression he orgasmed.  But it's been years since I've seen that movie.