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Title: Hypothetical Crazy TV Shows Post by: clockworkcanary on February 22, 2007, 12:47:37 PM Degrassi Elderly Home
Growing Painkillers Leave it to Wynona's Big Brown Beaver Porno Bloopers and Practical Jokes Patches and Pockets: The Revenge Big Blue Marlboro Man You Can't Do That on Beta Max As the World Burns Manos: The Animated Series That '30s Show 60 Seconds Gigli: The Series Dancing with the Star Wars Survivor: Antarctica Title: Re: Hypothetical Crazy TV Shows Post by: odinn7 on February 22, 2007, 04:08:24 PM Gigli: The Series AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Title: Re: Hypothetical Crazy TV Shows Post by: Yaddo 42 on February 23, 2007, 07:08:06 AM Full Mental Alchemist
Growing Old Gotti: The Prison Years DOG: The Bounty Paper Towel Hunter (He really is the quicker picker upper in a way) American Idle (a documentary series) NICUP Flava Saver of Love Title: Re: Hypothetical Crazy TV Shows Post by: clockworkcanary on February 23, 2007, 08:40:23 AM Love that American Idle!
Hee Hammas: Hillbilly Muslims The Sampsons Judge, Jury, and Executioner Judy Gray's Labotomy Doobie Due Desperate Midwives Fugly Betty Title: Re: Hypothetical Crazy TV Shows Post by: RCMerchant on February 23, 2007, 12:12:27 PM S.L.A.S.H.- (sit com) The zany antics of Jason, Micheal,and Freddy in a medical unit in Korea.
BEVERLY HILLBILLYS 91290 (drama)-Tonite: Granny plans payback when Jed is caught making out with Ellie Mae. Jethro is caught having sex with Ellie's Chimp. Mr.Drysdale OD's on methamphetamines. WHO WAnTS to MARRY A DIRT POOR GEEK?-(reality) Women compete in oil wrestling matchs and lesbo fun fests to win the favors of RC Merchant. Title: Re: Hypothetical Crazy TV Shows Post by: clockworkcanary on February 23, 2007, 01:11:53 PM Nice touch with the annotations...
Little Sluts on the Prairie: Thug-Willie pimps out Nelly, Nancy, and even Laura for some farm-fresh eggs and a whole penny's worth of liqourish. Everybody Loves Raymond ...in a noose! This ol' Whore House: a couple of guys in plumber pants remodel an old house with quite a bit of action going on in the background. Fresh Prince of Dairy Aire: Will Smith yells, "Awww Hell Nawww" in some early 90s flourescent green shirts with no space left for ads... And the Sequel to 7th Heaven coming next season...it's "Ninth Hell!" Title: Re: Hypothetical Crazy TV Shows Post by: Yaddo 42 on February 24, 2007, 07:39:47 AM The Lawrence Welt Show - Polka and corny old-fashioned popular music - BDSM style!
Hannity & (John) Holmes Larry King Unlive - the guy's practically a zombie already, so no real difference to the show Pimp My Bride Telepubbies - the cutest alcoholics you'll ever see The Ellen Degenerates Show - aka The Incredible Melting Woman (only one episode) American Plopper - The Tuttles meet Montezuma's Revenge Da Vinci's Incest - the Canadian Coroner plays kissin' cousins in the US Deep South Title: Re: Hypothetical Crazy TV Shows Post by: RCMerchant on February 24, 2007, 09:42:06 AM LAST LITTLE HOUSE ON THE LEFT- Laura and Mary go into town to fetch coffee and salt,and are attacked by psychotic store keepers.Pa takes bloody revenge with his deadly share plow.
AMERICAN IDOL in LONDON-A talentless geek goes to London and is attacked at night. On the full moon he turns into Sid Vicious. KING of the HILL has EYES-Small Town residents in Texas are attacked and eaten by a cannibalistic clan,led by a crazed propane salesman. FLIP this HOUSE of a 1000 CORPSES-A team of experts turn a house loade with decomposing bodies into a lovley Ranch style home. Title: Re: Hypothetical Crazy TV Shows Post by: Fausto on February 24, 2007, 07:25:35 PM The Young and the Sexless - Like hookers at the point, only this time following dorky teenage virgins around with a camera.
Witch Hunter Dorothy - Anime in which Dorothy Gale goes samurai on the wicked witches of Oz. Flubs - Wisecracking medical interns are forced to watch lousy movies for days on end without sleeping. Fear Factor: Sesame Street edition - Bert and Ernie go head to head eating elk pizzle and baloot. Mighty Morphin Texas Rangers - Justice wears spandex and a ten gallon hat. Title: Re: Hypothetical Crazy TV Shows Post by: clockworkcanary on February 26, 2007, 09:03:35 AM Hahah damn those are funny folks!
Angus Young And The Restless: Victor and Christina are about to finally get it on when a mad guitarist dressed in a school boy outfit busts through the wall with an ear-piercing solo and takes over the world! A Nightmare on Seasamie Street The Series: Big Bird gets haunted by a bladed glove in the bath everytime he falls alseep and all his friends gradually come up missing. Unsolved Mysteries: Michael Moore Sightings in the deep woods of the northwest Tom and Jerry Fallwell: a game of cat and mouse between a crazy cat, a crazy preacher, and a few rakes in the face. Mummies on Parade: The Joan Rivers Story Behind the Music: Yablo Modern Marvels: Industrial Adult Toys Dragnet Queens Mummies on Parade: The Ann Coulter Story Laverne and Six Shirly Temples Thundercat House: Cheetara goes into a new line of business. O'Reily on Ice Babble-on Forever: CSPAN Queer Eye for the Straight Superhero: Robin helps Green Lantern, Magneto, and Mighty Mouse decorate their apartments. Found: a story where the audience has some clue on what's going on and actually gives a #*&! Big Momma's House MD: Martin Lawrence starts his new internship under a sarcastic drug-addict doctor. For some reason though, he's in disguise using his fat lady suit. Aquaman Beyond: The King of Atlantis has gotten old and decides it's time to pass on the green tights and orange shirt to some young punk surfer Title: Re: Hypothetical Crazy TV Shows Post by: RCMerchant on February 27, 2007, 07:01:53 AM UNSOLVED MYSTERIES OF HAWAII FIVE-0: If Jack Lord or Robert Stack smile,would their faces crack or would their ears fall off?
The LATE NIGHT STALKER:A vampire is mysteriously killing lame talk show hosts,like David Steinbrunner and Magic Johnson. SLAYER the BUFFY HUNTER: The metal band Slayer track down Buffy and freinds and kill them.(Way to go!) DEXTARS LAB RESULTS: Dextar does,indeed smoke pot.Dee-Dee is pregnate,and Mandark is HIV positive. Title: Re: Hypothetical Crazy TV Shows Post by: clockworkcanary on February 27, 2007, 09:20:14 AM Beverly Hillbilly Cops
Happy Meal Days Manimal: The Next Generation NYPD Blueballs CSI: Mayberry She's the Sheriff in 3D Leave it to Beavis Gilmore Girls Gone Wild Title: Re: Hypothetical Crazy TV Shows Post by: raj on February 27, 2007, 02:58:40 PM Saturday Night Undead -- Zombies, vampires and mummies perform a variety of sketch horror skits. Musical guest include the Grateful Dead (just the dead guys) and the Zombies.
Title: Re: Hypothetical Crazy TV Shows Post by: clockworkcanary on February 28, 2007, 08:09:43 AM Nip-tucky
House Party The Series 23 (daylight savings time) The 600 Club Hannibal's Cooking Show Trading Places w/Seirra Lione Who's Hit is it Anyway? Welcome Back Klingon CHUMPs That's Incredibly ...painful The F!#ks of Life The Aye-Team (Canadian version) The Lust Connection Eliminate-a-date The Powder-Sniff Girls Middle-Aged Mutant Ninja Turtles Mighty Morphine Rump Rangers Title: Re: Hypothetical Crazy TV Shows Post by: Torgo on February 28, 2007, 11:35:18 PM Muffy the Possum Slayer.
Title: Re: Hypothetical Crazy TV Shows Post by: clockworkcanary on March 01, 2007, 01:07:39 PM The West Winger: the rise and fall of Winger's politcal career. His campaign comes to a crashing halt when he gets caught "singing" with a 17 year old girl.
Magneto PI: tired of the war between mutants and humans, Eric goes into business as a private detective. Greatest Antarctican Hero Heathspliff: what that fat cat was really up to Mork and Measels: Mork's close encounter with never-before-experienced Earth diseases America's Next Top Skeleton Iran's Funniest Home Videos: Watch Ali Habbib take a wiffle ball bat to the nuts! The Wonder Woman Years: Princess Diana's flashback to her elementary school years The Golden Girls Gone Wild: You don't wanna know I Love Lucifer: a Cuban American discovers the red head he married is actually SATAN! Spongebob Square Pusher: Spongebob ditches the crabcake burger joint for a more profitable line of business. The Tony Danza Show: The Next Generation Cop Rock 2010 Two Guys and a girl in a Pizza Place: Viewer Discretion is Advised Boy Meets World War I: (only lasts two episodes) Title: Re: Hypothetical Crazy TV Shows Post by: raj on March 01, 2007, 02:10:10 PM Deers: a sit-com featuring deer who spend their day at the local watering hole, one of whom is a former jock.
My Grandmother the Car: A man buys a car that happens to contain the soul of his dead jewish grandmother who's always trying to fix him up with some nice young woman she's met, give her a call already. Title: Re: Hypothetical Crazy TV Shows Post by: Pacman000 on May 27, 2012, 08:36:57 PM Quote Boy Meets World War I: (only lasts two episodes) I think they actually did that. Checking....It was WWII. Still close though. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_television_series_that_include_time_travel#B (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_television_series_that_include_time_travel#B) Title: Re: Hypothetical Crazy TV Shows Post by: Allhallowsday on May 28, 2012, 06:41:18 PM Boy people crawl all up my ass reviving old threads. :thumbup:
Title: Re: Hypothetical Crazy TV Shows Post by: alandhopewell on October 25, 2012, 12:22:18 PM THE RED GREEN BLACK AND BLUE SHOW- Red, Harold, and company pummel each other with blunt instruments cobbled together from household articles and duct tape.
Title: Re: Hypothetical Crazy TV Shows Post by: tracy on October 25, 2012, 12:32:07 PM The Honey Boo Booed Show-the painfully cute tot poops in her pants and does a song and dance about it.
Title: Re: Hypothetical Crazy TV Shows Post by: Ed, Ego and Superego on October 26, 2012, 12:35:16 PM Pr0n Stars- B list celebs are forced to work a shrimp boat in high seas. Hosted by Ron Jeremy.
Title: Re: Hypothetical Crazy TV Shows Post by: Pacman000 on May 14, 2017, 04:52:03 PM Lost Innerspace
The illustrious Dr. Smith looses his internal organs, and must go on a quest to find them. Title: Re: Hypothetical Crazy TV Shows Post by: Pacman000 on July 01, 2017, 02:27:01 PM The Fantastic Voyage: The Series
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