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And here is the requested Poogie thread.  (Or did I misread it, and it was supposed to be a Poogie threat)
Post away.

Well....I would like to thank my mom and dad for there support and letting me go my own way in life, my husband who has put up with all the loonieness (msp) and letting me go my own way in life, and to thank all of my millions of fans who have made this special site for me. Where do I go from here?......Who knows? I'll let my fans decide, for I am in aahh....  :bouncegiggle:  :bouncegiggle:  :bouncegiggle:  :bouncegiggle:  :bouncegiggle:  :bouncegiggle:  :bouncegiggle:

This thread reminds me that I haven't done a Poogie tribute. (http://smileys.on-my-web.com/repository/Laughing/lol-065.gif)

Hi Poogie! (http://forums.lowerdecks.com/style_emoticons/default/wavey.gif)

What, you aren't going to thank all the little people who helped make it happen?

Hmmm, now that they all know Poogie is a woman we get a thread just for her?

I have seen the same sort of thing from Marines out at Twenty-Nine Palms, CA.  The number of women is far less than the number of young Marines.  So, if you see a big group of Marines clustered you can probably bet that a female is at the center of the cluster.

Oh no...a tribute is coming?..This could be scary  :buggedout: Hello and good morning. Okay, thanks to all the little people who helped make this happen, but there are no little people to me, everyone is special and equal in my eyes. That sounds sappy doesn't it? But it's true.  :teddyr: So thanks to all the special people who helped make this happen.  :smile:
Oh the wonder of it all, being in the middle of a cluster of men. What to do? What to do? I'm speechless.  :bouncegiggle:

Oh, I could so make that dirty. (http://smileys.on-my-web.com/repository/Laughing/lol-065.gif)

One question...
Is the "G" in your screen name pronounced like G as in "gypsy" or G as in "girl"?

There's no 'G' in my screen name. :tongueout:

Interesting that you should focus on the G. :teddyr:

YOU could probably make the phrase "I saw the Pope help an old lady cross the street." dirty.

I meant Poogie, Menard...lol!   :teddyr:

As in gypsy. And Ashthecat, what's interestng about this name is that it was the name of our first CAT after we got married.

I was wrong...I assumed you pronounced it the other way.
Like G as in "girl".

Guess what the name of my old cat was?
(and no...I didn't microwave him)   :teddyr:

Amen brother. :teddyr:

Well, it could be MENGARD......  :bouncegiggle: Sounds like some new contraceptive.  :bouncegiggle: lol

What was it's name?

Ash

:bouncegiggle: How stupid could I be?  :teddyr:

Well, you hang around here. :twirl:

And she married me. :bouncegiggle:

Priceless!   :teddyr:

As they say "Love is blind" also "Love has no bounds"    :bouncegiggle:

I think someone on this board once declared me as the poster child for birth control.

I can't understand that. Wouldn't everybody love raising someone like me? (http://smileys.on-my-web.com/repository/Laughing/lol-065.gif)

One time when we went to Old Town Pasadena there was this guy trying to get change from people, his line was, " Can you spare some change? I need some birth control, you wouldn't want me to reproduce, would you?"  :bouncegiggle:

Raisin you?  You mean like pelting you with raisins? (BTW, the G from Mengard is now slipping into the end of raisins.)  I prefer tomatos myself.

One of these days, that may actually make sense to me; that is a day I dread. (http://smileys.on-my-web.com/repository/Tongue/mockery-022.gif)

I figured it was a stretch even as I was writing it.  Had to post it anyway.

I don't believe I'm saying this, but the definition for  "raise"  brings some thought to the last couple of posts on this thread.  Are we working on the male anatomy now? Or have I been brainwashed by all this talk about the flamming..........well, you know what I mean?    :buggedout:  :bouncegiggle:  :bouncegiggle:  :bouncegiggle: Naughty, naughty me.  :teddyr:

You have a very dirty mind; I'm impressed. No; raise was not a reference to male genetalia. I would say it was a reference to rearing, but there is no telling where that would lead. :buggedout:

Note to self: Stay out of Poogie's and Menard's threads (not that they share threads. Easy, Dennis  :twirl:) or be prepared to take the consequences.

Menard, I was just checking, you never know, he,he,he.   :smile: Now back to our scheduled program.  :smile:

Don't worry, I would get too embarrassed anyway, to go much further with that subject.  :buggedout:  :smile:

One of our guard cats (Toby) is on duty, keeping us safe from the killer squirrel.
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/Copyofrelaxedcreatures017.jpg)
Does anybody else have a guard animal to show?

I wouldn't. (http://smileys.on-my-web.com/repository/Laughing/lol-065.gif)

Can Odinn7 borrow Toby? (http://smileys.on-my-web.com/repository/Happy/happy-073.gif)

As usual, the husband is the last to know....sniff.
I think that we need a new sign that reads:
                                                               BEWARE
                                                                   THE
                                                       POOGIE AND MENARD 
Could you do something along these lines Andrew. :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:

Here you go:

(http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/2606/jawsel3co8.jpg)

I have a Poogie and Marines story to tell, happened at an air show at Norton AFB. Among the many military aircraft from all branches of the armed forces was a USMC CH-53E Sea Stallion helicopter (a truly impressive aircraft) and of course the crew for this aircraft. They were letting people, mostly small children sit in the co-pilot's seat, my daughter, about 6 years old at the time wanted her picture taken in the seat, Kari wanted this done from the outside so what you would see was her waving from the co-pilot's window. We got in the line which started beside the craft and the turned and entered up the ramp at the rear, the wife went around to the left side to take the picture. The line moved slowly as people asked questions and were allowed to spend some time looking things over etc. There were two young Marines in the aircraft sort of keeping things organised and generally being helpful, but I noticed that every so often one or the other would look out the left side windows and speak to his companion, as I got closer I heard this sort of conversation:
 "Look at her, she's cute"
 "I wonder if she's alone, don't we get a break soon"
 "I saw her first, you stay away"
there was more in the same vein, nothing bad or dirty but it did make me wonder what kind of young woman was out there, when I looked the only one there was my wife, she was just walking back and forth about 30 feet or so from the helicopter waiting for Kari to call her over for the picture. It took me a while to realise these two young men were talking about my lovely wife, didn't know how to react, it was actually kind of flattering, but I finally decided on a course of action. My daughter got to the end of the line and told the young man she wanted to sit in the seat so her mom could take her picture, he lifted her up into the seat, both he and his buddy were looking out the window at my wife, apparently thinking that mom was the woman with the camera standing on my right side. Kari leans out and yells "HEY MOM" to my wife, at that point I cleared my throat very loudly, the two Marines turned towards me, they realised not only was the object of their attention the mother of a little girl, but also that her husband, who had heard a good bit of their comments about his wife, was standing there with them. I wish I had a camera to capture the looks of dismay and guilt on their faces, It was truly a Kodak moment. :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:

Menard, as my father used to say "If ever there was, you certainly are."

Nice story Dennis.  :smile:

You both get Karma.

Maybe he'll like this little devil, she has little pointy teeth...  :teddyr:
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/doggiesfuntimes005.jpg)

As he gives me that devilish smiley....  :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:  :bouncegiggle:  :bouncegiggle:  :bouncegiggle:  :bouncegiggle:  :bouncegiggle:  :bouncegiggle: You're a cutie   :smile:

So does Odinn7. (http://smileys.on-my-web.com/repository/Happy/happy-073.gif)

I am now thoroughly confused on this thread.  :question: :buggedout: :smile:
Poogie and Marines and rearing?  Not gonna go there.

(and my avatar is also on squirrel guard duty.)

Good morning Raj,  Kind of looks like the inside of my brain, it never knows where it's going.  :buggedout: Is your dog a puppy in this picture? It looks like a German Shepherd. I also have 2 Beagles, one is a puppy, and 3 cats. We have a guard for every occasion. Oops, we also have a guard pigeon by the front door....he,he.  :bouncegiggle:

How inconsiderate of me.

Good Morning raj

(http://smileys.on-my-web.com/repository/Love/kiss-106.gif)

Hope that makes your day...sweetie. (http://smileys.on-my-web.com/repository/Happy/happy-073.gif)

Hi Poogie!
Sparky is full grown in that picture.  He's part Min Pin and part some sort of terrier.  Born with only a stump for his left foreleg, and was missing a couple of bones in his right foreleg wrist -- he wound up having to have a rod inserted so basically his foreleg is straight with no bending, kinda like Frankenstein's Monster.

I adopted him from a rescue shelter.

LOL, Menard.

(http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/2032/dogbutfaceyw6.jpg)

I've found my long lost twin at last. :teddyr:

He looks pretty good......Before we got the Beagles we had 3 other dogs, the first one was from the shelter, the next one they were going to take to the shelter, the 3rd we found roaming the streets. This all happened in the span of a year, we had a big happy family for about 17 years. I decided the next time we got a dog it would be a Beagle, no Beagles at the shelter. It was hard to pass all those cute faces. The Beagle we got looked lonely so we got another one. Sometimes it sounds like we have 10 of them.  :bouncegiggle:

Now that would scare anyone away, but it doesn't look like your picture. Is this picture your good side or your bad side? :buggedout:  :smile:

That's my good side. :teddyr:

I finally got up enough nerve to put in a picture of meeee........
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/oddanimals006.jpg)
See, I told you I looked like Elvira.....  :buggedout:

Do you see anybody you know?  :teddyr:
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/FunnyLookingKitty.jpg) (http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/788623107.jpg) (http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/744249484.jpg)(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/620417707.jpg)

Hey, where'd you get my baby picture.

 :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:

  Lets all give the little lady a hand...

                     (http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/6940/untitleddj1.png)

                  OOPS! Not THAT hand! The other kind...like applause!

Thank you very much.  :bouncegiggle: "Juggernaut Hurricane has left the building"   :teddyr:
 (http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/blas.jpg)

"Do you save STUFF, just in case you might need it for later use?"
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/color00795.gif) I put things in our garage just in case we might need it. Then every couple of years I get a hair up my butt and throw it all out. Waste of time you say? No, I say. There's usually one or two things that I've ended up using. But in the long run it looks like I'm a PACKRAT. Anybody else a so called PACKRAT?

Nope, not really a pack rat, except when it comes to books (and now dvds.)
Oh, and records (the vinyl kind)

Definitely a packrat. The ding-dong packiest.  :teddyr: I tend to save everything for potential future use, and sometimes that actually works, but more often I just keep a bunch of junk. I've tried to get better, but my wife and daughter are even worse than me. Like raj, my worst areas are books and dvds, but I keep waaaaaaay too much junk.

I tend not to throw out anything with wires attached (never know when you might need some obscure cable). I have a ton of books and magazines too.

I starting a pretty good collection of DVDs too.

Not really pack rat. I mean I live in Apt. not alot of space so somthing has to go.

We throw just about everything out including good stuff. Good stuff goes right out onto the curb without any attempt to sell it. Our living space has always been rather sparse with regards to objects. We preffer empty rooms with only a bit of furniture here and there.  Anything unused goes out the door. :smile:

Apparently that includes dictionaries. (http://smileys.on-my-web.com/repository/Happy/happy-073.gif)


I couldn't resist. Just funnin' ya Scott; at your own expense, of course.  :tongueout:

My dad is always bugging me about my action figures and all sorts of other assorted crap that i have but dont want to lest go of, including a calculator that you have to plig in and a big box filled with little golden trophy people.

Thanks Menard  :smile: You spelling Nazi.

Somehow you had to get the word nazi in there, didn't ya. (http://smileys.on-my-web.com/repository/Tongue/mockery-022.gif)

Is Scott hinting that Hitler will make an appearance in the Gigli sequel?

I had something else here a little while ago about Menard's floating square, but it didn't sound too good, so I'm going to write something else.  :buggedout: How do you make that square move on the bottom of the post? I would like to try it.   :smile:

The sequel to GIGLI (2003) is set in the 1940's with Hitler being played by Ben Affleck who escapes to South America to evade trial and changes his name to Higli  :question: with the help of J-Lo. Never been a big fan of sequels, but I think HIGLI (2007) might be this summers sleeper.

(http://persona.rin.ru/images/15316.jpg)

Affleck trying to pass French airport security incognito, but he is really Hitler

(http://www.planet-interview.de/interviews/affleck-ben/pic_01.jpg)

Affleck fresh from the bathroom after thinking a quick shave will get him through security in Buenos Aires, but someone spots him.

(http://www.moviecitynews.com/reviews/images/gigli_2.jpg)

Not to worry because J-Lo has a car ready at the airport for a sure get away.

Mean while his luggage is off to Africa
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And J-Lo hasn't realised it yet, but she's been booted
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And to top things off the airplane headed for Africa, has made a slight detour
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I am so shameless. :tongueout:

Menard........thanks again...you are soooooo helpful. Now everybody gets to see what I look like in the morning.  :teddyr:

This guy got caught in the act...  :buggedout:
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OOPS.........  :teddyr:

Hey!  :hatred: That's My hook!  :hatred: I've got a patent & a copywrite!  :hatred:
 :hatred: I'm suing!

You know......As I look closer at this guy......it may be the same guy...he's been picking for the winner for about 40 years now.  :buggedout:  :bouncegiggle: I think the copyrights have run out.  :teddyr: