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Title: Great Movie Titles Post by: The Burgomaster on April 03, 2007, 08:12:46 AM I love it when movies (usually low-budget films or re-titled foreign imports) have really bizarre titles. Here are 5 that come to mind. Let's try to compile a huge list.
* The Saga of the Viking Women and their Voyage to the Waters of the Great Sea Serpent * The Horrible, Sexy Vampire (aka El Vampiro de la Autopista) * If You Don't Stop It . . . You'll Go Blind!!! * Can I Do It 'Till I Need Glasses? * The Eerie Midnight Horror Show (aka The Tormented, The Sexorcist, and several other titles) Title: Re: Great Movie Titles Post by: Ash on April 03, 2007, 08:28:31 AM Here's a good one:
Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Terror http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0230575/ Or how 'bout this one: Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Revenge of the Terror of the Attack of the Evil, Mutant, Hellbound, Flesh-Eating Subhumanoid Zombified Living Dead, Part 3 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0475343/ Title: Re: Great Movie Titles Post by: Jack on April 03, 2007, 11:09:23 AM Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama
Slave Girls From Beyond Infinity Vampyros Lesbos Entrails of a Virgin Title: Re: Great Movie Titles Post by: Raffine on April 03, 2007, 11:23:16 AM The Rats are Coming! The Werewolves are Here!
Sh! The Octopus Skidoo I Dood It! Snakes on a Plane Mother, May I Sleep With Danger? Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot! Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things Kiss Me, Stupid To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar Oh Dad, Poor Dad, Mama's Hung You in the Closet and I'm Feeling So Sad The Ghost in the Invisible Bikini The Boy Who Cried Werewolf Picture Mommy Dead Don't Worry We'll Think of a Title SSSSSSS Please Don't Eat My Mother Night of the Bloody Apes Special Rotten Grammar Award: The Facts of Life Goes to Paris However I realy hate any title beginning with an participle: Saving Private Ryan Saving Silverman Finding Nemo Finding Forrester Deconstructing Harry Being John Malkovich Regarding Henry Chasing Amy Waking Ned Devine Chasing Liberty Teaching Mrs. Tingle Guarding Tess Drowning Mona Being Human Driving Miss Daisy Finding Neverland etc. Title: Re: Great Movie Titles Post by: JaseSF on April 03, 2007, 11:34:53 AM The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies.
Title: Re: Great Movie Titles Post by: Gerry on April 03, 2007, 12:05:10 PM There are movie titles that just don't seem to make any sense at all:
2 + 5: MISSION HYDRA (1965) (http://www.scifilm.org/musings3/musing1613.html) A DOG, A MOUSE AND A SPUTNIK (1958) (http://www.scifilm.org/musings2/musing934.html) and movies titles that end with a question: WHAT'S SO BAD ABOUT FEELING GOOD? (1968) (http://www.scifilm.org/musings3/musing1007.html) WHERE DO WE GO FROM HERE? (1945) (http://www.scifilm.org/musings2/musing719.html) WHO KILLED DOC ROBBIN? (1948) (http://www.scifilm.org/musings3/musing1049.html) WHOEVER SLEW AUNTIE ROO? (1971) (http://www.scifilm.org/musings3/musing1077.html) IS THIS TRIP REALLY NECESSARY? (1970) (http://www.scifilm.org/musings3/musing1450.html) Title: Re: Great Movie Titles Post by: Him on April 03, 2007, 02:41:19 PM Don't be a Menace to South Central While Drinking your Juice in the Hood
The Unholy Darkness Falls The Good, the Bad and the Ugly Doctor Strangelove, or How I learned to stop worrying and love the bomb Attack of the killer bimbos Title: Re: Great Movie Titles Post by: KYGOTC on April 03, 2007, 03:12:26 PM Sometimes how silly the title is is what makes me want to see it. Like "DONT WORRY. WE'LL THINK OF A TITLE".
That sounds BRILLIANT! However, this iz not always the case. like "SSSSSSS". lame lame lame lame. That movie blew more than .......... I dunno. It just blew. Title: Re: Great Movie Titles Post by: ghouck on April 03, 2007, 03:38:29 PM How about one of my favorites: Naked Lunch. . .
Title: Re: Great Movie Titles Post by: soylentgreen on April 03, 2007, 04:00:21 PM NIGHT FALLS ON MANHATTAN
SOYLENT GREEN (bias, maybe) TWO THOUSAND MANIACS CHARLIE CHAN AND THE CURSE OF THE DRAGON QUEEN THE EVICTORS AMERICATHON I WAS A COMMUNIST FOR THE F.B.I. BLOODBATH AT THE HOUSE OF DEATH TORSO HELL COMES TO FROGTOWN (!) SGT. KABUKIMAN NYPD DEATH CURSE OF TARTU SKY CAPTAIN AND THE WORLD OF TOMORROW APOCALYPSE NOW THE WORLD, THE FLESH AND THE DEVIL (so, with that, naturally..)THE GIRL, THE GOLDWATCH & EVERYTHING Title: Re: Great Movie Titles Post by: Gerry on April 03, 2007, 05:02:20 PM Quote Sometimes how silly the title is is what makes me want to see it. Like "DONT WORRY. WE'LL THINK OF A TITLE". That sounds BRILLIANT! However, this iz not always the case. Case in point: CHEERLEADER NINJAS (http://www.scifilm.org/reviews2/cheerninjas.html) Title: Re: Great Movie Titles Post by: Capt_Scrummy on April 03, 2007, 07:11:35 PM Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama Slave Girls From Beyond Infinity Vampyros Lesbos Entrails of a Virgin Ok, out of all of those, I'm suprised you didn't mention "Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death." One thing that I do appreciate about many bad movie titles is that you know what's coming, such as "Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter" or "Satan's Cheerleaders." When you get a movie like "Troll 2", however... Title: Re: Great Movie Titles Post by: RCMerchant on April 03, 2007, 07:36:40 PM "BLOODY..." this or BLOOD" that...
HORROR of the BLOOD MONSTERS BRAIN of BLOOD BLOOD of GHASTLY HORROR (huh?) FRANKENSTIEN's BLOODY TERROR....(which had zero to do with Frankenstien...it was the US title for a Spainish Werewolf movie!) NIGHT of the BLOODY APES BLOOD of DRACULAS CASTLE TASTE the BLOOD of DRACULA I DRINK YOUR BLOOD or just plan goofy... MONSTER A GO GO I WAS a HIPPY VAMPIRE PSYCHED by the 4D WITCH SPIDER BABY(aka CANNIBAL ORGY) or just coool and scaaary... the TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE I EAT YOUR SKIN I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE I DISMEMBER MAMA the CORPSE GRINDERS the HOUSE that DRIPPED BLOOD FLESH EATING MOTHERS SATAN's SADISTS BLOOD SUCKING FREAKS Title: Re: Great Movie Titles Post by: Capt_Scrummy on April 03, 2007, 07:48:07 PM Intersting that you should mention "Monster a Go Go." The film group at my school is filming a zombie movie for their final project, and their calling it "Zombie a Go Go." I get to be an extra.
Title: Re: Great Movie Titles Post by: RCMerchant on April 03, 2007, 09:00:40 PM Useless trivia time...Al Adamson's first film was called PSYCHO a GO GO...which was re edited,new parts added and rereleased as the convulated BLOOD of GHASTLY HORROR!!! (Al had a way with crazy titles,to catch the eye,and usually nothing to do with the content of the movie itself...) (http://img250.imageshack.us/img250/3719/untitledzq5.png) Title: Re: Great Movie Titles Post by: sideorderofninjas on April 03, 2007, 10:20:18 PM Chopper Chicks in Zombietown
The Persecution and Assassination of Jean-Paul Marat as Performed by the Inmates of the Asylum of Charenton Under the Direction of the Marquis de Sade Title: Re: Great Movie Titles Post by: quabrot on April 04, 2007, 01:07:25 AM I love Treasure of the Living Dead, (aka Oasis of the Zombies, according to IMDb).
Other favorites that scream out I must be interesting with a title like this: Destroy all Monsters! Carnival of Souls It Conquered the World The Amazing Colossal Man Mars Needs Women! Santa Claus Conquers the Martians Color Me Blood Red (but only because of the trailer "Color. Me. Blood. Red...")\ Nude on the Moon An Experiment in Terror My Name is Nobody Title: Re: Great Movie Titles Post by: Dr. Whom on April 04, 2007, 01:53:54 AM Nude for Satan
and, of course, the classic Faster p***ycat, kill, kill Title: Re: Great Movie Titles Post by: Jack on April 04, 2007, 08:10:10 AM Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers
Big Boobs Buster Terminatrix The Perils of Gwendoline in the Land of the Yik Yak Lord of the G-Strings Title: Re: Great Movie Titles Post by: Derf on April 04, 2007, 08:18:21 AM How about:
Vegas in Space Werewolf in a Girls' Dormitory Rock 'N Roll Frankenstein Even Dwarfs Started Small Inbred Redneck Alien Abduction Ozone! Attack of the Redneck Vampires Title: Re: Great Movie Titles Post by: JaseSF on April 04, 2007, 11:38:41 AM War of the Colossal Beast
I Was a Teenage Werewolf I Married a Monster from Outer Space The Brain From Planet Arous The Beast With a Million Eyes Title: Re: Great Movie Titles Post by: Dr. Whom on April 05, 2007, 03:16:42 AM Nude on the Moon
(That about says it all) Title: Re: Great Movie Titles Post by: RCMerchant on April 05, 2007, 05:09:48 AM DR.FRANKENSTIEN on CAMPUS
BLACK VOODO EXORCIST FACE of the SCREAMING WEREWOLF I EAT YOUR SKIN BLOODY PIT OF HORROR the SINFUL DWARF ILSA:SHE WOLF of the SS BLOOD WATERS of DR.Z the VAMPIRES NIGHT ORGY the BIG SNATCH(!!!) LET ME DIE A WOMAN(!?!?) EROTIC RITES of FRANKENSTIEN (for some reason,I don't see any connection between erotic and Frankenstien whatsoever...) the EVIL WEEKENDS of COUNT ZAROFF(1974) Yes,and of course it starred Howard Vernon. Only weekends? What,was he a accountant during the week? I MARRIED a MONSTER from OUTER SPACE the GIRL and the GEEK-(My life story... :bluesad: ) Title: Re: Great Movie Titles Post by: Derf on April 05, 2007, 08:09:23 AM the GIRL and the GEEK-(My life story... :bluesad: ) You have spotty facial hair and lope after naked women through the countryside? :tongueout: Title: Re: Great Movie Titles Post by: venomx on April 05, 2007, 08:25:38 AM Posted by: quabrot Destroy all Monsters! Thats a good one. Godzilla Destroy all Monsters
Title: Re: Great Movie Titles Post by: RCMerchant on April 05, 2007, 05:02:39 PM the GIRL and the GEEK-(My life story... :bluesad: ) You have spotty facial hair and lope after naked women through the countryside? :tongueout: Unfourtantly,yes....except for the naked women part...I just lope around the countryside.My wife is the girl...I am...sniff...a geek. Title: Re: Great Movie Titles Post by: Derf on April 06, 2007, 11:24:22 AM the GIRL and the GEEK-(My life story... :bluesad: ) You have spotty facial hair and lope after naked women through the countryside? :tongueout: Unfourtantly,yes....except for the naked women part...I just lope around the countryside.My wife is the girl...I am...sniff...a geek. No worries; I have been a geek all my life and don't find it to be too horrific. Of course, the only place I have spotty hair is on top of my head; otherwise, I look like a werewolf stuck in the middle of a transition from man to wolf (I'm just a wee bit furry). I also know about the loping around the countryside in the absence of women (naked or otherwise): In my single days, I racked up friend speeches like a NASCAR driver racks up miles. I personally hold the record for the shortest friend speech (a woman walked by me and just said, "Hi, Buddy!") and the shortest period of time before getting the friend speech (when I was asking her out). And now, just so I'll quit hijacking this thread, here's some more great movie titles: The Fearless Vampire Killers or Pardon Me, But Your Teeth Are in My Neck The Wild World of Batwoman Atom Age Vampire The Playgirls and the Vampire Kung Fu Vampire Buster Title: Re: Great Movie Titles Post by: Andrew on April 06, 2007, 11:42:45 AM I Was a Communist for the FBI
I only know of it by title, but that is a title that gets your attention. Title: Re: Great Movie Titles Post by: RCMerchant on April 06, 2007, 12:13:35 PM ok...I did not make these up...I found them in listed in Witching Hour Video,which BAD MOVIES supplies a link for!
CRAZY LESBIAN WOODCHOPPER ( Not only is she a crazy lesbian...she's a woodchooper-"and that's ok!" PIG CHICKEN SUICIDE (?)-I wonder if they just don't put random words in a hat,and draw 3....next film-Horse Fly Murder? HUMAN PORK CHOP-Hey your either a Human people chop,or a pig pork chop...not both! VERY SPECIAL PRISON for WOMEN-my...is'nt that special... :twirl: PHANTOM of the TOILET-ewwwww! VIRGIN APOCALYPSE NUN'S STORY:FRUSTRATION in BLACK Title: Re: Great Movie Titles Post by: KYGOTC on April 06, 2007, 12:15:03 PM TALES FROM THE CRAPPER
Brought to us by the lovely folks at Troma. Title: Re: Great Movie Titles Post by: Automan2000 on April 07, 2007, 02:47:08 AM Amazon Women on the Moon
The Kentucky Fried Movie Title: Re: Great Movie Titles Post by: KYGOTC on April 07, 2007, 02:11:21 PM One of the Grindhouse trailers was for "WEREWOLF WOMEN OF THE S.S." Another one was called "DON'T".
Title: Re: Great Movie Titles Post by: RCMerchant on April 07, 2007, 05:25:43 PM the Woman Eater (no comment)
Frankenstie's Castle of Freaks How to Stuff a Wild Bikini Love Slaves of the Amazon Deafula(?!?) Screaming Mimi ( I just like that one...I dunno...) Sex Kittens Go to Collage They Saved Hitlers Brain Caligula Reincarnated as Hitler (...so it's also Caligula's brain...?) Title: Re: Great Movie Titles Post by: Dr. Whom on April 09, 2007, 11:31:58 AM Porn of the Dead
Blind Beast vs Killer Dwarf Title: Re: Great Movie Titles Post by: RCMerchant on April 09, 2007, 04:43:13 PM PORNO HOLOCAUST-(from Italy)
LIFE is CHEAP..BUT TOILET PAPER IS EXPENSIVE-(from China) DRACULA SUCKS (porn...duh! ) DRILLER ( porn take off on Micheal Jacksons Thriller) DEATH BED-the BED that EATS (1977,Dir.by Al Bradley) Title: Re: Great Movie Titles Post by: peter johnson on April 09, 2007, 06:48:58 PM Beach Blanket Bingo . . .
The Ghost in The Invisible Bikini . . . (I mean . . .WTF?) Others have already noted "The Rats Are Coming! The Werewolves Are Here!", "Pardon Me, Your Teeth Are In My Neck . . .", etc. etc. BUT I am truly shocked (shocked!) that Andrew didn't invoke this one that always makes me drop my jaw: "BARN OF THE BLOOD LLAMA!" Wot a title!!! . . . I mean, not even "Cannibal Queens in the Avacado Jungle of Death" is as bizarre as THAT one!! peter hitler/denny save my brain! Title: Re: Great Movie Titles Post by: Texdar on April 10, 2007, 09:06:25 AM A Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell
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