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Title: BAD MOVIE ZOO!
Post by: RCMerchant on April 04, 2007, 05:46:36 PM
 Low budget movies have the most imaginitive monssters! Cheezy,cheap, but sooooo cool! I was thinking...could we make a beasteriay Of loww rent monsters.... post a photo of your favorites......kinda an on going thread in the vein of the Guessing game  or  Picture War...cuz who doesnt't like cool monsters...

 One of my personal favorites is the monster from FRANKENSTIEN meets the SPACE MONSTER....back in ther early 70's, there was a late nite  program called Double Ccreature Feature...and they would show (duh) two old horror movies. But the start of the program would have a narrator with a karloff voice,and THIS photo annoucing the movies of the nite. "Welcome, girls and ghouls to channel 28's Double Creature Feature..."

                       (http://img424.imageshack.us/img424/2069/frankensteinsspace2ez7.jpg)


Title: Re: BAD MOVIE ZOO!
Post by: RCMerchant on April 04, 2007, 05:49:34 PM
CRIPES! I meant to post this in BAD movies instead of good movies...ahhh... hell...  :bluesad:


Title: Re: BAD MOVIE ZOO!
Post by: Poogie on April 05, 2007, 10:47:26 AM
I like Frankenstein....
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/frankposter1.jpg)


Title: Re: BAD MOVIE ZOO!
Post by: Fausto on April 05, 2007, 03:38:44 PM
If you wanna do a beastiary, you should arrange the info in an orderly fashion, as such:

(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/fausto963/medusa1.jpg)

Name: Medusa
Filmography: Clash of the Titans (1981)
Quote: "Never look her in the face."
Description: Once a priestess of Aphrodite, was transformed as punishment for an affair with Posiedon. Now a fearsome creature with snakes for hair; one look at her face can transform any human into stone.


Title: Re: BAD MOVIE ZOO!
Post by: Him on April 05, 2007, 04:08:41 PM
The Dark Lord of the Universe
Howard the Duck (1986)

 (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/howardduck/howardduck7.jpg)


Title: Re: BAD MOVIE ZOO!
Post by: ulthar on April 05, 2007, 04:32:57 PM
The Bad Movies Zoo will need a whole wing for mutations.  For the inaugural exhibit in the Mutant Wing, I offer Syngenor, with an honorable mention for being 'allergic' to water, that oh so rare substance on battlefields.

(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/syngenor/syngenor4.jpg)


Title: Re: BAD MOVIE ZOO!
Post by: RCMerchant on April 06, 2007, 01:55:42 PM
If you wanna do a beastiary, you should arrange the info in an orderly fashion, as such:

([url]http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/fausto963/medusa1.jpg[/url])

Name: Medusa
Filmography: Clash of the Titans (1981)
Quote: "Never look her in the face."
Description: Once a priestess of Aphrodite, was transformed as punishment for an affair with Posiedon. Now a fearsome creature with snakes for hair; one look at her face can transform any human into stone.



I think that's a great idea...I'm gonna follow your lead,and do the same on future posts.Hopefully the rest of the gang will too.Thanks!


Title: Re: BAD MOVIE ZOO!
Post by: RCMerchant on April 06, 2007, 02:18:17 PM
                   (http://img362.imageshack.us/img362/1265/d648yf7.jpg) 

                       Name: the Colassal Beast aka the Amazing Colassal Man
                       Filmography: The Amazing Colassal Man (1957) and War of the Colassal Beast(1958)
                       Quote:"EAGGGHHH!!!"
                        Description: Exposed to intense radiation, Col.Manning grows at an incredible rate,and becomes a huge,beast...finally
                                            commiting suicide by high tension wires,in a moment of clarity.


Title: Re: BAD MOVIE ZOO!
Post by: Automan2000 on April 06, 2007, 03:25:48 PM
(http://HunGrrr.homestead.com/files/hybrid4.jpg)

Name: Hybrid
Filmography: Hybrid (1997)
Quote: "I'll melt your face!!!"
Description: Genetically engineered monster found in an underground research facility after aliens destroyed much of earth. Known to have an affinity for human women. Also suffers from psychological dysfunction concerning doors.


Title: Re: BAD MOVIE ZOO!
Post by: Kooshmeister on April 08, 2007, 12:49:53 PM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/be/Bbt03.jpg/800px-Bbt03.jpg)

Name: Were-Moth, a.k.a. Clare Mallinger
Filmography: The Blood Beast Terror (1968)
Quote: None comes to mind...
Description: The daughter of mad entomologist Carl Mallinger, who turns into a humanoid moth and sucks the blood of men she seduces.


Title: Re: BAD MOVIE ZOO!
Post by: Raffine on April 08, 2007, 02:24:08 PM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c8/Ro_man.jpg)
ALICE: How is it you're so strong, Ro-Man? It seems impossible.
RO-MAN: We Ro-Mans obtain our strength from the planet Ro-Man, relayed from individual energizers.

Name: Ro-Man
Filmography: ROBOT MONSTER (1953)
Quote: " I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot!"
Description: Tubby gorilla suit/diving helmet wearing robot from the stars. Almost wipes out the hu-man race with his bubble machine but is ultimately undone by his hot monkey blood lust. Does win the audience's sympathy by choking that annoying little girl who always wants to play house.


Title: Re: BAD MOVIE ZOO!
Post by: RCMerchant on April 08, 2007, 03:10:11 PM
           (http://img359.imageshack.us/img359/1509/paula381km2.jpg)

          Name:Paula Dupree aka the Ape Woman
          Filmography: CAPTIVE WILDWOMAN(1943),JUNGLE WOMAN(1944),JUNGLE CAPTIVE(1945)
          Quote:-?
          Description: A man in a gorrila suit is turned into a beautiful woman by mad doctors,and occasionally turns back into a apewoman to meance the
             the other cast members,who include Rondo Hatton,Evelyn Ankers, John Carridine,J.Carrol Naish,and Otto Kruger.The apewoman is
            played by Aquanetta twice,and once by Vicky Lane. Never got to meet Abbot and Costello.


Title: Re: BAD MOVIE ZOO!
Post by: Doc Daneeka on April 08, 2007, 05:07:45 PM
Even normal animals can become b-movie killers when shot up with a myriad of devious substances
(http://www.moviedeaths.com/images/grabs/shakma-shakma-6.jpg)(http://www.moviedeaths.com/images/grabs/shakma-shakma-5.jpg)
Name: Shakma
          Filmography: Shakma (1990)
          Quote: Would monsters need quotes?
          Description: Shakma is a lab ape turned mad by corrupt college professors who torments a group of late-night LARPing students (Including Christopher Atkins and Amanda Wyss) and a professor played by Roddy McDowell
          Strength: You'd hate to get mauled by a chimp, and this makes it all the worse
          Weakness: His heightened strength and intelligence still does not give him the power to open doors.

And this could easily get moved to "Bad Movies" if you still care


Title: Re: BAD MOVIE ZOO!
Post by: RCMerchant on April 09, 2007, 05:32:00 AM
Eh.It's ok where it is,I guess.Thanx,anyhow! :smile:


Title: Re: BAD MOVIE ZOO!
Post by: Shadow on April 10, 2007, 09:15:54 PM
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/giantclaw/giantclaw8.jpg)

Name: La Cacanya
Filmography: The Giant Claw (1957)
Quote: Kaw!! Kaw!! Kaw!!
Description: Gigantic antimatter space buzzard (as big as a battleship no less).


Title: Re: BAD MOVIE ZOO!
Post by: Andrew on April 10, 2007, 09:26:47 PM
Description: Gigantic antimatter space buzzard (as big as a battleship no less).

Sorry to interrupt, but are you sure about the size?  Can you quote one of the characters describing the creature being "as big as a battleship?"


Title: Re: BAD MOVIE ZOO!
Post by: Shadow on April 10, 2007, 09:29:33 PM
Do CLOWNs (Continuously Lurking Omniscient Wearisome Narrator) count?


Title: Re: BAD MOVIE ZOO!
Post by: JPickettIII on October 27, 2010, 03:23:25 PM
Do CLOWNs (Continuously Lurking Omniscient Wearisome Narrator) count?

I just read this.  FUNNY.

Later,

John


Title: Re: BAD MOVIE ZOO!
Post by: retrorussell on October 27, 2010, 09:37:16 PM
(http://racksandrazors.com/Pics/boogens3.jpg)

Name: Boogens
Filmography: The Boogens (1981)
Quote: RAAAAAARH!!!
Description: Looks like a turtle/octopus hybrid with fangs.  Yep, pretty damn silly.


Title: Re: BAD MOVIE ZOO!
Post by: Hammock Rider on October 28, 2010, 02:09:48 PM
(http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee71/HammockRider/mantisbig.jpg)


Name:  The Deadly Mantis

Filmography: The Deadly Mantis (1958)

Quote: "BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...............Munch Munch Munch!"

Description:  A frozen pre-historic bug awakened and growed up to giant size by radiation! Known to enjoy having eskimoes over for dinner


Title: Re: BAD MOVIE ZOO!
Post by: diamondwaspvenom on November 15, 2010, 08:44:58 PM
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_w_kJtyrbKew/R8-Kkpid0_I/AAAAAAAABoc/vnjmyYytKKI/s400/hobgoblins.jpg)

Name: Hobgoblins

Filmography: Hobgoblins (1988), Hobgoblins 2 (2009)

Quote: "GRRAAWWARARARGGHHH!"

Description: A space creature that resembles a starved/unshaven gremlin that has the power to make an individual's personal fantasy come true. However, this comes with a terrible price as the fantasy horribly kills the individual.


Title: Re: BAD MOVIE ZOO!
Post by: retrorussell on November 15, 2010, 10:27:11 PM
(http://www.jabootu.com/acolytes/bnotes/images/humanoidsd.jpg)

Name: Humanoid
Filmography: Humanoids From The Deep (1980), remake (1996)
Quote: RAHHHHRR!
or, RAHR!  RAHR!  RAHR!  RAHR! (as it climaxes.. eww..)
Description: Mutated fish that come ashore in a California fishing town and kill the men and rape the women.  Not a good film for feminists to watch.



Title: Re: BAD MOVIE ZOO!
Post by: Chainsawmidget on November 16, 2010, 06:43:59 AM
Description: Gigantic antimatter space buzzard (as big as a battleship no less).

Sorry to interrupt, but are you sure about the size?  Can you quote one of the characters describing the creature being "as big as a battleship?"
Characters and the Narrator. 

From IMD ...

Sally: Did he say what it was?
Gen. Van Buskirk: Yes, he did. A bird. A bird as big as a Battleship...

--

Narrator: Once more a frantic pilot radios in a report on a UFO. A bird. A bird as big as a Battleship!

--

Sally: If felt like something collided with us up there!
Mitch MacAfee: Yeah, a flying Battleship that wasn't there."

--

Sally: Oh, nothing so domestic as a flying saucer, officer. Just a flying Battleship.
Police Officer: Well, have a good time with your flying Battleship.

--

Sally: Oh, come off it, Mitch, you've done enough harm with your flying Battleship...

--

Sally: Well, flying Battleships, pink elephants, same difference.
Mitch MacAfee: I said it looked like a Battleship, not that it was a Battleship.

--

Narrator: Something, he didn't know what, but something as big as a Battleship has just flown over and past him."

--


Seems they really wanted to drive home that "big as a battleship" point. 


Title: Re: BAD MOVIE ZOO!
Post by: Flick James on November 17, 2010, 01:16:31 PM
I was going to give you karma for a great topic. Oh well.


Title: Re: BAD MOVIE ZOO!
Post by: Hammock Rider on November 18, 2010, 09:35:34 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v609/Kooshmeister/Movie%20Deaths/The%20Blob%201988/The_blob_paul_taylor_02.jpg)

Name:  The Blob

Filmography: The Blob (1988)

Quote: "Gurgle"...Although it doesn't really have a mouth.

Description:  The 1988 version was a microbe sent into space by the military. When it fell back to Earth it was different, and hungry.


Title: Re: BAD MOVIE ZOO!
Post by: Chainsawmidget on November 18, 2010, 10:24:07 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/chainsawmidget/creature-black-lagoon-headshot.jpg)

Name:  The Creature from the Black Lagoon
aka: the Gillman or Gill-man
aka:  the Creature
aka:  Uncle Gillbert Munster

Filmography: Creature from the Black Lagoon (1954)
Revenge of the Creature (1955)
The Creature Walks Among us (1956)
The Munsters
The Colgate Comedy Hour/Abbot and Costello meet the Creature
numerous other cameos and appearances including Simpsons, Robot Chicken, and Family Guy

Quote: *The creature has declined to comment at this time*

Description:  The missing link between man and fish.  Apparently, there's more than one of them.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/chainsawmidget/uncle_gillman.jpg)


Title: Re: BAD MOVIE ZOO!
Post by: diamondwaspvenom on November 29, 2010, 10:24:43 AM
(http://autcinema.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/halloween003.jpg)

Name: Krites

Filmography: Critters (1986), Critters 2 (1988), Critters 3 (1991), Critters 4 (1992)

Quote: RRAaachhhRRAAarrcccHHH!!

Description: A small, round and furry creature from outer space. These creatures are known for being extremely ravinous considering their carnivorous appetites.

      Aside from their rows of sharp, dagger-like teeth, the krites can also shoot spines out from their backs in order to stun their prey thus giving them the chance to move in for the kill.

      These little critters have also been known to form a giant "critterball", the result of a large pack gathering together and and latching on to eachother to form a gigantic ball that will consume any creature unfortunate enough to get in the way.



Title: Re: BAD MOVIE ZOO!
Post by: diamondwaspvenom on November 30, 2010, 04:43:20 PM
(http://content.internetvideoarchive.com/content/photos/051/002177_21.jpg)

Name: Arnold

Filmography: Munchies (1987)

Quote: Hey bro, I smell ice cream. Where is it?

Description: A small, reptillian alien with sharp teeth and claws. Normally friendly, these creatures will not attack a human unless provoked. Should one be cut into pieces, each segment will regenerate into a new creature. The new creatures will be much more wild and rowdy than the original, and have interests in junk food and beautiful women.


Title: Re: BAD MOVIE ZOO!
Post by: RCMerchant on November 30, 2010, 09:17:36 PM

Wow! Amazed to see this old thread back!

(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/ht-notg1.jpg)

Name: Lobo
Filmography: BRIDE of the MONSTER,NIGHT of the GHOULS and oddly enuff,the UNEARTHLY (at IMDB he's listed as Lobo II!).
Quote: Nyahhhh!
Description: Big,scary looking dumbass found by Prof.Erik Vornoff in the wilds of Tibet. Likes Angora hats. Fights like a member of the WWF.


Title: Re: BAD MOVIE ZOO!
Post by: diamondwaspvenom on December 08, 2010, 09:37:52 PM
(http://monsterhunter.coldfusionvideo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/TerrorWithin2.jpg)

Name: Gargoyle

Filmography: The Terror Within

Quote: RAAARRRWWWRRRGGHHH!!

Description: An ugly and violent mutant that sees no problem in slicing people to ribbons. Women should be extra careful when approaching these creatures as the gargoyle will attack and rape any woman that strays in its path. After raping its victim, the fetus will develop in a few days and then rip its way out of the uterus. In a few short hours, the young juvenile will develop into a full grown gargoyle.


Title: Re: BAD MOVIE ZOO!
Post by: retrorussell on December 08, 2010, 09:47:06 PM
Name: Deadly spawn
Filmography: RETURN OF THE ALIENS: THE DEADLY SPAWN
Quote: RAAHHR! (I guess)
Description: Giant penises with teeth is the best way to describe them.  They are aliens come to our world to eat people.  And enter our bodies through the eye sockets.  And chew on our faces.  And other gory (but enjoyable) nonsense.


Title: Re: BAD MOVIE ZOO!
Post by: Flick James on December 09, 2010, 01:30:19 PM
From Equinox (1970)

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Ku6SPRq8054/TCu_Pfkm4qI/AAAAAAAAAoU/vp2ICayFFMY/s1600/equinox+caveman.jpg)


Title: Re: BAD MOVIE ZOO!
Post by: El Misfit on December 09, 2010, 06:51:19 PM

(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/chauntedsea/chauntedsea8.jpg)

Name: The Creature From The Haunted Sea
Filmography: The Creature From The Haunted Sea
Quotes: N/A
Description: Giant sea monster with ping=pong ball size eyes, a stuck facial expression, can breath in and out of water, mythical.

(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/brainarous/brainarous2.jpg)

Name: Gor
Filmography: The Brain From Planet Arous
Quotes: I am Gor, I need your body as a dwelling place while I am here on your Earth.
Description: Extremely cunning, evil, and able to take over your body-
WARNING: DO NOT TALK TO HIM, GIVE HIM IDEAS, OR GIVE HIM AIR!


Title: Re: BAD MOVIE ZOO!
Post by: diamondwaspvenom on March 06, 2011, 01:24:57 PM
(http://images.wikia.com/kingdomheartsfanfiction/images/7/7e/Newborn.jpg)

Name: Alien Newborn

Filmography: Alien Resurrection

Quote: GRRRAAAWWWWGGHHH!

Description: A creature birthed from a genetically mutated Alien Queen. This bizarre monstrosity bears a combination of both Alien and human genes. Although ugly in appearance, the Alien Newborn posseses tremendous strength. So much strength in fact that it was able to tear off an Alien Queen's head in one swipe.

*Warining*: Even if you despise this creature, DO NOT throw your garbage at it unless you want an early funeral. It is also not wise to try and pet it. 


Title: Re: BAD MOVIE ZOO!
Post by: diamondwaspvenom on March 21, 2011, 05:06:44 PM
(http://www.stampede-entertainment.com/wrmkllr/p8-l.jpg)

Name: Shrieker

Filmography: Tremors 2: Aftershocks (1996), Tremors 3: Back to Perfection (2001)

Quote: AAARGHHHGHHHGHHEEEEE!!

Description: The Shrieker is the second stage in the Graboid lifecycle.  Like its earlier stage, the Shrieker is blind and also deaf. To catch prey, it relies on sensing the target's body heat. Once heat is detected, the Shrieker raises flaps of bone located on its head. It then closes them and shrieks loudly. Since being deaf, the creatures instead sense the heat generated by the scream and go chase down whatever prey has been spotted.

Upon consuming a certain amount of food, a Shrieker will regurgitate a smaller shrieker that will grow rapidly in size.

*Warning*: Please don't feed the Shriekers or try to pet them. There will be blood and vomit if you don't obey the rules.


Title: Re: BAD MOVIE ZOO!
Post by: diamondwaspvenom on March 22, 2011, 08:36:53 PM
(http://www.iconsoffright.com/interview/MickGarris/FLY2_5.jpg)

Name: Martinfly

Filmography: The Fly II (1989)

Quote: BLLAAAARRRGGGHHHEWW!

Description: The fully mutated form of Martin Brundle. Martinfly possesses incredible strength, capable of breaking a fully grown human in half. The creature also has the ability to projectile vomit digestive juices that will melt his victims instantly.


Title: Re: BAD MOVIE ZOO!
Post by: diamondwaspvenom on March 23, 2011, 01:23:27 PM
(http://www.yourprops.com/norm-4c123482e3055-Gremlins+2%3A+The+New+Batch+(1990).jpeg) (http://images.wikia.com/gremlins/images/9/95/Mogwai_group.PNG)

Name: Majority Mogwai

Filmography: Gremlins (1984), Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990)

Quote: Gizmo CACA!

Description: The majority mogwai are the evil incarnations of minority mogwai (i.e. Gizmo) that are spawned when the creature gets wet. Unlike their parent, the majority mogwai like to cause trouble and raise hell. Whereas the parent refuses to eat after midnight, these new hellions desire to go through the metamorphic process of becoming a gremlin.

*Zookeeper's Advice*: Please turn off flashlights or any other electronic devices that produce light. It's bad enough to deal with these a-holes without hearing them screetch.


Title: Re: BAD MOVIE ZOO!
Post by: AndyC on March 23, 2011, 04:25:05 PM
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/thebeing/thebeing8.jpg)
Name: The Being (A.K.A. Michael)
Appeared in: The Being -1983 (A.K.A. Easter Sunday - 1980)
Quote: "Don't tell me to f*ck off." (I'm translating, of course.)
Description: Mutated by radioactive waste, Michael used to live with his crazy old mom until he escaped and started terrorizing a small Idaho farming community. The Being is a slime-dripping, one-eyed mutant with sharp teeth and claws, apparent superhuman strength and speed, burrowing abilities, and possibly the ability to ooze through small openings.
WARNING: Don't tell him to f*ck off. He'll take it personally. This cannot be emphasized enough.


Title: Re: BAD MOVIE ZOO!
Post by: diamondwaspvenom on April 07, 2011, 06:29:56 PM
(http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b300/spacemonkey_fg/Blog%20Pictures/Mon70.gif)

Name: Torok the Troll

Filmography: Troll (1986)

Quote: Welcome, brother elf.

Description: An ugly little bugger that resembles a love child between Keith Richards and Bilbo Baggins. Don't be fooled, he packs a punch and can turn his victims into plant pods with a little prick from his magic ring.


Title: Re: BAD MOVIE ZOO!
Post by: RCMerchant on April 07, 2011, 11:16:08 PM
Gee-I gotta start posting on this thread-I thought it was in limbo! OK-

Erik-aka the Phantom of the Opera

(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/3-7.jpg)

Films-THE PHANTOM of the OPERA (1925 - Lon Chaney,baby!) and some crappy remakes with Claude Rains (sorry Clade-aint yer fault),Herbert Lom,Robert Englund and some gay musical.

Quote: "Feast your eyes! Gloat your soul on my accurssed ugliness!" -great line.

Description-of the  real Phantom-A living skull-flesh streched close to the bone-eyes popping from the sockets. A masterpiece of horror.


Title: Re: BAD MOVIE ZOO!
Post by: Allhallowsday on April 07, 2011, 11:42:02 PM
THE THING FROM ANOTHER WORLD ('course it's a good movie... a great movie!!)
(http://www.darkrecesses.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/James-Arness-The-Thing.jpg)

That's JAMES ARNESS who is 88 years old.   :thumbup: :smile:  PETER GRAVES' brother.  Cheap monster. It's just JAMES ARNESS with a few thorny horns (and a terrific cat-like growl).


Title: Re: BAD MOVIE ZOO!
Post by: Allhallowsday on April 07, 2011, 11:44:29 PM
BABY GODZILLA was absurd!!  :teddyr: Who didn't love that punkin'??  :question:  Bet he was like in days of old when knights were bold and toilets weren't invented (left his load by the side of the road and walked away.  Contented. )
(http://noclipmode.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/baby-godzilla.jpg)  


Title: Re: BAD MOVIE ZOO!
Post by: Allhallowsday on April 07, 2011, 11:51:26 PM
TROG belongs in a zoo.  THEE ZOO in fact.  
(http://www.dreadcentral.com/img/reviews/trog1b.jpg)
TROG belongs in a Bad Movie Zoo.  TROG stinks.
(http://filmfanatic.org/reviews/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/trog-joan-mask.png)




Title: Re: BAD MOVIE ZOO!
Post by: Chainsawmidget on April 08, 2011, 01:10:44 PM
Jack-o

(http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/8379/jackolantern.jpg) (http://img26.imageshack.us/i/jackolantern.jpg/)

Name: Jack-O, aka Mr. Jack the Pumpkin man
Appeared in: Jack-O (1995)
Description: Jack-O is a demon from hell raised to Warlock to seek revenge for his death on the family that killed him.  He typically uses a scythe to achieve this. 




Title: Re: BAD MOVIE ZOO!
Post by: bob on April 11, 2011, 06:03:31 PM
The inanimate octopus from Bride of the Monster.


Title: Re: BAD MOVIE ZOO!
Post by: El Misfit on April 11, 2011, 11:16:54 PM
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Ow6qQETokDk/TGCAm9OAJJI/AAAAAAAAAnw/rUZqmdysItw/s1600/Acid+tree.jpg)

NAME: The Night Monster

MOVIE: The Navy Vs. The Night Monsters

Quotes: N/A

Description: Prehistoric tree like carnivores that move so slow, that walking backward into it will kill you. It's true! :buggedout:


Title: Re: BAD MOVIE ZOO!
Post by: diamondwaspvenom on May 30, 2011, 08:30:17 AM
(http://static.blogo.it/cineblog/carnosaur.jpg)

Name: Deinonychus

Filmography: Carnosaur (1993)

Quote: GGGRRAARRRR!

Description: A carnivorous dinosaur bred from a chicken. Stick around to watch the zookeeper feed a bunch of dirty hippies to the creature. It's more entertaining than what's on TV nowadays.


Title: Re: BAD MOVIE ZOO!
Post by: retrorussell on June 03, 2011, 11:11:54 PM
Name:THE CREEPING TERROR
Film: See above
Quote: Rrrrarrh!
Description: The equivalent of a giant rug covered in tar, and with giant chocolate chips and gummi worms stuck to it.  Oh, and it moves so slow you have to be completely inert or stupid, or both.  Practically everyone in the movie is like this.
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_s_30zQFJp4g/SMsIURUDYPI/AAAAAAAAG_4/cVfXlw7MAP8/s320/Creeping+Terror+Moster+POV.jpg)


Title: Re: BAD MOVIE ZOO!
Post by: diamondwaspvenom on June 06, 2011, 02:28:37 PM
(http://www.best-horror-movies.com/images/pumpkinhead-doorway.jpg)

Name: Pumpkinhead

Filmography: Pumpkinhead (1988), Pumpkinhead II: Blood Wings (1994), Pumpkinhead: Ashes to Ashes (2006), Pumpkinhead: Blood Feud (2008)

Quote: HHHHHiiiisssss!!

Description: Keep away from Pumpkinhead unless you're tired of living. His enemies are mostly dead. He's mean and unforgiving. Laugh at him and you're undone but in some dreadful fashion. Vengeance he considers fun and plans it with a passion. Time will not erase or blot a plot that he has brewing. It's when you think that he's forgot, he'll conjure your undoing. Bolted doors and windows barred, guard dogs prowling in the yard won't protect you in your bed. Nothing will, from Pumpkinhead.


Title: Re: BAD MOVIE ZOO!
Post by: diamondwaspvenom on September 05, 2011, 01:41:01 PM
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZEsYAqtq0gw/Sp3sgH4qUgI/AAAAAAAACkY/GvVAWH99Gwo/s400/feed04.jpg)

Name: Feeders

Filmography: Feeders (1996), Feeders 2: Slay Bells (1998)

Quote: RrRaarraaGGHhh!

Description: Despite being possibly the fakest looking monsters in the zoo, these space creatures have a taste for human flesh and can be quite vicious when attacking people.

Warning: It is advised to not stick your fingers in the cage.


Title: Re: BAD MOVIE ZOO!
Post by: Chainsawmidget on September 05, 2011, 09:49:20 PM
(http://img830.imageshack.us/img830/8648/blacksheep1.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/830/blacksheep1.jpg/)

Killer Sheep

Film:  Black Sheep (2007)

Quote: Baaahhhhhh

Description:  Normal sheep turned into savage bloodthristy meat eaters due to genetic experimentation. 

While they may look cute and cuddly, they are extremely savage and will bite if given the slightly opportunity.  Please do not stick your hands or penis in their cage. 



Title: Re: BAD MOVIE ZOO!
Post by: odinn7 on September 06, 2011, 12:57:00 PM
(http://www.horrorsociety.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/q_the_winged_serpent3-284x400.jpg)


Name- Quetzalcoatl

Film- Q: The Winged Serpent  (1982)

Description- Large flying lizard that lives in NYC...loves to eat people.



Title: Re: BAD MOVIE ZOO!
Post by: odinn7 on September 06, 2011, 01:13:40 PM
(http://aidanphantom.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/chud.jpg)

Name- C.H.U.D./ Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller

Film- C.H.U.D.  (1984)

Description- Toxic waste soaked homeless people have become disfigured flesh eaters who seem to enjoy living in sewers. Seems they occasionally like to eat dogs as well.


Title: Re: BAD MOVIE ZOO!
Post by: alandhopewell on September 06, 2011, 01:35:20 PM
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/bo-assets/production/tiny_mce_photos/19136/original/Tabonga.GIF)

NAME: Tabonga

FILM: From Hell It Came, 1957

COMMENTS: This refugee from the Enchanted Forest is the result of burying an island prince (with an axe to grind, PTP) in a radioactive hollow tree...no cookies, just another case of White Man Take Long Time Die.

BTW: There's a native dagger sticking in the wooden heart of Tabonga; if you can hit it with your firestick, you not only kill it, but you win a tee-shirt and a free game!


Title: Re: BAD MOVIE ZOO!
Post by: diamondwaspvenom on September 11, 2011, 05:16:13 PM
(http://www.movie-roulette.com/photos_big/piranha-6-1.jpeg)

Name: Piranha

Filmography: Piranha (1978)

Description: Genetically enginered piranhas that can rip a human to shreds in seconds. Go ahead, stick your finger in the tank if you don't believe us. You have been warned.


Title: Re: BAD MOVIE ZOO!
Post by: diamondwaspvenom on September 12, 2011, 05:49:31 PM
(http://lh4.ggpht.com/_Q9_MOdrSZ6U/TIy9VTQ2AhI/AAAAAAAAKMw/9jtlDumiwGo/x24.jpg)

Name: Unknown Alien Knockoff From Another Dimension

Filmography: Xtro 2: The Second Encounter (1991)

Quote: SSSCCCCREREEAAACCCHHH!!

Description: A monstrous brute from another dimension that is a force to be reckoned with. Despite its large size, it is able to sneak up on terrible actors without them ever noticing until it's too late.


Title: Re: BAD MOVIE ZOO!
Post by: diamondwaspvenom on October 08, 2011, 08:35:45 PM
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_LZ92yTgKeAQ/TCmc7Rd8bbI/AAAAAAAAL7I/fEzU7oslKHc/s400/itsalive1.jpg)

Name: Davis Baby.

Filmography: It's Alive (1974), It Lives Again (1978), It's Alive III: Island of the Alive (1986).

Quote: WWWWWAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!

Description: A vicious mutant infant that attacks when frightened. Despite being a baby, this creature CAN KILL with ease. For your sake, keep a good distance away from the pen if you want to live to see the next day.


Title: Re: BAD MOVIE ZOO!
Post by: diamondwaspvenom on November 08, 2011, 09:04:13 AM
(http://www.365horrormovie.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/killer-tomatoes-strike-back.jpg)

Name: Killer Tomatoes.

Filmography: Attack of the Killer Tomatoes (1978), Return of the Killer Tomatoes (1988), Killer Tomatoes Strike Back! (1991), Killer Tomatoes Eat France! (1992).

Quote: Waarrggh...

Description: They're the killer tomatoes. They'll beat you, bash you, squish you, mash you, chew you up for brunch and finish you off for dinner or lunch. They're gooey, gushy, squishy, mushy. They're rotten to the core. They're standing outside your door.


Title: Re: BAD MOVIE ZOO!
Post by: alandhopewell on November 19, 2011, 01:25:19 PM
(http://cf1.imgobject.com/backdrops/e83/4bc95135017a3c57fe023e83/the-abominable-dr-phibes-poster.jpg)


     NAME: Dr. Anton Phibes

     FILMOGRAPHY: ABOMINABLE DR. PHIBES, DR. PHIBES RISES AGAIN!

     QUOTE: "Nine killed you....nine will DIE!"

     HABITS: A musical / mechanical genius with SERIOUS dermatological issues, Phibes devotes his time to bumping off enemies in inventive, expensive ways, hanging out with a really hot, mute babe, and gobbling up scenery like a bass player at a wedding buffet gig.


Title: Re: BAD MOVIE ZOO!
Post by: Chainsawmidget on November 22, 2011, 01:09:55 PM
Dr. Phibes would like to remind people that he only works at the zoo and would really appreciate it if the tour guide stopping bringing people by the break lounge.   :tongueout:


Title: Re: BAD MOVIE ZOO!
Post by: Allhallowsday on December 01, 2011, 09:29:54 PM
The remake BLOB from '88 is here in the BAD MOVIE ZOO.  We need to add the original BLOB (1958)

(http://images.wikia.com/godzilla/images/d/db/THEBLOB.jpg)

NAME: The Blob

FILM: THE BLOB (1958)

QUOTE: "Dad, I saw something tonight... some kind of a monster!!!"
or
"My name is Jane.  Just Jane."  
or  
"The little dog, Steve!  The little dog!"  
or
Danny: "I think I'll call him William."  Jane: "William's a fine name."  Danny: "Aw, I don't like William!"  

DESCRIPTION: Formless determinant absorbs living tissue increasing its mass exponentially.  


Title: Re: BAD MOVIE ZOO!
Post by: Chainsawmidget on December 01, 2011, 11:00:01 PM
(http://img841.imageshack.us/img841/4825/10000voltmonster.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/841/10000voltmonster.jpg/)

NAME: The 10,000 Volt Ghost

FILM: Scooby Doo 2:  Monsters Unleashed (2004)

DESCRIPTION:  Formerly the costume of a criminal who used it to disguise himself a ghost, it was later turned into an actual "living" monster composed of electricity (presumably 10,000 volts worth, bu this has not accurately been measured.) 



Title: Re: BAD MOVIE ZOO!
Post by: Allhallowsday on December 06, 2011, 05:00:32 PM
why are there two BAD MOVIE ZOO threads?  :question:


Title: Re: BAD MOVIE ZOO!
Post by: RCMerchant on December 07, 2011, 06:47:55 AM
why are there two BAD MOVIE ZOO threads?  :question:


Beats me!  :question:

(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/DoctorX3.jpg)

Name-DR.X
Movie-DR.X (1933)
Description-One handed scientist who transforms himself into a muck-faced killer by fusing an artificial hand to himself-and covering his face with glop.
Quote-"Synthetic flesh! Synthetic flesh!"


Title: Re: BAD MOVIE ZOO!
Post by: Trevor on December 07, 2011, 06:52:59 AM
and covering his face with glop.

A little further south and that's the story of my life right there.  :wink:


Title: Re: BAD MOVIE ZOO!
Post by: RCMerchant on December 07, 2011, 07:11:10 AM
and covering his face with glop.

A little further south and that's the story of my life right there.  :wink:

Eeewww!  :buggedout:


Title: Re: BAD MOVIE ZOO!
Post by: Allhallowsday on December 07, 2011, 07:58:32 PM
Uhm... why are HUMAN personages (as malformed as they may be) being added to a ZOO??   :question:


Title: Re: BAD MOVIE ZOO!
Post by: RCMerchant on December 08, 2011, 06:06:46 AM
Uhm... why are HUMAN personages (as malformed as they may be) being added to a ZOO??   :question:

Well...we got Dr.Phibes,the Davis Baby (from IT'S LIVE), etc...why not?
I'ts a Bad Movie Zoo!  :smile:
It doesn't have to be logical. That's the beauty!  :teddyr:


Title: Re: BAD MOVIE ZOO!
Post by: bob on December 17, 2011, 03:42:50 AM
(http://www.moviecatcher.net/images/roman2.jpg)

NAME: Ro-Man

MOVIE: Robot Monster

DESCRIPTION: The evil alien Ro-Man Extension XJ-2 (who is simply called "Ro-Man" by the humans) has destroyed all but eight humans on Earth with the "Calcinator death ray". Ro-Man must destroy the earthbound survivors, albeit by physical means, before his subjugation of Earth is complete


Title: Re: BAD MOVIE ZOO!
Post by: Allhallowsday on December 23, 2011, 09:12:39 PM
We need a specimen of THE GREEN SLIME for the BAD MOVIE ZOO
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/greenslime/greenslime8.jpg)
(http://www.wrongsideoftheart.com/wp-content/gallery/posters-g/green_slime_poster_02.jpg)  

NAME: The Green Slime

FILM: THE GREEN SLIME (1968)

QUOTE: "Jack... the power room! If he's right, those things are going to be all over the place!"  

DESCRIPTION: One-eyed octopus-tentacled booger men-in-suits grow from snot.  


Title: Re: BAD MOVIE ZOO!
Post by: diamondwaspvenom on November 01, 2012, 08:56:56 AM
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-xPn2CVoHw7s/Txq0aQr0ZsI/AAAAAAAADRI/f0IChvHJe7Y/s1600/leprechaun-2.jpg)

Name: Leprechaun

Filmography: Leprechaun (1993), Leprechaun 2 (1994), Leprechaun 3 (1995), Leprechaun 4: In Space (1997), Leprechaun: In the Hood (2000), Leprechaun: Back 2 tha Hood (2003)

Quote: "Where's ME gold?"

Description: What does it look like to you? It's an ugly, violent little leprechaun!

Zookeeper's Note: If you see a pot of gold or a gold coin along the way, please refrain from picking it up. We've had too many accidents because some jackass took the gold and got their ass beaten by this little bugger. I cannot stress that enough!