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Title: paris hilton goes to prison!
Post by: StackAttack on May 04, 2007, 08:18:22 PM
normally i dont want to disparage other people but this couldnt happen to a nicer person and i use that term loosely. 45 days in an la prison starting in june.


Title: Re: paris hilton goes to prison!
Post by: Zapranoth on May 04, 2007, 08:40:33 PM
This   ><   is the sound of the smallest violin in the world, playing a lament.


Title: Re: paris hilton goes to prison!
Post by: Torgo on May 04, 2007, 10:16:27 PM
Too bad they didn't give her the death penalty.

(http://www.anotherthink.com/my_graphics/electric_chair.jpg)



Title: Re: paris hilton goes to prison!
Post by: AnubisVonMojo on May 04, 2007, 11:42:58 PM
This is the best thing to happen since watching this c*nt (and if anyone earns that name it's her) die in House of Wax. If anybody deserves the "women in prison" treatment, it's her. It's because of Trashy McWhorebag and the drunk party skanks like her that I'm afraid to raise a child in the current social climate, because I wouldn't want my daughter thinking that anything in her life should be modeled after a spoiled, retarded tramp and I wouldn't want my son thinking that's what the ideal woman is supposed to be. This is the greatest birthday present I could ever ask for!  :cheers:





Title: Re: paris hilton goes to prison!
Post by: DodgingGrunge on May 05, 2007, 12:03:08 AM
This is the greatest birthday present I could ever ask for!

Is it your birthday?  Happy birthday!  Or is this just a debit against a future occasion?  Happy future birthday!

Personally I'd love to see Cameron Crowe go to jail on my birthday, though not necessarily for having committed any crime.  Assholism is only a crime in the court of Divine, after all.  And while he could stand to be tarred and feathered, I'd be willing to look at a series of whimsical clerical blunders (against his interests) as justice served.  Mwahaha!


Title: Re: paris hilton goes to prison!
Post by: Susan on May 05, 2007, 12:13:10 AM
Paris Hilton - sent to the slammer.

hmm, already sounds like the makings of a b-movie






Title: Re: paris hilton goes to prison!
Post by: dean on May 05, 2007, 02:23:09 AM

Paris Hilton - sent to the slammer.

hmm, already sounds like the makings of a b-movie



Oh I'm very much convinced that this is all a stunt because her "One Night In Paris" dvds did so well, that they're making a foray into WIP films and 'Paris' Stay in the Slammer' will be hitting our shelves soon...



Title: Re: paris hilton goes to prison!
Post by: RCMerchant on May 05, 2007, 02:43:32 AM
 Where's Dyanne Thorne and Tamara Dobson when you really need them?


Title: Re: paris hilton goes to prison!
Post by: flackbait on May 05, 2007, 08:16:43 AM
"I'm shocked, I'm surprised and really disheartened in the system that I've worked in for close to 40 years," Weitzman said.

THIS is what the attorney defending Paris Hilton said. Considering she violated her probation what did she expect. And besides what else can the judge do to teach her a lesson. Any fine she has to pay would just be pocket change to her.


Title: Re: paris hilton goes to prison!
Post by: AnubisVonMojo on May 05, 2007, 08:29:02 AM
This is the greatest birthday present I could ever ask for!


Is it your birthday?  Happy birthday!  Or is this just a debit against a future occasion?  Happy future birthday!

Personally I'd love to see Cameron Crowe go to jail on my birthday, though not necessarily for having committed any crime.  Assholism is only a crime in the court of Divine, after all.  And while he could stand to be tarred and feathered, I'd be willing to look at a series of whimsical clerical blunders (against his interests) as justice served.  Mwahaha!


Sadly, yes it is. Beyond this story, the root beer float cake my fiancee made for me and a viewing of Spider-Man 3 though, I'd rather just crawl into bed and let it happen without me.

And I second you on the Cameron Crowe sentencing. Knowing our luck though he'd pull a Maniac Cop and come back a bigger, stronger and crappier director than he went in as. His supernatural strength and stamina would lead to him putting out 10 movies a year and not even Tom Atkins or Bruce Campbell would be able to take him down then! Maybe prison's not such a great idea for him... maybe he should get the Hannover Fist diatribe from Heavy Metal instead... "Burnin's too good for 'im! Hangin's too good for 'im! He should be chopped up into itty-bitty pieces and buried alive!"

(http://www.hanoverfiste.com/HanoverFiste2.JPG)


Title: Re: paris hilton goes to prison!
Post by: BlackAngel75 on May 05, 2007, 09:20:38 AM
This is the best thing to happen since watching this c*nt (and if anyone earns that name it's her) die in House of Wax. If anybody deserves the "women in prison" treatment, it's her. It's because of Trashy McWhorebag and the drunk party skanks like her that I'm afraid to raise a child in the current social climate, because I wouldn't want my daughter thinking that anything in her life should be modeled after a spoiled, retarded tramp and I wouldn't want my son thinking that's what the ideal woman is supposed to be. This is the greatest birthday present I could ever ask for!  :cheers:

The only way I will see that movie is if she died like all black people died in those '80s horror flicks.  Now THAT'S hot!!!






Title: Re: paris hilton goes to prison!
Post by: AnubisVonMojo on May 05, 2007, 12:52:42 PM
The only way I will see that movie is if she died like all black people died in those '80s horror flicks.  Now THAT'S hot!!!

You mean first?  :wink:

If so, sadly that's not the case. However, thanks to the magic of websites like YouTube, you can skip all the other pointless crap and just watch her die over and over again! It's beautiful.


Title: Re: paris hilton goes to prison!
Post by: flackbait on May 05, 2007, 01:27:20 PM
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because I wouldn't want my daughter thinking that anything in her life should be modeled after a spoiled, retarded tramp and I wouldn't want my son thinking that's what the ideal woman is supposed to be
Sadly some kids are modeling themselves after her. Is it just me or is society sliding downhill more and more?


Title: Re: paris hilton goes to prison!
Post by: Yaddo 42 on May 05, 2007, 04:44:09 PM
I read online, that as a high-profile inmate, she'll be kept in isloation for the most part away from the general population. Prison offical wouldn't want the trouble a WIP situation would bring down on them if something happened to her, even if she deserves it. She has access to the shower, a TV, the exercise yard, and the phones for about an hour a day. Three meals a day, one hot meal - like that stick eats, well, that much food anyway.

Already dreading the media hoopla for when she's released and the certain publicity tour. Just ignore her, don't buy anything she is involved with, and maybe she'll go back to being another pointless idle rich person we never have to hear about unless you watch crap like the E! Channel. Hey her sister Nicki went away from the public eye for the most part, maybe she will too after this.


Title: Re: paris hilton goes to prison!
Post by: Raffine on May 05, 2007, 08:46:07 PM
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Hey her sister Nicki went away from the public eye for the most part, maybe she will too after this.


Even now when I hear the phrase "The Hilton Sisters"  I think they're talking about Violet and Daisy rather than Paris and Nicki.

 :smile:

(http://www.loc.gov/exhibits/bobhope/images/vcvg9.jpg)


Title: Re: paris hilton goes to prison!
Post by: RCMerchant on May 06, 2007, 10:33:10 AM
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Hey her sister Nicki went away from the public eye for the most part, maybe she will too after this.


Even now when I hear the phrase "The Hilton Sisters"  I think they're talking about Violet and Daisy rather than Paris and Nicki.

 :smile:

([url]http://www.loc.gov/exhibits/bobhope/images/vcvg9.jpg[/url])


 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
 :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
 Except the FREAKS were likable....


Title: Re: paris hilton goes to prison!
Post by: KYGOTC on May 06, 2007, 10:21:06 PM
Although Im kicking myself to be a part of a convesation about celebrity life, I have to know. What did she do anyway?


Title: Re: paris hilton goes to prison!
Post by: flackbait on May 07, 2007, 02:37:56 PM
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Although Im kicking myself to be a part of a convesation about celebrity life, I have to know. What did she do anyway?
I think she got pulled over for a DUI and was fined and had her license suspended. But she violated her suspension by driving so they took her to court.


Title: Re: paris hilton goes to prison!
Post by: DodgingGrunge on May 07, 2007, 02:49:09 PM
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Although Im kicking myself to be a part of a convesation about celebrity life, I have to know. What did she do anyway?
I think she got pulled over for a DUI and was fined and had her license suspended. But she violated her suspension by driving so they took her to court.

Yes.  But in America, vehicular violations almost always go away if you simply throw enough money at the judge.  The Circuit Court system has no pretense of "equal justice" whatsoever.  In the past, Paris has just paid off the courts.  I want to say this is her 3rd offense, but I could be wrong.

Sometimes though, being a universally despised celebrity can backfire on you; the judge presiding over the most recent case decided to make an example of her.  Haha.


Title: Re: paris hilton goes to prison!
Post by: Raffine on May 07, 2007, 02:59:24 PM
(http://img.search.com/thumb/5/59/Abby_and_Britty.jpg/250px-Abby_and_Britty.jpg)

Speaking of driving and conjoined twins (er, weren't we?) I saw a special the other day where the amazing Hensel Twins just got their driver's license (es).


Title: Re: paris hilton goes to prison!
Post by: BlackAngel75 on May 08, 2007, 01:50:09 AM
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Although Im kicking myself to be a part of a convesation about celebrity life, I have to know. What did she do anyway?
I think she got pulled over for a DUI and was fined and had her license suspended. But she violated her suspension by driving so they took her to court.

Yes.  But in America, vehicular violations almost always go away if you simply throw enough money at the judge.  The Circuit Court system has no pretense of "equal justice" whatsoever.  In the past, Paris has just paid off the courts.  I want to say this is her 3rd offense, but I could be wrong.

Sometimes though, being a universally despised celebrity can backfire on you; the judge presiding over the most recent case decided to make an example of her.  Haha.

Well I personally want to thank the judge who had that case on his/her docket and not backing down.  I just wish that Paris had at least a year in jail.  Hopefully, though, this experience will give her a swift kick up her ass.  And be famous for better things other than having the last name of Hilton and having a dude shooting up her dook.


Title: Re: paris hilton goes to prison!
Post by: Ash on May 08, 2007, 02:18:43 AM
Damn!
You guys are harsh!

I think the judge gave her the right sentence.
Just like you & I, she isn't above the law.

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But personally, I think Paris is smokin' hot.
Please don't 'boo' me for saying that...but I think she is.
And I don't usually go for blondes.

That Hardees/Carl's' Jr. ad was great!   :thumbup:
(http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/6628/parishiltonhamburgervv5.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
WATCH IT NOW (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5V-ScgDJIg)

Sure, she ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
But I'd still hit it.   :wink:



(and yes...I've seen 1 Night in Paris (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1_Night_in_Paris))  


Title: Re: paris hilton goes to prison!
Post by: DodgingGrunge on May 08, 2007, 03:02:50 AM
But personally, I think Paris is smokin' hot.
...
Sure, she ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
But I'd still hit it.   :wink:


I won't boo you, but I'll pity you.  I'd sooner entrust my manhood to Marilyn Chambers in Rabid, teeth and all!!

(http://www.dodginggrunge.com/adminStorage/rabid.jpg)


Title: Re: paris hilton goes to prison!
Post by: Jack on May 08, 2007, 07:53:49 AM
If I had a revoked license and about a trillion dollars, I'd probably hire a limo to drive me around.  Of course, I have the ability to think...


Title: Re: paris hilton goes to prison!
Post by: AnubisVonMojo on May 08, 2007, 01:34:17 PM
Yeah, I'd hit that too... in a way completely different from what Ash is saying. I don't condone the hitting of women any more than I do the hitting of children or animals, but my fiancee and her mother both say I get a free pass if I ever see Paris Hilton in public, so I'm in the clear as far as that goes!  :teddyr:


Title: Re: paris hilton goes to prison!
Post by: Fausto on May 08, 2007, 02:36:28 PM
Paris Hilton in jail? Oh, there are so many people to thank....God, of course, and Satan  :hot:

(while I'm sure both heard my constant prayers to have this b***h put on ice, it seems one of them has actually granted my request).


Title: Re: paris hilton goes to prison!
Post by: BlackAngel75 on May 09, 2007, 12:30:07 AM
Damn!
You guys are harsh!

I think the judge gave her the right sentence.
Just like you & I, she isn't above the law.

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------

But personally, I think Paris is smokin' hot.
Please don't 'boo' me for saying that...but I think she is.
And I don't usually go for blondes.

That Hardees/Carl's' Jr. ad was great!   :thumbup:
([url]http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/6628/parishiltonhamburgervv5.jpg[/url]) ([url]http://imageshack.us[/url])
WATCH IT NOW ([url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5V-ScgDJIg[/url])

Sure, she ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
But I'd still hit it.   :wink:



(and yes...I've seen 1 Night in Paris ([url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1_Night_in_Paris[/url]))  



Well, to each his own I guess, but there's a thing about chicken dinners and fillet mignon.  And Paris is less of a chicken dinner.  If I had the unfortunate task to do her, I'd probably get stabbed by her tail bone.


Title: Re: paris hilton goes to prison!
Post by: mrgb46 on June 07, 2007, 01:18:33 PM
What I don't understand is why we or the media spends so much time reporting on this spoiled/talentless airhead! SHE DOESN'T DO ANYTHING!! Do a porno,attend parties and all of a sudden,people want you to make a cd or do a movie..how easy is it to be a celebrity these days??? I could care less about her or Nicole Richie or Donald Trump..could name more,but don't want to run out of space...Give us actors or music groups or artists that we have never heard of instead of this!!!!! :hatred:


Title: Re: paris hilton goes to prison!
Post by: raj on June 07, 2007, 02:38:20 PM
Great, now she's out and in home confinement because of a "medical condition"

"Law enforcement sources tell TMZ Paris Hilton's medical condition was purely psychological and that she was in peril of having a nervous breakdown, and that's why she was released early this morning."

http://www.tmz.com/2007/06/07/paris-medical-condition-mental-not-physical/


Great, now I can go on that murderous rampage/bank robberies, and if they dare put me in jail I'll just claim "nervous breakdown"

I almost hope that some palms were greased, that would at least be understandable.


Title: Re: paris hilton goes to prison!
Post by: BlackAngel75 on June 08, 2007, 01:59:18 AM
I'll be right behind you, raj with shotgun in hand


Title: Re: paris hilton goes to prison!
Post by: AnubisVonMojo on June 09, 2007, 10:36:10 AM
I almost hope that some palms were greased, that would at least be understandable.

Somehow Raj, with Skanktron 5000 involved, I doubt it was palms that were getting "greased"...

But the best part about her getting out is that now that she's been ordered back in, I have that great pic of her crying her retarded eyes out to print out and put on my wall!  :teddyr:


Title: Re: paris hilton goes to prison!
Post by: raj on June 11, 2007, 03:37:27 PM
Somehow Raj, with Skanktron 5000 involved, I doubt it was palms that were getting "greased"...


I think I'd rather swim the Amazon river than get near that.


Title: Re: paris hilton goes to prison!
Post by: DodgingGrunge on June 11, 2007, 06:41:39 PM
Somehow Raj, with Skanktron 5000 involved, I doubt it was palms that were getting "greased"...


I think I'd rather swim the Amazon river than get near that.

The average volumes would be about the same, as too, I suspect, would be the murkiness of their discharges.

Nonetheless, I'd anticipate better bedside manner among the crocodiles and would vastly prefer their company.