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Title: Shock news: Uwe Boll is filming in South Africa!!!! Post by: Trevor on June 06, 2007, 10:30:38 AM Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargggggghhhhhhhhhhh! :buggedout:
The world's master filmmaker is making the Vietnam war picture Tunnel Rats in South Africa, specifically in Natal and in Cape Town!!! Should I emigrate, do you think? :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: Title: Re: Shock news: Uwe Boll is filming in South Africa!!!! Post by: Ash on June 06, 2007, 10:33:47 AM See if you can get close enough to let the air out of the tires on his car. :teddyr:
Use a switchblade to do it. :thumbup: Title: Re: Shock news: Uwe Boll is filming in South Africa!!!! Post by: Andrew on June 06, 2007, 10:37:41 AM If you try to deflate his tires, watch out because he is known for two things:
1. Making bad movies. 2. Punching critics in the head (Though, from what I saw, he only picks Internet critics who probably shouldn't be in a boxing ring in the first place.) Title: Re: Shock news: Uwe Boll is filming in South Africa!!!! Post by: Trevor on June 13, 2007, 04:02:20 AM :bouncegiggle:
South Africa's Department of Trade and Industry (the DTI) is offering huge tax breaks to filmmakers, both foreign and local, so I guess that even our beloved Senor Error Boll couldn't resist a good tax break. One of my friends on the IMDB who is also in South Africa asked me to find Uwe as my friend said "I have a cricket bat with his name on it." :teddyr: I wonder if Google Earth could assist here? Title: Re: Shock news: Uwe Boll is filming in South Africa!!!! Post by: Jack on June 13, 2007, 08:04:05 AM It should be entertaining watching a Vietnam war movie made by the master of stupidity himself. I'm looking forward to it :teddyr: I'm imagining the camera wildly spinning around and around as mortar shells rain down on the firebase. Slow motion bullets from machine guns, and it's Ewe so there will have to be boobs in it...the mind wobbles.
Title: Re: Shock news: Uwe Boll is filming in South Africa!!!! Post by: Gorzakk on June 13, 2007, 12:16:40 PM Aw come on the mans a genius. And inverted genius maybe but still an absolute genius. He's about the best at what he does - making movies so dire even this website doesn't touch them. Now that's a skill in itself.
Title: Re: Shock news: Uwe Boll is filming in South Africa!!!! Post by: Jack on June 13, 2007, 04:25:22 PM Oh, I find his movies very entertaining. Probably not for the reasons he intended, but nevertheless :teddyr:
Title: Re: Shock news: Uwe Boll is filming in South Africa!!!! Post by: Andrew on June 13, 2007, 06:29:17 PM Aw come on the mans a genius. And inverted genius maybe but still an absolute genius. He's about the best at what he does - making movies so dire even this website doesn't touch them. Now that's a skill in itself. Eh, for the most part I haven't worried about them because so many websites review his films. Sooner or later I will do one of them, but I keep looking at other films and saying "This one isn't very well known. I should write about it." On the plus side, if I write a review for a Boll film I might get a chance at him in the ring. Title: Re: Shock news: Uwe Boll is filming in South Africa!!!! Post by: Trevor on June 14, 2007, 07:22:12 AM :bouncegiggle:
If you get a chance at him in the ring, Andrew, I will fly out to the US and I will be your second. :teddyr: I don't think that I will need to be your cut man or doctor: I think Our Uwe will need those people rather than you. :smile: Title: Re: Shock news: Uwe Boll is filming in South Africa!!!! Post by: Ash on June 14, 2007, 07:30:49 AM ANDREW
(http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/7176/andrew1dv9.jpg) (http://imageshack.us) "I'm the master of bad movies!! No one can stand up to my Marine training!" Vs. Uwe Boll (http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/9732/thumbshighyi5.jpg) (http://imageshack.us) "I schtick my thumb up my ass before I admit defeat!!" Who do you think would win? |